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Bros I normally have very vivid dreams but this one was extra gruesome
>At video game convention in DC
>Outside on the streets
>Some dude mentions how everyone inside is white
>Gunshots heard in the distance
>Getting closer
>Black people breaking through barricade and shooting everyone, throwing grenades
>I run inside a building
>Notice a squirrel acting strange, ignore it
>Find a hard to find room after traversing some crawlspaces
>Two other people find it and are hiding too
>Little monkeys starts flooding the room and attacking us
>Find a rock that was a doorstop and start smashing their faces in (very detailed gore)
>Some other small animals start getting mixed in
>Brutally kill about 20 monkeys + squirrels + rabbits etc
>escape through another crawlspace
>Sneak into what looks like a hunting room
>Large sniper mounted on the wall, pick it up and jump out window into the backyard, which is a giant field
>Run for cover behind a small hill, there is crazy shit going down now
>Aware that some people have been turned into robots and cannot be trusted
>Try to assemble sniper but forgot a part and have no ammo
>Guy with a luger that looks like teddy roosevelt sees me and is going to shoot
>Sees the sniper and starts laughing
>Tells me this is his house and his sniper
>Some guy on a horse comes out of nowhere riding at me, gets shot by lugerbro
>Make our way to a little outpost
>Now the only thing attacking us are domesticated dogs
>Attacks die down and stop for a while
>Start playing a new 3DS game I got which is pokemon but also a JRPG
>Play for a bit while also wandering around for some reason
>Now in the backyard of my house
>See a funny named enemy ingame and try to take a screenshot
>4 dogs run at me
>Pick up nearby metal fencepost sitting on the ground (about 8 ft long)
>Try to whack the nearest dog with the long end
>Miss
>It gets right up to me
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This is fake and gay, completely unrealistic
This never happened
Saged!
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>>34656314
(2/2)
>Stab it in the head with the end closest to me
>Impale it and wedge it into the ground
>Grab another metal spear, this one is shorter but sharper
>Impale another one's head into the ground
>Grind it into the dirt and crush it with my foot
>Blood and brains everywhere
>Next one jumps at me
>Impale it in the head
>Swing spear very fast
>It rips the head off and sends it flying
>Last remaining dog has backed off and is cowering in a garden
>Approach first dog, crush its head and remove the spear
>Walk to final dog, it is now a groundhog
>Impale its head into the ground
>Slowly grinding it in
>Can feel bones crunching and blood bursting
>Crush it with my foot as one last measure
>Wake up
Normally my dreams are not that gorey
And I don't hate dogs
Something in my head must have gone wrong
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>>34656314
fake&gay none of that is even remotely possable
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>>34656398
>>34656419
Its a dream you fucking faggot
Just because you only dream about getting cucked by your waifu doesn't mean other people don't dream about other stuff
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>>34656449
Fuck off ya idiot!
Everything you wrote is 100% BULLSHIT
Noone believes a thing you wrote. Idiot.
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op is a fagget
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>>34656461
Wow you sure showed me
Why the fuck would I take my time to just make up some random shitty story with random shitty that make no sense if I didn't just experience it
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>>34656558
>Why the fuck would I take my time to just make up some random shitty story with random shitty that make no sense
Because you have nothing else in your life.
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>>34656604
Your responses in this thread have shown me you are capable of some truly next-level projecting
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>>34656702
You are an idiot. Your thread is an embarrassment, no-one believes your shit made up story.
You must be fucking retarded to think that you could fool anyone with this autistic shit.
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>>34656739
I find it hard to believe that one angry retard represents "everyone" on r9k
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>>34656314
>Dream starts off by cooking food
>Go to the store
>End up buying a gun that makes food
Yeah I don't get it
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