I need a girl to say "I love you" to me close

>>34734732
>I need a girl to say "I love you" to me close to me like this.
You'll only experience this once you hop on steroids and start dealing cocaine.

>source: the entire female gender's dating habits

And then be permanently damaged after she leaves you.

It's better to have never loved than to have loved and lost.

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>>34734732
>yfw that will never happen to you

>>34734732
Well I guess I'll cry myself to sleep tonight

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L

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We'll get there someday, brobot

Some day...

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Let the crippling loneliness overtake you

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>tfw genuinely considering just messaging girls "youd look hotter with my cum on your face" and things of that nature
would it help my chances any if I'm /fit/ and at least 6'0"

>>34734913
sigh

i'm...gonna go to bed now. fuck this

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>>34734732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tmXNo4OFdb

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>>34735057
I'm pressing anon

>>34735019
don't fall for the vagjew, you have us senpai

>>34735011

when you're at that point nothing helps

>>34735011
Try on tinder instead. Will be safer if they're bitchhes

>>34734913
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6zTF1yR9L
tfw was waiting for the voice to turn into a man's halfway through and say something edgy but it never happened
just some faggy shit
sad!

>>34734732

After years of depression and being a robot I finally achieved it.

I must tell you you'll be weirded out and dulled very soon.

It's just another lump of meat.