You get to go to Equestria, but under one condition...you will be responsible for the daily cleaning and grooming of one of these pony asses, however you can choose which
Your choice?
>>28969296
unicorns because they clean their asses, some can even sterilize them
>>28969296
I would rather kill myself.
>>28969296
Anyone but crusty cunt.
Probably Twi if I had to choose.
Good news privet Ahnon, Trixie is with child.
You will soon be a papa
>>28969230
>>28969230
Oh, thats great.
But what wacky russian tradition must I perform as a ritual so out child grow strong?
>>28969230
"We raise kid like we raise wall in east Germany!"
Rarity invited you to go to the movies with her.
She ask you two question.
Should she invite her little sis and what movie(s) to watch.
>>28969225
>Should we invite Sweetie Bell?
No
>What movie?
Rogue One
>Invite Sweetie?
Yes.
>What movie?
Human Centipede 2
>>28969298
Humble merchant is that you?
Do you guys remember this?
>>28968820
Yeah I 'member
'Member jack t Herbert
>>28968820
shi shi shi shi
>>28968860
ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
What the fuck? Why isn't there any Britannia porn?
>>28968604
It's been removed by the creators of the oc. I've been having the same problem since the Brexit referendum. Only coming across one piece of porn.
>>28968604
Must there be porn of every last pony possible to sake your lust anon?
>>28968622
Wait, didn't the UK just pass an anti web porn law?
Welp, they found the hidden camera you put in the changing room. The plan is to find you, strip you naked, make you walk through the hallways, then beat you up. You have less than 10 minutes until they find you.
What do?
>>28968416
That's enough time to get as far away from the school as possible.
Haha, I win, shitty eqgposting OP.
>>28968416
I'll show them my final form. Following that I'll expose the REAL CULPRIT. And battle him to the death.
>>28968416
STAND MY GROUND
So, /mlp/, who would win? Sun butt or the Emperor of Mankind
>>28968326
>>28968326
>A corpse in a chair
vs
>Princess Worf, princess of jobbing.
She'd find a way to lose.
>>28968370
horsus obviously beats bothin the whiny bitch department
What is she hiding?
>>28968099
Her giant princess cock
>>28968099
Cake.
All the cake.
>>28968099
A sausage.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>28968023
Don't we all?
>>28968023
Where's the footposter?
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.Right behind you.
If the writers suck so much, then why not hire fans?
>>28967784
You know the first, second, and third ones.
>>28967784
Because Vogel was a fan and he managed to write complete shit like ELTSD. So that's not fool-proof either.
>>28967799
>Vogel was a fan
Vogel was the VP of Hasbro Studios. Confalone was a fan, for a real example.
what wentright?
>>28967646
how was school today, huh sport?
>>28967646
Shit sales forcing them to actually make something attractive.
Also smugness.
>>28967646
literally nothing
where are the fucking hooves
Rarity is the most feminine character.
>>28967436
>mobilefag
>human/eqg
>lumineko
M-M-MULTI KILL
>>28967436
>most feminine
Is that code for the one who complains the most?
>>28967443
What the hell do you got against lumineko, trashman?
>>28967479
CUZ IM A TRASHMAN!
I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH OVER AND OVER THE THREAD! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE!
AND THEN I PICK UP THE SAGE-CAN, AND
cuteness
get out
>>28967241
I like this ship. I think they're cute together. And they have some great porn.
>>28967241
Hey Rainbow who's your new frien.....
>Brownish caramel coat
>Shitty grey hair wannabe rainbow
>light-plump eyes
>But worst of all... ITS THAT GUY
You shipping fags really are cancer.
>"ANON! You killed my mother and father! I'm going to kill YOU!"Wat now?
>>28967071
>rape
>>28967071
No, Flurry Heart.
I am your father.
Raggie Thread Pt. 3: You fuckers let it die
>>28966859
Rip.
LIVE, DAMMIT! LLLIIIIIIIVE!
>>28966859
It was autosaging you dofus