Ask a blackbot anything

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did you know that your palms are light because there are no melanin receptors there?

>>34739683
Well, yes. Humans in general have little to no melanin on their palms but it just stands out more on people with darker skin.

Who the fuck cares about asking a random dude thats just like the rest of us robots questions? No one actually gives a fuck that you're black.

Whats so special about that you are black.

Do you smoke weed?

>>34739647
how long is your arrest record

>>34739944
>>34739976

Nothing special, really. There just seems to be a lot of misconceptions about black people on this board but I suppose a lot of it is bait as well.

Yes, I do smoke weed.

>>34739990
I've never been arrested.

why do black guys like white sissies so much?

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>>34740022
Post your video games my ninja.

>>34740047
We don't. Stop looking at porn so much much.

>>34740047
I'm not into dudes. No black dude I know, gay or not, is into white sissies.

>>34740055
Most of them are stored in my closet and I'm kind of lazy to take a picture right now. Most of them are also PS2 games. I own a 360 but I don't play it much anymore.

>>34740022
>i've never been arrested
did your court-appointed lawyer tell you to say that

>>34740183
No, I've just never been arrested. If I ever needed a lawyer I sure as hell wouldn't use a public defender.

WHY WASN'T I BORN A TYRONE? IT'S SO NATURAL FOR EVERYONE ELSE BUT NOPE NOT ME I HAVE TO HAVE EMPATHY AND BIRD EYE VIEW

What do you do with your hair? What products? What kind of barbershop?

>>34740308
I have that too, I guess its just having a decent IQ. Try bashing your head on something.

How many white women have you impregnated? We all know white women are addicted to black dick.

>>34739647
Throw up your set my nigga

>>34740343
Why do people on here always bring up IQ?
>>34740382
2 million

I'm black too. Most of the racism is just memes from edgy kiddies. /pol/ is the real racist spot. Love going on there and getting (you)s. the funniest shit about them is they think white women want black men. Total opposite in the real world. The BLACKED porn is warping their minds

>>34740450
>/pol/ is the real racist spot
>Doesn't realize most of /pol/ isn't even white

>>34740328
I just have a short, simple fade. 0.5 on the top, 0 on the sides. I rotate between an Arab barbershop, a black barbershop and the Hair Cuttery. It just depends on my schedule.

>>34740382
None. BUT, all of the women I've slept with have been white. I usually like nerdy white girls the best.

>>34739944
>99% of people here are white and pretend to be racist

Yes we do care and yes we are interested.

>>34740495
>all of the women I've slept with have been white
>women
>blackbot
please leave

>>34740536
No, no, fucking women doesn't have anything to do with being a "robot", really. Most of that was in college anyway, and I was always drunk. I'm not into that lifestyle anymore so I've been trying shit like Tinder and OKC.

I get matches but once we meet IRL it usually goes nowhere and they end up ghosting me since I'm pretty aspie.

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>>34739647
Rate my collection, nigga.

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>>34739647
>I'm expecting an unfortunate amount of racism

Unfortunately, you're a nigger, my dude.

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>>34740746
>games mixed in with the DVDs

>>34740619
>No, no, fucking women doesn't have anything to do with being a "robot", really.

bruh, just leave. you don't belong here

>>34740619
>No, no, fucking women doesn't have anything to do with being a "robot", really.
NIGGA LEAVE

>>34740847
I actually switched my PS4 games and DVDs about a week ago. Also, that tells me nothing about my taste in media.