ITT:Diagnosed sperg Orthodox Jew AMA thread

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Turkey burger on wheat bun Im having for Shabbos

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and i have tendies and fries with buffalo sauce

you jelly white boi?

how does one get a jewish gf?

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>>34616706
No idea....but good idea to be black in all cases

>>34616559
how much money do your parents have

position?

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>>34616767
they have a comfortable amount

My dad runs an electrical company

>>34616782
borrow money from him and buy us all prostitutes

>>34616559
I know you from /pol/
also Do you get autism bux?

I wish I could get autism bux

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>>34616852
Yes

Dont you have a mommy or daddy who can take you to apply for autism bux? :(

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>>34616559
Orthodox jew not orthodox christian...
Too bad.

>>34616559
Are you inbred?

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>>34617056
I don't think have asperger or not enough autist to get autism bux

>>34616559
your handwriting looks exactly like my friend's, whom I suspect is a sperg. I think I am too but I can fake not having the anxiety for small bursts. Also psychedelic drugs have made me care less.

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>>34616559
Since you're so rich, do you think you could do me a solid and buy me that game, rocket league or whatever you feel like:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Whysomangry/

>>34616559
>>34618244
Also, I might be 6% Jewish if that means anything to you.

>>34616559
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
You look like a fly

>>34617273
no

>>34618244
no lol

Gut shabbos everyone!