Tell me the most embarrassing moment of your life.

Did some really spergy shit involving jumping on a desk with crayons up my nose or some shit trying to be a stupid person ironically for some reason in like the third grade. Didnt realize it was that bad and was virtually shameless until some guy in middle school remembered me. I still think about why I did it sometimes.

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Nothing too bad but

>7th grade
>just minding my own business doing my work
>some qt 3.14 comes up to me
>"hey anon want to go out"
>almost have a heart attack
>manages to not spill my spaghetti and say "yeah sure"
>Apparently this was some kind of prank I guess and she was just setting me up to say "just kidding lol"
>the fucking kids around were apparently in on it or something because they start laughing
>Im extremely confused of what just happened and I get really red in the face
>class ends like 2 minutes after that and I just fucking book it out of there

Last I heard she was a heroine addict so I feel a little better about it

>>34423789
People are cruel, truly.

>>34423789
That shit seems like such a trivial matter but man does it stay with you.

>>34423789
>in like 5th grade or some shit
>whole class is staying overnight at some place out by the woods for some trip accompanied by the teachers
>topic about who likes who comes up while playing truth or dare
>this cute girl in my class get her turn and admitted that she liked me the best
>being the biggest, scared little bitch in the universe i tell her i don't like her (even though i did)
>rationalize it to myself and the teachers afterwards when the topic comes up again while we're eating
>i tell them that i don't want to be bothered with girls (even though i obviously fucking did)
>teacher says im smart and shit like that for not bothering with girls just yet
>now a 23 y/o sad virgin with anxiety, depression and a drug problem

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>>34423789
Ya something similar happen to me and it's honestly really heartbreaking.

>log onto Runescape like I would everyday after school
>only girl who plays Runescape messages me in game
>"hey I really like you would you want to date?"
>I don't even care for her, but I don't want to hurt her feelings
>tell her I like her as well
>"rofl this is Chad, she let me play on her account"

I still wonder what it'd be like to have an rs gf.

Paid my sister to sleep with me.
Our relationship was never the same after that.

i got confused for a homeless person

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>>34424833
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

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>gets beaten up on the bus
>my sister who looked up to me saw
>I was crying like a bitch
>in highschool
>stepped off the bus
>walked into the grass
>fell into the mud
>lost my shoes
>cried in the principal's office
>got complimented for being 'strong'

>>34424315
It's the little things like that that truly fuck us up in the end. Like how my dog once liked the my cum off the floor, I've never liked that dog or any other dog ever since, I still don't know why.

>>34425359
Mind you, the ENTIRE bus saw when my shoes sunk into the mud. They were just collectively laughing their asses off, that was at a very fragile point in my life too. Now it wouldn't bother me much, but back then it ruined me for a good bit. Being constantly harassed afterwards at school for it, and losing the respect of my closest family. All because I was sitting in Chad's favorite seat asleep, he decided to just beat the shit outta me.

>best friend happens to have birthday on same day as me
>he hosts a house party for what is both of our 21st birthday
>i turn up
>it is full of literal faggots (my friend is gay), i dont know any of them. thing is a complete sausage fest
>hang around for the next 30 mins, realise this is going to be absolutely terrible
>decide to leave at that point, make up some random shit for why i have to leave
>too embarrassed to gome home on my 21st at 930pm so instead sit in my car and read a book for the next few hours before going home.

>>34425237
elaborate orgiaminao
>fuck r9k mutes

>>34424315
Mostly for bad shit like that I find that I remember the ones not that were just shit after shit, but where I was given a little bit of happiness and then its taken away

Asked my cousin if I could practice kissing with her. Had it all planned out on how I would ask her but made a mess of it when it was time to do it due to suddenly getting nervous as hell. The fact that I asked her wasn't embarrassing at all but doing in such a pathetic way made me want to kill myself. Didn't really talk to her for years and even now when she is trying to reconnect I simply can't do it and I try finding excuses to spend as little time as possible with her.

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>>34423689
>Fed up
>dropp out of uni
>b homeless for week
>become month
>skip town/state
>Realize at some point a cringe social apb is out on me with embarrassing pictures callimg me a tard whp slipped the leash basically
>skip country
>try to an hero after several months of planning
>doenst work
>realize too poor to stay out of us
>realize I have missing persons case on me in us customs
>tfw on the surface family is still lookibg for me

JUST MODE
>through publick normie media Acyually find out things are less chatoic and more actually functional than I left
the sperg who stayed out in the cold..

MY MOST EMBARRASING MOMMENTT IS BEING IN THIS THREAD

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I've done some much autistic shit I can't remember.

>Teacher asks me to go up and answer a question
>Stand there like an autist, just say I don't know
>Everyone staring at me
>Trip on someones bag walking back to my seat
>Some stacy bursts out laughing

There's much more but that's just a taste.

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>propose to girl
>known her since we were children
>ask her to marry me, in front of both our families, her friends, her boyfriend, her boyfriends family
>she says no
>...

fml

>>34427869
it's okay dude... it's okay... <3

>>34428163
>>Everyone staring at me
>>Trip on someones bag walking back to my seat

This is why we cant have superpowers

>go to bar with friend
>buy a drink but turns out i didn't have enough cash on me
>bartender girl's already poured it so she says whatever just have it for $2 cheaper
>later on I go to an atm and get more cash
>go back to bar to get another drink
>think hey I'm gonna be nice and pay that $2 back
>different bargirl takes my order
>tell her I owe the bar $2 and try to give it to her
>she gives me weird look
>ask to speak to other girl
>get another weird look but she taps other bargirl on shoulder
>other girl comes over and bargirl says "does this guy owe you money?"
>get another weird look from both of them
>say i owe the bar
>more weird looks

I try to do something nice and people think I'm a weirdo.
Fuck me, right?

soooo.... anyone else wanna die?

>rekt my knee at a track meet
>go to end of year event
>everyone's wearing suits and shit
>crutch down 2 flights of stairs
>get a plate of food from buffet
>nobody lets me sit with them
>dump the plate in a trash can
>crutch back up all those stairs
>lose my balance and fall
>rekt my knee all over again
>they had to call an ambulance

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>every seat switches in hs because the teacher didn't want us to sit with our friends
>i have to sit with the local chad
>literally the first thing he says
>"You don't fuck with me and I don't fuck with you, okay?"
>pretty rude but I'm glad we could somehow get along
>3 days later
>i don't know how but chad kind of likes me
>seats switch when the teacher stops caring where we sit
>don't change seats since I have no one to sit with, but chad doesn't change seats either
>the entirety of chad's group joins in
>sitting next to a wall in the center of chad's group
>it's actually kind of nice
>get this hard cough in the middle of the day
>everyone is silent and the teacher pauses everytime I cough
>cough gets too hard
>coughfart a fart that could break the skies
>literally sounded like I shat myself and burned my underwear out of the pressure
>chad's group heard this
>the teacher heard this
>the whole class heard this
>go back to sitting alone

>In France for the French exchange
>Go to a shopping centre with all the other students
>All the English are there
>All the French
>All the teachers
>Decide to show off
>Break out some self-taught gymnastics
>Kip up, backflips and so on
>I'm loving the attention, impressing people
>I try to garner some tips in a hat but get none
>Decide to bust out my most impressive move: a wallflip involving jumping and kicking off a wall that's floating about four feet off the ground
>I pull it off and feel on top of the world
>Just then a French parkour/ street dance troupe happen by
>In a sequence of chained cartwheels, font and back handsprings and breakdancing moves proceed to absolutely BTFO me
Pride comes before a fall, I guess. It's my downfall every time. Whenever I feel confident about something it leaps straight to arrogance and I end up getting shot down in flames. It's either no self-confidence or a hyper-inflated ego. Nothing in between. It even carries through into video games. I'll concentrate intensely on a boss, then I'll get to the home stretch, make careless mistakes because it's 'already won' and die.

>>34428232
Kek maybe.
Maybe not.

[Spoiler]defiinatly not [/spoiler]

>>34427869
you gotta go back to your family anon.

>>34423970
People are cruly truel.

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>>34428633
Fell for the honeytrap
I am a minority.

>have huge crush on girl at like 15
>build up the courage to ask her out, took me 6 months
>she says no I'm way too ugly
sounds like nothing but it ruined my self-esteem for a few years

>be stupidly drink
>have a fight with my GF
>during the fight I think I lost my keys
>she calls me an idiot
>flip my shit
>choke her
>beat her nose bleeding
>this all happened in the streets
>someone called the cops
>get arrested
>at the Station have to empty my pockets
>my keys were always there
>have to pay her a dew thousand bucks
>attend anger therapy sessions
>she's dating the guy who used to be my best friend

I know normies get out REEE but it was pathetic and embarassing as hell

>>34428727
Sorry for the typos but my mobile is a piece of shit

>>34425419
I don't get why you were too embarassed to go home that early and even less why you didn't go to some bars, got drunk and just chatted up some people

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>>34428792
Yeah man he should have just beed himself it always works for me I don't know why some people never think of it

>>34428283
The world is a cruel place, anon.It's likely tat you're so insignificant to them that the bartender couldn't remember your face for the life of her

>home from uni on summer vacation
>parents ask me to house sit for their rich friends for a few days, they will pay me
>i agree
>get to their house and realize they have no internet, no technology besides one small tv with basic cable
>bored as fuck, suddenly get really horny
>start jerking off a bunch, it's not helping
>search house for sexual things
>go into the parent's room, find some dirty granny panties, sniff them and put them on
>find xanax in a drawer in their bathroom and take them
>go into hot daughter's room and do the same with her undies
>find the children's play room, grab some phallic toys (plastic ice cream cone) and start jamming them in my ass while fapping
>rinse the toys off and put them back
>get naked and crouch down in front of their male dog, showing it my asshole
>it wouldn't fuck me (thankful for this now honestly)
>probably did some more fucked up things that i don't remember

>weeks later, the rich family is back in town
>run into them at walmart
>the father walks up to me and says "hey anon, if you're looking for the women's underwear section you should ask my wife."
>i say nothing, just turn around and walk away
>have no idea how much he saw nor how he saw it, i don't think they have cameras or anything if they don't even have tech

it hurts to think about

>>34428891
yeah man I work in a bar and can't remember every face

>>34423689
Probably the time I accidentally sat on a girl when I came into the theater late

I was like 11 though so I don't put much stock into it.

>>34428931
that's what you get for being a degenerate
no sympathy

>>34428858
Getting drunk enough to lose your fears about social rejection and then just not giving a fuck? Never heard of that nigger?

>>34428976
well at least i'm not a NEET huh

>>34423689
>store manager calls us (produce dept) up front for something
>notices I'm 'unshaven'
>tells me to take care of it right now
>ask if I'm allowed to 'store use' some cheap razors
>tells me no to buy them
>out of nowhere says 'No, you know what, Anon, why don't you come upstairs.'
>go upstairs with him, junior manager follows so I know it's semi serious
>go to his office
>fat chad loser asks if I like my job
>start nearly hyperventilating
>have to literally say I'll be a good boy and shave it right now, daddy sir man
>leave
>other manager says he's sorry
>go back to work feeling like shit, co-workers knowing I was forced to buy razors and shave my barely there stubble
Thanks, Pete, I'm glad you got jumped by niggers while leaving the store that one night.

>>34429021
me too, guy

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>>34429053
I'm not your guy, friend
fuck you

When I got involved with a cuck situaiton, and the guy wanted to be close and intimate as well.

I was fuck

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>>34423689
Drove out of a gas station without putting the hose back and snapped it off. I drove about 2 miles before I noticed all the people honking and staring at me at an intersection. I got out and put it in the car then drove it back and gave it to the clerk. He didn't give a flying shit.


This is what happens when you have the most insufferable case of ADD possible. It's so bad it makes me want to kill myself sometimes.

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>>34423689
>8th grade
>chubby chinese kid from my usual social group at school suddenly has a problem with me
>he and I had the same P.E. class together
>teacher has us playing retarded game called "Extreme Volleyball"
>you're supposed to call out an enemy teammate's name and throw it over the net, and if it hits the ground, that person is out
>really low skillcap game, obviously the girls have trouble with it
chinese kid and his friends are specifically targeting me and my friends
>I catch the ball from the other team's failed throw, and call out chinese kid's name
>I was a black weaboo with mad hops
>run up to the net and jump upward, making a noise like Young Link it Ocarina of Time
>reach over the net and throw the ball into the middle of some girls in the corner of the court, successfully outing my target
>hit the net on the way down with armpit, fuck up my landing
>still get up, turn toward my friends with a smug look, then look back at chinese kid who is standing out of bounds, glaring
>they seem impressed, but hear girls and the chads quietly laughing
>class over and it's lunch time, headed back to locker rooms
>ankle really starting to hurt on the way back
>get changed while the pain grows so intense that I can no longer walk
>one of my friends naruto runs to the nurse, the other stays and helps me walk outside
>nurse comes with a wheelchair
>locker rooms are right next to cafeteria, where kids are already lining up for lunch
>chinese kid of course is already in line, he gives me a look, then looks at his friends
>they all smile at the image of me in a wheelchair with my packback in my lap, being pushed by an old woman
>become a spectacle to everyone because the office is on the opposite side of the lunch tables
>make eye contact with a lot of classmates, who all look upon me with pity
>eventually have to put my head down into my backpack as my fate is now sealed and I blew my chance to at least be a semi-normie
>have to use crutches at school for two weeks

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>>34423689

i have 2

>accidentally stabbed a kid in the eye with a pencil in middle school
>accidentally sent nudes of myself to a girl in highschool
>mfw

>>34423689
>be fat
>go to gym
>get a free group class
>alright I'm doing new stuff
>High intensity workout
>make it 3/4 through the class
>get dizzy
>no more water
>need to puke
>leave the class
>can't make it to the bathroom in time
>puke in a trash can
>people are surrounding me asking if I am fine
>too much embarrassment
>leave and go home
>never go back to the gym
>cancel my membership
>the gym knows about me
>tell me they understand and won't charge me any fees
I'm still fat

>>34423689
Too many to remembet
>shitting pants in 2nd grade
>getting cucked by a bully
>people finding porn on my phone
>basically every public speech

>>34428931
What the fucking hell...what the fuck

>>34425359
Come here, brothar, I can feel your pain through the screen.

God that sucks, you must have felt like such a weakling

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>>34429443
>to many to remembet
looks like you've got another right there.

alright lads my most embarrassing story
the time i flirted with my mum
>be me 14
>at wedding
>all dressed up in a suit that didn't fit me
>thought the whole event would be awkward and shitty but it turns out theres lots of kids my age there
>am hanging out in a big group of them
>actually having fun
>so this is what it feels like to have friends
> my mum walks up the group
> "hi anon! oh wow you look nice in your suit"
>a combination of my social anxiety, lack of experience with people and wanting to impress my new friends led me to say the most autistic response possible
>i look at her
>"y-you don't looks so bad yourself"
>oh fuck now I've done it
>whole group looks at me like i had just gotten a boner at a funeral
>my mum glares at me before quickly walking off
>never saw those kids again

>>34423689
Did the chicken dance at a school talent show when I was 10. In high school people from my old school started telling me about it and to this day I still can't go over it. I also left love notes to this girl on a school trip that I got a teacher to give to. Turns out she was my highschool friends cousin. That got spread around

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>16 at the time
>Have bother who is autistic and has other mental health issues
>Went in to the city on a bus by himself
>He see's a guy who was in my school at the time, recognized him because he saw me talking to him once
>Hated the fucker so much, but he assumes we're friends
>Because he has a lot of mental issues he decides to sit next to him
>For absolutely no reason at all, tells him the failures of our entire family
>About how my stoner brother failed college and is living with his mom at 30
>About how my other brother works some shit tier wagecuck job and is going no where in life at 32
>About how he (who was 19) is failing at his college and hates what his course is
>He tells him about all of our terrible exam results and how poor our family was at the time
>All of this to a stranger he met on the bus
>Next day, walk into school
>Kid I hated tells everyone about this conversation and everyone is laughing about my family
>Non stop insults about how much of a failure I'll turn out to be
>Had no idea how they knew about all this so try to deny it
>Kid says that my retard brother told him all of it on the bus
>Don't talk for the rest of the year
I can't fucking believe that he did that, I'm actually going to kill him one day.

>go hiking with a qt3.14... wtf. jpg
>a few days later call her ask if she wants to get le tacos
>busy. jpg parents wont let me go
>call 2 days later, same thing
>find out she is a major league tease, still have to interact with her, twice a week...

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>>34429347
Gonna need the deets on that first one

>>34429527
I think you misread the situation. Unless you said it with an erection there is no way anyone thought anything of it. People tell their moms they look good all the time, especially in a situation where everyone had to get dressed up, such as a wedding. Give yourself a break on this one friend.

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>>34429682

>sitting next to kid on couch
>we had couches we sat on in middle school in homeroom
>teacher made an announcement about something
>i sperg out and flail my arms
>whilst holding a pencil
>send pointy end right into his left eye
>shit bricks
>start patting him
>teacher stops talking and noticing blood coming from just under his eye
>what happend?
>"anon stabbed me"
>teacher knows that it was on accident so he tells me to stop sperging out at everything and sends kid to nurse
>kid had to wera an eye patch for a week but he was fine

Worked literally for free an entire month.
Pay day was coming up and they wanted my account number. I told them i don't have it memorised and will write it down tomorrow.
Next day the qt manager told me she already filed all the papers (without my number in them) and i didn't say anything. Fucking autism.

>>34429557
I fully support you in your decision
Be smart about it, anon

>>34429764
fuck off this is fake prove that it realy happened you reddit cunt

>>34429944
what's so hard to believe?

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>>34429317
>10th grade
>geology class with the freshmen
>discussing rivers or some shit, teacher talking about how powerful even shallow water can be
>tell her that I had recently watched a friend almost get carried away in the wash a few days prior
>asks how that happened
>tell her about how my friends and I would often cross it to get home from school
>teacher's stance changes, hands on hips
>"So you were playing."
>if we didn't cross the wash at this point (the only point), it would take an additional hour for all of us to get home
>I was going to explain this to her and the rest of the class who was looking my way
>raise a finger, and open mouth
>"N-no, we--"
>super dark girl that looked like a cartoon monkey suddenly says "What a loser..." and returns to her work
>class starts laughing
>sink in my chair and stop talking the rest of class

>>34428931
shiiiit maybe they just noticed the underwear cause im pretty sure he would say some other shit if he knew everything else.

>>34429235
I know that feel. Its terrible being fuck

>>34429827
A LITERAL WAGEKEK

>>34430108
should have slapped that monkey down

>>34430243
Yeah
That was my first and last month there though.

>>34428723
i wish i had someone tell me i'm ugly. you're lucky, anon

>>34430344
I'm sorry bro but that was pretty fucking funny. Anyways, you did the right thing by quitting. Fuck that ADD cunt who can't wait one day for you to get your shit straight

>in highschool during my weeb phase
>drawing cute anime girls in my sketchbook
>normally have my binder for cover and sit in the corner so no one notices me
>Stacy who thought I was weird grabs my book and starts looking through it and showing her friends
>just laughing
>too embarrassed to even talk I was just frozen in place
>they make references to it the rest of the year

>>34429289
>Drove out of a gas station without putting the hose back
I swear if I hadn't seen that one photo of a car damaged from forgetting to put back a gas station hose, I absolutely would have inadvertently done it myself. I'm not only ADD but stupidly dyslexic, makes it so hard to even find words to say to people.

>>34430645
Could have been worse mate, at least you weren't drawing furries or summit like that.

>>34423789
This has happened to me like 5 times. Luckily I was smart enough not to fall for it

>9th grade
>feminization/cross dressing fetish
>raid relatives panties since 7th grade
>leave for summer to other parents house out of state
>come back after few months
>someone has cleaned my room
>all panties are gone
>oh fuck.jpg
>whole family knows
>had to move away to run from the humiliation from my family

it's too painful to look back on, sometimes

>>34423689
Getting drunk and falling over on the ground and generally making an ass of myself

>>34428409
this exact same thing happened to me but when it did i mumbled "epic" to myself and people heard me say it and started laughing. that was the day that i realized if you just act like you dont give a fuck people won't outcast you for simple shit like that.

>>34431539
To be fair they would have just assumed you were jerking off with them, that's not too bad.

>>34428207
Were you dating her you retard?

>>34432018
shut up you are the retard you cuck

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>>34428207
>in front of her boyfriend

>>34423689
Possibly right now I posted in another thread, I am about to shit my self and I am stuck in traffic still, there is no where for me to get out and shit and I'm borrowing this car so FUCK MY LIFE cant hold it any longer ugg

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>>34425342
>Image file
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>16 years old
>want to get /fit/ but don't want to go to the gym
>think martial arts sounds cool
>dad signs me up with some weeabooo school for Japanese sword arts
>have to call my superiors sensei and call the highest ranking member senpai
>there are a bunch of serious adults and two other people closer to my age, a quiet girl and a boy who looked Japanese and had shonen protagonist eyebrows
>immediately develop a crush on the girl
>have to take off shoes
>immediately realise my sock has a big hole near the front, but there's nothing I can do to fix that
>during jumping jacks I can't hold in my farts any longer and let out numerous loud bottom-squeaks, blush and cover my mouth
>have to learn JoJo poses and praise the sun
>when it's my turn to swing the sword, I can barely swing
>senpai instructs me to use my weapon as a tool, not a feather duster
>next week
>girl isn't there
>injure my arm rolling at the start of class
>ask senpai if I can go home
>he says yes, then takes me aside and gives me medical advice
>"th-thanks senpai"
>decide it just wasn't for me, tell dad to cancel my lessons
>the girl probably just thought of me as "that weird disgusting big guy who farted a lot during sword arts that one time"
I wonder if any of those people have thought about me at all since then, and what they thought.

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>>34428207
>her boyfriend
That's where you should have realized

>>34425419

oh lord, laughing my ass off
thank u

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>>34428207
I once sneezed in class and I had nothing to clean the booger slime hanging of my nose so I used my bare hand rather than let it like this and the teacher saw it all

I'm seeing him again tomorrow

>>34433261
>16 years old
>want to get fir so go to the gym
>2 years later
>tfw /fit/

>>34433261
Was it kenjutsu? Kendo? You could have become a badass swordsman and defended that girls honor from Tyrone.

>>34429557

prove them all wrong

Went to fuck grill
Dick wouldn't get hatd for more than a few seconds.

i'm never embarrassed by anything
you just have to think of the situation as something that happens in a TV show.
what would you do if you saw the same thing on Tv? you'd probably laugh and move on.

also, if someone is bothered by anything you did, it's their fucking problem
move on

>>34428049
Tripfag being a waste of life as usual. Nothing usual here.

Filtered

>>34428493

That sounds like something out of a British comedy

>>34428207

>In front of her boyfriend

Top KEK lmao lololol my man

You truly are a robot goddamn

>>34425359
That fucking sucks, m8. Hope things get better for you.

>>34429443
Your gf banged your bully?

Literally everything to do with changing clothes in my high school locker room as a lesbian

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>>34428163
The picture made me feel sympathy for you story even more bro

>>34428727
You deserve what's ever coming to you anon.

>>34434774
It wasn't my fault I was drunk you are clearly a cuck

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>>34423689
>>34423789
> fall in love with a qt3.14 at school
> we go on a trip
> public toilets
> I have a diarrhea, need to shit real bad, but anxious
> Wait for my turn, go to toilets
> Loud shitting SPLURRRRT noise, everyone outside can hear
> Can hear girls laughing (my qt3.14 among them)
> Walk out shameful
> "ewwww, that smell, anon you are such a poopy pants"
> Get a new nick name
> qt3.14 now associates me with shit
> school reunion 10 years later, have forgotten about incident
> qt3.14 is there, hotter than ever "Heeey, it's anon poopy pants"
> everyone bursts out laughing

I pissed myself in nursery/kindergarten and was made to wear a dress home.

>>34423689

Dated an autistic girl in college

we even had sex too [/spoiler


Going out in public with her was hellish

>>34428931
Of course they have cameras, are you stupid or what to do shit like that?

>>34429347
What happened with the kids eye?

Should I tell you about my babyfur vore fetish coming out party?

That didn't go as planned at all

>>34435784

Do it anon

Pls anon

>>34435456
somewhere in between kindergarten and 2nd grade it wasn't uncommon for me to go under the slide and pee my pants on purpose

>>34435587

I stabbed him below the eye socket so he had a puncture right beside his nose and under his eye but he had a black eye from my hand hitting him

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>>34428727
>It wasn't my fault
>I was drunk
Pick one and only one anon

My older sister had a baby and let me hold it.

I sperged out and dropped the baby on its soft spot on the head.

It later started developing problems.

Turned out something brain related.

Then it died a few years ago.

>>34435887

I'm so sorry

That's almost bad as the anon that sat on a baby and killed it

>>34435520
>living the dream
>complaining

>>34435942
>That's almost bad as the anon that sat on a baby and killed it


Can you share that story?

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Not me but
>Girl joins school in 6th grade.
>Its a few weeks into year so its a literally hard for her to get friends like normal.
>Turns out she drew furry art, not porn.
>I was somewhat friends with her for about a few days when she joined.
>She lived on same street as me.
>One day inclass.
>Teacher sees her drawing stuff.
>Teacher walks up to her and holds it up for the class to see.
>Entire class silent.
>Everyone slowly went back to quietly talking like normal.
>She left the same week she came.


>mfw

>>34433956
I hate that my life sounds like a British comedy, but specifically a shit one that I would hate immediately, like Inbetweeners or some of that kind of shite.

>>34436046
>hard for her to get friends.
No it was not stop being a beta cuck

>>34435972

Basically anon was a fatass, went to sit on the couch and didn't see his sisters baby that was chilling on the couch and the baby ded

>>34435956
Don't get me wrong, it was the dream
>she was unconventionally attractive
>was amazing at sex on the first date, I ended up sleeping with her, like literally I fell asleep with her in her bed in her dorm and she pulled my hand up her shirt and I played with her breasts and the we had sex right then and there
>later she would ride my dick like a porn star in her pussy and ass and she was into getting her pussy eaten
>but she was really spergy and didn't pick up well on social cues and would focus all her energy on one thing at a time and if she didn't get her way she would start screaming
>on top of that she self harmed which was hot as shit, she had scars from her ankles to her boobs HHHNNGGG muh dick

I broke up with her because she's was fucking crazy

>>34428727
I understand and actually sympathize with you.

>HS, developed a huge crush on this girl in my English class
>Neer talked to her but I got her email from this random chain letter that said "forward this email to everyone in your contacts and all ur dreams will come true" that happened to be sent to both of us
>Add her on MSN messenger and start talking to her online
>Would sit at the computer in appear offline mode all afternoon and then go online as soon as she logged in
>Still haven't spoken to her irl at this stage
>One afternoon I get to English class kinda early and nobody else is there yet. She also shows up early but I sperg out and just pretend I didn't see her. Start playing some shitty game on my black and white nokia phone.
>Can see her waving at me from the corner of my eye but just ignore her, heart feels like it's gonna explode
>Talk to her on MSN like nothing happened that night and she asks why I ignored her
>"Oh what? Mustn't have seen you sorry rofl"
>Continued to ignore her irl and only chat to her online for months

Turns out she was updating half the school on how much of an aspie I was and everyone though it was hilarious. Also turned out she was a turbo-Stacey who was sleeping with different guys every weekend while I was too scared to even say hi

>>34436250
never fall for the pretty ones anon, never fall for the pretty ones.

>>34435887
Gee, that's pretty embarrassing, Anon.

>>34428334
I always find those moments to be the most depressing. When you're so out of it you can't even enjoy your food or treat so you throw it out to make yourself feel worse to just lay it on yourself.

Alright, here it goes.

You know those prank websites where you give someone an invitation link to fill out a "sexuality test" and if they are clueless about those links they will not have the slightest idea that their answers will be sent to the person who invited them?

Well, listen to this

> 7th grade
> "Friend" sends me this "sexual personality test" thing on irc
> Being a horny teenager, I am tempted to find out more about my sexuality, but pretend that it does not interest me
> Start filling it out
> Questions if I like opposite sex
> Answer I'm bisexual
> Note that I'm into incest with mom
> Questions if I like someone in particular and have particular fantasies with
> Write that there is this qt in my class and tick the box where my biggest fantasy would be to participate in a scat fetish with her (you choose "who" and fetish "what" from tick boxes)
> Click "submit"
> "Analyising..."
> "April fools, you answers were forward to the person who invited you! Use this link to invite others and find their answers"
> Heart skips a beat
> Face goes red
> Feeling sick to stomach
> I was noting EVERYTHING in that survey, EVERYTHING
> Next day at school come to class, a group of people reading a printout and giggling as I walk in
> "Anon, you are sick, you want to do WHAT with Suzy? Why don't you suck your mommys tits instead you know. You have a sick little mind! hahah!"

Anyone fell for the same trick?

I had to change schools after that.

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>>34428334

O I am laffin even though it's not funny

I'm sorry my dude

>>34423689

It's a long story but basically I went to school wearing clothes my cat pissed on and I smelt like cat piss for two classes. It was a very strong smell and everyone was shitting on me and making fun of me, even the teachers. I just eventually grabbed my stuff and called my mom to come pick me up.

To help you understand how damaging this was, this was a school that was both middle school and high school and this was 7th grade. My entire school life started as being known as cat piss.

>>34436616
If it was a male cat, it wasn't piss it was spray. They do that to mark there territory it fucking reeks .

>>34436561
This is a bit late, but I'd say the correct way to deal with that is to act like you knew that it was a prank and you were just messing around.

>>34436616

In elementary school I pissed my pants

>nobody noticed except for that fucking black kid named james

>>34430816

i used to work with a guy who would draw SFW furries, shamelessly, and left his notebook in the break room. nice dude.

>>34423689
>be in shitty community college student government
>go to this two day leadership retreat thing
>obsessing over a girl that is there
>having lunch in a big common area with some people
>there is a piano in the room
>casually mention that i play a little piano
>people ask me to play something
>i decline because i'm not that good
>they keep egging me on
>finally go sit down at the piano
>realize the only song i know by memory is piano man by billy joel
>i'm not going to play a fucking billy joel song for these people
>start playing moonlight sonata, which i hadn't played in years
>muscle memory let me down
>every two or three notes i'd play an obviously wrong note
>struggle with it for about a minute
>everyone is silent
>i say "well, it goes on from there" and get up and run to the bathroom
>ended up quitting student government later that month

>>34437321
you should have played billy Joel
or learn Aladdin sane

>>34436561
holy god i can only imagine the gut wrenching feeling after seeing that message.

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>Grade 4
>Start of the year
>New girl arrives in our class
>Teacher ask me to take new girl and a couple boxes of stationary equipment somewhere
>Trouble was, I didn't hear where she wanted me to take it
>Being a huge sperg, I don't ask the teacher to repeat herself because she is a scary bitch
>Me and new girl take the boxes and walk out of the classroom
>Heart is beating out of my chest and I am panicking internally
>Walk in silence for while with the girl with no idea where I'm supposed to go
>Eventually, stop in my tracks and spin on my heels and go back in the opposite direction towards our classroom
>New girl gives me this look of confusion, but follows me
>Walk back in the classroom
>Teacher is looking at me like a retard
>"I uhhhh don't where that was"
>Turns out I was supposed to go to the preschool building, which I should have known
>Teacher gives the errand to a more competent person
Shiiiiit

>>34439496
>Eventually, stop in my tracks and spin on my heels and go back
Thanks for the laugh Mate

>>34437321
What's wrong with Billy Joel
Why didn't you want to play it?

I couldn't get hard with a girl who really liked me and ended up losing her. That shit broke my self esteem.

>>34423689
Getting extremely drunk on my high school prom and vomiting then passing out

>>34424745
Bang an Asian

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shat myself during maths exam

>7th grade, maths exam
>shit myself
>its running down my leg
>go to detoilet escorted by supervisor
>i've already filled my pants with watery poopoo
>no toilet paper in stall cos east europe
>bitch has no napkin to give me
>wipe myself with my undies
>no can to throw them in
>try shoving them down the hole, it's too small
>think of throwing shitty smelly undies with watery shit and toilet water dripping from them from the window
>1 second before i do it, realize its gonna fall right on top of the parents waiting for their kids below
>slide them under next stall
>get out
>like 10 supervisors are in the corridor talking about me
>they call my mother to bring me fresh clothes
>1 hour later she does
>i dress up and go back to the exam
>nurse brings me some yucky yellow stuff to drink
>everyone knows ive shat myself but they dont give much of a fuck
>about to surrender on exam
>waidaminute
>find the solution to the last problem
>submit

i spent that entire summer crying in the fetal position cos i thought i was gonna fail and get sent to one of those retard schools for people who fail maturity exams. i didn't fail. based examiners were instructed to give easy passes cos so many ppl had failed. i was so happy. even had my first crush that i met in my new school thanks to all the normies collectively failing so much. it didn't end well but i got a good education. thank you for reading that shit.

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>was bullied at all time
>first day of class
>some chad start insulting me and kicking the back of my chair
>it broke me down to tears
>lied on my desk hiding my face with my arms
>all the class start laughing at me
>start imitating me crying
>while crying call my mom
>tell her yelling i want to go to another school
>she couldn't hear anything because of how loud the other kids were laughing at me

>>34443437
Holy shit, Anon.
That's really bad.