knit a cock sweater for you and then you can have an experience

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>>34614833
PLEASE tell me you have the sauce. I'm rock fucking hard rn.

>>34615050
nikka u gay

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>>34614833
>that cock
>that hand
>that fingering

>>34614833
I want to sit on this

I HAVE PHIMOSIS PLS HELP.

>>34615225
>I HAVE PHIMOSIS PLS HELP.
I have a special ointment for that

>>34615225
ME TOO

LIFE IS SUFFERING

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>>34615225
>tfw phimosis and you literally never washed under your foreskin because you can't put it down

>>34615234
>>34615245
>notice the white shit on my dick as a teenager
>cleaned it since it smelled

How hard is it to just step in the shower and clean it?

>>34615308
I clean what I can, doesn't always help though

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>>34615225
pic related, my dick. I tried practicing by pulling my skin to stretch but i managed to pulled it all the way back to where its "Supposed" to be. Now its so tight that i cant pull it forward again as if though i had phimosis.

Whenever i get erect it squeezes my dick ring below my head and it hurts.

Gonna go to the clinic tomorrow.

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>>34615494
Lmao uncutkeks.

>>34615225
me too mang, feels reealy bad man...

>>34615286
If you havnt gotten an infection you are clean. What you can do is open the skin a bit and pour water inside. Then grab your head and sqeeze until all the water comes out.

>>34614833
Until regenerative medicine allows you to grow it back

http://www.foregen.org/

>>34615494
That happens to me sometimes but you can always get it back up there, at least wait until youre flaccid

>>34615629
Yeah fat fucking chance of ever making it past the waiting list.

>>34614833
this makes me want to kill myself.


our parents decided to make us inferior day one of our fucking lives.

>>34614833
I'm uncut and don't have nearly enough foreskin to do what he's doing

>sucking a child's penis is illegal
>unless you're a jew in which case you can cut off part of their penis and suck the blood dry

My dad is circumcised but he's not a jew and it wasn't for religious reasons.

What's the deal?

>>34615880
It used to be pushed for "health" reasons in North America. Lots of Christians get it done too for symbolic value.

>>34615817
maybe youre not masturbating enough, i can do it easy

>>34615899
No they don't. When Jesus died the requirement for circumcision was broken.

Any christian that actually knows what the fuck they believe in is vehemently against it.

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I love my foreskin <3

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Americans will never have this.

How can I get veins like that. I'm already pretty fit but my cock is not

>>34615225
>PHIMOSIS
Same here. Fml senpai

It fills me with such an inhuman murderous rage I can't even begin to describe it. I've settled on just killing myself on monday and making sure my parents know it was entirely their fault.

Going the route of a 3" slug so I hope it's just like flipping a switch. Wish me luck friends, I hope it's quick for any of you faggots that follow my lead. None of us deserve this.

>>34616008
How's Keith?

>>34616026
>tfw americut
>tfw disturbed but intrigued by foreskin fingering
>not sure if I should be upset or not

>>34616202
Your brain won't have time to register what just happened before you die because of how slow the signals travel. You won't feel a thing, I hope that comforts you. Bye faggot, I'll probably be seeing you soon.

>>34616026
We do though, the only ones who still circumcise are backwater retarded rednecks from bumfuck nowhere. Practically nobody in the cities get cut, the west coast rate is only about 10% now because of jews.

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>>34616202
>when you kill yourself over a piece of skin

>>34616269
>implying there is anything after this

>>34616351
A piece of skin that's responsible for 3/4 of your sexual pleasure. I'd be mad too.

>>34616359
I was being metaphorical faggot. I don't expect there to be something after this.

>>34616245
Its fun and feels great but its not something I'd do all the time, definitely an awesome feel though to rub your fingers around your moist penis head and have it blanketed by a soft foreskin that also picks up the sensations.

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>>34616381
Maybe since I don't really care about sex I don't care that I'm cut. Blowjobs still literally suck the life out of me though

>take hippocratic oath
>cut off the tip of a baby's dick to harvest the fibroblasts for skin cream so the hospital can make more money
>media normalizes it
thanks kelloggs

>>34616514
dont you dare talk shit on kelloggs

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>my foreskin is too tight to put a finger in it

>>34616540
Kelloggs is objectively a fucking shit brand and Kellogg himself was a batshit evil sadistic fuck and is burning in hell with his stupid bland shit cereal right now if there is one.

>>34615286
Must smell like shit

>>34616604
I honestly hope hell is real at this point even though I'd probably go there.

>>34616604
shit i was just memeing what the fuck is wrong with kellogs i jsut remembered that it is cereal

>>34616658
He made his retarded bland cereal because he thought people wouldn't want to play with their genitals as much if they ate it. And the cereal is still bland and tasteless to this day.

His entire life can be summarized as him hating sex and wanting little children to suffer as much as possible. We could very well also be pouring acid on little girls right now but he never got that to catch on.

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>>34614833
LMAOing at the cutfags, how do you people live with your chafed dicks? You literally got cucked out of pleasure by your cunt mothers.

>>34616712
It's not right to laugh at them. If they cut up their dicks of their own accord then fuck it, make fun of them all you want but it was a decision made for them without their consent that they now have to deal with until they die.

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>>34616761
Can you imagine seeing them as tiny babies, strapped down so they can't escape as their mother watches on while the doctors slices of pieces of their most sensitive flesh without anaesthetic before she goes home to post on facebook about it for everyone to see? Fucking kek.

>>34616710
what the fuck am i reading
>you will never be insane selling cereal

foregen existing is one of the few reasons i haven't eaten lead

I know it's probably not going to pan out, but I can dream

>>34616865
would that even help?
the nerves in your penis are already dead

Cutfags should surrender their boypussies to their uncut masters.

>>34615286
I used to have phimosis but I finally pulled it back one day and there was a solid layer of smegma. I peeled it off my dick and it was all shriveled and sensitive underneath. I took a bite of it and chewed it a little and it dissolved into a paste after a while of chewing.

>>34616903
Literally the idea is to grow new foreskin/nerves and attach them. The idea is solid but it's probably 20 years too early.

>>34616936
You nasty motherfucker.

>>34616932
If only it were easier to find uncut, fit, gay guys in the south

>>34616303
I live in the city part of Florida and my mom had me snipped.

Ironically, my Dad who grew up around rednecks told my mom not to cut my brother.

>>34616026
>tfw uncircumcised by my foreskin naturally pulls back further than this

>>34616951
>penis dead from a life without foreskin
>attach a new one
>penis still dead
or do you regain sensitivity?

>>34617041
>do you regain sensitivity?

Some but not as much as you would have originally had. The main "operation" I know is using the skin of the penis to stretch it to cover the glans anew, that skin won't magically become more sensitive or erogenous but the glans does regain some sensitivity by being shielded.

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>>34616936
nigga what the fuck. I've sniffed my smegma but I wouldn't ever eat the fucking stuff. Fuck.

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>>34614833
>tfw that dick webm made me gay
I wanna suck it

>>34617124
>tfw eat fingernails, eye boogers, real boogers and slurp up mucus
Thank g*d I'm cut.

>>34615528
>lmao never experiencing real orgasm keks

>mutilated jew faggot

>>34617039
Same. I have to basically hold it there or it pulls back below the head when I'm erect.

>>34617083
>all of this because some assholes hundreds of year ago were against masturbation and fathers wanted their sons wang to look like them
i truly feel sorry for you guys

>>34617041
Regeneration involves taking a stem cell culture from the patient and programming them to grow into what is needed. If a foreskin can successfully be grown from their own cells, nerve endings and all, it just needs to be attached to the dorsal nerve to have full feeling.

This is assuming the brain is still capable of properly interpreting these signals considering the foreskin was never fully developed and has been gone for at least 18 years. From my understanding people who have had basic skin regenerated say it feels different or "alien". I don't know if that would change over time as the cells get replaced but I guess we'll see.

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>>34614833
Nothing is hotter than a cut cock with colour difference, looks like a multiflavored ice-cream

>>34616799
She says that like circumcision isn't a choice but a requirement for all boys. Piece of shit mother.

>>34617160
You seem like a real faggot.

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I'm going to have all of my children circumcised.

Pic related.

>>34614833
POST YOUR SMEGMA COVERED COCKS, CUTFAGS. I AM SCARED TO SEARCH IT UP SO I'M TRUSTING YOU FAGGOTS TO SHOW ME!

>>34617365
>it's a muh religion/culture type of argument

honestly I can't tell if it's b8

>>34617083
That's different from what foregen is trying to do.

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>>34617213
>hundreds of year ago

Actually no, circumcision in the modern world is pretty recent. From Saint-Paul onward Christians weren't required to circumcise anymore and it was non-existent in Europe until the early XXth century. Many before called it barbaric and it was singular to jews and muslims. It was brits who revived it because they thought it would lessen sexual urges (sin) and lessen the risk of STDs.

The "I want my son to look like me" I honestly can't say if it's a troll or a type of emotional shielding men do to dismiss the fact that their parents willingly mutilated them without their consent.

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>>34617365
wat

Origamiarmy

>>34617365
this is fucking next level stupidity.

>MY KID WILL BE CIRCUMCISED TO DEMONSTRATE THAT I AM THE RULER OF THIS PERSON UNTILL HE IS 18 YEARS OF AGE.

>>34617218
I dont know if you meant this but thanks.

>>34617365
That guy needs to kill himself and/or never breed. He's the reason you should have to get a license to have a kid. You're creating a new INDIVIDUAL not a fucking mini-me you sanctimonious sack of shit.

>If he hates it when he grows up
>But ill raise a MAN
What does this even mean? "Thanks pop for depriving me of nerve endings because of some tard-tier "tradition" that started when people still thought the earth was flat."

>>34617586
Bible actually said the earth was spherical desu

>>34617900
Nobody said anything about the Bible.

>>34617918
Jews started it thoe my dude somehow not original

>>34617365
>I really don't value people's opinions
I think this is one of the most evil things someone can say. Think about it.

also it's highly ironic that he appeals to religion, culture and tradition despite saying this.

>>34614833

>you will never possess a dick this majestic

Why even live?

>>34615225
I had it in my teens and fixed it with furious masturbation multiple times a day. Olive oil helps.

>>34616026
Irony being that he was actually American

But yeah, thank god most of the cocks in Aus are uncut

>>34615880
It was a meme in the 50s to stop kids from masturbating. Then there was the meme that it was more "hygienic". Now they do it just cause

>>34615225
Coconut oil with granulated sugar mixed in. Trust me.

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>>34616712
Sh-shut up anon I didn't ask for this

>>34616028
How often are you doing cock push ups?

>>34617991
Egyptians started it, jews copied it. Also it was how the egyptians measured military victories, they'd cut off the uncircumcised penises (hands or feet could be of male or female, wouldn't represent the warriors on the field) of their enemies to see how many they had killed.

>>34614923

It won't have the nerve endings. Foreskin is living tissue with lots of sensory nerve tissue...once it's gone it's gone.

>>34619085
don't worry man, I heard american chicks like their men to be mutilated and deprived of pleasure at birth!

>>34615494

You have paraphimosis. This can become a medical emergency because it can inhibit your circulation.

You could perhaps try putting some ice on it and gently pushing the glans back down. Don't force it extremely hard, but firmly. This should help it get back into position.

>Gonna go to the clinic tomorrow.

If you can't fix it yourself then don't let them talk you into getting mutilated. The nerve endings in the foreskin's ridged mucosa, not those in the glans, are the ones that give the best sensations.

They can fix it by pushing it back into position after icing it, or at worse they would have to make a small cut in it. They don't need to hack off the whole foreskin.

But you might be able to fix it yourself.

>>34615494
Dude, get your finger nails under there and roll it outwards and down, then roll 'er back up. I have the same problem, some how it hasn't royally fucked me but I've freaked out several times.

>>34620290
A-at least i can last longer in bed! R-right??
Just end my life senpai

>>34620296

Also if you can't fix it yourself, you need to keep a really close eye on it because if it starts cutting off your circulation that can severely damage your penis.

If it's not so tight that it's cutting off your circulation, then at least in theory it should actually not be that hard to get the foreskin back into position.

>>34616351

The foreskin is not a piece of skin. It's complex, muscular, highly specialized muco-cutaneous tissue. Only part of it is skin (the outer part).

>>34615494

Anon write back with an update...you shouldn't leave this till tomorrow. It looks really tight and like it could be cutting off the bloodflow.

If you can't fix it yourself you should seriously consider going to the ER, and being very clear that you don't want them to circumcise you but you just need them to fix the paraphimosis.

You have the right to refuse radical treatments like circumcision--and the very worst they might have to do is cut it a little bit to release the tension, but even that is unlikely--they'll probably be able to straighten it out manually.

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>>34616658

In addition to advocating male circumcision, female circumcision, and burning kid's genitals with acid, he also used to sew boy's dicks shut with metal wires as punishment for masturbating, so that every time they would get an erection it would cause pain. It's called penile infibulation.

>[There is] a method of treatment [to prevent masturbation] ... and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection.

>The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close.

>It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/19924

The guy was a fucking maniac and should never have become a doctor.

>>34615225

they make devices that can help with that, i heard of one called the novoglan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWFpbqkHgAg

>>34617433
>It was brits who revived it because they thought it would lessen sexual urges
Why are Brits historically and modernly the most repressed motherfuckers in the planet?

Is it something in the water?

>>34620732
Were people back then just okay with that shit?

>>34621168

It's not just Anglos. Many Jewish scholars have also said that the purpose of male circumcision in Judaism is to cause pain to the penis and to lessen sexual pleasure for both the male and his partner.

>Similarly with regard to circumcision, one of the reasons for it is, in my opinion, the wish to bring about a decrease in sexual intercourse and a weakening of the organ in question, so that this activity be diminished and the organ be in as quiet a state as possible. It has been thought that circumcision perfects what is defective congenitally. This gave the possibility to everyone to raise an objection and to say: How can natural things be defective so that they need to be perfected from outside, all the more because we know how useful the foreskin is for that member? In fact this commandment has not been prescribed with a view to perfecting what is defective congenitally, but to perfecting what is defective morally. The bodily pain caused to that member is the real purpose of circumcision. None of the activities necessary for the preservation of the individual is harmed thereby, nor is procreation rendered impossible, but violent concupiscence and lust that goes beyond what is needed are diminished. The fact that circumcision weakens the faculty of sexual excitement and sometimes perhaps diminishes the pleasure is indubitable. For if at birth this member has been made to bleed and has had its covering taken away from it, it must indubitably be weakened. The Sages, may their memory be blessed, have explicitly stated: It is hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him. In my opinion this is the strongest of the reasons for circumcision.

http://www.cirp.org/library/cultural/maimonides/

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>>34621197

A lot of them were, yeah. There have been tons of other doctors who advocated stuff like that, because they believed masturbation and sexual pleasure were evil and unhealthy.

http://www.noharmm.org/docswords.htm

But there were dissenting voices too, like Elizabeth Blackwell.

>>34620732
I knew Kellog was a prude that hated sex, but jesus christ that man was mentally unstable. Can't believe bible thumper parents let him do this shit to their kids. Do they not understand that sex is what makes "god's" children when they find their "life partner"?

I understand forbiding promiscuity, but this is fucking insane.

>>34616799
I want to smack her in the back of the head with a shovel. She does not deserve to raise anything; human or animal.

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>>34614833
it hurts

i want it so bad anon, why did my parents have to fall for jew memes

At least I'm a faggot and my bf has a foreskin. I can play with his and just get pleasure from my prostrate

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>>34617433
>skyrockets around the 30s, levels off after the 50s
Gee I wonder who is behind this

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>tfw you can always reflect your mother's "I raised you" card with a "you let the jew's mutilate me"

Doesn't make up for getting jew'd, but at least it's something.

>>34614833
You all know that you can sue your doctor for circumcising you right? It's a human rights violation because it was done without your consent. (don't tell me why it isn't illegal if you can sue them that's just how it is. If you don't believe me look it up.) I'll be suing my doctor as soon as I get the chance.

>>34621784

The statute of limitations might make that difficult. You should talk to a lawyer about it sooner rather than later...unfortunately it may already be too late.

>>34621824
As soon as you're 18 you can sue them.

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G...guys...

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/restrict-medical-circumcision-last-resort-practice-and-make-laws-respecting-human-rights-children

>>34621784
>>34621824
>>34621866
>In addition, there is a growing body of law to suggest that if you have been circumcised without your consent (that is, even if your parents consented for you as a child), you can sue the doctor when you reach 18 years of age. The laws here vary as well, but many states allow a six month to two year window from your 18th birthday to initiate litigation for any violations you suffer as a child. If you had a circumcision performed on you for non-medical reasons, then it may qualify as a personal injury, regardless of parental consent. This is especially true if you've suffered any physical, sexual or psychological problems resulting from your circumcision. Time is of the essence for this type of litigation, so you should contact a personal injury lawyer immediately.

>>34616026
Americut here, hella jealous

also twinks in long socks are my fetish

>>34621784
I think if I tried to sue my doctor over that my family would make fun of me. How much money can you even get out of it? How much time and money does it cost to sue them?

>>34621888
Unfortunately the doctor that did it to me is in California and I'm in Oregon and Don't have a job (Turning 19 soon)

>>34616381
I'm mad but its not worth killing yourself over.
You have the rest of your penis.
You have the rest of your body.
You have the internet.
That's pretty damn good, you've got a lot to live for. Think of all that you will miss out on if you off yourself.

>>34616447
Are bjs good for fellow cutfags?

>>34621951

Maybe you could get a lawyer to take the case on a contingency basis, so you wouldn't have to pay them anything until and unless you win.

I'm not sure if they'll take your case (every case is different) but there is actually a law firm in California that specializes in circumcision-related lawsuits. You might want to contact them.

http://www.arclaw.org/

>>34617039
>>34617190
It's because you have masculine benises

>>34621941
You can get thousands man. Also fuck your family, ask them why they were so obsessed with the way your genitals looked like and how inhumane it is to strap a defenseless infant to a restraining device and cutting a part of it's body off with no anesthesia, and mention that you could've DIED (look up circumcision deaths) They should be ashamed they did that to you. I hate my parents for ding that to me and even joking about it. They're going in a retirement home as soon as I become independent.

>>34622010

Even if they did use anesthesia (some circumcisers do, some don't), it's still brutal and would still be painful after the anesthesia wore off.

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>>34614833
feels good des

trust me, I'd know.

>>34621981
Can you please give me a run down and an estimate cost if i were to go through suing them?

>>34622031
Even with anesthesia it still hurts because they shove a needle into the child (also there have been studies showing that babies feel pain far more than adults do)

>>34622041

You would need to contact the lawyer and ask them. Why not just email ARCLAW and tell them you want to talk about it?

>>34622070

Good points.

>>34622031
My parents lied to my face and told me when I brought it up they said they used anesthesia and that it was a topical that they rubbed on (I looked into it and their is no topical) They didn't use any. I also apologize for being really stressed out, I noticed it really affected my spelling. I just moved to Oregon recently and know absolutely no one. It's no different than California because I never really found anyone that I actually like being around since most people I meet are completely retarded.

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>>34614833
I can't imagine what masturbation would feel like if I couldn't roll my foreskin over the head of my benis.
vid relate: is me

>>34622171
That looks tight though

>>34622098
Also, thank you. I'll be sure to see what I can do with ARCLAW.

>>34622171
I was circumcised but I can still pull some skin over my peep like that too. Did i just luck out?

>>34622168

Some doctors do use anesthetic though. The topical cream commonly used during circumcision is EMLA. Some doctors use that alone, some use it in combination with an injected anesthetic, and some use no anesthetic at all.

The way I see it though, in the grand scheme of things, whether anesthesia was or was not used is of lesser concern than the fact that you had primary erogenous tissue hacked off you without consent or medical need. This is not meant to downplay any pain you went through (and as I said before, there certainly would have been pain, even if anesthesia was used--and it may indeed not have been--I didn't really understand whether you looked into whether your particular doctor used it or not. Either way though what was done to you was abominable and I am sorry to hear it happened).

Additionally, the doctors may not have even told your parents about the functions and highly specialized innervation of the foreskin. But papers discussing that had been published in mainstream medical journals even back then (Such as Taylor et al's paper "The prepuce: Specialized mucosa of the penis and its loss to circumcision", which was published in the British Journal of Urology back in early '96.

>>34622235
It hasn't caused me any problems, also it's not like I use my benis if you know what I mean~

>>34622171
that's a cute cock...you should post butt tho

>>34622039
Impressive but still trim your fucking fingernails

>>34622260

You were circumcised "loosely", meaning you didn't have as much tissue sliced off as guys who were circumcised more "tightly".

Doctors seem to be tending to do looser circumcisions more recently than in the past, but this is still causing problems. And some parents are "disappointed" because they think tight circumcisions look better, so they are taking their kids to get circumcised two, sometimes even three times to get it absolutely tight.

http://www.thewholenetwork.org/twn-news/my-son-needs-to-be-re-circumcised

Historically doctors recommended extremely tight circumcisions to impede masturbation as much as possible. But this can and did lead to all sorts of problems like extremely painful erections, almost complete loss of sexual pleasure, and problems such as pain and bleeding during masturbation. Of course, that was what they wanted, so these weren't "side effects" of "botched circumcisions", so much as the intended result.

>>34622240

You're welcome. Good luck, man.

>>34622336
what's impressive?

Also I do regularly, they aren't even that long in that pic..

>>34622404
>two, sometimes 3 times
Jesus fucking christ that's horrifying. And I thought I had it bad enough as is. Those guys must have the worst lives.

>>34622404
I hear If i live in a completely different state i can't sue them. I'd need to be in California since the doctor is in California. Or is that wrong? I'm sorry I'm extremely stressed out so I can't really think straight at the moment and look, my mind is going a million miles an hour.

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>>34622323
>you have been muted for 2 seconds
tfw you thought you were on b and not r9k

>>34622483
Ummf, I knew asking was a good idea. Got a kik? or throaway or somehin? you're pretty yummy

>>34622483
how many dicks have you had up your boibussy

>>34614833
Fuck forskin I would kill just to have a dick big enough that I could hold the base with a full grip.

>>34622470

Deep breaths, bro. Maybe get some water or some tea (if you aren't sensitive to caffeine).

As far as whether or not you can sue, contact ARCLAW and ask them about it. They should be able to tell you what your options are much better than any of us here (or pretty much anywhere else) could.

>>34622497
Never used kik or stuff like that but I do have an xhamster xhamster.com/user/carpaltunnelsyndrome
>>34622498
A very rude question to ask a girl(male)

>>34622619
Ah that's a shame, still, will definitely be fapping t your xhamster, so thanks. If ya end up getting kik or something then let me know :p

>>34622560
I'd really like to thank you, and ok.

>>34622650
hehe thank you. It makes me feel gooey inside thinking of an anon touching his benis to pics of my benis.

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>tfw most hated person on local yikyak
Fuck normies

>>34622848
I'd be making ya feel even gooier inside if I was in the UK, cutie

>>34621873

Fellas come on. This could get big.

Stay strong cutlets, stay strong ;_;

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>>34617215
>brain is still capable of properly interpreting these signals

This is what fascinates me about the Foregen procedure. What if the brain doesn't recognize them? What would it interpret it as? Pain? Erogenous overload? Some entirely new feeling altogether?

>>34620582
Went to work with my dick like this. And now im back. I did feel some discomfort because my pants sometimes pressed against my head and it hurt slightly. It also feels weird.

This no flow circulation only happens when im erect and thats when it hurts but not when im flaccid. It feels normal.

>>34620582
Can they just make a slight incision on the top of the skin to make it get lose? I would prefer that than cutting off all of my skin.

>>34615225
lol I fixed that when I was 12

>>34625020
Theres no fixing anything. On some people like us, its permanent, while on others like you, it fixes itself eventually when youre still young.

>>34625060
My doctor/mum told me to pull it back in the shower. Soon after I started masturbating.

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>>34622404
THAT'S WHY MY DICKS CURVED TO THE SIDE.
ALL BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN CIRCUMCISION.

I feel like I can't love my mom because of this. I'm horribly insecure about my ugly dick and I feel like I can't talk to anyone about it. This is a fate I wouldn't wish upon anyone, and my mom bestowed it upon me when I couldn't even talk. I've talked to her about it and she doesn't even seem remorseful, she just says that "cut dicks look less gross" and that I should thank her for doing it when I was too young to feel pain.

>>34624392

Yes, they can. But even that might not be necessary.

Do not let them circumcise you. It's not necessary and if they tell you it is, they're wrong. Tell them no. They CAN help you without circumcising you.

>>34625060

You can fix phimosis through gentle dilation over time, especially with the aid of an anti-inflammatory cream.

Phimosis doesn't need circumcision to fix. Even in extreme cases, they can fix it with preputioplasty.

>>34625656
My dick is curved to the right and im not circumcised. Im also this guy with the phimosis.>>34624298 >>34624392 >>34615494

>>34620582
Scratch that, i fixed it. I got a small pot and pour some warm water in it with sanitizing soap. I dipped my dick in it, got it nice and warm and i managed to fix it. Now im back to regular phimosis.

Im thinking i should continue this method until it losens up or use a modified plastic c clamp from amazon to stretch the skin more..
>https://www.amazon.com/GRIPPICLAMP-Quick-release-Plastic-C-clamp-Bending/dp/B001CWFDXY/

>>34624392
>>34625712

Also, did you try fixing it yourself by icing it and then trying to push the glans back down?

I would not go to sleep in this state if I were you. You might wake up with a minor issue having turned into a very serious one. It's just not a risk I would want to take.

>>34625749

>Scratch that, i fixed it. I got a small pot and pour some warm water in it with sanitizing soap. I dipped my dick in it, got it nice and warm and i managed to fix it. Now im back to regular phimosis.

Good to hear that.

>Im thinking i should continue this method until it losens up or use a modified plastic c clamp from amazon to stretch the skin more..

If I were you I would be more inclined to use an approved medical device like the Novoglan instead of an improvised device. It will cost more but it will be safer.

Your penis is the last thing in this world you should ever take austerity measures with.

>>34625809
Maybe ill do all of it, the clamp, the novoglan cream and the stretching. I should get results in a week.

>>34625842

I'm just not sure about the clamp. The Novoglan device (which I believe is sold bundled with the cream) uses a balloon that inflates with air--seems a little more sanitary and gentle than using a tool that isn't really meant for this job.

>>34625896
Well, im going to use a soldering iron to melt these
>https://www.amazon.com/Velishy-Silicone-Eyeglasses-Pieces-Replacement/dp/B01E70A0TY/
On to the clamp fingers. Then stick those in between my skin and use the clamp to stretch it out.

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>tfw regrowing skin on my penis

>>34625656
>she just says that "cut dicks look less gross" and that I should thank her for doing it
Jesus fucking christ, how do you not murder a person after they say something so vile

>>34626113
when I confronted my mother about why I was circumcised, she said it was because it was "cleaner".
yeah fuck my parents. they may have thought it was a good thing to do but it's made our relationship much worse. A shame really

>>34625656

>she just says that "cut dicks look less gross" and that I should thank her for doing it when I was too young to feel pain.

She's mistaken. Babies do feel pain.

http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2015-04-21-babies-feel-pain-adults

On top of that, the foreskin is a male's primary erogenous zone. No other part of the penis (not even the glans) has as highly specialized a pattern of innervation as the foreskin. The ridged band and the frenular delta are particularly erogenous and they get either damaged or totally ablated in circumcision.

Daily reminder that circumcision is trauma caused mind control.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682ttp://www.circumcision.org/brain.htm
Plus jews did circumcision for their slaves, so congrats you are marked jew property as well.
And no, it does not protect from STDs like the meme goes, not that you'd get any for obvious reasons.

>>34615494
I was going to make fun of you but that looks horrifying.
Please fix your penis without circumcision if possible.
Stretch it out safely until it is loose before attempting to roll it back.
I feel so sorry for you.

Your penis will be in my thoughts and prayers tonight.

>>34620246
Would stem cells grow my foreskin back ?

>>34627856

Maybe in the future. Foregen is working on something along those lines but the technology is not there yet.

>>34625656
this post really just reminds me of how truly abhorrent circumcision is. I'm so fucking mad at parents who do that to their kids and Im not even cut.

>>34628602

If you want to get really mad take a look at this.

http://www.circumstitions.com/Stitions&refs.html