*notices you, resume in hand, walking into the store*

*firmly shakes your hand*

>>39026066
"Errr sorry we don't hire dubs in our deparment "

>>39026097
I'm flexible, I can do singles too

>>39026101
>01
You're not kidding. Welcome to the team, pal! You'll be here for the rest of your life!

>>39026101
But can you also do triples? This is what separates the good from the best, and we've got enough who are good.

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>>39026101
>>39026109

*beams with pride*

>>39026126
Trips? That's going to be harder

>>39025621
>>39026066

>go to a grocery store to hand in my application
>get told all the time to hand it into the manager in person for optimal personalization and chances for employment.
>give it to him
>looks at me like I'm an idiot as I awkwardly offer my arm to shake his hand
>he walks away to go make a phone call

Fuck people

>>39026144
So you got optimally personalized as an idiot is what you're saying.

>>39026126
>>39026133
What my partner means is that as you know, trips take time and skill to acheive so let us demonstrate if you'll give us a few moments sir.

>>39026232
Of course, I have some time to spare

>>39026144
What did you expect? He'll one manager from one shift at a tiny grocery store that is part of a larger franchise. Even if there was a vacancy, you'd have to apply through HR at the corporate headquarters and they'll only accept your application online.

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>>39026261
*an attempt*

>>39026321
*original stare*

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>>39026333
The unexperienced beat the professionals.

these are dubs my friend

>>39026126
I can do trips

>>39027390
No you originally cannot.

Orig

>>39026333
Very nice, sir. Welcome to the team now I'll just need you fill out this tax paperwork so you can give a portion of your income to Jamal. And also you're starting pay is 5.49 an hour +tips.

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>>39026333
I'm impressed, you actually rolled trips. You start Monday. You know how to prep Bulls for cuckholding porn, right?