Manlets

>>34423472
OP come clean, you created this story didn't you. Do you hate yourself? Is that why you did it?

Needs work

>>34423472
Can you really be a robot if you're not a manlet? Get off my board you fucking chad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw 6'2
I'm so glad I'm not a manlet. Is there a worse fate in life than being a manlet?

manlet is synonymous with robot, sorry op.

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Some manlets on have been using the term "towered", like when a 6'3 guy stands next to a manlet the manlet gets towered. I think this is hilarious and we should encourage it.

I'm pretty sure someone made that story up so they could jerk off to the humiliation they felt.

>>34423547
just b tall theory only works if u just b urself, but i am not myself

>>34423703
those are not the correct heights of those people

>>34423472
Im guessing the comments are full of women telling him that height doesn't matter at all while all of their fuck buddies are all over 6 feet.

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>>34423752
LOL MANLET ALEERRRRTTT

>>34423727

There's entire Subreddits dedicated to this, so yeah probably.

>>34423752
Yeah it's a visual metaphor you fucking idiot

>>34423752
A manlet is like a giraffe whose neck isn't quite long enough to reach the foliage layer.

So he must eat the dirty, fallen leaves from the ground.

would you rather be 5'2" with a 7.5x5.5 inch dick or 6'2" with a 2 inch dick

>>34423805
Your mom's a visual metaphor
>metawhore

>>34423865
I'd rather stick with my 6'0" height and 7x6 dick, perfect specs tbqhf

>>34423865

Both sound equally awful.

>5.5 girth
>Impressive enough to warrant being that short

prove that this post was not made by a lanklet trying to hide his insecurities, i'll wait.

tfw 5 feet, 11 21/32 inches

am i... truly the king of manlets?
i also tiptoe all the time

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>>34423472
Lanklets confirmed for horrible monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohu6cCXabZ4

>>34423472
>He had a girlfriend and went to Uni
A lot of robots don't make it that far.

>>34423953
dude looks like he's CG'd in

>>34423908
k change it to 6 inches
>>34423899
you're not 6'2/6'3 so not quite perfect my dude

>>34423766
I looked at the thread, that's pretty much it.
Plus a bunch of people saying he was "the bigger man" LOLOLOL for walking away.

Fuck reddit is so gay.

>>34424007
Nah, I'm pretty content. Girls think you are as tall as they want you to be as long as they have to look up to see your eyes.

Plus my dick would lose some of the visual effect if I were taller. I take pride in it.

>>34423472
I'm 5" 10' and this has never happened to me wtf
Do manlets only date roasties wtf

>>34424059
>10 foot 5 inches

is it truly the worst form of suffering to be born a super-manlet (below 5'2")?

>>34424074

Super-manlet is anything below 6' tall, dude. Women see all men below 6' as the same height mentally.

>Oh, I'm 5'9

Sounds exactly the same as

>Oh, I'm 5'1

To a woman. They hear the "five foot" and immediately imagine Danny DeVito.

>>34424127
This isn't true. If you're socially savvy and average height (5'9 and above) no one cares.

Once you get below that... you need to be exponentially more socially adept for every inch you lose. So a 5'2 guy could pull it off if he was like a famous musician or something.

>>34423472
Is 6ft still manlet territory? I think I've stopped growing. Do I have any chance of getting a gf with this height

>>34424227
Yeah, 6ft is manlet-tier. Nothing impressive or special at all. Stacie's bare minimum is 6'2 now.

Comment from the follow-up thread:

>Second: you seem to have some insecurities about your height. If I read it right ( 5ft4 is about 170cm? ) it doesn't strike me as really short or anything. I know it's hard to ignore something you are insecure about, but it really isn't much of a factor if you are a smart, funny, caring, or whatever-else-rings-a-girls' bell- guy.
>I found that from 20 to 30 girls change, and as time goes on and you and your "target audience" get older, other things than just looks get way more important.

>>34424382
no fucking shit, huh

right outta the book

>>34424249
Fuck dude. Do you think I could just lie and say I'm 6ft2 or 6ft3? I have a pair of running shoes that add a solid inch

I'm 5'7.

I don't really give a shit about what women think, I'm ugly and have bad skin anyway.

What bothers me is that I cannot be physically imposing towards other men, or have size and strength on my side in a fight.

I've done martial arts for most of my life because of that, and I have come out on top in fight with bigger guys.
But if a big guy had some fighting experience, I'd be pretty screwed.

I've been into lifting for a few years, I'm 80 kg with pretty low bodyfat, so I'm not skinny or anything.
But even after lifting for years, there are plenty of men who are just naturally bigger than me with no significant effort.

I don't want to go around standing over people or anything, but I'm sick of other guys doing it to me.
They always look so fucking smug.

I may be a manlet, but boy am I glad i'm not a robot.

Why do we have so many bitter virgin lanklets creating these threads every day?

Daily reminder that the majority of khv robots are tall. Maybe that explains why we see so many shitty threads like this.

>>34424553

I'm 5'6" but have huge shoulders and am bulky. I have the body of a wrestler. So I automatically get respect from men because they assume I can kick their ass (I can't, never work out) but women still don't respect you or find you attractive. All that matters is height and being good looking.

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>>34424711
Height really don't matter in the gay community.
Your body type can get you so much boi pussy

>>34424794

Funny enough, only gays give me attention. Even in fucking high school. But I'm not gay.

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>>34423472
when will they learn
jjkl

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>>34424814
A lot of Anon seem to forget that if stacy don't want you there's always some gay bro waiting to get at your dick.

>>34424585
bullying people feels good, shorty

>>34424875
Indeed it does, virgin.

>>34424711
Are you butt-ugly? Otherwise there's no reason why you wouldn't be getting plenty of pussy.

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Shit like this depresses the hell out of me and height doesn't matter to me since the smaller I am the cuter it makes me but I genuinely feel for guys who have a harder time.
I do feel his first mistake was dating a female since nothing good can ever come from that. Women aren't capable of love

>>34424926
no need to project, my growth impaired friend. I got laid just for the simple reason of being 6'2" despite being a hopeless autist that never had friends

>>34424839
A lot of anons aren't faggots.
Faggot.

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>>34424981
A lot of Anons aren't getting pussy anyway.

>>34423472
This post is so fucking tragic, holy shit

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>>34424127
There is some truth to his post. I am 5' 8.5" people often tell I look taller or shorter on different days which to me is an indicator of my height being right on the inflection for noticeably below average and just lower

average. Anyway when girls explicitly ask for my height and I say 5'8 there facial expression turns into a mix of surprise/and eww.

Girls who thought my height was doable simply demote me when they hear 'five foot..'

>>34424969
No need to lie so desperately. You are obviously a kissless virgin. At 6'2" you are ugly and deformed, and either very lanky or fat.

Oh, sorry, you meant you paid a hooker, right? Good for you.

>>34425090
so which am I? A kissless virgin or a guy thats sleeps with hookers? It seems you are running SHORT on arguments hahah

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>>34424934

Yeah, I'm pretty ugly and chubby and have acne everywhere. Being 5'6" doesn't help either. Having bad acne makes you feel bad.

>>34425174
You better go with the mountain man look and call it a day.

>>34425220
Yea, sounds like he needs to capitalize on his ugliness. Go for the rough tough guy look.

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>>34424585
>>34424926
>>34425090

Why do manlets do so much mental gymnastics?

They just don't get it. When will they ever learn?

>>34425174
You need to take a better picture Anon.

>>34423472
I'm both, kill me now senpai

>>34425251
>at least 5'9"

Can't even give my sperm away. No woman wants a short guy's sperm.

But really though, just because you're 5'4" doesn't mean your kids will be, My grandfather was 6'6".

>>34425333
mothers genes matter more than fathers

>>34425251
Fail reading comprehension? Mental gymnastics are the field of bitter virgin lanklets. How else do you explain them creating these desperate threads each day?

>I'm tall! So I'm superior!
>Well I'm still a virgin but at least I'm tall!
>I'm a NEET but at least I'm tall!
>I have no friends but at least I'm tall!
>I'm a failure in every way possible but at least I'm tall!

It's nothing but buttmad envy.

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>>34425384

Is this the power of manlet intellectuals?

What would you rather be, a tall virgin or a short virgin?

Being a manlet is objectively shit, and there are no advantages to it.

Would you GENUINELY prefer to be 5'7" or 6'4"?

>>34425449
Would you rather be a short nonvirgin or a tall virgin? Bitter lanklet virgins always forget the fact that height correlates with being a virgin. Taller means more likely to be virgin. Most khv robots are tall.

>>34425449
I'd much rather be my successful 5'7" self than a 6'4" human trash robot.

>>34425499

>Taller means more likely to be virgin.

Are you fucking retarded? I've saw that survey before but anyone who isn't retarded can work out it's not true. In the normie world

>height has absolutely nothing to do with virginity in normie world
>height makes getting in to relationships slightly easier, but nowhere near as much as r9k says
>height makes casual sex noticeably easier (why do you think everyone lies about their height)

>>34425449
Trump is 6'2 tho
that said, i'm pretty sured he lied and said he's 6'3 so same mentality as a manlet
and he's a handlet

>>34425544
>>height has absolutely nothing to do with virginity in normie world

Wrong, everyone taller than 5'8" is automatically attractive.


>>height makes getting in to relationships slightly easier, but nowhere near as much as r9k says

Wrong, being tall gives you an incredible advantage because women want their bf to make other women jealous and other men fear him. Only tall men can do that.

>>height makes casual sex noticeably easier (why do you think everyone lies about their height)

Wrong, being tall means that get sex just by walking outside.

That's in normieville. Tallfags here are obviously not normie, which I doubt. You can't be tall and a robot.

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>>34425504

Yeah I would too, but I'd GENUINELY prefer to be 6'4" making the average wage then 5'7" top 1 percent wealth. Being a manlet does seem like the biggst JUST in existence, I couldn't stand most people being taller than me.

( I'm already 6'4" top 1 percent wealth for my age ;) )

>>34425579

6'4" is barely tall. You have to be 6'6" or higher to be considered tall.

>>34425646
lmao at 6'6" king (may as well be QUEEN) of manlets

>>34425646

https://tall.life/height-percentile-calculator-age-country/

I'm ACTUALLY 6'4", that's not my meme exaggerated height.

6'4" is very tall (top 1 percent)

>>34423953
If he lifts weights he will get all the pussy.

>>34425679
Top kek. Manlets, when will they learn. I'm 7'2" and fuck supermodels all day long in my office. I was made CEO of a Fortune 500 company when I walked in because of my height. Being tall is truly the one and only thing that matters in life.

>>34425571
Not a single thing you wrote is correct. Tall people are more likely to be virgins. Fact. Tall people are more likely to be robots. Fact.

You are a kissless virgin because you chose to be. Not because of height.

>>34425251
>letting manlets give sperm
>letting 38 year olds give sperm
Dumb stuff

>>34425776
>>34425251

And stop talking.

>>34425743
I don't know if there's enough food in the world for him to bulk up. At the moment he looks like cgi, like anon said
>>34423975

>>34425751
>I was made CEO of a Fortune 500 company when I walked in because of my height.

There is absolutely 0% chance this is true. The second you post anything on 4chan, you instantly lose the ability to get a job like this

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>>34425776
LMAO AT THIS COPING
LITERALLY JUST STATING THINGS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY UNTRUE BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE MANLET

>>34425174
>body of a wrestler

Nah, you're just overweight.

>>34425888

Yeah, now. Gained weight from being inactive. Before, people would say that too me. Had professors say that to me.

Remember, I'm 5'6" so everything is big to me

>>34425919
I'd say that being overweight is a bigger deal than being short, I'm 5'7" so I'm talking from experience. This manlet thing is mostly just a big meme.and an excuse for our other shortcomings.

>>34425873
Bitter lanklet virgins, they will never learn.

daily reminder that manlet is a feminist meme

and by propagating it you are inflating women's value

>>34426150
It's mainly lanklets creating these.

>>34426150
>feminist meme

How? It's purely biological and instinctual. Nobody respects a manlet.

>>34426419
Nobody respects YOU. Get your facts straight.

>>34426512

Not him but I treat them differently. For example if one is bitching at me about something I'll openly tell them to fuck off because they can't do anything to you.

Why is there so much hate for Manlets? I dont get it

>>34426565

Manlets are children.

>>34424014
He made the smart decision, though, even if on accident. What the fuck would he gain from fighting some random guy, for what? Because he fucked his slut ex girlfriend? I'd tell him to keep her and leave.

>>34423519
>submitted 1 year ago

>>34426565
It's not hate, just massive insecurity. Bitter virgin lanklets try to convince themselves they are better because they are tall.

>tfw im a 6'4 lanklet
how can i possibly compare
its absolutely impossible for me to build muscle

it just cant be done

>>34425854
Are you originally retarded? It's obviously a joke.
>manlet genes

>>34426545
I like to bend my legs and place my hands on my knees when I talk to one

>>34426860
eat a sandwhich retard lmao

>>34426545
you are enforcing women's standards to step on a fellow man

you're a mangina

>>34426959
''Fellow'' ''''''''''man'''''''''''
>manlet
>man
Pick one

>>34427029
>still falling for divide and conquer

>>34425174
Body of a wrestler?? You should fucking kill yourself. I am a wrestler and if I was built like you I would fucking kill myself.

>>34427068
Why should I at all ally with a manlet? They're useless, they just make me look better when I'm next to them.

>>34427164
>taking virgin lanklet desperation to new heights

>>34427137

Post your body plz

>>34427211
You know that it is true though :^)
>muh virgin lanklet

I stopped growing at 6'6'' when I was 22. I also weigh 170.

Girls like hugging tall guys. Even if that's all I'll ever get I'll take it.

>>34426957
fuck you, i cant keep it down
i dont understand how people even get fat
i cant imagine being able to eat small meals more than a couple times a day

>>34427286

Fellow lanklet, however I eat a ton of food more than once a day and have a lackluster diet

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Just ride the tiger

>>34423703
>Kevin heart looks like a turbomanlet at 5'9
>has to be a rich millionaire international movie star/comedian to get girls
>I'm 5'1

I never HAD A CHANCE.THIS IS BULLSHIT.

>>34427598
Pajeets never have a chance.

>>34423472
>5 foot 4
well he is a fucking midget lol

poor thom yorke

>>34427598

Kevin Heart is like 5'2" in real life.

>thought I was 5'10" for years
>measured at doctor
>6'1"
Fucking nerds Chad here

>>34427899
That's probably because you used to hunch your back anon.
But anyway, welcome into the club.

>>34427899
Height doesn't make you a Chad, virgin.