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>tfw fat but massive cock
Feels ok man
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>>34616815
poast pic
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>tfw ugly but massive cock
They're missing out.
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>>34616815
tfw no big dick fat bf
>>34616850
seconded sdfghjmlkl;
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>>34616815
Can't wait for women to understand the power of BIG OBESE COCK!
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>>34616815
>things that never happened
I bet you have the trademark small dick like every other low test obese guy.
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>tfw huge cock but 6'4 so it doesn't look as massive in comparison to my body
Feelskindofbad
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>>34616815
Pics or it didn't happen you fat retard
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>>34616815
how is your cock not covered in lard like the rest of your body?
post pic of peepee fatbro
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>tfw fat and baby dick
I want to die.
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>>34617497
He's lying on a board full of the saddest people on the Internet, I don't think you can get any lower than that.
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>>34616815
Post micro dick you lying fat retard
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>>34617497
see
>>34617309
lol
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>>34617742
So, tiny.
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>>34617727
>>34617497
>>34616934
>>34616850
Originally apologize
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>>34617800
>all those lumps? warts? excess flesh?
Fucking gross man
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>>34617800
Looks kinda average next to your giant stomach
Post a pic next to a soda can or something
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>>34617800
Bruh, even with the 1+ inch of fat your pushing down its still not average
FUCKING KEK
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>>34617800
Barely average m8, and your pulling back a bunch of fat
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>>34617800
You're obviously pushing your fupa down to add extra length
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>>34617800
I almost got excited to see a fatty big cock, turned to be a just another fat guy with a small dick
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>>34617800
>I have massive cock
>*pushes down fat to reveal disappointment*
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>>34617989
>>34617958
>>34617928
>>34617847
Needle dicks detected
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>>34617800
LOL
get a load of this lying fat retard
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>>34618019
Dude your cock is pathetic and your disgustingly fat, I ain't even mad.
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>>34618019
Projecting fatty detected
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>>34617800
Pffffffffffft
Dude you need to come back to reality
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>>34618076
>your
gb2reddit
Btw I'm lmaoing at all of you bc I know my dick is way bigger than your guys'
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>>34617800
>I'm fat but my cuck is yuuuuge
>it was just a prank bro
>I'm fat and my dick isn't even average
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>>34617800
can you post some more? I want to belong to your cock, desu 0:3
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>>34618146
KEK
Not even close fat retard, even if I was as fat as you It would be bigger
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>>34618241
>only 3 inches of thicker than a pencil
Get that buttplug dick outta here
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>>34617800
You got herpes my nigga
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>>34618241
Dude I'm way thicker
You're delusional
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>>34618241
Sweet cawk anon :3
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>>34618295
Dude you dick is just short, the girth is about the same if not more than yours
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People in this thread are literally comparing dick sizes.
Can't get any gayer than this.
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>>34618241
I vote for this dick, fatty BTFO
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Should I post my vagina?
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>>34618241
Lol get rekt fatty op
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>>34616878
don't use the cm side of the ruler
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ahahahahahahaha I love this thread
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>>34618241
Jesus that's a big dick
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>>34618364
Is that even a question? Yes, yes you should
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>>34618373
>>34618320
Stop samefagging. Your dick is tiny my dude, that's why you don't even show hand in pic and choose most flattering angle.
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>>34618241
I think we got a winner, now post fap video for mummies cummies
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>>34618241
what a nice dick ruined by excessive masturbation
sad..
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>>34618431
Dude don't get mad because you got BTFOd, it's fucking obvious my 8 inch dick is bigger than yours. Stop making exuses and maybe next time you think your fat chode is big, don't. Also don't call out other anons and save yourself a little embarrassment
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>>34617800
Fuck are you serious? That's just sad
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>>34617800
Lolwut
OC
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>>34618542
Neither dick posted ITT is anywhere near 8 inches
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fucking kek, Include me In the screen cap
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>>34618668
No? It's actually 9 if I push the measuring tape in like your fat stomach
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lmao @ guys who feel confident and base their self esteem on having a big dick
>mfw I have an average 6" dick and my gf is probably hotter than 99% of the people here
I feel like after this thread I can see why girls laugh at you guys for caring so much about dick size LOL
But please, keep posting your broken dicks you've completely malformed through retarded amounts of masturbation. Boy I am having a laugh.
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>>34617800
this is a nice cock. most of the replies are mircodick trolls. as a fag i can say this is a nice cock on a nice chubby body. it appears to be six inches or more, wich is actually above average, despite what memes say. There are some weird bumps near the top of the shaft though, pretty spooky
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>>34618840
that is what a botched circumcision looks like
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>>34618892
How do you know that? Couldnt it be super-aids? Am a cut-fag myself without bumps, so just genuinely curious if thats what you really think it is and why
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>>34618936
Because that is where the skin is cut, the extra flabs you're seeing are just extra bits that were never cut off
Probably a first or second year med student that did it
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>ITT: delusional aspie gets rekt, and probably gets diabetes
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>>34619011
>and probably gets diabetes
Houston, sides are in orbit
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>>34616815
Who here big (small) cock
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Sheeeeit, I almost feel bad for fatbot
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>>34619011
Fucking LOL, anon bringing the heat tonight
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>posting any picture of yourself or something from your life on 4chan
how do you goof this hard?
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Can op ever recover from this?
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>>34618763
Bro that's not even the same dick and the perspective is warped.
I want all the microdicks in my thread to leave.
Still lmaoing at everyone saying I have a small cock but too afraid to post their own (with hand for perspective).
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>>34617800
>brags about (((massive))) cock
>gets roasted by big dick anon
Jesus, this I why I don't try to brag on 4chan
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>tfw 8/10
>small dick
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>>34619257
>roasted by a literal needledick
I'm not sure if you're blind or stupid
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>>34619224
Posting hand is subjective, a huge hand can make a big look smaller by comparison. In your case a small hand on an even smaller dick
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>>34619011
why would you insult yourself like that anon
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>>34619280
Not him but his dick is considerably bigger anon. Stop dragging this out, it's embarrassing.
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>>34619280
You're a fat retard, accept defeat
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>>34619381
>>34619364
Stop samefagging you pathetic scrub
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>>34619522
>gets roasted
>plays samefag card
You're worse than a nigger, you know you can delete the thread right?
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>tfw big dick but nobody to use it on
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>>34617800
>pushes fat back to make it look bigger
topkek OP
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