What's your sex-tally, /r9k/? The past five years: >24yo

FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW

>>39026673
I don't think so think so

>>39026660
Hmm let me think
>none

>>39026740
Oh wait I forgot to mention I rape my hand every night

>>39026660
Seven years, one dick.

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>>39026797
you sucked off a 7yo?

>>39026975
',:^] [spoilers]maybe[/spoilers]

>>39026991
WHELP. time to kms

>>39026660
What's the story on the GILFs and the 17 y/o?

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>>39027386
What do you want to know?

I can tell you about the 17 year old at least. We were together for four years. I knew it would end the moment I got with her, but fell in love hard anyway. We actually got engaged after three years because holy shit, she's the one. THE ONE.

We broke up just two months ago. I'm so fucking miserable! :D

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>>39027872
Oh, just to be clear here: I met her when she was 17 (and I was 26...).

no pedo

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>And four cocks I've sucked

>>39027925
I blame 4chan with all the traps, sissy and gay shit.

So yeah, I guess I had an experimental phase. Prefer pussy now, though.

>>39026660
>non-virgin
GET.THE.FUC.OFF.MY.BOARD. NORMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the past 11 years
>16yo girl(i was 17)
>17yo girl(i was 19)
>20yo girl
>21-23yo fiance
>two 23yo girls at the same time, interracial 3some
after that 8 more 20-24 year old girls

i'm 28 now. 3some was 3 years ago

>>39026660
tell us more about cocksucking ;^)

>>39028258
edit:
just broke up with my 20yo gf last week and in the same night picked up a new 20yo who is far more attractive and lovely. we haven't fucked yet but she's crazy into me and vice versa. i'll taste her within the next few days.

>>39026660
past 27 years:
>my hand

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>>39028285
Broke up with my girl several months ago. Still feeling awful and miserable. Fucked two girls since then.

How do you seem to be unaffected? pls share your secrets

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>sister played with my penis when she was twelve and I was nine
>eighteen year old girl hugged me at high school graduation
I am grateful for what I've received.

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I'm currently at 19 conquests completed and have 13 in progress (IP). I have a few FWB's right now but should really be focusing on the (IP) ones more. Also do other people keep albums of people they've fucked with their pictures, nudes, etc, or am I autistic?

>ex-gf x a few thousand
>girl at college x2
>girl at college x3
>girl at college x6
>gal pal, bj
>gal pal, creampie x2

Meh? I'm not counting sexual play or groping or this list gets way longer.

>>39026660
Didn't know i had to keep track. Do stupid and vapid asians who only care about your skin color count?

Tell us about the 24 year old, OP.

>>39028465
Those aren't even nudes u fag why is it in le locksafe program

>>39026660
How have you managed to have sex with the gilfs?

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>>39026660
Hi ho, hi ho, normies better go
Ho he, ho he, reeee please leave

>>39028758
Nudes are inside them lol, just choose my favorite pics for album covers. Why not keep them in there?

>>39026660
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /R9K/ NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39028852
dating sites. have a normie profile. so far it took about 20 messages to gilfs, for one of them to want to fuck me. so a ratio of 20:1 is OK, all things considered

>pic related, the 57 year old

>>39026660
>19 y/o girl
>prostitute
>prostitute
>prostitute
>etc.

I wish I had never had sex in the first place.

I had a really fat girl send me nudes once thats the best ive done in my life.

111-114 girls in total from age 19 to now (27).

I had a period where I went full Chad for like 2-3 years. Racked up a huge tally in that time thanks to being mates with the local dealer for the Hell's Angels.