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>>34614609
>tfw /prepa/

3 more months... or 1 year and 3 months until I'm done with this shit if I fail.

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>>34614609
>3 weekends to go before my 21st birthday

>>34614609
My weekend is ruined. I got my first Chemistry 2 exam back and it was curved to an 82...my raw score was 18 points above the average and I was in the top 10 percent of test takers, yet I didn't get curved to an A.

BULLSHIT

>>34615844
you poor lamb

>>34615871
That's bullshit though. It the curve was normal, I would've gotten an A like I should've, but it had to be curved for the fucking troglodytes.

It was basically made so lower scorers didn't have the first grades being failing.

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>>34614609
Got an essay done earlier today, got a full stomach so I'll survive until my commons opens at 9:30 tomorrow, and I picked up a textbook I needed today. Still got homework to do, but I thought the essay would be much worse so I'm fucking dandy right now.

How is this thread so fucking dead, bumping because this is my favorite thread

>>34616783
its a friday night anon :o) why arent you out with your friends having fun with the other /uni/ bots??

>>34616848
I don't have any friends desu, either way, I hate going out, and being with people, so I'm happy in my room

Does anyone here have friends in college?

>>34616921
I met one person through /r9k/ that I have hung out with 3 times over a year

>>34616921
My roommate.

>>34616965
People on r9k are fucking assholes, so it wouldn't be possible for me to hang out with them.

>go to counseling
>she refers me to a different psychologist because I am a fucking robot
>makes me feel bad for being a robot
>go to the next appointment
>it's actually another psychologist, not a psychiatrist
>never actually referred me to a psychiatrist
Wtf

I can't handle these panic attacks though.
Also she told me not to post online so much, made me paranoid

I guess this is what I get for being so indecisive and clueless

>>34616891
I'm not, I feel like a piece of shit living in a cave. I need a real hobby. Just waiting for it to be warm so I can go outside and draw and at least be alone *outside*

>>34617019
yeah you have to screen them and find the good ones who aren't fat frogposters, memespouters, basementers, real misogynists, etc

>>34616921
I made 1 (one) real friend and we've been friends for five years now.

Besides him only groups of people to go out.

depressing day desu, I don't even enjoy games anymore. I just want to meet someone like me and talk to them... I don't even get to say names anymore. Truly a pariah

>>34616965
>>34617019
>>34617106
reeee get out normies :((((

wdjsaldsa;ldsaldadlsad

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>tfw I wasted my potential in college
>only now even mildly attractive now that I've graduated
>going to be 24 this year and I missed prime female bodies

I think I passed the first four subjects, but Maths are coming up and I won't even bother studying this shit, I'll fail it anyway. So fucking complex and you'll never even need them in fucking business it's not like I'll be an engineer or some shit

>>34617244
this is really jumbled, I edited it a few times and it came out weird. Sorry folks

>tfw getting dicked around by people

>>34617305
There's always next time, friend.

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>>34617305
>tfw currently in college
>tfw so ugly you have no chance with college girls
FUCKING KILL ME REEEEEEE

>>34617082
>I'm not, I feel like a piece of shit living in a cave
If you're majoring in STEM you can try doing research. That'll definitely give you something to do and you won't have to deal with a lot of students, just your PI.

If you're doing liberal arts, you can try joining a club for it, but those things require you to be a bit "social" aka not fun.

>yeah you have to screen them and find the good ones who aren't fat frogposters, memespouters, basementers, real misogynists, etc
Seriously. I'm not a saint, but obviously if my research PI is a chick, I wouldn't delusionally think I'm smarter than her. Unlike most of the borderline retarded posters here.

>tfw keep posting long blog stories on reddit
>everyone at uni knows me now

>tfw could be normal but too depressed to be normal
>have to be normal to get gf
>won't become non-depressed until get gf

welp

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>have girl I was hitting on for a semester
>find out she has boyfriend 2 semesters ago
>recently, new semester just started, new girl comes to the club we both go to
>I text girl I knew already to find out if new girl is single
>she tells me she'll help me try to get with this girl
>also mentions that she broke up with her boyfriend over break
Fuck, now I'm in an awkward position. I would prefer to be able to mack on both of them but not sure how to go about it now. Wat do?

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>tfw had to skip both of my classes today because I was too hungover

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>already have post-secondary IT diploma
>bad luck end up at "upgrade" to applied degree
>program, people, location are all awful
>learning nothing in cold canadian industrial shithole
>want to dropout
>can't because it will look bad on a resume

I only go to class anymore because of group projects, and I'm grouped with 3 fucktards for the rest of the semester that I'll need to carry to 60% in 3 separate courses

I would've been 3 years ago, never was in college but used to party a lot now everyone has kids and I'm on 4chan

>tfw everyone knows me by my long stories

>>34617473
>hitting on girls
>knows how to find info about dating life
>goes to clubs (I'm assuming the drinking variety)
>has a girl's phone number
>can get girls to help him date
>can even think about hitting on another one

I'm being completely serious, why are you posting on 4chan let alone r9k?

>>34617446
sounds fun
who are you?

>>34617621
I don't even know

I might be just paranoid but people sure are treating me differently IRL

even profs advisors and psychiatrists

>>34617647
>even profs advisors and psychiatrists
that's how you know it's a delusional sense, don't worry
what are your stories about

>>34617665
>don't worry
>what are your stories about
I complained on the university's subreddit, of course they would know.

I guess I might need a different route of venting

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>studying 3rd yr economics
>got a part-time job really close to my home that isn't related to what I'm studying but pretty chill
>finding the content interesting, spending less time online and actually keeping on top of things
>most people in my tutorials are quite nice
>no nasty campus politics and drama like in the U.S.
>those long early morning train rides as the sun is coming up

feeling pretty comfy

Is anyone here /hasnttalkedtoagirlincollege/? So many of these posts are about girl troubles; I thought more people would have been like me and given up on women entirely. Maybe those people just don't post about ignoring women, though.

I just turned 23 and don't enjoy what I studied previously. Should I go back to uni or am I too old? I always get told I look 19-20 because I have a young face.

>>34617305
two words

>Rape kit

Do you guys actually have a person to talk to stuff about?

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>>34617618
I'm still a KHV but have gotten pretty close in the past, and have actual friends who are girls. I swear I wouldn't be a KHV if I didn't go to a tech school where the M/F ratio is absolutely fucked. I also studied abroad in Japan and was getting a lot of attention from girls but I could only stay for 5 weeks and couldn't go to clubs so it was hard to advance.

>>34617066
>go to doctor
>try to explain im an autist
>she thinks im depressed and sends me to a fucking psychiatrist
seriously considering switching family doctors. what kind of person do i even need to see for autism

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I'm gonna order chinese online and get stoned and play wow all weekend

>>34617877
Until you are around 27 or so, you won't look much different from regular aged college students, so it will probably be fine.

>>34617970
you have to be Chad to get actual help

otherwise you just get dicked around

I guess same goes for everything else.

How do I know if a girl I'm talking to is interested in me? We always talk about our interests and they line up really well, but sometimes I feel like she's just talking to me because there's nobody else in class to talk to.

>>34617971
my nigga
oregano commentio

>live in dorms
>single room so no roommate
>keep to myself the whole time
>walking to the bathroom one day
>some random girl on my floor that I've never talked to before (we've both lived here since at least last August) decides to introduce herself to me for no reason
>I'm totally shocked and just do the whole "Oh I'm, anon. Nice to meet you" then get the fuck back to my room
What does it mean bros? I'm always startled whenever people talk to me it seems. I'm just so far in my own head that it makes no sense to me.

>>34618028
Stop initiating conversation. Talk to some other girls. If she makes an effort to talk to you more than you are, then there's something.

Dropped out yesterday and looking for a job. I still want to go back and try a different major. I feel like shit though. Been depressed these past 4 years and feel too guilty to ask my parents for money to see a therapist.

>tfw feel like everyone knows me

>>34618055
Sounds like she was being friendly. Next time you see her ask if she wants to hang out / walk around the grounds / get a coffee to talk about whatever. Be her friend. You never no, she may be as lonely as you are.

>>34618055
Wow basic human interaction, amazing

>>34618123
It ain't easy being a robot.
>>34618110
>ask if she wants to hang out
Lol fuck that. Why would I willingly give myself a heart attack?

>>34617827
I've talked to girls, but only because my research partner is one. I don'e really talk to anyone, so it's not just because they're girls.

The M/F ratio at my school is skewed to the right and girls make me uncomfortable. I might need to transfer.

>>34618166
Make new friends? Do you want to be a robot forever?

>>34617019
hahaha

but you're on r9k too

Any NYU robots?

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>>34614609
just 'celebrated' my 19th birthday, alone, again...

>>34618213
I gave up on not being a robot. I'll just keep doing my own stuff, come what may.

>>34618347
Happy birthday, anon, I wish you the best of luck in your future, I wish I could give you more but this will have to do.

>>34617827
reporting in
at least they're trying

>>34617827
yeah. i wouldn't know what to say

>>34614609

Nah senpai. Actually I'm gonna drop my first class on Monday cause I'm too fuckin dumb for it. Also gonna start seeing a therapist because I'm tired of not wanting to do anything ever.

But anyway, I saw a girl in a full metal alchemist hoodie last week, hoping to talk to her next week sometime...we'll see how that shit goes

>tfw always blogged about my stories and now I'm kicked out

>>34617305
I can't even imagine feeling regret like that in the future. I know full well I can't get girls now, so why regret what I couldn't even change in the past.

>self lab for bio
>have to go to a grocery store and list all of the fruits and veges in the produce section
>don't own a bike
>or a car
>can't carpool because don't know anyone
>nearest store is about a mile away
>aka 20 minute walk, 20 minutes spent inside
>20 minute walk back
>yeah no
>gonna just find a list of produce and copy shit down

I'm not walking for 40 minutes just to write down some fruits

I feel like I need to get a new group of friends for any chance of getting a gf. I have one now but there are no gf prospects there. How do I break into new social groups without looking like a complete autist?

>>34618954

I bet you're a fat cunt huh

>>34618962
>he has a group of friends that he talks to regularly
This place is basically /b/

>>34619006
I'm still a khv and all of my friends are almost as autistic as me. This place has been flooded with normies but I definitely ain't one of them.

>>34618986
I'm actually a semi-skelly cunt, I just don't feel that it's worth the effort when I can just use the internet and compensate for the fact that it's the middle of winter by not including some stuff

Maybe if I'm bored out of my mind, I'll go

any uni robots in manhattan that wanna get drunk tonight? seriously, i just need someone to talk to

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>"Hey anon, Come out here with us!"
>"We're watching a movie!"
>"C'mon man, it'll be fun!"

Fuck OFF. I don't give a shit about what you're watching. Leave me be in peace and let me continue configuring my Cisco switch and my C program.

Fuck why don't normies understand not wanting to socialize?

>>34619230
>People actually invite "him" out
>apparently, this happens consistently
Okay goth stacey, time to leave

>>34619570
>stacey

I live with 3 turbo normie roommates. It's difficult if not impossible to avoid it.

>>34618351
that's horrible, we have to escape a lonely death dude, and now in your sexual prime is the time to start trying

>>34617729
what even are these stories that your professors are reading about you
are they the mods lmao

>>34619691
If you have hope, then keep it anon. Give yourself the drive. I have no more hope for those things so I'm sending my energy elsewhere. Not everyone is destined for sexuality.

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>finally spoke to my dorm room neighbors
>supplied painkillers for post-friday night normie drama
I'm okay with this

>tfw my brain finally gets fucked up after years of 4chan
>can't take it in uni anymore, second year and i'm already so full of my insecurities
>acting like a buttmad angry NEET when i'm privileged as fuck

>>34619749
i'm probably just paranoid

he probably just thinks i'm weird for having anxiety and panic attacks in class

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>tfw I'm now known as the guy who can't handle alcohol and doesn't know his limits
Last night was my first and last party

i am so anxious and stressed right now that i have trouble distinguishing what's reality and what's not

>>34620011
so, what stories were they?

I'm home this weekend for the Superbowl
Wouldn't have anything to do if I stayed.

I was able to appeal my academic suspension for this semester and my grades are looking good.

>>34620137
I remember my first party at a friend's 18th birthday. All I can remember is me holding my barf with my hands as I was crawling towards the bathroom

>>34620228
well I've posted whole stories about my degree life on the subreddit asking for advice

>tfw robot
>tfw no social skills
>best I could end up with is a successful robot

>>34614609
I feel totally dead inside on campus. The only enjoyment I get is at my internship. All the people working there are really animated, friendly, and seem genuinely excited that I want to work in their field. But I hardly even bother socializing on campus anymore.
I managed to go four years without making a single meaningful relationship with someone my own age. Whatever, I'll be graduating with honors this May and I'll be free to pursue my dream job.

>>34620416
You will never change the fact that you lost the best years of your life.

>complaining about the society instead of improving your social ability
Exactly why I'm a robot.

>>34620442
Nah, fuck that. Who are you to say what the best years of my life are?

>>34620442

That's the spirit, faggot. Not everyone's best years are in uni

So is university actually supposed to be like the social group?

>>34620501
It's either teenager or adult m8

>>34620512
So you want to be a virgin until 20?

>>34620534

I'm a virgin at 24 mate, kek. Uni hasn't been shit for me. Life exists outside of uni, as well, if you want it to. University offers a very particular kind of culture, one that's unique compared to everywhere else, but it's not the end all be all of friendship/sexual opportunity ya know

>>34620534
>Sex is the only gratifying experience in the world
(you)

>>34614609
ok, Im going to a party tonight, how do I talk to girls?

>>34620616
get black out drunk. If you wake up with phone numbers than you won.
If you don't, try not to ask people how the night went

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>take shower in shower room for an hour
>so cold when I get out
>get dressed
>roll my towel up and hug it
>lay on a bench for a couple minutes clutching my towel
Why do I do this?

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>first semester economics
>21 and a half
>spending my fridays and weekends alone or drinving alone at night
>exams in 3 weeks, haven't learned once
>became the sleezy person I was years ago again
>tfw I know I have to stop watching porn
>tfw unable to stop, because I'm /comfy/ and use the path of least resistance

Fuck my unwillingness to change

>>34620442
>lost the best years of my life

>doing research, learning new procedures, and moving on to independent research
>will start looking for interesting extracurricular activities
>tutoring people while reinforcing my own knowledge
>perfecting my instrument skills, maybe even joining a band

>I didn't have sex with a female with no life goals, so I lost my best years

Kill yourself

>>34620668
I'll hug you, anon, I wanna keep you warm

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Anyone else falling asleep hugging your blanket like it's your loved one?
Fuck, I it hurts not having the right person for you on your side.
I just wait till I fall asleep. The nightmares will wake me up hours later, and back I am in reality.

>>34620704
>>34620705
There are many of us in need of hugs.

>>34617827
yeah I'm in a weird state where I actively ignore girls completely

>>34620705
I sometimes caress or hold onto my thighs and waist when in bed, but that may be the autophilia.

>>34620696
You know teenage pussy is prime pussy, stop protecting

>27
>just started going to a community college
>want to do something awesome like math, physics, or astronomy
>was a NEET for most of my life
>high school drop out
>have to take 8th grade level math
idk man

>>34620891
JUST DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>34620891

Just a heads up, astronomy and physics is synonymous these days. I wanted to do astronomy too until I learned that.

What kind of math are you in? 8th grade is...what even is that, algebra? You may need tutoring (they'll have tutors at your CC) or supplemental stuff like khan academy or something.
Also don't be cucked into thinking motivation is important; it's not. Be disciplined. Discipline is the fucking key to everything. Teach yourself that and you'll be set everywhere else.

Godspeed anon

>>34620806
Are you being serious? I could literally get some chick on backpage or something.

Sex isn't everything. Mindlessly having it just to have it and not because you love someone won't make the experience great.

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>>34617473
>Pepe
>talking to girls
>new
Please leave you disgusting piece of shit. You don't belong here and you know it.

>>34618347
Me too anon, me too. I even turned 19 as well :(

Happy Birthday

>>34621027
Nah I don't need tutoring
The material is painfully easy, they are using really old test scores from when I first dropped out and didn't try so I got tossed into this class.
Though I have been using Khan, Khan is pretty good.
I am pretty cool with them being interchangeable really, seems fun either way
Thanks, anon

Guys fix your mental issues before you're 18

Don't want to fuck up at university and be cucked your whole life

>>34621122

Additionally, if you don't know what you want to do, go to community college and knock out the core courses. If you STILL don't know toward the end, get an associate's and drop out until you do. Otherwise you'll be in uni for 6-7 years changing majors every so often.

>>34617473
The girl who broke up with her bf is into you. Abuse her.
How to continue:
Make sure you find out if /newgirl/ is single
if she is, nail her.
Meanwhile get with the girl who's into you and left her bf, abuse her and fuck her, but don#t let /newgirl/ find out, otherwise she ain't opening her legs for you.

>Thursday class was cancelled because of a fire

Feels good

>going to community college
>still live with parents
>cannot bring myself to do any schoolwork when they're at home
Fuck

>>34621259

Holy shit dude, same feel. I don't know what is is but I just can't focus. tfw falling behind because don't live alone

>>34621122
Nope, I'm fine.

For me, it's sink or swim, so if I don't ATLEAST do above average in university, I'm going to kill myself.

I've seen what it was like working in a non-intellectual job and worked for a summer. I would literally rather kill myself then spend the rest of my life doing that.

So for me it's not
>fuck up at university and be cucked your whole life
it's
>do average in university and kill myself

>tfw starting history in uni in September
I'm scared. Did I make a bad decision?

Guys my depression grows every day. The semester started last week and I didn't interact with anyone last weekend and this is just going to be a repeat, I fear.

>tfw fairly attractive but my social skills have somehow regressed since high school so I can't form friendships

>tfw I don't have a single person on campus I could call a friend and vice versa

>tfw too autistic to talk to this girl who's really cute but looks like she's angry all the time

>tfw it's only my freshman year, everyone else has already settled into friend/party groups and I'm a loner. Getting more apathetic each day

Fucking hold me lads; no one else will ;_;. I'm begging for a You, just something to keep me from breaking this weekend

>>34621298
No I ranted about the admins and everyone at MIT

Now everyone is bullying me, and my marks are cucked

>>34621318
well not really. What job do you want? Are you going to go to graduate school?

>tfw jumped into a relationship I felt obligated to be in
>not really attracted to gf anymore
>now I'm sexually confident and lost some weight and am sociable
>Well known within my department now which is mostly women and gay dudes
>Easiest pussy I'd ever be able to get and I'm about to graduate and don't see a way out of my relationship
>Now I'm scared about breaking up because I don't want to graduate and be out in the real world alone just yet

Just fuck my shit up.

>>34621352
I live in the Netherlands. It's a bachelor. I don't know what job I want. Not a shitty pleb job. Something politics would be cool.

>>34621426

>tfw jumped into a relationship I felt obligated to be in

Man, that is just the worst tbqh.

>>34621428
good luck with that. I'd start interning ASAP with whatever political offices you can find. Otherwise I think it would be difficult to get employed, unless your parents are high up in social standing
If you got a masters you could probably work in a museum as a curator or something, that might be cool.

>>34621329
Are you involved with anything on campus? Literally the only way to make friends is to be involved with something with other students.

Chances are if you get involved with something you genuinely like then you will really get along with the people you'll meet.

Stay strong friend.

>>34621335
>No I ranted about the admins and everyone at MIT
>admins
>MIT

That's a terrible idea at any university, especially at a place like MIT. As an aside, congrats on getting into MIT.

>>34621329
Why does everybody care about social interaction on this site? If you weren't relatively social in high school, odd are you're not going to magically become social after going to a party.

>>tfw it's only my freshman year
Same. I was scared that freshman year would make me feel the way you do, but I fortunately, I don't care.

>>34621329
I gave up trying to make friends on my own the first week of my first semester. My only friend back home is my best friend, really close, and I know nothing will compare to it, so I don't try.

Unless you have hidden willpower, acceptance is the final step.

>>34621499
>That's a terrible idea at any university, especially at a place like MIT. As an aside, congrats on getting into MIT.
Yeah am I screwed?

I posted directly on their subreddit

>>34621426
1)
>jumped into a relationship

2)
>not really attracted to gf anymore

3)
>sexually confident and lost some weight and am sociable

4)
>about to graduate and don't see a way out of my relationship

Also
>scared for your own sake and not because of her

You can stop posting on this here anytime. You've graduate to /b/.

>tfw second semester of junior year
>tfw switched from CS to history
>tfw I don't know what i'm doing with my life
>tfw going to have to go to grad school and do something else just to find a job
>tfw i'd rather put a bullet through my brain before going to grad school
wat do

>>34621565
dont waste your time getting a history degree. Go get a technical diploma, like in IT or something.

>>34621590
>just get a technical degree bruh xDD
yeah ok

>>34621532
If they haven't immediately started screwing you over then you might be fine.

Don't give anything I say weight though because
>I'm a first year at a low tier college
>I'm on r9k
>you're at MIT

You should ask somebody more qualified.

>>34621624
good job being brainwashed into believing you have to have a degree to be successful.

Here's a question for those among you who are enlightened by your own intelligence.

Why do some professors try to act like surrogate parents?
I've got pretty small classes this semester and I guess my female professor noticed that I was having a bad day, so when class ended she kept asking what was wrong and I had to stonewall her because I honestly don't like talking about my personal feelings with these people.

>tfw second semester of grad school online
>tfw when wage slave during the day
>tfw watch lectures/do homework most nights
>tfw 15 more months of this

It better be fucking worth it.

>>34621494
I'm in two clubs, there's some upper classmen in one of them that I would like to hang out with but they never offer. I even show up to the club socials (pregames) and have a few drinks with them. It feels like we get along great but when it's time for them to go to a party everyone kinda splits up and I'm not invited anywhere. I just walk home alone after that :(

I'm definitely making an effort on the club front, but none of the clubs seem to lead to friendships. I had friends in high school, but only one or two that I would consistently hang out with.

Much like >>34621515 , I really miss my best friend back home (hours and hours away) and am having a really hard time finding some sort of replacement.

Thanks for replying to me anon <3

>>34621658
You do. If you're some retard that only has a high school whatever then you're only qualified for entry level soon-to-be-automated jobs.

If making 10 dollars an hour for 10 years before you lose your job counts as successful, then I guess you're right.

>>34621676
My psychology professor would do that and I'm glad she did because my family couldn't care less about me being in college and my older sibling even berates me for it.

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>>34621676
>>34621841
>mfw I don't talk about my feelings with anybody

>>34621967
pretty much.
I wear sunglasses so I don't have to make eye contact. sucks that norms prevent me wearing them inside

>>34621649
>If they haven't immediately started screwing you over then you might be fine
They are.

Professors are ignoring me

Everyone in my program knows me now

Even the counselors won't help

>>34621676
Professors are lonely human beings too.

>>34622282
She has children and a family. She's trying to treat me like her child.

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>tfw MACM midterm canceled because of snow

>>34622261
Honestly the only option now is to burn their offices down

>>34621565
learn arabic and work for the government

>had a chance to put sock on door handle and signal to roommates to stay out
>decided not to because I didn't want to telegraph to people I was fapping
>opt for a quickie instead
>finish picking videos
>door unlocks, roomie heads to his laptop
>I already know he's not going to move from that spot for the rest of the night

JUST

>>34622936
>JUST GO IN THE BATHROOM
finished that for you

>>34622936
THIS

I spend my entire day out researching or volunteering. It's nearly impossible to fap, because my roommate does NOTHING but stay in the dorm all day when he gets back from his class. Every time I get back he's there. He's also up all night because he sleeps during the day, so I can't sneak fap either.

Fucking lazy POS

>>34621676
It's really weird to me how in U.S. universities/colleges they baby you. Whether its trying to "help" and people being really close with academic staff and emailing or even just chatting about things, everything here is strictly professional just like if it was a workplace.

We don't have "campus services" babysitting everyone too, why don't Americans just live in the city with everyone else or with their parents to save money and commute to school?

>>34620335
At least you didn't get to the point where you could barely function and start crying and telling everyone that helped you how sorry you are for ruining their night and then wake up to a message from an active in the groupme for your PC saying that we need to make sure we don't drink more than we're capable of dealing with

>>34622936
>he hasnt mastered the art of masturbaiting in the washroom to mental images.

Nigger you can ever watch something on your phone if you dont posses the skills.

>>34623037
It's really weird how EVERY single European has to shit talk American universities whenever they get the chance.

Why doesn't the US just drop it's current university system and implement exactly what European countries do regardless of economic feasibility? Why doesn't every human just move to the city regardless of space requirements or income? Why don't we just physically move universities that aren't close to population centers?

Why don't (you) just keep your hyper-critical European mouth shut.

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>>34623033
Your roommate is literally me lmao
>mfw get I to fap

It's Friday night, which means that my roommate brought his gf to our room, where she'll be staying for the rest of the weekend.

Spent the last 6 hours in one of the study buildings on campus. Now I'm back in my hall and I think I'm just going to sleep in the lounge, using my backpack as a pillow.

I hate my roommate.

>tfw 58% in medieval history 101
>60% in ancient history
I'm such a fucking intellectual

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>tfw someone holds the elevator open for you even though it was about to close.

Made me feel pretty alright.
Then you sperg out anyway and just say "Thanks, I'm good" and take the stairs

>>34614609
>150 word essay due in three weeks
>freaking out

anyone else?

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>>34624203
my sides

good shit, lets continue to sperg out together

>>34617305
>tfw back at school at 24
>very attractive
>too occupied with classes to make friends

>>34624203
>tfw this didn't happen to me
They just watched me as I power walked towards them and shoved my hand through the door as they were closing

>sitting next to girl
>professor going over syllabus
>girl next to me keeps brushing her arm on mine
>whispered a few jokes to me when professor says something that could lead to a joke
>didn't have a syllabus on her so she shared it with me
>syllabus has section for other classmates' contact information if you miss class
>put her number and email
What does this mean

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>>34624363
What do you think it means anon?

>>34624401
That she's an irresponsible student who can't pay attention in class or come prepared

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>taking Software Engineering this semester
>involves a major group project
>everyone in group has to come up with a proposal
>though it's difficult, feel I'd set a bad precedent if I already started fucking up so I brainstorm
>come up with a dense system of inter-weaving API's, features and functionality that I've no idea how to design or implement, assuming that I'm the least creative in the group and everyone else will have at least one idea that beats the shit out of mine
>only one other person has an idea
>it's a game, which the professor doesn't let us make because it lacks utility
>we're stuck with my idea

FuuuuuUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

>>34615844
talk to your prof you frosh

ragerrrr peace bruh

>>34617827
yupp. tried texting a girl. Can't even figure out what to say.

>>34622972
>>34623285
>fapping in a communal dorm
what is wrong with you niggas

>>34624339
Were they other guys from your hall?

>>34624417
Bingo, she's trying to fucking use you.

>>34618055
it's an ioi (indication of interest)

she wouldn't just come up to you like that, she doesn't have the balls. get it? just be careful, read up on ioi's and find clusters of them before making a move. read some body language books. I realized I was actually above average in attractiveness this way.

- t. internet wizard

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>>34624454
No, because I live at home

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>tfw almost made it to being a normie
>tfw got fit, made friends, talked to girls
>tfw kicked out of rotc for med reasons
>self confidence at all time low
>friends try to stay friends but they all do rotc stuff and talk rotc stuff so its awkward
>had a job to throw myself in, minimum wage increased reduced my hours to maaaaybe 10 a week
>no fucking clue what to do
>complete regression

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>when your college experience is +4 years rendering you conscious to how overwhelmingly inadequate you are in every aspect of your existence

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What are you lads up to tonight?
tfw stuck in your dorm with only your nazi propaganda

>>34622261
protest with signs and shit or find god.

>>34624570
keep /improve/ing

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>>34623305
mfw im not european tho

I'm home for the weekend.

I haven't attended one of my lectures in 6 weeks, am gonna try to catch up this weekend.

I'm sure it will work out great and I won't end up on academic probation again :^)

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>tfw one of my suitemates just came back with his date and heard him say "we're gonna have to be sneaky" and heard her snicker
I wonder how they're going to have good sex in a lofted bed

>>34624806
That reminds me when someone in room next to mine was moaning and saying he was going to cum.
I wanted to ruin their moment but couldn't bring myself to do it.

>>34624534
Were they guys you've seen before? Trying to help anon

>>34624448
It's a special skill set my guy. Only the bold have mastered it.

>>34614609
>tfw so autistic everyone knows I'm a virgin so they never ask

>>34617106
>only 1 real friend
iktf

It seems like everyone I get along with eventually thinks I'm weird and doesn't wanna hang out. They say to be yourself but that seems less and less true by the day

>>34617520
Where you at in Canada? U of A here

>message girl on tinder and she actually responds
>we flirt back and forth and suggest I meet up with her
>phone dies
>don't charge it
>6 hours later
>she texted me back 6 hours ago

F U C K

>>34625555
Quads confirm, you are fucked.

Just say you fell asleep

>>34625639
Yeah I could
On second thought she had a lot of red flags so I'm not so sure. Antifa, dyed neon purple dyke hair, obsessed with harry potter and yaoi

>>34625689
If you want to find a girlfriend, pass

If you want to put your weewee into a vagoo, go for it. I bang a girl from the next Uni over every week from tinder. Just make it clear what you want early on

>>34625689
Pump and dump, she's probably used to it.

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>hear my own voice in a snapchat
>sound like the absolute most faggiest fag in existence
someone recommend me an easy way to kill myself

>>34618347
7 years in a row nobody remembered my birthday. Not even family.
Get over it, fag, youre a man. Nobody will ever fucking care.

>>34625172
Oh shit uofa bot!

>>34618347
Fuck you i havent hanged out with friends on my birthday since elementary school

Its hurts ;_; im 22 now

>>34623760
Wtf get in there man. You're entitled to also in your room or take that shit to the RA.

>>34625776
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

WHAT A FUCKING KEK

Have an exam in 3 days that I have done no study for, I know I need to study this shit but just waste my days on 4chan and vidya telling myself ill start tomorrow.

I've been repeating this behavior for the last year and a half, why am i like this.

>>34614609
Who /onemorenervousbreakdownawayfromsuicide/ here?

>>34625893
Second year EE, you?

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I looked out my window and I see a hand drawn pepe in someone's window.
Are you there, anon?

>>34617819
Lausanne ?

>>34625172
Oh shit me too! How's it going

>>34616921
>tfw people at my uni are turbonormies
>even though I'm easily a cyborg, I'm sometimes not sure if they're being nice to me or somehow bullying me when we hang out
I can only hang out with other cyborgs. I got good normie buddies but holy shit they at least have 4chan-tier sense of humor while those turbonormies talk about shit like guns and fist fights on parties they attended etc.


Anyways, today I passed one exam. I'm still waiting for results of another one, but besides of that I passed all the courses. Yay

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>>34614609
>Have an interview to go to on Wednesday.
>Have not made a portfolio because I've no idea how to
Just.

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>Turn 20 in a month
>No longer a teenager
>Still a virgin

>>34630109
>turning 25 in two months
>still a virgin
>mom started asking me if there are any cuties at school

I'm not interested in dating but what kills me is not being the same age as any of my classmates, everyone is either straight out of highschool or in their thirties with kids.

>tfw my satellite uni has less than 200 students so social life doesn't exist but teaching is still good
what am i missing out on?

>>34624420
kek, good original luck anon

>>34630600
Unless you know that you're a normie, not much. My campus has around 8000 students, and I still don't have anyone I could even come close to calling a friend.

>>34616921
Yes through Jap class/weeb club and activities

>>34618347
>19
Bruh you're young, but stop being a babby

>>34614609
It's Saturday, 3pm, you should have only just had breakfast and still be fucked from last night, messagin or talking with your bros about what to do tonight

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>>34621426
Literally just break up..? What's the fuck man

>>34630793
nowhere close, though i've always wondered if i could break the mold if went to a real campus

I go home on weekends so mummy can make me food.

>>34622310
>not wanting mommy professor
Are you gay

I'm considering submitting to my uni's undergrad philosophy journal. Just had a few ideas I was interested in going pretty deep. Though looking at people's previous winning submissions, they always talk and write about one guy or only refute their shit. My idea is a response I had when reading but is this supposed to be like I stated others did? Anyone here at uni done this before? would be a great help

>walk into lab
>freak out when I see the TA
is he going to fuck me up?

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I need some advice. There is a girl in one of my classes that I sit next to. We usually talk a little before class begins. It's pretty evident that she does not like me, but I was wondering if I should ask her out anyway? im pretty sure she'll say no, which is why i was wondering if I should just not ask her and leave everything as it is.

my counselor told me to stop blogging about my personal life in public space because everyone can see it

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Anyone feel like their wasting their time? I'm a poly sci major with minors in pre law and philosophy and I just feel like I'm wasting away. I'm not a good enough student to get into a top tier or even middle tier law school. Often times, while reading for a class or typing a paper, I'll contemplate dropping out and just working construction for the rest of my life. I have 5 more years of school if I still want to pressure law and I don't think I can make it

>>34633817
yeah

i'm in my fourth term and officially hit my bottom low

started skipping classes and shit

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4 labs, 1 test and two midterms next week.

>uni campaigns constantly about mental health.

>do some random shit on a computer with 2 other guys
>one guy was your usual closet homo and the other was kinda beta
>closet homo calls some girl to explain some shit
>girl stands right behind my seat the entire time and keeps tickling my back

What did she mean by this?

Is anyone annoyed by these /uni/ threads.

Look faggots, I come here to forget about /uni/. Stop throwing this shit in my face.

Fuck you.

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>lucked out on getting a single room this year
>pretty chill, room is out of main hall so don't have to interact with stacies much
>Instead of being a useless shit decide to study all day
>apparently today is a frat/sorority event thing
>courtroom outside of room literally flooded with chads and stacies
>shouting and shitty music playing loud af

>>34633906
I have never been one to skip clssses but it seems so nice.

Why does school have to be so hard? Why can't I just go work a 9-5 and provide for myself and possibly a women. I just want a very simple life and I don't know why I'm here

>>34634178
i've become more avoidant to my problems such as low gpa and no connections

officially become a sperg autist retard NEET

>>34617305
i still party with college girls and i'm 26 :)

>>34626579
I could go to the RA, because he's not supposed to have guests over without my consent, I don't think I'm ever going to.

The way I see it, my comfort, happiness, pleasure, etc. (or lack thereof) don't really matter, because I don't really matter.

I could wake up tomorrow and have the worst day of my life, but it won't matter. No one will care, either because I won't tell them (my mom), or because my existence is literally nothing to them (everyone else).

Anger, comfort, joy, pleasure, sadness - it's all of the same consequence with me, which is none at all.

My roommate matters, though. He has people in his life who care for him, with whom he shares the details of his day and expresses his highs and lows.

Right now, he is happy, and others are happy because he is happy. It does not matter that I am unhappy.

>>34634014
>girl stands right behind my seat the entire time and keeps tickling my back
Something else I'll never experience.

I need to start making a list. I like reading stuff like this.

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I'm sat in my university library at the moment putting off work.

>choose course that I always enjoyed at school and had a deep interest in outside the curriculum.
>second year
>i hate this
>every module makes the last seem bearable by comparison
>i'm swamped with work that I neither understand or want to do
>i'm falling further and further behind
>lecturers are useless, I've had more bad lecturers than good lecturers. It doesn't help that they can barely speak english
>I think about dropping out every day but I have nothing to fall back on.
>being typical r9k neetfag is a nightmare
>already 12k in debt, might as well commit
>I cant sleep at night, I wake and bake and hate myself

I'm starting to think that nothing will make me happy here. Not sure if I can go through another 2 years of harder work. Anyone else in this situation? It would be nice to know I'm not alone here.

>>34634378
What course m8?

>>34633817
>>34634378

Think about dropping out all the time. I have the ability to do the work, just not the commitment or willpower. Most people come to university expecting their lives to change but all it is, is just another 3-4 years of school. I crave the day I can just have a regular life where I don't need to care about assignments, learning and class tests. I don't even care about money, relationships, friends anymore, I just want to be away from here.

>>34634434
MPhys

Who grad school and/or mathematics here? So much fucking work and I'm supposed to be studying to my quals.

>tfw high school teachers, guidance counselors, and parents alike encourage 18-year-old children to attend an expensive gamble that they know nothing about for a career "path" that they haven't even began planning and will probably change later on anyway

University is the biggest meme of our generation and the masterminds that manage to sell it, year after year, deserve a fucking medal.

>>34634605
Its because during boomer's teenage years, it did work anon. But with inflation everyone after them got fucked

>>34634605
Judging from your post, I'm guessing you're an American?

Here in Bong, until the 90's, only about 5-10% of our population actually attended university. Neither of my parents went to university and they both wound up with pretty decent jobs. The Labour government had this great idea that 50% of all "young people" should be going to university. Considering tuition was free and the only expenses were living costs it seemed okay. But eventually every idiot began to apply for a degree in Philosophy or business management meaning that universities needed more money to accommodate the increased demand. So "tuition fee's" were introduced for universities to cash in on this demand. Since the early 2000's, fees have gone up to 9k a year (set to go up in 17/18).

There's this absolute disillusion that you can't do anything without a degree. The number of idiots I've met here who would never have even considered applying, had they been born 30 years ago is quite shocking. University is a scam for the most part. The lecturers are not employed on their abilities to teach, rather their prestige/ability to research. Sure a degree can open up certain career paths but I feel cheated for the most part.

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>>34634066
You know what to do, anon. Show them who's boss.

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>>34634839
>>34634066

Wait anon, remember the times we laughed together? We're friends!

>>34634885
>>34634839
I'm too lazy to do that. But I'm surprised a VTesque event hasn't happened here, I'm about 2 hours way from it

>>34634957
Are you at VCU?

>>34615844
Get good enough where you dont need curves.

>>34634969
Nope. think much more chad, less tyrone

>>34635011
W&M?

oreimo

>>34635044
Not quite origamiblox

>>34614721
hey same, what subject are you studying/what school are you aiming for? i'm in first year math/physics and it's not as bad as i thought so far desu

>>34635064
JMU?

oreimo

>>34635089
Nope again oregano

>>34635108
Can't think of any more chad-tier schools within ~2 hours of VT

Sorry Americucks but I find it hard to compare your college system to the university system we have in Europe. It just seems like the later years of our secondary school desu. The idea of "majors" and "minors" seems a bit silly. I was glad to be able to finish school and finally concentrate on one subject area. I can appreciate undergraduate degrees but doing 3-4 meme subjects to accumulate credits in order to move onto the next stage of higher education seems a bit shit.

>>34635141
UVA m8teo

>>34635181
Man I'm dumb

>>34627790
Pepe is pretty normal tier anon

I'm on a 4 year course and all my friends are 3 years. Next your I'm gonna be so fucking lonely.

On top of that the friend I have a crush on decided that she's never drinking again because she had a panic attack last week, so that pretty much destroys any chance of us ever randomly hooking up while drunk.

I have two options:
Drop out of the fraternity I'm in before induction tomorrow and tell the president it's because my mom told me she doesn't want to pay so much money for dues
or
Stay in it and become bound to the financial and other obligations and forever be associated with a lower-tier house

>inb4 normie get out
I'm a cyborg if anything

>>34635432
>never drinking again
>last week

i don't know who is more naive. People "quit drinking/drugs" every few weeks/months before doing them again to break the monotony of everyday life. That said hooking up with someone you know when you're both drunk normally does more harm than good. Imho stop being such a betamale who can only seduce women when drunk and actually talk to her.

>roommate constantly complains that he has no gf
>go out drinking with roommate and his friend
>we spend the entire night telling him to talk to someone
>"no not yet im not ready, tomorrow for sure guys"
IF YOU AREN'T FACING CONSTANT REJECTION YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO >TFW NO GF
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34635550
I've never understood the point of fraternities/sororities. I guess "muh connections" but it just seems like an excuse to get shitfaced with some dudebros. Go make some friends that you don't have to pay for desu.

How do i get a cute virgin gf in university? I'm good looking but shy and my major doesn't have girls.

>>34635919
>expecting betamale to be in any way "more capable" when they're drunk only shows how little you know anon.

Roommate probably just wanted to drink with his friends without being reminded that he's a pathetic subhuman betamale. You should apologize to him desu.

>>34635902
I dunno, I think she'll at least quit until she sorts her mental health out which will probably be after we finish uni, so that might as well be forever.

>Imho stop being such a betamale who can only seduce women when drunk and actually talk to her.
The problem is that she's a close friend so crossing that bridge while sober would be super awkward. I'd much rather try while drunk and see what her reaction is, so I can play it off as just being a drunk mess the next day if she thinks it's weird

>>34635978
Set your standards very low and join the Catholic society. Enjoy your sexless relationship anon.

>>34635550
bong here. what exactly are fraternities? Are they like your version of societies?

M8s, I've got an exam coming in 2 days, I've studied and all, but looks like my anxiety tells me differently.

What is the best way to kill it without spending money and staying indoor?

>Protip:
>Masturbation is already considered, and largely used
>Smoking cigarettes is considered too, but sudden pains in the chest tells me otherwise
>Vidyas too

>tfw 25
>no romantic prospects and barely any friends
>my best case scenario for tonight is having 2 beers at a friends apartment while watching youtube videos, then fucking a prostitute

>>34636052
Exercise always calms me down. Maybe go for a run?

>>34636064
Dude, at least you're doing something tonight
>21
>Living at my parents house
>Best case scenario: shitposting and masturbing to 2D grils

>>34636008
Okay two things.

Firstly: The "i'm quitting drinking forever because it's bad for me" thing never works with people under 30. I know a girl who had two strokes in two months and is still going. People only need to be in the right mood to start drinking again. When you live in a society where everyone you know drinks/gets high on a regular basis it's not likely to happen unless you want to become an absolute buzzkill. All someone like that needs is a bit of persuasion "come on stacy, we're not going to get that fucked and everyone's going to be there, I'll even buy you a round etc etc".

Secondly, most of the people I met and were close with in life, barring family, are completely fair-weather. This doesn't make them bad people but I generally lose contact with people and have an entirely new group of friends every 3-5 years. So someone you're vaguely close to at uni may go on and get married/move to another country/city, lose all contact whatsoever.

Also trying to explain shit as "I was drunk haha" is a waste. Anyone with a brain can tell that is bullshit.

>>34635990
he literally came out for the sole purpose of meeting women and he didn't talk to a single girl
he wore a fucking suit

>>34636052
Take a huge dose of melatonin and sleep the days away.

>>34636118
>go for a run
>staying indoor

I'm a skinny fuck who has zero stamina, smoker, and having pains all over my body. Plus side: it's already pitch black outside here in europoorland.

>>34635978
I don't care about sex though.

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>go to a college full of extremely beautiful girls
>most are in a sorority or act and look like so. You know the type
>A couple years older than most of the people that go here. I'm in my 20's
>TFW no real chance with most of the girls here because even the mildly attractive ones chase Chads and dismiss anything beyond friends with non-Chads.
>I'm not bad looking. 7/10, but I got a bit of a stomach due to not liking to run like some fucking idiot.
>Not many friends besides my roommates and their friends
>Had friends last semester, but lost them to some girl cause they all wanted to be orbiters and ditch me.
>TFW I just want a girlfriend
>TFW I've only have 3 flings since my first and only relationship in high school.
>TFW I just want someone to love me and be there.
>TFW every girl I do talk to is through tinder, will say they don't want a relationship or will ghost me after awhile.
>TFW I suck at small talk now because over the years of having to do it to get to know different girls, it's become so fucking boring to me.

How do I get out of this rut, anons? It's tearing me up and I feel like the good years of my life are slipping by.

>>34636155
He's just a betafag then. Trying to encourage him isn't going to accomplish shit. If you want to be a true friend, buy him a prostitute for his birthday or something.

>>34636313
>asking r9k for advice on girls.

are you new? this board is not the right place for dating advice since most of the userbase is the same as you or worse.

>>34636043
I believe it's a bunch of them living together. Which is sort of gay just living in a giant house with other guys you don't know and might not be friends with and paying for the privilege, apparently there's even a "president" of each that skims money from them

Societies are interest based "cooking society", "normie country ____ meet up group"

I'm equally perplexed by these "American universities" see my earlier post >>34623037

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>>34636430
I was mostly complaining. But yeah. I'm new to r9k. I was hoping that non-robots rolled through here sometimes to help us not be terrible people. But I guess this is moreso hell for robots, huh? Once you belong here, you don't leave.

>>34635919
Some of us literally don't know how to talk to women, especially in that sort of setting where approaching them is an automatic indication of interest and sexual intent.

>>34636064
Sounds like a good night. My best case scenario for tonight is crying at my inability to do this group project solo because my team doesn't bother to do any work or talk in the group chat and the head of the computer science department doesn't reply to emails.

yesterday i was on my way to go home waiting for a bus and i saw the most exquesite thing on my life.
there as a couple talking about some shit but i was not paying attention suddently the guy says something to the girl and the girl was running to get something with the most beautiful smile and biting her lower lip.
i died a little inside. i tought that shit just happened in stories but in reality everyone is or was happy in a romantic relationship, everyone but me.
how do i cope with this?

>>34634378
Holy shit it's literally me

>>34637171
>the head of the computer science department doesn't reply to emails.
yes, because "develop your social skills" meme

>>34637255
He's just notorious for not responding to anybody. I have friends who have him as their personal tutor and he's bailed on 4 out of the 6 mandatory tutor meetings that he was supposed to be at.

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>too retarded to do dream degree
>went on "sure money in the future" degree
>hate it so much
>can learn it but don't feel it
>every new day burning out me
>slowly losing interest in hobbies
>stopped to showing any positive feelings, just having for the whole time this strange feeling like I lost my life
>no gf or I should say too social autistic to ask out one girl that is my friend
>exam on Monday, didn't learn anything

I just want cute mom gf and do degree in programming + UX design. Unfortunately both of this things will never happen

>tfw haven't found fun in uni yet
>Oh anon, sure, just go to these events and do this!
>never follow through

>>34637246
Feel like it's a lot of us. Just felt like venting on r9k to little avail.

The feel when the student association's president called you an absolute psycho, but you now attend the college. This is quite ironic.

>>34637309
I find that when I enter a period of depression I normally lose interest in the things I used to enjoy. I barely read fiction, play my instruments or work out anymore. I just sleep away most of the day, smoke weed and shitpost on 4chan. The only solace I can take from this is the knowledge that I'm good at the things I like and this period will end eventually.

>tfw third year and I'm having first year syndrome
LOL

I understand there are a lot of CompSci majors here, so just thought I'd share what may or may not be some insightful information (likely the latter).

If you're in CompSci and you aren't extremely interested/naturally gifted in the field OR attractive/normal/sociable/well-adjusted, you are fucked.

CompSci is being gentrified and your kind are being systematically eliminated from it. Assuming it's not too late, switch into something related (Stats, CompEng, etc.) and pray you can save yourself before it's too late.

This PSA has been brought to you by anon, and it's definitely not just me projecting my dwindling post-graduation career prospects.

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>>34615236
>tfw I don't even bother to celebrate birthdays anymore because I know no one will come

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>>34637309
I feel you bro, I am going deeper and deeper into college only to not disappoint my parents.

Also you gf mom is the best. Unironically makes me cry

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>>34637472
All I could think about it this.
I'm sorry if it doesn't help with your feels, fuck you.

>>34637472
I don't have birthday parties either. I usually just save money to buy lots of shit. The family comes by to celebrate with me, but that's about all.

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>>34637545
>I'm sorry if it doesn't help with your feels, fuck you.
It's fine anon after so many years I've accepted it at this point

>>34637594
If it makes you feel any better, the last time I've had something that resembled a party was my 10th birthday.
My family doesn't do parties much, the last one that we threw was when my sister graduated and went to college.
>tfw I also graduated and went to college, but there was no party for me

>>34637472
I bought all my flatmates gifts for their birthdays last year. We were pretty close but I didn't tell them when mine was. They all have me on normiebook so they could have seen, I even hinted to a close friend that I was going home briefly for my birthday a week or so before. Needless to say nobody remembered, I got nothing and life went on. I'm not really bitter about it since I don't like being the centre of attention but it does make you think about who your friends are.

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>>34637309
EVEN YOUR KIND IRISH GF PREFERED CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BsHBFRi1I

I never thought my inability to do math without a calculator, my tendency to hold up my left hand and say right or vise versa, or my inability to recognize people based on their faces alone was related. I've recently been informed is such a thing as a form of dyslexia related to math. Nothing for certain yet, but my life may get easier. For now, the tutoring class is letting me use a calculator. I just thought I was mathematically retarded the past 24 years of my life.

>>34637804
>inability to do math without a calculator
Hm, that feels
>my tendency to hold up my left hand and say right or vise versa
wait wh
>my inability to recognize people based on their faces alone
are you me

>I've recently been informed is such a thing as a form of dyslexia related to math

Are we only talking arithmetic here? If so, holy shit, I always thought I was just plain dumb, but apparently I'm *advanced* dumb.

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>>34614609
>taking japanese for foreign language part of my degree
>in second year of it
>well ahead of most people in the class
>100 on every quiz and homework assignment so far
>test yesterday
>expecting to ace it
>teacher hands me the test
>I completely forget everything
>anxiety kicks in
>can't even do basic sentences all of a sudden
>turn in my test with a shit ton of answers I know are wrong
>get outside and suddenly remember everything
WHY AM I LIKE THIS

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>>34637804
>inability to do math without a calculator, my tendency to hold up my left hand and say right or vise versa, or my inability to recognize people based on their faces alone was related. I've recently been informed is such a thing as a form of dyslexia related to math
Is this real? I literally do all this shit and I failed out of my cs degree because of math despite passing everything else with A's

who /oxford/ here? how robot-friendly is it?

>>34637656
my parents are the only family I have and they sometimes forgot what day my birthday is on

>>34637856
Yeah, arithmetic. They said I seem to have an issue "transcribing" numbers. I write down the wrong numbers if I'm doing math. I can read just fine. I understand the steps, but I write down the wrong numbers. I can't even do square roots because while I understand what a square root is, I can't come up with the answer. I had awesome ACT scores except for math in which I made a 16 so I'm set to take remedial courses in college next semester. They've been watching me in tutoring, and said I may have something called 'dyscalculia'? I've always just been told I'm not trying hard enough so it blows my mind. When I use a calculator, I fly through it, even the algebra, so they are now wondering if maybe I have a disability.

>>34637877
Have you tried anything to relieve test-anxiety?

>>34637804
>>34637856
>>34637922
Presumably, he is talking about dyscalculia, which is math-equivalent of dyslexia. Dyscalculia in of itself is vague, but common causes of it generally involve deficiencies in the visual-spatial reasoning abilities

>>34638080
>generally involve deficiencies in the visual-spatial reasoning abilities

So hold the fuck up, broski, you telling me that my abysmal sense of orientation, mixing up left and right and reading numbers wrong all the fucking time has a single reason, which is being literally retarded?

Jesus Christ and I thought maybe I could still contribute something to the gene pool. Clearly, I was wrong.

>>34637922
It's supposedly real. They started asking me these questions and I answered yes to all of them. They mentioned this form of dyslexia I had never heard of before. I failed all my math courses in high school, but was always told I wasn't trying. I even had a teacher throw my textbook at me in Algebra 1 back in high school because he thought I was fucking with him.

>>34638111
No, you can contribute to society so long as they let you use a calculator.
>>34638080
This was the name they mentioned, yes. In my case, I seem to be retarded when it comes to transcribing numbers.

>>34614609
> tfw rejected from literally every internship available
Give me one reason not to kill myself.

Also any /warwick/ here? I am tired of this normie shithole.

>>34638064
>Have you tried anything to relieve test-anxiety?
Like what?

>>34637877
It's your subconscious mind telling you to stop being a filthy weeb and get a real degree.

>>34638111
Checked, my man.

Those are probably related then, yeah, but I'm not a doctor or anything. You might want to bring it up with someone at your school, get evaluated and/or diagnosed and maybe get a bit of leeway with some of your work.

>>34637877
>taking japanese
Fellow weeb?

I enrolled in community college 8 years ago expecting nothing with no goals either. Just started taking classes randomly and I met a girl who I just became infatuated with. Everything about her from her looks, personalty, voice, interests, all stuck with me. I found out her name during class, looked her up, listened in on conversations, pretty much learned her entire life second hand and through social media stalking. Not a day went by for 8 years where I didn't not think about her as I eventually followed her life through Facebook, watching her relationships and achievements. As soon as she transferred to a university, I dropped out so I had never completed a degree. I watched her career progress and anticipate the trajectory so I self studied and racked up certificates and all sorts of knowledge. I literally applied to every single one of the 60+ job openings at a specific company, regardless of type or pay. I'm sure HR thought I was fucking mad but I got a callback and interview nonetheless, eventually getting hired. As soon as she applied for and got hired last month, I was already working here for a year. I'm in a supervisory position to her but when she introduced herself to me and pretty much confirmed she didn't remember me at all I think my devastation showed.

I don't know what to do next from here. I'm thankful that she took me on this journey since I never would have imagined that I'd be earning $90,000 without a degree. There's so much I want to ask about the pieces of information she doesn't fully provide on Facebook and I want to eventually try to offer her money for sex and think that she's easily worth at least $12,000.

>>34637434
>attractive/normal/sociable/well-adjusted
I'm a normal looking sperg

Should i just switch to statistics or something lmao

>started working at 16
>never stopped
>jobs have ranged from entry to midrange earning between $16-$28/hr
>12 years later now considering the college meme

Please help