>This guy walks up and says you're now his girlfriend

>>34423371
I tell him it's ok if he says no homo after he cums

Tip him over
Walk away

>>34423371
>kick to the pills
>hook

Uncontrollably laugh at the haircut

>>34423371
What every guy ITT would do in real life: be his gf(male)

>>34423371
>roided chink
I bet some femanons here have clits bigger than his dick

>>34423371
Is he a JoJo reference?
original original

>>34423371
Accept my new fate and submit

Just walks up to me? Where, on the street, in public? Just walk away from the insane and ripped chink.

This sort of question is autistic as fuck.

>>34423371
Smack the shit out of him

>>34423371
be happy that someone is actually interested enough in me to literally approach me instead of being disgusted like usual
later on become too paranoid that he's just making fun of me that I break it off with him somehow, even though I would be happy being his girlfriend

>>34423456
Lol what a faggot, gtfo

>>34423371
tell him only if he pays for my hrt
if he starts coming at me ill shoot him

run away as quickly as possible

>>34423371
DIS IZ RIBRARY!

>>34423371

I pull out my concealed gun (America ftw) and unload the entire clip into his chest

When the police question me I say he ran into the room screaming "allahu ackbarr" and was threatening to behead all the infidels

I get off scott free, get labeled a national hero and Michael Bay makes a shitty movie based off of me

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>>34423371
Hammer hits firing pin hits primer ignites powder propels lead.

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>>34424228
>clip
micheal bay will never love you

>>34423371
Immediately assume the best position for me to be bred so my parents will quit nagging me for babies.

>>34423371

boys can't be girlfriends bro

>>34424228

he's asian, not even american cops would let you get away with that

>>34424329

>he doesn't keep a mosin nagant concealed in his clothing

Do you even Freedom?

Your a big guy who took to much gear.

Turn 360 walk away laughing.

>>34423371
Steal his creatine, those water gains will deflate.

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>>34423371
It's all air under his flesh.
I will fk him up any time of the day.
Just bring it faggot.

I would scream "n-no i'm not!" and make a run for it, as i'm pretty fast.

I... I a-accept...

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>>34424536
Spread your buttcheeks for your new BF

>>34423371
Laugh, if he seems serious say ok i will suck ur dick. Get on my knees and grab his nutsack with my fist and SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEZE that shit until it ruptures in my hand.

Ez

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>>34423388
d3su.

>>34423371
eat his face
fsffsddfs

Fight him in the gym, beat him and then make him MY GF. Heh, should've lifted more nip.

>>34423418
JUSTO FAKKU MAI SHITTU UP SENPAI

>>34423371
Tell him these legs only open for big cock. No little Asian dick.

*look at him*
*take a moment to study him and come up with a response*
*sigh and walk away*

>>34424145
>he posts in a thread where he'd agree to be Chang's gf