"Anon is such a weirdo. He doesn't sext!"

>>39026475
It's a nonspoken thing, OP. All the normies are sexting each other but they don't talk about it. Look at all the "Pictures You Shouldn't Share" threads on the normieboard that is /b/.

>>39026506
I am a weirdo in the first place anyway though
so this doesn't change anything
fuck anyone that think it does
do whatever the fuck you want

"I'm taking off my boxers"
"i'm pulling my dick out slowly"

OOOOO soo arousing.
Its like kids talking, sounds dumb and isn't sexy.

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I have a feeling that most articles like this are just the authors trying to make themselves feel less disgusting.

>>39026579
do you want to sext right here

My ex once told me to do this.

I felt like a nob doing it. I said one thing and she said "oh your shit aren't you".

I was like "fuck off bitch trying to be cool you were fat and ugly don't get cocky."

>>39026475
why her hands look like that is the sexting

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look at the lovely person who wrote this article.

>>39026475
>tfw a woman has never removed clothes for you
>tfw it'll never happen

>>39026475
fuck normies. death to the hypersexualized, rude assholes that run the media.

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>>39026475
>tfw don't even text

>>39026659
gladly anon, what're you wearing sexy?

>>39026620
Nah. That's ERP. Sexting is similar but different. It's about pics and telling each other how you wanna fuck. There is no
>*slides dik into u*
>*leans down kisses u on da nek*
>"u lyk dat bb?"

It's all
>i wanna fuck the shit out of you slut
>i wanna pound that pussy from behind while you call me daddy

Being called daddy is 10/10 for nutbusting inside girls

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>>39026845
>tfw don't even own a phone to text with

>>39026724
STOP IT
:( :(
pls stop. i'm lonely today and want a gf.

>>39026809
It's all about sex and consuming. It's as if They Live and Falling Down was the same movie

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>>39026724
>never seen lady parts in real life

>>39026925
how do you not have a phone? what do you spend your paychecks on??

>>39026970
Waifu figs and food

>>39026988
>Waifu figs and food
story checks out

>>39026988
thats pretty stupid

>>39026475
I'll have you now I cybersex my runescape gf every other night. I bet you feel stupid now roastie.

>>39027054
>I'll have you now I cybersex my runescape gf(male) every other night.
Fixed for you anon

>>39026475
those nails are so fucking hot

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>Not saving yourself completely for marriage
>Partaking in degeneracy

>>39026713
If I were a lesbian I'd have a one night stand with her that I'd later come to regret.

>>39026475
i send lewd snaps to cute boys when we erp
does that count?

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>>39027083
Mad roastie detected.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>39026864
this unoriginallty

>>39026475
>girl finds out my dick is only 6 inches long
>ghosts me

sigh

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>>39027669
It's too late for that, anon. They aren't doing it so you'll be alone forever if you try to.

You're also a creeper if you don't have Facebook.
Police should monitor your kind, tbqh

>hanging out with 10yo cousins
>"Hey, you've got Pokemon GO! Can I play?"
>"Yeah, sure. Here."
>realize, in horror, a solid 10 minutes later, that I have very not-kid-friendly shit on my phone
>she keeps giving me this face

Don't sext.

>>39026475
>those nails
why are women so disgusting?

>>39026475
>sexting instead of just meeting up and fucking
The times are getting stranger for this old fart. You kids are weird, is this the new form of adult literature?

>>39026900
>Being called daddy is 10/10 for nutbusting inside girls
Is this true? I called my bf daddy once on accident and I died, because I'm lowkey into it but I also know all the memes pls help

>>39026964
If that's really how you feel, you can't spend a hundred bucks at the strip club once?

>>39028347
>paying money to get cockteased and not even jack off
Not worth it unless the stripper is someone you know.

>>39026925
wut dafuq mane

even broke ass nigs have obama phones

>>39028467
I have nobody who'd want to call or text me so I have no need for a phone

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I don't even text, i just have entire conversations consisting memes and reaction pictures. the only words i use are the occasional "kek", "lel", and "top"

>>39028286
I think some dudes are weirded out by it but I love it. My current girlfriend was a bit iffy about it because she used to call her dad "daddy" but I told her that he's now her dad and I'm daddy and she chilled pretty quick.

>>39028651
idk my dad and my father figure is my grandpa, so like i dont have problems saying it, it's just really really embarrassing (in a good way sometimes), and i've talked it out with my bf and he said i could try it but idk how to like... do that? like i just feel awkward af and dont wanna kill the mood yknow

>>39028930
I don't really think it's possible for a girl to kill the mood unless she says some disgusting shit. If he says you can try it then try it. If you're worried about how he'll react just slide it in with some real slutty shit about how you want him to use you. Worst comes to worst you can always just say "your dick is so big daddy" or whatever. Say it however you say it. If he doesn't like that either then you're probably dating a faggot and should move on.

>>39028387
It's probably worth it to get you to lose robothood. Hell, even 30 bucks could work