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>>34739804
I love my dad but if I really have to, he's 71 and Im 34. I take a blunt object and its game over. It doesnt hurt that he smokes weed literally all day.

Pretty easily. I'm like 2 inches taller and 50 pounds heavier and 40 years younger than him.

>>34739804
Just tell him about my sad life and watch as he dies with disappointment

>>34739804
My dad is a manlet and I'm 6 foot 2 inches, I could falcon kick him like a small dog.

i'm a skele and my dad's a diesel mechanic that boxes in his spare time.
Even if he's in his 50's and I'm 25, I'm gonna get fucking rekt

>>34739804
Nope, I love him too much I would just let him take my life

>>34739804
He's like 5'11" while I'm 6'6" so I could just throw him around or something

My dad is a very sturdily built guy (6'0, 230lb of firefighting muscle and beef), but he is also very bad at fighting. (He fights alot with my brother (who is a chad bodybuilder/powerlifter. 6'3" and 240-50lb)

Honestly I'd just swing as his face and crotch till he fell over. Then I'd run for my fucking life.

But than again im a 5'11" lanket who crys whenever someone confronts him.

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>>34739804
aim for his dick. its fucking huge i couldnt miss it even if i tried

black people: uhhhh

I'd run. I push carts and he's spent his last 15 years driving buses. All other cases I would have the living shit beaten out of me.

>>34739804
ez and most of all originally

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>>34740160
You should ask mommy some serious questions anon