>when your girlfriend has her period coming over night and

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You are a weenie

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>>34614598
Thank goodness I choose the 2D route. I don't have to put up w/ that shit, and I still get a beautiful little angel to sleep next to.

>not memorizing her pattern so you can tell her "start wearing a pad at night"

youre supposed to make her lick the sheets clean

>>34614598
I wear a pad for the day or two before my period's supposed to come because im not a fucking idiot

hey are u me?

this just happened to me but i was doing laundry today anyway and wanted her to sleep naked so

I had plenty of period sex with my girlfriend

>>34614659
>>34614640
pads don't work when a woman is laying horizontally

>>34614598
at least shes not pregnant desu

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>>34614598
>having a gf at all
>letting a disgusting sack of meat to spill blood in your bed

>>34614773
it's a common occurrence. Women are vile creatures

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>mfw burgundy\black sheets
you plebs and your white sheets that show stains

>>34614598
>having a gf
>being grossed out by a little bit of blood
>not taking advantage of the extra lube
>not taking advantage of the lowlow chance of pregg
>being a 13y/o shitposting moron that doesn't understand

>>34614659
>pad

you're nonwhite aren't you

>being this scared of vaginas

>>34614598
> posting on r9k about normie problems

fuck off

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>>34615202
>>being grossed out by a little bit of blood

>>34614598
>he unironically cargo shorts
>is the stinky kid in class

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>>34614598
>wants a girlfriend
>doesn't want the girl parts
Just give me your girlfriend and date a tranny you closet faggot.

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>tfw no gf to comfort when she has menstral cramps

>>34614598
>2018-1 not having blood fetish

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>>34615465
>no gf to give an oral orgasm to relieve her menstrual cramps

>getting mindblowing oral for a week
>anything you desire
>sucks the life outta your cock on God

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>>34614598
>go down on gf
>clean innie
>cottage cheese everywhere
>ate it like a champ

is there any nutritional value to smegma?

>>34615352
i want to sniff her bloody hole

Fucking diamonds as fuck

>>34615202
>>34615491
>implying its just blood
Its also full of dead uterus meat, which can come out in clumps of fetid jelly that smells like a boiled week old corpse.

>>34615600
Sound pretty hot baka senpai.

>>34615600
Man, I'd hate to see how much you'd complain when you try anal for the first time.

>>34615600
yum, more nutritional value

>>34614598
>when she bleeds into the mattress
>you get a free life souvenier that will stay with you each day and night

>>34614598
WTF? Hw old is she, 13? She should know to the day when her period is going to start and should take pre emptive action.

>>34615600
what's anal like homobitch?

I'd be a little annoyed about the sheets, but I'd be far more concerned for her, it seems like period cramps can be pretty painful for some girls

It's horrible to see somebody you love in pain.

>>34615600
Thanks for reminding me why I don't want woman anymore.

>>34615966
Oh, man up, it's just dead tissue. And it shouldn't even smell unless she is in some way ill.

Tell her to try the menstrual cup

>>34614678
Yes they do.
Jesus christ, not only is this board all fucking normal fags now but the median IQ is lower.
Really makes you think.

Also, you CAN wear tampons at night.

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>>34615600
The miracle of reproduction.

>>34614678
hello,

girl here, pad exclusive wearing girl,

pads do work when you lay horizontally but if you're like me and move around a lot while you sleep, you could displace the pad causing A SMALL AMOUNT OF BLOOD to let onto your underwear. i've never bled on the sheets.

>>34617047
Some cunts have stronger periods than others

>>34617070
i can fill 3-4 large pads in a day depending. in that case just sleep with house shorts on or put towels underneath