/britfeel/

Just bought two large dominos pizzas lads.

Fucks sake I wish the student discount code I had didn't work still..

I'm going to regret this in the morning.

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join in lads
password is whereisgorilla

>>34615232

It's Dude Where's My Car, tonight, by the way.

Proceeded by some life lessons about women.

>tfw you've watched all the rape fantasy porn on xnxx and motherless and need something new.

Any suggestions? I like the women to be wearing tights or stockings when they get raped.

>>34615185
>Wasn't paying attention so it crashed and burned edition.

Most apt edition; edition?

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>>34615185

Is Elliot Rodger, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>Went for a walk around the town at about 2 in the morning
>Listened to a Travis album
>Went to the station and debated touching the live rail but couldn't get near the platform edge due to fear
>Walked home and got back in about 4
>Went to bed and woke up about 5 in the evening

L-living the dream guys.

>>34615285

>mass shooter
>rich as fuck
>a yank
>threw a hissyfit about not having a girlfriend as opposed to just funposting on britfeel

>>34615285
no, we're more like his friend that is more chill. britfill is too laid back to be elliot

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>>34615305
>Listened to a Travis album

>>34615185
>tfw couldn't go rowing due to bad stream conditions

I hope the weather gets better over the next few days

Warmer mornings would be nice as well

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Post waifus

The robot is still a thing that's quite silly

i wanted to point out that we needed a new thread but im english and thought it would be too impolite

>>34615329
He was born in England to an English dad and loved his time here. He was English
Fuck you

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>>34615506
Posting cause i think this pic is cute


>>34615534
*tuts*

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>>34615506
The robot has its purpose. It just doesn't mesh well with a light discussion thread like /britfeel/

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>>34615506
>tfw no pious Christian gf

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>>34615506
playing the great steam game 'golf with your friends'

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>>34615506
Is this where I post my 'waifu' after a lengthy hiatus

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Just realised I still have Junlad's phone number

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>>34615506
Who is that waifu she's shit

>>34615761
This one is shit too

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>>34615761
alri sexy :^)
>>34615785
send nudes pls.

>>34615785

Delete it, lad. Junlad's basically a gayPappa Lazarou.

>>34615305
>>34615506
>>34615573
>>34615701
>>34615705

What a bunch of pedos

unoriginalkek

I finally got to use a phone at the calk centre. I enjoyed it and I think I'm capable of putting on a decent female voice.
It makes you feel useful and structured conversation allows me to have social interaction with anxiety.

Laser session went well.

I had to escape work for a couple of hours to attending it, said it was a doctors appointment

>>34615785
Just reminded me I still have him on normiebook

How did Yorkshire and Coventry lad get on?

I want an update. Preferably without the forced tranny memeing.

>>34615785
What was he like in bed Anzulad?

Is it true you have a big benis?

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>>34615919
>Anzulad

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>>34615820
Christ-chan isn't underage

>>34615919
Whom

"Yes"

Lads I'm uncomfortable and my back hurts in every seat in my room

What do

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Dog walks into an old west saloon with a bandaged paw and says to the barkeeper
I'm looking for the man who shot mah paw

>it's a weeb posters all decide to dox themselves episode

>>34615960
better post pictures as proofs.

i dont think i'll ever get into anime lads :/

>>34615960
why would you want to be trans if you have a big benis

use it to your advantage lad

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>its a normie prison gays being insufferable episode

>>34616049
Not really bothered about the whole idea any more desu, would be nice to have silky smooth girl skin tho

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>>34616068
>tfw no qt asian wife

>>34616068
Being prison gay isn't exactly what I'd call normal behaviour

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>>34616069
Silky smooth girl skin just like Kay :^)

>>34615249
>Dude Where's My Car
no fucking thanks

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>>34615305
Feel better QT

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>>34616093
>tfw no qt chubby wife

>>34616093
almost knew this feel

fucking kill me please, why life now

My call centre will pay me 7.78/hour after the probation period

Also is it normal to not be paid during lunch break?

>>34616237
>Also is it normal to not be paid during lunch break?
Yes.

Don't acknowledge
Don't respond
it will go away

Just a reminder that I'm a robot friendly drug dealer in the London/Surrey area. The guy I sold to today is very much enjoying my wares so let me know if anyone is interested.

Currently watching Snowpiercer but theres no subtitles so I have no idea what the asian guy is saying.

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>When I saw your photo in the press
>I thought... is she blonde under her dress?
>I thought... I hope they make her take off her dress, for the next one.

>I used to have your picture in the toilet, I wanted you to see my naked body and oil it
>but my mother always used to catch me and spoil it, and I don't even think you, could have given me more... murder.

>Every time I see your picture Myra, I have to call my latest girlfriend and fire her I find a prostitute that looks like you and hire her, oh me oh Myra.

>You better watch out Brady I'm gonna have your lady.

>>34616310
probably something about rice

Why the fuck is azulad back?

What frivolous crap can I buy with 250 quid of wages?

Manga?
Novelties?
A tablet or phone?

>>34616148
>travel 100s of miles to meetup
>being social capable enough to meet up with somebody

yeah i'd consider it normie

>>34616310
Ok half the people in the movie are Asian. Download a better version or stop watching.

>>34616391
I got the gist of what he was saying and he just got shot so unless theres any more I'm ok

>>34616391
>Download a better version
just get some subtitles from online and add them using your media player

>>34616339
he forgot to kill himself.

Can someone help me to commit suicide?

all week I look forward to watching a film Friday night, then it comes around and I cant figure out what to watch.

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>>34616459
If only he was still with us.

>>34616093
It's images like this that make me think I'm just a prison gay

>>34616459
I'll do it. What's in it for me though?

>>34616453
Is it actually him?
Him and his bent little bf shat up and ruined so many threads and then pissed off for months when they stopped getting attention so why the fuck are they back :(

lads how do i tell my family i want to die

>>34615232

>password is whereisgorilla

where?

>>34616488
>>34616477
I have a couple of quids for you. I need someone to go with me to the railroad and help me to jump under the train. Seems to be the best way to end it.

Thinking of going to Manchester PRIDE this year

Sara Alto is performing

>>34616501
Don't, it just fucks everyone up

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>>34616491
improved many threads, added humour and genuine content, gave voice to the repressed and disparaged in /britfeel/...

I think we were pretty good.

>>34616542
Do you ever miss any of the old personalities?

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>>34616501
>constantly make comments like "ok i'll just kill myself"
>actually told them I've considered it
>they don't take me seriously and just laugh it off because nobody ever has taken me seriously

>>34616553
I don't mind gayposting and light flirting but when people meet up and constantly brag about it they are too normie and I don't want to see their posts or brags tbqh

>>34616533
>I have a couple of quids for you
Yeah I'm really going to risk jail time for a couple of quid. I would want every single thing of value you own and every penny you can scrap together, borrow or steal.

>>34616567
I miss /britfeel/ not being so dead

So yeah, I miss all of them

?literally never had a problem with Tilde or the waifufags until I started getting bullied in the movie nights

>>34616553
You're a huge faggot, but some of your posts are amusing. Azulad on the other hand, nothing interesting, a paedophile and a cringy cunt.

Tell him to kill himself

>>34616591
You can take my debt then, in case you want everything.

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>>34616586
that's pretty extreme gay-posting, pretty nice as well.
>>34616608
haha okay i tell everyone to kill themselves anyway :^)

my favourite shitpost is when people gaypost and penispost.

>>34616630
Nah no thanks. Just jump you pussy.

You know what?

Fuck it

I'm going to buy one of those autism wallets
I'm also going to buy 20 quid trainers from SportsDirect
Either plain maroon suee, plain black suede or ones with Airwalk scribbled on the side in neon blue

>>34616607
I liked Tilde, I remember you and him talking about trailing Europe together way back when.
Hell I even kind of miss shout and nigii, at the time I thought they were huge cunts but looking back on it they was at least entertaining.

>?literally never had a problem with Tilde or the waifufags
I can't tell most apart, it seems like nearly all the nice ones have left though. I remember the megumin poster and the undertale ones being alright.

>>34616459
I'll murder you if you're anywhere near
>East Devon
But I bet you're the MK guy

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>>34615506

Can the waifu poster post some night core for a project for a friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_m_9Dh9qTw

>>34616739
Why not just buy a leather wallet?

>>34616693
Do you hate the other waifu posters now or something?

which ones do you hate?

>>34615761
DBS BACK!

Miss you from movie night lad

Two weeks off the booze now lads.

I'm actually starting to enjoy it. The anxiety is gone and I'm sleeping better.

Going to keep going until March 1st but if I really keep feeling this good then I might stay off it for longer.

>>34616750
>nightcore
How can something with such a solid name sound so faggy? It's should be called AnimeWave or something.

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>>34616480
Isn't that a good thing?

original

>>34616743
I would kill for Shout and Nigii back, we need a recruitment drive
But it's ultimately our fault for not making the conversation stimulating enough

>>34616768
I've owned my current plain leather wallet since I was 18, so 7 years, its a bit tatty around the bend and edges

The autism wallets are leather or a similar material

>>34616749
Is Coventry far enough for you?

>>34616778
no
>>34616607
Very unhappy with people being bullied.

>>34616810
Good lad. First few weeks are the hardest. I went from drinking everyday to not drinking at all. Now I have a single pint a week with my granddad and never even think about having another drop.

>>34616825
What makes it an autism wallet? Show me a photo.

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>Know Junlad through 4chan due to shitposting on brit/pol/, /brit/ and /a/ together over some months and then finding out we live like a 10 minute train ride away from each other, add each other on Steam through some K-ON Steam group
>He goes to Japan and gets some things for me while he's there and we meet up for the first time to exchange what he bought
>Meet up a few more times to watch anime and stuff at mine because I have a projector
>Both posting on /britfeel/ getting to know some of the other waifuposters on here
>/britfeel/ Steam group is made, join and chat with other waifuposters
>Decide after a few months to make a Discord group because it's really the same group of 8 or so people in the chat out of a group of like 50 people
>After a while decide to meet up all together with people in the Discord group (Me, Junlad, Sakulad, DB/Meguminlad and Junlad's other friend)
>I meet up with Sakulad and DB a few times in between
>Last time I met Junlad was 7 or 8 months ago at his friend's house but I got a migraine after about 3 hours and had to leave early
>Few months later Junlad still in Discord group but hadn't spoken in days
>Message him a few times on Discord and Steam, no response
>Others from Discord group message him too, no response
>After a few months I get drunk one night and kick him from the group and remove him on all social media for being a cunt
>Few weeks ago send him friend request on Steam half for curiosity/memes half because I genuinely kind of missed him
>No response
>Sakulad messages him asking why he out of the blue started completely ignoring all of us
>Basically says he got bored of us and doesn't want anything to do with us any more

Might have got a few things mixed up chronologically but there is your tasty and final dosage of ebin /britfeel/ personality drama, haven't posted here in quite a few months and I'll probably not post here again because 2bh this is an extremely shit general but there you go

The poof shit is over on the film night thing

>>34615790
You fall out with your best friends?

>>34616825
I thought you hated nigii?
I remember you had a blog war or something.

>>34616866
knew you all had a sekrit club
upset I wasn't invited :(

>>34616825
thats funny, I'd kill for all tripfags and "personalites" to fuck off forever. all they bring is needless drama to a thread which shouldn't have it
>>34616866
Good now fuck off and don't come back

>>34616866
Didn't db do the same thing to you?

pretty fucked up lads what's going down

>>34616826
Too far tbqhwy laddie

>>34616847
Yeah it crept up on me. Went from drinking every weekend, to drinking a few times during the week, to having at least two beers every night and quite often more.

I still want to get pissed but only on occasions that actually warrant it. It's really drinking at home for no reason that I want to stop.

>>34616937
He left for about a month but he was suffering pretty badly from near-schizo level mental health issues, he's fine now

>>34616918
>I'd kill for all tripfags and "personalites" to fuck off forever.
Same. I dont mind recognising an anon from his posts and and getting updates if they're doing something interesting but all the namefags need to have a gay orgy and die of aids.

>>34616854
Mainly because I'm 25

>completely yellow with Pikachus covering the entire design
>comic book pages on one side, joker on the other

There are some plainer black ones that just have flash/Zelda etc logos

>>34616905
I was just offended that he didn't realise he was a normie

>>34616969
we use to speak on steam back in the day, I doubt you remember me but you was a huge cunt

hope you've grown up

>>34616946
Fucked up as in high or fuck up like...mentally?

>>34616969
Did anything lewd happen between you when you met up?

>>34616988
That's a fucking quirky normie wallet you cancer.

>>34616999
both but drunk mostly, about to get high momentarily though

>>34616996
Are you Estonian :^)

oc

>>34616988
>I was just offended that he didn't realise he was a normie
Wasn't he a schizo or something?

Speaking of faggots does anyone remember when SteinGatesAnon, KonosubaAnon and DinosaurAnon got bullied out of britfeel?

That was funny

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>>34616866
humm pretty much but i was just playing vidya with friends and doing stuff irl... it got a bit much when it became a chore to interact. not saying i don't like everyone still :^)

gonna get some corn flakes lads

>>34616988
Just read your blog post.

The Polish girls get paid more. They have proper jobs. One of them is on 28k.

They fucking skipped the film the cunts

>>34617027
What you drinking/taking?

>>34617034
No, I wasn't a waifuposter btw. I just use to talk to you all back when the steam got made. Kind of sad I'm still here..

>>34617088
Skip the film at Film Night?

This would never happen at Film Night Elite Squadron.

>>34617092
vodka and some average morrocan brick hash my man

>>34617050
>SteinGatesAnon, KonosubaAnon and DinosaurAnon got bullied out of britfeel?
Am I meant to know who any of these faggots are? this whole waifuposter/personality shit is getting a bit much now

I hate living accross from a pub, i can see the normies in there now, having fun, preparing for sex later on in the evening, etc

Fuck off with your fucking teenage-tier drama and take it back to steam or movie night where this shit belongs

This is why we hate waifu faggots

>>34617135
Man I havent had hash in years. What kind of price does it even go for these days?

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>>34615506
Posting while I enjoy my last few hours of free time before assignment memes take over the weekend

>all this drama wew lads


>>34615573
https://soundcloud.com/nekuvsnoise/yume-nikki-theme-8-bit-plain

>>34616068
Are you the koreaboo archery poster? Any tips for starting? I'm going to give it a try when I move out for uni, mostly just interested in traditional though

>>34617146
How do you know they are preparing for sex?

Can you see people buying johnnies from the machine in the gents or something?

>>34617155
They all have their own discord as well where they could be doing this shit

>>34617067
you fucking do that mate, hope you bloody enjoy them too.

>>34617132
It was getting good too. The bastards

>>34617155
>>34617182
But it's funnier if you get mad

>>34617050
Yeah that was mean, they was my favourite of all the threads faggots

>>34616866
So you gave that faggot your arse virginity like the little prison fag that you are and he just ghosts you?

Brilliant. Literally pumped and dumped like a roastie.

>>34617022
Its quirky normie stuff if you're a quirky normie because you can pull it off

It's weird if you give off autism vibes

>>34617050
You can be schizo and a normie
He was young and had a job

>>34617074
One is an art student who will fuck off back home
The other had a part time accounts assistant gig and looking for jobs as a fucking real estate agent

>>34615506
quick post then splif then bed. am fucking knackered desu.

>>34617254
You're missing a snek, sneklad

>>34617254
You seem a bit tired mate. I think you forgot something

>>34617207
This is why no one likes you but we all love
>>34615573
>>34615761
>>34615790
>>34617178
these guys

>>34617224
he probably broke contact with him because he was a fat autist and not cute like his waifu
based junlad

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>tfw fallen in love with the qt swedish girl that appears at 3:40 in this video

https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000004882589/ten-meter-tower.html

i am so lonely

>>34617155

>teenage tier
>Implying they aren't literally 14-17

>>34617165
25 for a bit that does me for about 2 weeks of constant use can't complain

>>34617225
They are just called "estate agents" in this country. She has the job now. And estate agents get paid quite well. Much better than call center work. It's a higher class of job.

I am going make some porridge (oats) lads to be quite honest with you all.

T-the golden oat awaits.

>tfw in charge of a full bag of oats, oats that will satisfy my insatiable hunger

NYMPHANON

WHERE ARE THOU?

WHOSE SIDE DO YOU TAKE IN THIS WAR

Bed time now

>>34616866
Junlad was a cunt, bullied me on film night then denied it

>>34617304
Lies

She gets paid in commission like an animal

>>34617187
thanks lad i did
r8 7/8 would flake corn again

>>34617343
Nope. Look it up. Estate agents get paid good money. Much better job than working in a call center.

>>34617327
>not eating flahavan's irish oats
Pleb

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>>34617343
I did not bully in film night... when was this?

>>34617343
>She gets paid in commission like an animal

What animal gets paid commission?

And estate agents get a good salary with commission on top. You'll never be on her level Poley.

>>34617343

You are literally a rejected paki that isn't liked by anyone, apart from his mother. Even your father thinks you are a failure and a disgrace. Your first GP also couldn't give a shit about your 'gender issues'

>>34617336
nymph anon is an unknown entity

he takes no sides in the war of prison gays, favoring posts about his chemical compounds or whatever the fuck he talks about also lewds of his qt waifu

Result of a night lads.

Walked into the pub with 2 bong in my sky rocket just looking for a cheeky pint. Walked out with 95 quid. Saw my old boss who remembered that he owed me 50 bong so I decided to get pissed up, after a few pints they started playing this pub wide game for a quid a go, had a few games and then won 80 sheets on the double bubble last game,

Well happy lads. Hope you all had a great night too. If anyone is around north lincs tomorrow and fancies a few beers I'll be about and they are on me.

I miss the movie night squad

EssAnon
KentAnon
Poleaboo
NymphAnon
CumbriaLad
Gorrilla
Nigii
ShoutAnon
DurzoBlint
JunLad
AquaAnon
TaticalWater
AquaCuck

none of them ever come anymore

alcohols the worst drug seriously, a robot doesn't need an extra dose of depression

>>34617284

Tbh azulad has his flaws but fat and unattractive are not amongst them.

>>34617416
Don't forget posts about being cucked by his bosses. Truly nymphanon is the model waifuposter.

>>34617435

40% of them probably offed themselves.

>>34617435
They were all wanks.

>>34617458
>Tbh azulad has his flaws but fat and unattractive are not amongst them.
get back with him then

Got some serious beer burps.

>>34617435
>bunch of cunts
>I miss these guys

Proves you're a cunt desu

>>34617181

they are getting flirtatious(spelling?) with each other

>>34617484
I haven't been "with" him in the first place.

>>34617503
>>34617475
Why was they cunts?

>>34617458
Azulad is a very good looking guy, great body and feels nice.

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>>34617270
soooo tired and forgetful.
>>34617276
yeah very tired desu

>>34617458
>Tbh azulad has his flaws
you mean like being a gay little attention seeking whore?

What should I do if one of my friends is accused of a horrific crime and the more evidence that comes to light the more I think he did it deliberately and isn't simply a victim of circumstance?
I've known him for 15 years and know his family very well etc., very close friend. I almost can't believe what I'm hearing and seeing now, as though he were a different person in private the whole time. I'm sure you can guess and I'm not going into it, I just want to know what my options are.

>>34617530
>>34617538
>>34617458
how many waifu anons have azu and the jun poster had between them?

>>34617538
prison gay

Just like his little stint of being a prison tranny

Mental illness. Not even once

>>34617554
Same thing happened to me lad.

He was a bandmate and we worked together a lot, and he'd always been a mate too, even before we started the band.

But a few years ago he got done for horrific crimes against very young children. Took a long time for me to deal with it, especially since we had to break up the band and we'd been doing quite well.

>>34617554
Is he a cuckold? Did he produce face sitting porn?

spill the beans

Working in a paki shop by myself until 3am. The area is surrounded by bars and clubs.

Will I make it lads? Last week some dude tried to daterape some girl. Tried to fight me and everything.

>>34617444
trips of truth mate

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Did you lads see this?

>NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS TRAGIC SOHAM GIRLS WERE BURNED ALIVE

>A routine internal investigation has thrown up chilling new evidence that suggests Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman, the victims of evil Ian Huntley, were actually burned alive. Previously the Police believed that the children were killed in Huntley's home, but sophisticated new technology has revealed the children may have died burning in agony in the forest.

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>>34615506

>2017
>having Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa as you're waifu

shiggy diggy

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>>34617435
>stop coming to britfeel while all these tripfag/waifufag "movie night" wankers were here
>come back and post quality content frequently when they've gone

thank goodness

what's the average age on britfeel

http://www.strawpoll.me/12263695

>>34617444
kek's trips confirms it

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>>34615506
Posting the waifu after doing an hour on the exercise bike.

Probably gonna play some warships then head to bed.

>>34617760

Mean, median or modal?

Sort it out lad

>>34615913
seeing as though you asked
it went good,very good actually. i won't shit up the place with details because it's not right to do so. but you asked so i answered. i don't think calling him coventry lad is right though desu,but suppose it's around that area

>>34617435
EssAnon was great, he seemed to normal for there

KentAnon started of a lad, dk what happened to him

Poleaboo got bullied out, poor beautiful poleaboo

NymphAnon, hes still here right? Just doesn't come to movie night. Probably misses his friends

CumbriaLad is a pol poster now

Gorilla is in prison

Nigii unironically became a normie cunt

ShoutAnon, no idea why he stopped coming

DurzoBlint, don't remember him at all desu

JunLad, he might start coming again? >>34617397?

AquaAnon, seemed alright, deleted his discord and removed me on steam though. I don't know what I did wrong.

TacticalWater, still goes lad

AquaCuck, was just KentAnon being mischievous

Upset you left me of the list though
Who was you?

>>34617852
mean of course motherfucker

>watching master and commander
>remember the amputation scene
I'm not going to enjoy this. I haven't seen it since it came out and that scene stuck with me.

>>34617872
if we get a proper film night sorted i will go and shitpost.

How do I become a britfeel personality?

Waifu post?

>>34617872
>CumbriaLad is a pol poster now

That's weird because he was always left wing. Must be a glutton for punishment.

>Gorilla is in prison

What for?

>ShoutAnon

He does 12 hour shifts in a warehouse these days. Probably wants to spend what little spare time he has doing something better than this.

>AquaAnon

He was mentally unhinged mate.

>>34617435
Fuck off where is my name?

>>34617939
Become an attention seeking faggot and put on a trip so we can all filter you.

>>34617939
be an insufferable cunt that makes decent people leave the thread

>>34617960
Who was you?

>>34617946
>What for?
Bad things
Don't worry about it though

>He was mentally unhinged mate.
What was up with him? He spoke twice on steam and he seemed nice, just really depressed.

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>>34617841
I gave up on that months back, is the RN in yet? or did they launch soviets before them

>>34617902
Watch it again just for the soundtrack

https://youtu.be/nF5RH0yAkxc

Any boyos still up? Cooked for some mates tonight but they've all fucked off now leaving me alone with their booze :>)

>>34618011
Paedo? Thought so. Always got that vibe off him

>>34617458
>Truly nymphanon is the model waifuposter.

Go to bed nymphanon

>>34618042
What did you cook lad?

I did sausage and mash tonight - even cooked the onion gravy from scratch. Was bloody good - cheap as chips to make too. Just a fucking hassle and a half.

>>34617435

It is possible that some of them come but under different names, as was requested to avoid drama

>>34618091
>even cooked the onion gravy from scratch

Where did you get the stock?

>>34618042
Can I have some booze lad? I'll cook you food or something

>>34618040
The scene wasn't as bad as I thought it was.

>>34618170
You're about to say "Well if you got the stock from a jar then you didn't cook it from scratch, did you?"

Which is fair enough. I just meant that it wasn't instant gravy.

So sad. The Youtube channel of the best author of Elliot Rodger tribute videos has been removed due to copyright infringement notifications. Well, hope that he will start another account in future, maybe in another place. Thought about informing about it here as there is no Elliot-thread right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thS-k9kva8Q

I have a feeling ALL Elliot related creations are in danger right now.

>>34618251
Mate grow up. Your obsession has gone too far.

Imagine you got a gf. What would she think?

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>>34618091
>What did you cook lad?
nowt fancy tonight, just a beef stew and some Turkish style cabbage with bulghur. Actually pretty cheap aside from the beef.

Bangers and mash is ace, lad, so fair play. My dutch mate swears by putting a bit of mild curry powder in her gravy and it is actually pretty based.

>>34618208
All I have is red wine - I'd swap you some good chicken nuggets though

>>34618247
pfft, I bet you didn't even hand rear the pigs and grow your own potatos either

>>34618273

I'm not sure if you were referring to me (ElliotDoxxer) but that anon wasn't me.

Cummed all over my church trousers again, lads.

I've got other pairs but they don't match the shirt I was planning to wear as well as these ones. Might just go to bed now desu

>>34618342
how do you keep cumming all over your church trousers

>>34618328
That sounds damn good mate. I was actually considering stew today too. Might try and make one before the weather gets too warm for it. I love anything you can cook in one pot.

That curry powder is a good tip. Might try that next time - pretty sure there's some in the house.

>>34618222
the only relate-able feels I've ever had were from the Knife scene in saving private ryan

still makes me wince

>>34618251

I loved his channel, I made 1 tribute vid myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wNyTXqI0Os

>>34618368
You've never got on your knees and praised Jesus have you?

Feeling his salvation all over your face is a truly intense experience.

>>34618342
>keeps think church will save him from eternal fire
>keeps committing the sin of self love

>>34618333
Ah sorry lad, thought it was. You're a good guy, very funny, sometimes I wonder if you're taking it a bit far but I think as long as you don't get too obsessed it's just dark comedy.

>>34618273
Thanks for your concern, but I am already grown up. I am sad not only because we lost someone making such great videos about someone we love, but also because I liked the person who was making them. Even his Google+ account is gone now.

On a sidenote, there's another nice channel to give a bit of comfort. It's a footage of Elliot's apartment at Seville Road in Isla Vista.

https://youtu.be/GFA7Iodclh0

>>34618040
RN cruisers are in and rumour has it that RN battleships are the next line to come.

>>34618485

I'm actually a normie, and I tell almost everyone about my fascination, it is in haitus at the moment because all content has been exhausted, but new stuff is coming soon.

>>34618547
ordinaries begone!

>>34618564

Sorry m8, I was a full robot 2 years ago, but I've normified over time, my thoughts for the supreme will never die though

>>34618609
begone traitor

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>>34618453
>I love anything you can cook in one pot.
This is my big thing too because I love cooking but hate washing up, and there's only so much you can pressure guests into doing.

Gotta sleep now, but see you lads tomorrow

>>34618626

You got your wish m8, I almost never come here anymore, the trannyposting is just unbearable

fuck normies, seriously, livesopositepubanon here form before and i just drank half a bottle of shitty polish shop vodka in about 15 minutes and date like 16 of those little kinder chocolate bar things, granted, i feel quite sick now but im having more fun that that set of cunts over there

>>34618655
begone 100%

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>>34618609
a true robot can never become a normie, only learn to adapt. i can shape shift and live among the normies although if my masked was removed i would be nothing but machine underneath.

>>34618666
Mate you ever think about just going to the pub?

>>34618694
This is exactly how I feel. I can be social but ultimately I have a deep sense of inferiority and abnormality that means I never truly fit in.

I just found out that the shy nerdy girl that had a crush on me in secondary school got married this week. I was a shy and lonely teenager with huge self esteem issues from bullying, and out of paranoid anxiety I took her kindness as mockery. She's married to one of the guys from my form room. I'm looking at the wedding photo on the internet and they both look so happy and here I am with the future looking bleaker each day.

>>34618719

yea ofcourse i do and ive been a few times before, but they are all cunts, all wankers who turn out in their best trackies for friday night in the pub and snort coke all night, now thats not me saying im anti-drug, because im not, but the fact that you cant even go for a piss without 3 of the steroid tracky cunts in the toilets snorting up, turning them into even bigger bellends than they already are, that puts me off going in there

>>34618457

Thanks for the link, and I like your video as well. You could do more. I have not proceeded to the point of making tribute videos myself yet, as my old and crippled computer would crash for trying to compose a video with it. But maybe some day soon.

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Don't want to go in to work tomorrow. Don't want to go to sleep now. Don't want to get up at eight. Don't want to work until six. Do not want. Do not want.

>>34618766
I can understand that. I've enjoyed the odd toot in the past but I always prided myself in not acting like a dickhead on it.

But when you get someone who is a dickhead anyway and fill them up with cheap pub gak then it's just a foul situation.

>>34618666
>>34618766

also check my 666 then 66 that obviously makes me cool as fuck

>>34618752
She might not have had a crush on you mate. Might have just been being friendly.

Also now that poor guy has to deal with her shit no matter how unreasonable she is. And believe me, women are always unreasonable.

>>34618796

from what ive seen drugs and alcohol dont change people that much, if youre a dick when youre drunk or on coke then youre probably a dick sober too, i just wish i could fit in with some of the more decent people in there, but its a very closed circle for them, i think they just assume im one of the dicks

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>France's flag was quite literally a white flag at one point
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_Restoration

>>34618871
Yeah it's tough to become a regular in a pub. You really need a mate to go in with at the beginning, at least.

>>34618749
i can be social and talk to people but i cant fit in because i know how fake people are. i feel like i have to put on an act. i dont feel inferior. most of the time i dont bother saying anything because i know my real views will offend people or they wont want to discuss things i am interested in.

Lads I need help with a serious case of social autism that I can't get out of my head.
There is a guy I know who I believe to be a sociopath. He mirrors his father who is a successful businessman. Something I've noticed them both do is sit down when I'm talking to them, and "present their crotch". Is this some kind of intimidation tactic? It does't make much sense because by sitting down they're losing their height advantage over me. He also deliberately stands in my way

>>34619127

this might be me oversimplifying things but it just sounds like theyre being arrogant or cocky around you

>>34619127
The answer you seek is in primate body language. Genital displays are about confidence and power. They're not only showing you how massive their dicks are, but also how they don't feel a need to guard it from you: you're no threat to them.

>>34619155
Obviously it's some form of intimidation tactic, the guy is a sociopath after all. Are you saying that by sitting down they are subliminally putting across the notion that they are superior to me, as they don't need to be stood up to listen to me? This guy also walked straight at me and expected me to move out of the way, and used language that made me out to be already in the wrong:
>could you do me a favour and leave the cooker on for me this time
I never turned it off last time. Is there some book he's reading out of on how to intimidate people? Or am I just exaggerating.

>>34619198
Ah that makes a lot of sense. So I'm not just making this stuff up then? I've been known to be quite paranoid

>>34619222
I dunno if there's much to be gained from this type of analysis mate.

If you think he's a sociopath just get him out of your life. Simple as.

>>34619222
You're not making it up. It may be conscious or unconscious, but honestly if you spend a cursory amount of time looking at primate societies and body language you will be horrified by how similar we are, and then you will be depressed. But you will have your answers. The robot monkeys, the chads, the staceys, the ostracised uncle, the manlet who thinks he's hot shit and is always pissed off... it's all there. The things chimps do to other chimp tribes though, the similarities with gang violence are really bleak.

>>34619222
Most likely he is not reading a book, but if he were it would probably be Robert Greene: 48 Laws of Power.

>>34619349
I've read that and there's nothing in it about showing people your crotch or telling them to do things again when they didn't do them in the first place.

>>34619318
chimps are fucking terrifying though

the one animal that scares me, they will quite happily bite your face and pluck out your eyes and just leave you death and blind until you eventually bleed out hours later

>>34619378
Sorry, meant to say Art of the Deal >:^)

>>34619382
The buggers will also attack your hands and groin

>>34619293
I can't, I'm in a house contract with him until the end of the university year (about June)
The analysis is happening because I want to be better at noticing these things so I'm not actually intimidated by them. Also I find it really interesting, he's a sociopath but he's really clumsy at it.

>>34619318
Damn that sounds interesting. Is there a specific video you've seen or something mate?

>>34619349
>>34619378
>>34619419
Thanks I'll add these to the reading list. Chances are he's just learning these things from his dad who's a really successful businessman

Listen lads basically I love wanking while I wear stockings and also I love kissing high heels. This does not mean I like cocks, okay?!!

>>34619468
I wish I could remember, but with any luck if you just search for a while on Youtube you'll come across it. It really is uncanny how familiar and brutal their behaviour is, and it contextualises our own in a pretty reductive way.

>>34619527
No worries mate
Originalll

Sort of related but have a search for that 911 call of the woman and her friend who were being attacked by their pet chimp. You can hear the chimp screaming in the background while the woman on the phone is frantic. Pretty unsettling stuff.

>>34619747
I can't be arsed to search it up. Fancy posting a link?

>>34619747
natural selection in action

typical roastie thought a wild animal was her little boy

>>34619747

It's called chimping out for a reason, nobody does it better than the chimps themselves.

>>34619747
sounds like maybe it could have been a robot demanding tendies

>intends to capture the ship
>uses perfidy
Shame really

>>34620249
you doing alright there lad?

>>34615210
you don't check retailmenot.com before ordering takeout?

>>34620334
I'm watching Master and Commander: Far Side of the World. They pretend to be whalers in order to board the Acheron.

>>34615329
He wasn't a Brit anymore tho. And he could not be funny about the things that bothered him as he was too autistic.

In the memory of the lost Elliot Rodger tribute channel:

https://youtu.be/9j8woo625qA

It containing lots of clips from the videos on the removed channel. An odd thing I just noticed, at 0:39-0:42 there's a clip that reminds of the clips on one video on the removed channel, even if this video was released BEFORE than the video on the removed channel. Hmm.

>>34620508
I can understand and abide the fascination with Harold Shipman, but I simply cannot do so with Elliot Rodger.

>>34620679
Why is that? I'm curious.

>>34620721
Shipman's method of killing was quite underhand and almost passive in a way. He killed the sick and the elderly. I don't condone his actions at all but at least he didn't do it in the manner of Rodger's. Rodger's method was loud and crass, more akin to a pathetic cry for help.

>>34620787
You have to count in that Shipman lived in the era when being a serial killer was still possible. Today, the investigative methods have developed to the point that it is EXTREMELY difficult to be a serial killer doing his stuff for years and years without getting caught. That is why most of those who in the 70's or the 80's would have been serial killers, turn into mass murderers of some kind. It's pretty much the only way to do what you want to do effectively these days.

And no I am not planning to commit a mass murder or kill innocent old people with poison.

>>34620952

Phew, nice save lad. GCHQ nearly had you then.

I wonder what grog is like. I might make myself some.

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>>34616477

>get Harold Shipman to inject me with a fatal dose of Diamorphine
>he doesn't realise I shoot 20 bongbuck a time of gear
>don't die and just get rekt instead
>say ty harold before going home and putting on some Vangelis

I'm surprised no one rused him like this irl

caramellos are better than freddos

>>34621809
I just imagine Shipman attempting to kill Mike Malloy and getting really frustrated


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy

SMELLY POO POO PEE PEE LADS SMELLY POO POO PEE PEE

>>34622067
nah blud, not by a long shot

serious question, transform-a-snack or space raiders?

who /chocolate pudding/

>>34622576
Transform a snack - Beef flavour.

Only way to go me laddo

>>34622071
What the actual fuck this guy was almost unstoppable. Shame they got him in the end. Bastards.

>>34618251
Phew the real human bean ones are still up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTcc14fcbc

>>34623048
Yeah, it's possible Peter will file a copywright claim on behalf of his son on all of his material (not sure if it can be done) and also request Youtube to take his channel down. I wonder why he woke up only now?

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>>34623787
>Hundreds of tribute videos to your son
>File takedown requests
If only the Rodge could dodge a DMCA.

>>34623917
Well he's done it with videos with his own photos, so why not with some of those videos using Elliot's raw material. If it is possible that is.

It was so simple back in the 80's and the 90's: you just put two different cassettes in two different decks and taped and gave the copy to your friend.

fellow american Liverpool fan here.

any scousers in here?

YNWA, robots

>>34624107
>It was so simple back in the 80's and the 90's: you just put two different cassettes in two different decks and taped and gave the copy to your friend.
It's even simpler now it's just people today are too dense to see the value in duplicating material and just rely on streaming media from shite companies

>>34624606
It could be simpler technically wise, but when you start to share it around in the internet that's another story. No one asked what you did with you VHS video player and your friends offline. You only got caught if you started sell your copies somewhere.

Do not forget to copy this quality documentary in case it gets deleted. "CopyCat Killers: American Psycho" already did, for copyright reasons.

https://youtu.be/gThKOR5FGz4

>>34625170
>Posts blocked in the UK video
You just outed yourself anon

>>34625296
It's this forum's fault, there's no feel threads for other parts of the world. Crap if you can't see the video. It's really good.

Have a nice British weekend.

>>34624144
>any scousers in here?

Jesus I fucking hope not

Eating a kebab at this hour lads

>>34626292
I don't like kebabs because the meat is fake and way too salty

>>34626461
They're shit but they taste so good drenched in garlic and chilli sauce

>>34622071
They should make a dark comedy film about Molly.

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Have to do a nine hour shift at work today, I thought I was only pulling part time shifts, not this absolute hell. My manager is only in for five hours today and I'm in for nine, I fucking hate that man. Anyway I'll be posting a lot in here today because I'm hoping to get fired shortly tbqh

Up nice and early to wait for my sainsburys delivery lads

Not sure if I should move into a flat with my mates when I start uni lads, it'd be cool living with them but since I started uni late, once they graduate I'm fucked and alone

>>34627202
do you want to fuck them or otherwise see them naked?

Cmon lads wakey wakey, it's the dawn of a new day and it's fucking nearly 10am you lazy sods

Where the fuck are the robots in my college? Swear everyone in England is a normie. "Yeah lad goin to the pub for a beer" fuck off

what's the plan for today lads?
In a few hours I am meeting up with some friends to play some board games and drink beer

>>34628200
Have to go to the train station to pick up my gf whos coming back from uni for a few weeks. Probably go to the cinema and get sushi tbqh

>>34623787
>Peter will file a copywright claim on behalf of his son on all of his material

Elliot wouldn't want that, Elliot would want to maintain glory after his death.

>>34628266
Will she tell you about all the cool black and paki guys she been fucking?

>>34628384
Hope not lad, I don't really have any worries though since she's coming back because she hasn't made any friends and is sick of spending all her time alone

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>tfq no qt wagie bf to cook for

>>34628404
What a fucking perfect excuse.

>>34628357
>glory
It's funny when people misuse worgs

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>>34628404
Do you honestly believe this?

The absolute state of you

went for a walk in the woods lads, nice start to the saturday

>>34628561

t. I don't have a gf, so I'll try and shill so hard to notion that everyone elses gf is cheating on them

>>34628426
Dale Winton's OUT

Guys there's a new girl working in my department and I have to train her since she apparently akipped formal training im freaking the FUCK out. I loved my isolation and suddenly I have to deal with her now and for the rest of my days here fuck me this job isnt worth the minimum wage.

>>34628426

You're a girl, you could get a boyfriend tomorrow if you wanted, fuck off this board

>>34628650

She could get a fuck, I doubt she could get a bf that doesn't dump her at the first sight of something better

Is it actually as easy to meet girls on Roblox as the Daily Mail says it is?

Very tempted desu. Would keep it legal of course, might get myself an autistic 16yo

>>34628650
>You're a girl

I have some bad news for you, anon

>>34628593
He actually believes his "gf" isn't being passed around like a joint.

State of you

>>34628663

Are you blind? Do you not see the amount of desperate, lonely guys who are desperate for GFs? Acting like men only want sex and will dump them, lol, I think that's women you're thinking off.

>>34628685

Wait so you're a fag? Ew. Maybe you don't have a boyfriend because not many people enjoy getting AIDS?

>>34628726
>Being this overly defensive

Your gf is a slag, and you know it!

>>34617872
>CumbriaLad is a pol poster now

ahhh that's a shame he was a nice lad.

anyone got any decent plans for this weekend then

>>34628808
Kek lad, you aren't even talking to me, the lad picking up my slag gf

>>34628909
Got an ounce of skunk and going to kill time on Overwatch/BF1 until the next For Honor beta. Might take my dog for a walk and get away from the neanderthals I have to live with.

If you don't get completely naked every time you go for a poop then you don't know shit about comfy.

>>34628909
Gonna go to the pub with a few mates and hopefully pull a bird at the club at like 2 in the morning

>>34628936
aye sounds like a solid plan mate

>>34628953
a fine Saturday evening brother, all the best

Mam had the baby last night so slotted some fat tinder slag.

>>34628909
Got a date later. She's very cute but I'm worried she's mentally fucked, she's one of those 'gender fluid' types

>>34629024
Pump and dump, lad.

But of a sad lad today lads.

Feel quite bad, lads. I've completely derailed a For Honer thread on /v/ by accusing people of being Ubisoft shills.

anyone take any meds/anti depressants?

>>34629143
I used to take sertraline. I quit cold turkey a couple of days ago though.

>>34629161
I don't like the idea of going onto pills, but just started taking st johns wort which is meant to be like a mood enhancer?
Anyone with experience?

I'm living on my own for the first time ever and I'm just a lot sadder than I used to be.

I've overcommitted myself over the next few days, lads. About to take a long journey south when what I want to do is go back to bed. Not home until Tuesday night.

tfw no sex or comfy spooning til Wednesday

>>34619800
>>34619889
>>34619936
>>34619943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

Sorry it's 10 hours late

>>34629161
>sertraline

I have loads of these piled up as I pretended to be depressed to get on ESA. Any good side effects?

They have also pout me on a"work related activity group" and increased my bennies to 102 a week

>>34629190
R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E


what you doing down south lad

>>34629214

my sister's leaving the country thank fuck so she's having a party. since I've got to go down anyway I've set up some stuff back in my home town on Sunday and Monday, then it's work in the big city on Tuesday

>>34629225
sounds decent man, had a good 'un

any decent comfy saturday morning films you can recommend lads?

>>34629248
Paul Blart Mall Cop
morningcore

Do Soothers do anything lads or are they just some sort of placebo effect sweet