This girl I know just told me she's never had a boyfriend.

She's fucking with you. She knows you won't ask her out, and if you do she'd reject you.

If you didn't decide to ask now then you're an idiot you probably lost your chance, but yeah that was your cue

>>34614556
Ask her out. Take this chance that I will never have.
Ask her the fuck out man

>>34614556
Oh my god just do it anyways pussy. It she says no then whatever and if she says yeah then you'll be getting that puh. You never know unless you find out.

She's had a boyfriend. She's just somehow rationalizing to herself that it didn't count.

>>34614556
She's fucking with you so she and all her friends can laugh at you when she rejects you.

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>>34614556
it is too late friendo.
the /r9k/ memes are now deeply imbedded into your consciousness and you will never get rid of it again. this self defeating and self doubting attitude will be forever a part of you. never taking any chances, always being spiteful and anxious, wondering about what could have been.
it happened to me. it happened to most of us. there is no escape.

>>34614816
No it's just called being realistic.

>>34614556

>She was like "what? what makes you think that?"

She wanna know what you think of her. May or may not be a cue.

But the fact that she's interested of what you think of her is somewhat a cue, right?

>>34614847

Realistic is acknowledging both positive and negative possible outcomes. Not just the latter.

>>34614850
No, cues are fucking obvious. Have you ever seen how a girl acts around a hot guy? That shit is not subtle at all.

>>34614884
If you are as unattractive as most of us, only the latter exists.

>>34614847
yes, that is what I keep telling myself to justify my lonely, sorrowful excuse of an existence too.

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>>34614556
Ask her out bro! I'm in my late twenties and so far I've had at least 2-3 secret crushes from high school tell me "you know I always thought you were cute". Trust me, this is ten years later and while I usually respond with "haha, that's funny, I've quite liked you, too" inside I'm burning with rage.

If I had a time machine I would go back to my younger me and ask myself to stop being a pussy and maybe lose my virginity before the age of 23. I can't do that, so I'll tell you.

DO
IT
FAGET

In the worst case you just get rejected. You can just come back here and screech about how mean and dumb and useless and slutty women are.

Also get outta here, you might end up believing what bitter robots tell you.

>>34614960
>Chad advice
Top fucking kek

Fucking ask her out. I expect results

>>34615039
Yeah, can't wait for the greentext of him getting rejected and laughed at!

>>34615061
Sounds like he might have a chance. No bf before, and surprised when he said she'd turn him down.

Just do it op. If she says yes it'll be the best thing that ever happened to you

>>34615143
And if she says no (and she will) it will be the worst thing that has happened to you.

>>34615177
She could say yes. Stop trying to get him to stay on r9k with us lonely fags, he can ascend getting a taste of the normie life.

>>34615222
No, I'm just trying to spare him getting rejected and laughed at. And OP isnt even in this thread anyway.

Bro you missed your chance to be smooth af. Should have gone in for the kill:

>let me put it like this, want to go out tomorrow night, say 7:00 PM?

If you had the killer instinct you wouldn't have to be posting to 4Chan about it right now.

>>34615307
No, he would just be posting how he got rejected and laughed at.

>>34614556
she likes you but you post 80 points for not taking her like a real man would

>>34615364
Please leave this board Mr. Norman.
original post

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>>34614816
iktf
recently told girl who complained to me about not having bf to look at her uni and not give up
i enjoyed the thought of asking her out for a split second
i know she likes at least a little, but it wouldn't work
i am too far gone

that's what i became, feeding on scrapes of thoughts of happiness
desperately trying to cling to whatever is left of my humanity

>>34614556
>didn't ask her out right after she said that to call her bluff one way or the other
>stopped the discussion to go make a thread on /r9k/ instead

Also get the fuck out for even having the ability to talk with a 9/10.

>>34614885
>All girls act the same

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OP here.

I took your advice and asked her out. She basically said "I don't know you too well, but if you're a really good guy then sure"

So it was basically a conditional "yes", or a tentative "no". Idk. This is her btw

>>34616617
Judging by pic related, she seems to have a rather serious attitude, so I think we can extrapolate she's serious about this, as well.

>>34616617
That's not 9/10, also if it wasn't a total unconditional "yes" then you're hosed. Any date you go on will just be to make you feel better.

Sorry bro.

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>>34616617
Well you arent a good guy it seems. She willdump you immediately once she finds greener pastures. You are pretty much a practice bf

>>34614816
Fuck you fuck you fuck you anon. Why is this so true?

>>34616809
Oh shut up. She's a pretty girl, OP. I hope things work out. If not, at least you took a chance which is better than most of us can say.

>>34616617
So don't fuck it up now boyo

>>34617011
Yep. Most of us dudes just didn't take the risk. OP is a hero for doing so

>>34616617
lel that's below average

>>34614960
Listen to this man op. I'm 23 and only just now getting my life together and attracting girls. Leave this place, leave it forever. Ask the girl out. If she says no don't beat yourself up just keep moving. The people here are ones who never tried or never had a chance in the first place, leave before you waste college like I did.

>>34614556

Ask her.

Either way you'll get fucked, just ride the wave man, you'll live.

>>34617204
>advises others to leave
>is still here
>lol just try again XD
>THESE people never ever tried anything but I did and I'm right and they're objectively wrong
>went to college

This post... I... you win

>>34614847
No, it's called being self-defeating.

>>34614816
I have this same attitude, so many girls that were obviously hitting on me, but I kept thinking about what if they rejected me. I'm trying to change that mindset and take more chances with girls, but I'm so scared

I need advice on what girls do when they're interested. It's not super important to me but I'd give it a go if I had any idea what I was looking for.

>>34616617
>that pic
>objectively 9/10
lmfao! Where do you live OP??!! she's like a 4

>>34616617
Fucking donkey

>>34617321
>Encouraging people to better their lives and not wallow in self pity is wrong
Okay

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>>34616617
Lmao op, why on earth would you call that thing a 9/10?

>>34614816
give me a break. I've had this attitude way before I even discovered there were losers on the internet in a similar situation as I.

r9k has nothing to do with it.

>>34616617

That face is on the lower side of 5/10, she better have fucking mega cow tits, no waist, wide hips, a fat ass and a giant dick for you to call her 9/10

>>34618607
>5/10
She can still get the 8/10 Thad with a 7 inch cock and a ford f 150
Even fat women get 8/10 Thad's.
Shes just going to use you for a free meal.
>if you a good guy an i get to know you
Shes leading you on

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>>34616617
>9/10
Jesus christ lulmao

>>34614909
Then climb up it and jump off the top rung.

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>>34616617
>she is objectively a 9/10

Ask her out moron, don't make huge shit out of it, just go with the flow.

>>34619347
>your butt
>not smellin like straight up fuckin doo doo yo
lol

>>34619513
I'm gonna place a bet on your girl at the grand national

>>34619564
Good luck getting the guy at the ticket window to take you seriously when he finds out how much like doo doo your butt smells