>want to see a psychiatrist >all of them are closed until

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I actually learned the secret to being happy today.

But you seem like a little bitch. Convince me to tell you the secret.

>>34616539
If there are homeless people in your city, you can get alcohol.

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>>34616589
"Just bee yourself?"

I don't want your fucking advice anyway, chucklefuck.

Kill yourself, you deserve it.
Nobody needs you.
Dobyou think a doctor who doesn't give a shit about you can help you? Nah, you're just like any other whiny teenager.
End your life.

>>34616717
Same to you, suckdick. Being here is a just an indication that you're on the same level as me in society. Normie faggot.

>>34616769

>he actually thinks anonymous users are just like him!

How severe does your autism have to be that you'd create a fantasy in your head like this?

By the way, you're not going to ring up a psychiatrist and get an appointment that day.

>>34616717
Just what are you doing on this board, faggot?

>>34616589
Dont listen to this faggot, i have the real secret. Do you want it? Just ask.
>>34616539

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>>34616830
>By the way, you're not going to ring up a psychiatrist and get an appointment that day.

You think I don't know this? I have to wait until fucking monday to set one up.

r9k is a very hive-minded place. If you are here, you probably think like 98% of anons here. It's just an objective fact.

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>>34616539
>needs an escape

>>34616539
I know hot it feels
Whats on your mind anon?

>>34616539
>not 21 yet so I can't self medicate with alcohol yet
Don't you have fucking cough syrup, or DXM, or some other trippy shit in your medicine cabinet? Just be resourceful.
>took a geology course
>find out about the mineral talc
>so soft a tight fist can grind it to dust, and water soluble
>mix it in w/ my milk and presto!

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>>34616872
I call bullshit. I have the real secret to being happy as proved by SCIENCE and Dr. Peterson.

>>34616925
Everything is numb and boring. I don't see a point in anything, not even dying because I work so hard to get where I am at. I don't feel different anyway. I might as well become a big pharma drone. Give me pills! gimme gimme.

>tell mom things that happened
>she doesn't believe me that someone did that to me
>this is why i never tell you things

>>34616980
Hey, secret to happines anon here, do you want it? Because youre on the right track

>>34617000
Nice trips but no thanks

>>34617013
Ok, but i assure you its not suicide memeing or anything. Your choice.

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>>34616975
>mfw talc is carcinogenic and has similar affects to asbestos

>>34616975
Sounds nice! I will have to do it, thanks!

>>34616717

If he does kill himself I hope one of the robots here remembers your post and reports it to the cops so you get locked up you normie peace of shit

>>34616975

> talc is just an inactive ingredient

https://www.drugs.com/inactive/magnesium-silicate-122.html

Nice troll

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>>34617000
>muh nihilism
>muh drugs

Nope, pleasure is not happiness. Only I have the real secret that I learned today.

>>34617201
again its also carcinogenic

>>34616640
Itchy Bacca?

>>34617210
Neither of those. Only i have it sorry. Its not a permanent fix though - not unless you keep it up.

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>>34617262
The secret I learned DOES work forever as long as you keep doing it.

>>34617278
Thats what i said aswell. And unless we've uncovered the same thing which i doubt, yours doesnt work.

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>>34617322
>doesn't work
Based Jordan Peterson proved it works with science. It's literally what makes your brain experience happiness.

Too bad OP is a little underage bitch and doesn't want to really be happy.

>>34617430
Yeah it doesnt work. Sorry.

>>34617509
It does though. I'm happy every single day of my life since learning the secret.

>>34617623
Then why are you on this board then?

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>>34617783
Habit, mostly. I've been on /r9k/ for years.