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First!

>>28896196
I want to cum inside Limestone so hard. Especially in hulk mode, must be tight as fuck.

Third!

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>>28894509

"Let's go check out the Red Stripe. Maybe we'll get some ideas." Nishan says, pointing them in the direction of the bar.

The group walks some ways over to the bar. The outside seems nice enough. It's a tall, white and blue square building, though it's clear that the bar is only in the basement section of it because of a neon sign pointing down a staircase that reads 'Red Stripe'. There are no windows on the establishment, at least that Emerald can see into.

"S-so we are going to be using me as bait right? You said there is no way that Emerald would get inside." Loupe says, turning to Nishan, who is staring at the door.

Emerald says that he could just loiter somewhere outside the building, or perhaps across the street.

"Hmm... You know if you really want to do this, I suppose we could age you up with a potion..." Nishan says, rubbing her chin, "But that also limits the time you can be out. I think most of those potions only last a few hours."

What does Emerald do?

>>28894544
>I suppose we could age you up with a potion..."

Wait, you have a age up potion? Why do you have that? I thought Joyride said those were hard to make?

>>28894544
I like the potion idea but wouldn't our age seem suspicious. Most ponies have their cutie mark by the time there old enough to enter a bar.

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based

>>28891255
Why is Midnaria so rude?

>>28891273
Midnaria ain't got big boobs like muh aria

>>28890331
>Rip a hole through her pants and panties to reveal her tight athletic blue butthole.
>Rape
"Better watch your ass next time Rainbow Crash."

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>>28890331
Kick her fucking ass of course

>>28890380
kek

>>28883967
Didn't Mr Mech make a recursive drawing of Murky sketching a dashite? Perhaps its canon.

I'd like to think that while Murky is the biggest pegasi sensation in Filly, he isn't the only one. Just as the kids are kept separate, so are the pegasi.
My thoughts on this come from:
1) Protege clearly states that other ponies were offered jobs to make Equestria better. Well they were well paid slaves, but it was an open offer for a time. I could see a number of Dashites showing up to try and make a better world having been walked over by it.

2) Red Eye is aware and preparing for the Enclave for some time. He would need suits and live test subjects to refine the bypass spell bullets on. Yes this does mean those he captured would be presumably shot to death or at least Pip levels of needing potions to recover after being repeatedly shot in the ass.
As well, POW bargaining chips playing off loyalty

3) General Wasteland funkiness. At no point is it brought up that Murky could be a Jesus allegory, a pony vreated from a virgin by conception with a heavenly being. Thus, for Fuzzy all ponies have a chance, albeit small of pulling off pound family genetics and having a pegasi if there has ever been one in hteir family tree or in a related relative's lineage by magic.
Thus, there should be other random pegasi in the wrokforce, just so rare as to be afforded special care or as only foals thus far due to having flown away from any capture attempts.

4) Weathervane had a book
He did after all care for the Wonderbolts, so its quite possible that he had long ago already known of Murky's condition in the MoM hub and simply thought Murky and Unity had died on that fateful day in the Pit, not knowing of either of them beyond poor bastards not meant for this world. Its only after the break into the hospital does he actually know of who Murky is, and remains silent either as part of never realizing something was wrong, or on the same account of Murky remaining quiet about Sundial

>>28886347
>Killing the Augmented Mare
>Not fucking her

Alright, some real discussion here.
The fic titles are boring and don't update that often. There are however a number of other fics that do well in quality and update schedules. Should they be reviewed quickly and added to the update schedule?

We have enough room for 10 more fics in the OP.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11665153

>spike
>getting ANY pussy
>ever

>>28886180
that's a dragon tho

>>28886180
>shipping
>at all
I love it when autists try to pretend their shit is better than other autist's shit, when I reality they're both the same shit.

>>28879939
Hey guys working on the next update as I write this so look forward to that

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>>28879939
>Say hello to Tree Hugger
>"Hello to Tree Hugger."

>>28872993
>>28879947
>Hearing the clopping of hooves on wood you glance to the side to see Coco Pommel making her way up to the stage, legs shaking as she does
>"Uh um hey there everypony we're happy to ha-"
>"WHAT?"
>"CAN YOU SPEAK UP?"
>"O- oh dear um uh..."
>You feel awful for the mare, rubbing the back of your neck you feel a hoof poking your side
>Looking down at Tree Hugger you see her with THAT smirk again
>oh no
>Crouching down to her level you raise an eyebrow at her
"What is it this time?"
>Despite the mock defeat in your voice you can't help but smirk at what might possibly be running around that mare's mind
>"Dude you should like, go up there and do the announcement"
>Your smile drops at this, you weren't a people person, and you certainly aren't a pony person
"Um no"
>Standing up you face the stage trying to ignore the pawing of your leg and the various different forms of "come on" coming from the mare
>Giving a defeated sigh you shoot Tree Hugger a small glare then pull yourself up the stage
>This causes a bit of a stir in the crowd but a raise of your hand lowers it to a mutter
>"Uh um Anon, s- sorry b- but you're not supposed to be up here"
>Glancing at Tree Hugger she gives you a small smile
>Sighing you shake your head and turn to face Coco
"I'm here to help, tell me what you want to say and I'll make sure they hear it"
>This causes many emotions to flash past Coco's face, shock, worry, and relief being the most noticeable
>"O- oh well alright"
>Leaning into your ear she whispers generally what she wants to say
>Turning back to the crowd, you swallow a lump in your throat and take a few deep breaths and cup your mouth

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>>28874396

>>28874396
You dun goofed,famalama, Here's the link for Breaking Horse, since [Insert long name here] got finished.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Cuh8qxD-hk8oMxpuwrH0pD7858VmDOaf9gEjMGo8Ks/edit?usp=sharing

>>28874477
Isn't that the link I used?

>>28872545
>Irony

>>28872551
crushed by the very jackboot we love so dearly

>>28872545
fuck off with your shitty oc

>>28860994
...so you want me to start a flame?
Ok: RARA IS A SLUT

>>28860994
Rarity will never dress you nicely as you prepare to attend high class business banquets in Canterlot.

You will never see how proud she is to have such a respectable and caring husband she always comes to when she's had a long and stressful day at work.

You will never cuddle with her, her mane a mess and her body exhausted but despite this she's still perfect in your eyes.

Hurts lads.

>>28861140
Alas

>>28845023
DECEPTICONS, MOBILIZE

STAR SCOOTS, ACTIVE

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>>28845023
Nice

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>>28845023

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Raggie is for sexual

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Literally just draw a Raggie!! Noice!

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>>28825910
>tfw captcha was GRANT ARA

It knows...

>>28825730
I was promised green, you filthy fucking liar.

>>28826002
>wanting to be a two-pump chump stallion

>>28951388
>what it looks like from the outside
Doesn't matter.
But your pic isn't wrong. AIE is fucking cancer and needs to die.

>>28951405
By "outside" I mean "anyone who doesn't greenbeg or write the same generic stories over and over again." So still on the "inside" of /mlp/ but not involved in AiE circlejerks.

Not all AiE is inherently bad, but AiE that is like this should be roundly mocked.

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>>28951388
>/mlp/ claims many characters in the show to be mary sues even when they don't meet the qualifications
>endlessly bitch about these characters
>write fanfics and jerk off to literal mary sue OCs