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>"We appreciate you buying us dinner and everything Anon, but you're not really either of our types. We're more interested in your friend Chad."
Your reaction?
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>>28960960
some random waifu suicide bullshit bla bla
but if it were
>"We appreciate you buying us dinner and everything Anon, but you're not really either of our types. We're more interested each other."
id cum instantly
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tf is chad?
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>oh that's cool, one sec just need to go bathroom.
Walk out and let them pay.
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Why do people waifu this pony? Other than being -ridiculously- fucking HOT, most of her traits are negative. What do her fans see in her?
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Her anthro is the best out there.
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>>28959847
Cock
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>>28959847
You said it, breh
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So what will happen in the movie /mlp/?
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>>28957532
pone's gonna pone
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>>28957532
The mane 6 and princesses will get lots of attention as they venture into uncomfy lands for 2 hours, and fans of any other character will be out of luck.
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>>28957532
>go to buy GOH toys
>All sold out
Damnit, can't you produce enough of this shit for all the bronies or something?! Its not just the little girls crap that's selling this season anymore.
On the plus side, at least this means they're probably going to make another wave if they're selling out.
(well, I guess they had cheese sandwhich toys still, but fuck that gay ass shit)
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>>28957225
Cheese Sandwich is best pony.
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>What is Amazon
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>>28957225
Where did you go that actually had the main series? I've only seen fan series stuff in stores.
Good to hear that they're selling.
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Is anyone else disturbed by the weirdly accepted levels of casual racism in Equestria? And I'm sure the writers are thinking, "hey we reformed the changelings racism is solved!"
but there's still all these little examples of casual racism towards non-ponies
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>>28956074
No, Hasbro become a racist company since 2013.
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>>28956074
It's not racism. The ponies were simply more qualified. If a cow, goat, or deer can cast spells as well as a unicorn, fly as well as a pegasus, or farm as well as an earth pony, they will be treated with the same respect. They simply need to step up their game.
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If comics were canon, ghettos would be a thing
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Remember Snowdrop?
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>>28954228
I remember there was going to be a >rape story involving her and a bunch of bleeding heart ponychanners ree'd until the author abandoned it.
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I member.
Member NLR?
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Cat's Got Your Tongue (CYOA) 2016-11-26 01:45:17 Post No.28943533
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>You give some gentlegriffonly nudges to Parsnip dabbing your face, giving a nod of thanks, but you can finish cleaning yourself.
>Especially since the last few globs of lemon and whipped cream were on your stomach!
>Thankfully, with excellent griffon flexibility, you can handle that, taking a small turn before settling in again, fluttering wings as you tuck, tongue grooming along silky gray fur with one of your hindlegs shifting into the air for that appropriate reach.
>Mmm... mmm! This is a very delicious pie, Poppy wasn't kidding.
>Without the bushes moving about, things get quiet for those moments you're cleaning yourself, taking a look towards the side to see Parsnip, Poppy, and the two vegetable creatures staring at you (you guess the glowing circles on the latter's centers were eyes).
>The silence is broken quite quickly, though, as the zebra laughs wildly, landing on her back with all four legs wiggling in the air, viney creatures rustling rapidly in a giggly sort of shaking themselves on top of her despite being currently freed.
>"Aww, dude! If you wanted ta clean up, haha, I know a pond nearby coulda done it in!" Poppy says between cackles.
>"M-Mister Constable, that's rather inappropriate in front of ladies, don't you think?" the minotaur counteracts the trio's humor beside her, snorting out with blushing cheeks.
>"Pfft, c'mon, man, like you wouldn't do that if you could," the zebra says, still broken up with laughter.
>"I'll have you know, little miss bad influence, that I have far better manners!" she responds with a wag of a finger down at the collapsed Poppy, striped foreleg resuming its grapple on the two viney things as she rights herself in a hurry.
>"Dude, it's just a joke," she replies, giving a little toss of her mussed mane before staring up at the taller female in irritation.
>"This is the Everfree Forest, not a place to joke around!"
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>You clap talons together, making the seething cow and annoyed mare snap out of their argument, letting them take a short breath to relax.
"Yes, this is the Everfree Forest, so calm down or something else will be attracted," you say wordlessly.
"We need to question these... whatever they are to see why they're stopping us from going deeper."
>With that, you point towards the two leafy, viney creatures that had turned their glowing 'eyes' into Poppy's chest fluff.
>"Ahh, what'd he say?" Parsnip asks, seeming kind of embarrassed.
>"He said chill out or more beasties are gonna come... also, to enjoy the show next time," she tacks on with a cheeky smile, minotaur grunting to that before looking at you.
>You give a short glance down your beak at Poppy, who giggles, then tucks down to whisper to the green critters, them rustling some more before she looks up.
>"They said they aren't talking until the big grumpy lady says sorry."
>This makes Parsnip's cheeks burn again, looking at the zebra in disbelief before giving a defiant puff from her snout.
>What should you do?
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>>28943537
Give Parsnip the kitty eyes.
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>>28943537
Apologize for our inappropriate action and kindly ask for Parsnip to say sorry and move this along. And more sternly ask for Poppy to not misinterpret us.
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A lewd CYOA
A pegasus filly with a knack for finding things named Hidden Gem and her best friend Dusty Miller, a young moth-pony colt Have teamed up with Crystal Lattice, a local town creep and aspiring amateur alchemist to try to save their town from going crazy after something on a hill top begins to make household objects come to life, and may possibly be driving ponies crazy.
Thus far these brave foals have managed to defeat a vacuum cleaner, save Gem's mother from a chest of drawers and are currently trying to save Dusty's mom.
Can these unlikely heroes beat the bad guys and save their world?
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Hidden Gem HP: 47
[Actions]
-Bash 10 accuracy 80%
-Drop bash 20 accuracy 50%
-Sky defend accuracy 80%
-Defend accuracy 90%
Items:
-cheese stick
-cookie
-choco-drop
-goggles(half equipped)
-scarf (equipped)
-bat (equipped)
-walkie talkie
Dusty Miller HP:35
[Actions]
-Bash 5 accuracy 80%
-Defend accuracy 90%
-Sky defend accuracy 80%
-Observe accuracy 100%
Items:
-Flashlight
-walkie talkie
-cheese stick
-cookie
-baseball cards
-"back massager"
-frying pan (equipped)
-Shin Guards
-Hearts and hooves Day card (From Hidden Gem)
-Notebook & Pen
Crystal Lattice HP:120
[Actions]
>Buck 10 60%
>Tackle 5 40% (20% to grapple)
>Potion ?
>Swipe 5 80% only counters attackers
Items:
-Rolling Pin (equipped)
-Cyto-Crash Alpha X6 (causes rapid biological changes that hinder the enemy)
-Crag X3 (Turns you into a rocky pony)
-mammoth X1 (Makes you big and hairy)
-Nightwing X2 (Makes you more Bat like)
-Delve X3 (Makes you more fish like)
-Tangle (Sprouts vines from the ground) X4
-mist (makes you into a cloud entity) X1
In Crystal's car:
-LacrosseStick
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You and your friends have Gone back to Dust's house to try and help his possessed mother.
After Calling you a slut and Pushing you out a window Dusty's mom, Paintbrush, Approaches her child threatening to take Dusty back from all of the mares in the world so she can keep him to herself. Even threatening to beat Dusty down until he lets his mother have him.
>You are now fighting Paintbrush
PaintBrush
>HP 200
>Drop Kick 25 75%
>Tackle 15 75% (25% to gapple)
>Gale (Knock-back effect)
>Observe
Choose an attack for Gem, Dusty and Crystal. You can also give Gem dialog to say during the fight that may change things during the battle. You can also Choose to use an item for a character's turn.
Running replaces all party member's turns and has a chance to fail. Running will also leave behind any grappled party members and dragging knocked out party members may reduce the chance of escape, if you choose drag your fallen friends away from the battle with you.
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this is gonna be trouble
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>>28938855
Cyto-crash alpha
Drop Bash
Bash
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Darkest Hour CYOA 2 2016-11-23 14:43:36 Post No.28929782
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Six months have passed since Celestial Siblings defeated Discord and turned him into stone.
Six months have passed since first Equestrian banners rose above Canterlot,former residence of chaos god.
Six months have passed since ponies throughout the world were united under the rule of royal sisters.
But the peace has not yet come into the kingdom.Bandits and outlaws oppress local population, dragons and griffins raid border towns and terrifying monsters,spawned by Discord's ill imagination still roam the land.
It is up to you now to stop them!
You are a member of the Night Guard,fresh out of training and eager to protect your homeland
from all kinds of danger.
You are Frosty Rime, unicorn mare with a talent for cryomancy, private of first Hillhoof regiment.
Current equipment:
Bronze armor and helm of Night Guard.
Spear.
Current party members:
Wild Gust - pegasus mare, private of first Hillhoof regiment.
Argent Dawn - lieutenant earth pony stallion, lieutenant of Night Bringers regiment, known for their worshipping of Moon and Princess Luna.
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"Hey, Gust, what's the matter?Noticed something?"
She blinked a couple of times and shook her head.
"No, nothing, i was just shocked a bit - this whole underground complex and this statue and.." - she began whispering -
"this speech.I just thought lieutenant was reserved one.I did not expect such emotional reaction from him."
Lieutenant was already pushing the massive doors open and you rushed to help him. After some effort you managed to move the doors enough for you to squeeze between them
and emerged into a long hallway. Some kind of magical orbs, put into some niches in the walls, illuminated the room with a faint silver light, and the exit on the other side of the room obviously led upstairs.
"Hurry up, the faster we will reach the surface, the better." Argent Dawn said and steadily moved to the exit.
"Hey, shouldn't we be searching for survivors right now?" Gust whispered to you."Not that I complain, but don't you think it is strange?"
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>>28929783
i assume there must be some urgent reason for us to get up there.
i do hope we are not the only survivors though
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>>28929783
>>28929807
Yeah, I agree. Let's keep respecting the chain of command until we have a compelling reason not to.
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Nonny! Did... did you just... spank me?!
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BAD PONY
I TOLD YOU NO TALKING ANYMORE
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>>28917143
That's for calling me with a retarded bandwagon fandom nickname like Nonny. If it was Anon E. Mouse I'd have raped your asshole.
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I saw a fly and i tried swatting it but it flew off. What else would i be trying to do?
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Dirty Work (Thread 26) 2016-11-13 02:14:59 Post No.28863976
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This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.
Last time, Sharp and Tally got drunk and did silly things. Very silly things.
Last Thread:>>28329598
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
Fanart: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/fanartBeen a while, hasn't it?
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>The familiar chime of the door trills as you step through the front door to the Laugh.
>You take a deep breath and look around, happy to be back.
>The midmorning crowd is pretty light today, only a couple of ponies sitting at the bar.
>You give them your usual friendly smirk, and the bartenders quickly step aside as you pass them by and catch a whiff of someone’s pancakes.
>The kitchen and its cooking isn't the best, but having skipped breakfast anything smells delicious.
>You didn’t even know they served breakfast food!
>The door to the back creaks open on its hinges, and the Laugh's usual dingy self greets you like an old friend.
>The peeling wallpaper, the old weathered floorboards, give you a sense of calming familiarity.
>Nel and a few others are sitting to your right, and she gives you a toothy grin as you step forward.
>Almost like a second home to you now.
>You take a short trot over to Provvie's office, knock, and swoop in to the front of her desk.
"Feels like an age since I’ve seen you, eh?"
>You say happily, still looking about in wonder.
>"What, how long it took you to get here? You took forever today!"
>Provvie chuckles before looking up from her papers.
>You take a seat and click your hooves, suddenly feeling a lot more self conscious.
"Y-Yeah, my girlfriend and I were being a bit silly last night. Mind filling me in on what's happened?"
>Provvie smirks knowingly, and you blush a bit before trying to stammer out a defense,
"W-No, I-I—!”
>But Provvie waves you off with a hoof.
>"Yeah, yeah, we can all use a refresher once in a while. Remember how we talked about or new ties to the Canterlot PD? Well, we've still got our little informant gig together. Don't know why they concealed that we're both informants, but I’ve got a plan to get to the bottom of this. Trust me.”
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>>28863985
Alright, lay it on me.
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>>28863985
I don't think I have a choice, considering everything that has happened.
Ded edition
Friends Forever #34 is still storytimed here!
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>>28953285
Previous thread.
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>stallion
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MLP General 2016-11-27 16:50:50 Post No.28953285
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Friends Forever #34 is still storytimed here!
>>28928884
How often does Celestia get to see her former student? They do appear to keep regular correspondence still, and there's a fair few formal matters that bring them into proximity, but are more casual visits manageable? They seemed close to it when Twilight invited her over to see Starlight's progress, but... events happened (hopefully it wasn't a total wash). Celestia does stay rather busy, but it'd be nice if current circumstances allowed her some more downtime relief.
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Previous thread.
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>filly
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Season 6 & 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
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when does the pony fun start
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Sunset Shimmer Thread: Christmas Edition
Previous Thread: >>28921966
Post pics, and love Sunset. Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9 Sunset Greentexts- Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8 Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
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>Christmas Edition
Oh fuck yeah, let's do this.
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/mlp/ Secret Santa 2016 thread - Ain't no brakes edition 2016-11-25 16:21:04 Post No.28940899
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/mlp/ Secret Santa 2016 thread - Ain't no brakes edition
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Welcome back to the /mlp/ Secret Santa thread! Tell Santa all your wildest wishes, and join us in spreading Yuletide cheer to your fellow anons!
Packages are slowly arriving and the festivities are just getting started so I hope all you anons are ready for the winter.
Discuss Holiday plans while prepping your cards and gifts, swap gift ideas, shit-talk your Santee's tastes in waifu and other pone, and remember to keep the surprise! SO SPOILER YOUR SHIT IF YOU HAVE THE AUTISM TO POST.
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]
To my Santee and card anons. I will be sending things by weeks end. Some stuff finally got to me after being delayed a week.
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I want my gift to be porn permitted on blue board
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>>28940941
Already posted it a few threads ago friend
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Santa Pone, hope you don't mind the autism I packed away as thanks for the swap