Friends Forever #34 is storytimed here!
>>28928884
Does Rainbow Dash make schedules for herself? She might have to follow them when the Wonderbolts need her, but she never seems overly concerned most of the time, even when there's weather to move around. Maybe it's just because she's usually ready to go?Will she ever be early for cider, though?
>>28944517
Previous thread.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>28948407
T H A N K S
I S A A C
horse
>>28948407
This is a Nyx thread now
>Colt
>>28948426
Horse?
>>28948426
Yes.
>>28948407
Filly ate some packing peanuts.
>>28948413
>t. Rarity
>>28948427
Nice
What is your favorite thing about Nyx? I like her sytlish headband!
Ninjas. They're everywhere. Can't stand them.
Nevertheless, it's time for 322: Master Ninja I!
http://derpy.me/MLPG3K
>>28948407
Dash and planning do not go hand in hand
>>28948452
What episodes have you seen? I've seen about 44 episodes.
>>28948459
most of them, over the yearsso close to season 11
>>28948449
I just like her coy personality. It makes her like, bitchy, but sweet, you know?
Loving the sun is suffering.
But it's a good pain.
I just love those My Little Ponies
>>28948478
I still love the ponies, but find myself coming here less and less for some reason.
>>28948477
It's suffering, but it is the life I have chosen
Give me one piece of canonical evidence that Rarity is a slut and you aren't just saying it because you instinctively gravitate towards best pony.
>>28948487
S1E1 - S6E26
>>28948484
Most of the ponies hardly post here anymore, too
>>28948487
Simple Ways.
>>28948432
That is a fairly horsey horse
>>28948485
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>28948487
>best pony
you're absolutely and undoubtedly wrong on that part, friend.
>>28948484
>for some reason
I just don't have fun here like I used toI want to make some friends that like the show so I'll be out of excuses to visit MLPG
>>28948492
He is the horsest horse
>>28948477
You have a sworn duty to serve your Princess, Anon. Do not disappoint her.
>>28948496
Not to say nothing happens here, there's still some artists that live here, but there's certainly less going on. It'll be great if that storyboard thing lifts off and comes to light, but it'll be the first big thing in a while.
>>28948494
If you're implying Celestia is best anything I don't even have to insult you because knowing she'll never be anything more than a prop is enough.
>>28948492
>>28948500
I want to be horse friends with Sunburst
>>28948504
we also had the redraw of the opening
>>28948491
The episode where she was trying to get the attention of someone she's been crushing on, someone that meets all her expectations, and isn't a jerk makes her a slut?
>>28948494
>I wouldn't have it any other way.
well I would be happy with less suffering, too
>>28948494
You are lacking a giant white horse dildo.
>>28948510
Bacon McDouble, Bacon Mc Double
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Guys how do I get autism money? I'm really fucking autistic and socially impaired, can I make that a paycheck?
I'm like Chris-Chan, but more paranoid and less ballsy.
Is it normal to see ponies whenever I close my eyes?
>>28948537
yes
>>28948537
>Is it normal to sea ponies
>>28948508
>you will never be a horse living in the Crystal Empire
>you will nevber be horse friends with Sunburst
>>28948407
Favorite old Nickelodeon show? Mine's Legends of the Hidden Temple.
>>28948533
Have a doctor agree with you, do a medical write up on your autistic ass and then submit it to whatever neetbux place is nearby
Process varies by location.
>>28948533
>I'm like Chris-Chan
No you're not.
>>28948524
It's in the background
>>28948516
That would be ideal, yes.
Pony loosened the lid a little, so that you could successfully bamboozle the voters into thinking you were fit for office.
>>28948525
that one was hilarious
UNTIL YOU ALL _______ ITS MAGIC WITH ME
>>28948571
>>28948571link? I have no idea what he is talking about
>>28948555
The adventures of Pete and Pete.
>>28948453
Dash is planning to get some pizza
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH JOJ
>>28948561
Old Chris, before he donned the bra
I just want the world to leave me alone. No more going to work and being in pain, no more social anxiety eating up every moment of my life. Really just want to disappear, but not suicide yet. If I had financial stability, I think I could do some incredible shit before I clock out.
Why can't I tell a psychologist anything?
>>28948533
No anon you are just lazy
>>28948582
I never put it on YouTube, just a webm sharing site.
Let me get to my desktop and I'll upload it again.
>>28948591
Have you tried talking to a pony psychologist
>>28948591
Because you think blogging in MLPG is in any way acceptable
You wouldn't breed a goddess would you?
>>28948601
I'll be waitingfuturama_dog.gif
>>28948591
>before he donned the bra
I feel like you're underestimating just how fucked Chris was before that.
>>28948612
My seed shall become eternal
>>28948612
>breed
Nyet.
>>28948612
Can we do it while flying?
If so yes.
>>28948591
You sound like a fucking pussy who finds real life too hard. Two options:
a) Suck it up
b) KYS
>>28948613
https://webmshare.com/8yxXL
>>28948634
that's great
>>28948624
I've had the world on my shoulders too long and nobody else around me will help carry the weight. I want to run away from it and suicide is completely viable.
I dunno, I'll go think about some stuff. Bye.
>>28948643
But seriously what kind of asshole only gives someone three pieces of bacon?
Autistic, socially inept pony princess spinoff when?
>>28948652
when the other guy is a dick who didn't pay for or cook the bacon
>>28948652
Someone who knows that her weekly intake of meat is in that plate and thus is trying to make her colon great again?
>>28948666
Why would you invite someone over for bacon if you're going to act like this?
>>28948673
You're not her mom or her doctor.
>>28948407
guys
the thing is
i really like the word pony. i just like saying it
>>28948698
And Pone. Pone is a great word.
>>28948685
Twiggles loves bacon way too much
>>28948701
yes
i'm tempted to adopt some backwoods patois just so i have more excuses
>>28948685
>invite
THOSE ARE SOME FUCKING IMPLICATIONS
Can I get the discord link
>>28948703
No twilight, ponies are not for eating
>>28948722https://discord.gg/8t8xh
>>28948731
It's not her fault they look like they belong in a balanced breakfast
>>28948711
>not inviting the princess to breakfast
>>28948734
Thank you, kind sir. Now I can make all those elite snobs feel uncomfortable about having new people in their so-called sanctuary lifeboat orgy chatroom!
>>28948738
>>28948703
>Bacon
>Yellow and orange
I'm confused
>>28948734
go fuck yourself saucer you disgusting enabler
>>28948751
She is clearly a corndog
>>28948753
Eat shit applefag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28948659
It's called Luna Eclipsed
>>28948751
Have you never seen crispy bacon before
>MLPG groups
>>28948753no one even joined the server
>>28948767
My bacon is usually never yellow and orange.
>>28948777
Are you saying that the whole "there's tons of people on it" is a joke
>>28948787
He is saying the guy that asked for the invite didn't actually use it
>>28948773
It's better this way.
Once mlpg is fragmented, it will fall.
>>28948787
Are you retarded?
>>28948802
It's more of a subset than a different set
>>28948802
>Once mlpg is fragmented, it will fall.
Why are you talking like MLPG never had off-site groups and shit?I only made that post because every time one of these groups springs up a bunch of bullshit always manages to follow them. Every time. No matter what.
Stop being stupid
>>28948815
>Why are you talking like MLPG never had off-site groups and shit?
Because the sub is dead?
Nobody seriously used the fabled "skype chat" or "steam chat".
They were just a meme.
>>28948819
there were lots of people in the skype chat
I can't really speak for the steam group
>>28948819
>Nobody seriously used the fabled "skype chat" or "steam chat".
Just because you didn't use them doesn't mean no one else did.
>>28948824
>there were lots of people in the skype chat
"People" is a pretty big word.
Would you say Nonymous was a "person"?
>>28948815
>>28948819
I thought the offsite MLPG groups were only for the shitposters and occasional drawfag.
>>28948751
Why do they both seem so flustered in this picture? Why is Shimmer literally shaking right now?
>>28948815
this one has been surprisingly drama free, at least with regard to the thread
>meanwhile pineapple made a mumble server and nobody ever gave half a shit
>>28948819
There were multiple skype chats that people used. Don't know why you would deny anyone using them since we had a big stink about artist getting their feeling hurt in there and that one asshole that would post screenshots from the chat.
The thing you said about the steam chat is beyond retarded because when the steam group first started it was used heavily and then when a lot of people stopped using it there were still people in there talking. We even had a really annoying shitposter whose home was pretty much the steam chat.
Like fuck the sub wasn't even on my mind because people barely used that when it was newyou fucking idiot
>>28948858
>>28948851
I gotta get some work done on Ponecraft this weekend.
I have a new idea for the prep table UI that will hopefully be more clear. Also you know, making it actually render instead of being a hole in spacetime.
>>28948850
But it's probably filled with incredibly unfunny people who do nothing but use in-jokes and reference memes because they think they're hilarious.
>>28948858
>>28948873It took me a while to get used to it. I just have to remember that nothing anyone says in there matters.
>>28948873
a stunningly accurate description
>>28948873
So it's like MLPG?
>>28948881
why are you even there if it's literally /b/ with ponies
>>28948881
>>28948887
That's how all these groups always are. Not even just MLPG. Just off-site groups for 4chan in general.
>>28948889
Right. I get enough of that shit here.
>>28948873
it's really not as bad as that
but inevitably some people are retarded
>tfw you never know if some of those comments are aimed at you
>>28948934Probably not
>>28948934
This one isi don't care if you shitpost, I love you
>>28948960
ha, gaaay
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>28949017
Goodnight Lily.
>>28949024
>>28948897Where else would I go?
>>28949042
You're looking extra pink today, Daisy.
>>28949042
It's the changelings, rose
>>28949061
Changelings are not real.
The entire canterlot wedding incident a few years ago was just natural gas
>>28948858
>>28949066
that's just what you read from /rol/, as in you are royally incorrect.
>>28948873
>MLP:FiM S5E22
Thanks for coming! Next week, 323: The Castle of Fu Manchu, with Christopher Lee in the titular role!
Don't forget the continuing pony stream tomorrow! Into the latter part of S4 now!
>>28948879
Pinkie Apple Pie was absolute greatness.
>>28949092
What a nice post. Have a teen filly.
>>28949066
There must be some conspiracy theorist cult in Equestria, simply too much world-ending threats happened over a short time after the Elements of harmony reappeared not to be suspicious.
>>28949103
Apples to the core is still in my top 5
>>28949122APPLES FOREVER
>>28949197
APPLES TOGETHER
>>28949208WE'RE FAMILY BUT SO MUCH MORE
Race Realist Rarity
>>28949231
I don't know what that means but I'm going to post Rarity because I love her
>>28949269
Apples should be removed
>>28949279
sexually?
>>28949279
I'm gonna remove you
Dash wrote you a song
it's about her
wanna hear it?
>>28949296
No.
>>28949307
but she spent all day on it
I've returned from the Crystal Empire with wonderful news. I successfully fondled Sunburst, and it turns out he is very well endowed.
Huzzah
>>28949309
Get away from me, Rainbow Dash.
>>28949316
>>28949296
Why doesn't Dash make a song about Rarity instead
>>28949336
http://mlpg.co/rarity/
>>28949336
>Rarity, you're a cute mare
>Any dress, you can fix
>And the stallions, they all love you
>because you, suck their
>>28948734hmu with a fresh one
>>28949352
https://discord.gg/nVpe3
FILLY. MARKERTOS SAY.BOOP.
JUSTTHICC
MY
PONES
UP
>>28949429
I'm watching, pony
>>28949439
>>28949428
I messed up and thicced the humans instead
https://ibin.co/30m3sDuW5T6k.jpg
https://derpibooru.org/1304321
>>28949446
What if you thicc thedorks
>>28949445
yeah that was pretty cool
good job
>>28949446
Fair enough
>>28949451acceptable
>>28949468
>>28949465http://i.imgur.com/1yBIwg1.png
>>28949569
>boi-oi-oi-oi-oing
chest
time to turn the lights down and get real comfy with your bird pony
you're listening to the Pegasus hour
>>28949638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTxg-15TfHg
Pony is in training.
>>28949638
aight
>>28949647
I wonder whatever happened to the Sunfall CYOA
IMPROPER BOOPING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
IMPROPER BOOPING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
SOMEPONY BETTER NOTIFY THE CHIEF OF POLICE
>>28949647
You reminded me of a song that I had back in high school but have since lost. All I can remember is that there was this sample that said "snowing" and a weird one at the end with something about "flashes flood".
>>28949659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1zbGFGQTq0
>>28949638
>>28949647
This is my favorite time of night.
>>28949709
>>28949638
Can I just tape wings on AJ and cuddle her instead?
>>28949709
that pegapon is 2smol
>>28949715
no, but you can help her get some real ones
Filly wants to meet Fidel Castro someday.
>>28949713
pregasus
>>28949736
>that mane
>>28949745
>mom hairunf
>>28949638
great ship, i literally just finished fapping to pic of them
>>28949812
it was this
https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=1238504
>>28949822
>>28949827
>fs likes it
unf
>>28949869
and then Ponka ruined everything
>>28949883
it's always the quiet ones
>>28949883
I actually can't even see what it is
>>28949890
i tried to find it on derpibooru first but it wasnt there for some reason
Ponæ
>>28949900
Bræburn
>>28949900
pone dispenser
>>28949908
>tfw no waifu machine
>>28949908
>Anon's been trying to win a waifu for weeks now
>>28949905
>>28949908
Las Pegasus must have pony strip clubs
>>28949917
They're already naked Anon.
The only thing that comes close are clubs where ponies slowly put on clothing.
>>28949925do they ever let you dress the pony yourself?
>>28949925
Or like, straight up sex clubs.
>>28949917
They are already naked all the time anon
They do however have clubs where ponies slowly don full riding tackpony wears the saddle
What are some video games you would play with pony?What are some games they would be able to play with just hooves?
>>28949939
I want to play Ping Pong with this horse.
>>28949945
Literally any fighting game.
>>28949925
>>28949929
So, like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WivgqkE8Mp0
>>28949976
Of course, Rarity's fashion boutique is the sluttiest place in town.
>>28949976
yes basically
>>28949945
I'd play old SNES games with unicorn pony.
>>28949945
Snes Sim City
>>28950043
What a hoe
>>28949945
Dynamite cop
>>28950043
Family Circus is better than I remember now it seems
>>28950043
weeding is serious business
>>28950050
5 star post
>>28949822
>blocked to non-members
>>28950066
it takes like a minute to register and confirm your age
but for this image it's not really worth it
i want to cum inside a brony
>>28950096
but I'm so lazy
focken
watchin wee horses on the telly
>>28950138
That's great Anon, lower those expectations.
>>28950140
Then don't do it
It's a shitty anibaru picture
not like there's a pic from anibaru that isn't shitty, anyway
>>28950153
FINE I WONT
Imagine
>>28950173
okay
I'm imagining a pony
what now
>>28950191
imagine her
smooching you
>>28950202
I really like that. Now what?
>>28950215
imagine her
turning into a cute stallion
>>28950215
Oh no what happened to her back legDo I have to put her down now
>>28950211
that is too much fluff
>>28950228
Ok anon I don't know what thoughts you're trying to put in my head now but I don't like it one bit
>>28950250
yeah you're right, there's no such thing as a cute stallion
>>28950238
It'll grow back
>>28950253
I think you're mistaken
all the stallions are cute
>>28950215
Pony smooches.
>>28950296
>you will never get a big handful of Applecheek
>>28950308
would you slip a finger into her apple core?
>>28950358
But what ifthere are worms?
>>28950434
>>28950451
>>28950500
I want to tease Dash about her cute butt until she gets angry
She didn't mean to destroy S3 and the whole franchise.
Let's call up some pony hookers and really get this party started.
>>28950572
>>28950582
...the agency said they were sending a pegasus mare
>>28950590
uh, here you go
>>28950600
Why wouldn't I want a hug?
>>28950669
Because she's not a pegasus, duh.
>>28950704
but I want to hug the pon
>>28950711
>>28950582
Sweetie Belle is cute. C U T E !
What does hugging a pony feel like?
>>28950739
jeez dash, just show your ass off to the world
>>28950739
Like bags if fuzz
>>28950745
But ponies don't normally wear clothes. Is that what she's doing all the time?
>>28950793
she's presenting
Silver Spoon!
>>28950795
likes girls
>>28950795
I love Princess Silver Spoon
>>28950793
she's so dainty on her hooves
>>28950739
Warm body, soft fur, taught flanks, a big soft belly, and a silky mane and tail.
>>28950799
It's just a phase. She'll get back into men soon enough.
>>28950839
doubtful
>>28950844
You just need to give her a little push. Maybea kiss in the mouthwill return her to her senses.
>>28950739
Likeimagination
teats
>>28950853
please do not kiss fillies on the mouth
>leaves/lgbt/to check on mlpg
>lesbian fillies
I don't know why I ever leave here. This place has it all.
>>28950879titties
>>28950879
Go on.
>>28950894
>>leaves /lgbt/ to check on mlpg
go back
>>28950739
bags of sand
>>28950915
It's fine. Let me post some more lesbian horses. You guys like that, right?
>>28950901
You like teats dont you Tex
>>28950930
they're my favorite!
>>28950934
I like mares and everything they come with.
>>28950935
Good
>>28950930
What about gay stallions?
All I want in lfie is to be in a harem with 2 mares and a stallion
>>28950953
yes
pony
>>28950953
This is also good.
Straight ships are okay too I guess.
I miss /pol/
>>28950973
Me too.
>>28950945
But what if one teat is slightly bigger than the other
>>28950946
>rarity not in the dress
I kind of like it
>>28950955
>more than one significant other
dropped
I miss ponies
>>28950955
>fantasizing about being a cuck
how low can one person go?
>>28950991
We've moved on, Celestia.
>>28950985
Massage the smaller one daily until it's as large as the other one.
>>28951007
Among other activities.
>>28951011
TEX GET OUTTA THE GUTTERAND INTO YOUR WAIFU
What's each of the mane 6's favorite drinks? We already know Dash loves Cider.
>>28951019
Wholesome marital activities aren't in the gutter at all.
>>28951019
Butt-butt or hoof-butt.
Which one do you choose?
>>28951035
vagina
>>28951047
>>28951049
DAS RITE
>>28951047
But theres nothin there
>>28951055
>mares won't drop the illusion for him
ohohoho
>>28951061She prefers it oneven during sex
>>28951064
So how many times was it the wrong hole?
>>28951074
Thats the fun partthere is no wrong hole
>>28951061
That can still be fun.
>>28950991
Did someone say ponies
>>28951022
AJ probably favors her homemade apple pie flavored moonshine. Or just drinking it straight.
Rarity would want something classy she could sip on. Wine makes sense; champagne in social gatherings. That's the only thing available anyway.
Twilight likes that cocktail her Canterlot friends made her try that one time but she can't be asked to remember the name and doesn't normally get drunk anyway. She would just drink the cider everyone else is drinking.
I don't think Fluttershy drinks all that much. Not after last time. And Pinkie typically just pours vodka into the punch bowl.
>>28951100
I don't know why, but I like to think Fluttershy is a functioning alcoholic because only alcohol doesn't make her a complete autist when interacting with ponies.
>>28951111
I could see Fluttershy learning she's more social with a few drinks in her. But she also seems like the type to overdue it every time. Or do something stupid with all that liquid courage in her.
You would have to keep an eye on her.
>>28951123
>gets drunk
>immediately starts bawling about how no stallion wants her loud enough for everyone to hear her
>>28951131
Fluttershy is so cute, why won't a stallion date her?
>>28951147
She's too shy.
No stallion wants a mare who isn't assertive and outgoing.
>>28951147
Being cute doesn't mean shit if she's too afraid to even talk to people. Hopefully by the end of the series she's capebale enough to be a fully functional adult when it comes to talking to ponies. She's made progress but still has a lot to learn.
>>28951178
What's so comfy?
>>28951199
>not putting in the effort to get close to her and have her open up for you
>>28951229
I mean, in this hypothetical situation I would love to. But in Reality Fluttershy is a complete socially inept women who would run away from any source of contact from a stallion trying to do anything towards her.
I would love nothing more than to slowly warm up to her, but really she is such a tough cookie to crack just to win a government worker who is friends with chaos incarnate.
When you dream of pony, pony dreams of you.
>>28951255
WAKE UP PONY
>>28951235
what is she doing in public exactly
>>28948415
Well, what are you waiting for?
>>28951272
a cuter mare
>>28951272
A younger mare.
>>28951272
a big stallion
>>28951275
you shut up. cheerilee is a super cutie.
>>28951272
a younger, cuter, bigger stallion
>>28951272
a prettier mare
>>28951289
she's alright
>>28951008
>>28951272
To wake up.
>>28951264
Things she shouldn't be doing in public,like hoof holding
>>28951298
>>28951295
I-I suddenly need more pics like this...
>>28951307
okay
>>28951313
Hot for teacher, Anon?
mango pony brought you a snack
>>28951337
it had better not be another mango
>>28951340
it's a mango
>>28951341
throw it on the ground
>>28951008
>>28951298
>>28951307
these are really cute
>>28951336
Not even that. Just confident mare in panties.
>>28951350
you know who else is really cute?
>>28951355
...pony?
>>28951358
yeah
>>28951350
I wish I knew the source so I could see them all
Assuming there's more
>>28951345
rude
but that's okay
she'll get you another
>>28951364
where is she getting these
>>28951366
the mango generator
Stop ponying
you may now resume ponying
>>28951368
shove the mango into her mouth, peel and all
>>28951378
pony swallows it whole and smiles
>>28948449
i like that shes not cannon
>>>/int/67933716
well /mlpg/
>>28951387
Boop mango pony
>>28951410
They both smell. Blue ones are more crusty.
>>28951411
pony scrunches
>touch my hooves anon
>>28951430
I'm not falling for this again.
Last time I touched you I went to pony jail.
Do you know what they do to humans in pony jail?
>>28951410
blue are tighter
>>28951447
No.
>>28951447
>>28951447
Give you longer time outs?
>>28951447
turn you into a pony?
>>28951447
Mandatory friendship therapy?
Do you think the Shys invited Dash over for Thanksgiving?
>>28951484
can I turn myself in
I'm guilty of having impure thoughts about the princesses
I got this ported over
>>28951494
I would stuff that mom.
>>28951522
shes taken senpai
>>28951494
>"So Fluttershy, when are you going to give us grandfoals?"
>>28951530
>soon!
>>28951494
>Neetgreen gets a little too drunk and starts hitting on Dash
>>28951546
can't blame him for trying
>>28951542
I'm starting to suspect you never had pants at all
>>28951540
They'll make some beautiful magical gay spawn
>>28951540
>tfw you don't have two mares for parents
Two mares
Two stallions
One of each
I don't care. I just want to be a pony.
>>28951604
six stallions
>>28951607
Those are some big stallions
>>28951620
big stallions best stallions
>>28951574
>>28951574
>>28951593
fuck do i hate that shit
intensely
>>28951623
>>28951631
FlutterDash or lesbian mare babies?
Thoughts on finale?
>>28951640
I enjoyed it
>>28951640
goodnot all that keen on the new bug design though
>>28951633I want to rest with that stallion
>>28951639
both
>>28951650
have you no heart?
>>28951640
i liked it. i kind of like the new bug designs, except the wing tailseriously, what the fuck is up with thatand thorax's design looks like vomit at a gay pride parade.
marriage material
>>28951677
>thorax's design looks like vomit at a gay pride parade
there wasn't nearly enough white for that
>>28951690
you take that one
I'll take this one
What villain would you most like to fuck?
>>28951718
Chrysalis morphed into Sweetie Belle
>>28951718
chrysalis asherself because she's cute
>>28951727
gross
>>28951724
>>28951645He's a very big boy, anon
>>28951757
you know she wants to
>>28951758
I enjoy being the little spoon
"Fertilize me!"
>>28951690
Why are mares so marriageable?
>>28951815
>pinkie pie wife
oh
my god
>>28951815
>no applehat
>>28951815
imagine your waifu with your last name
>>28951820
she'd be afunwife
>>28951827
dumb american culture
>>28951827
RainbowGoebbles
>>28951827
muh heart
>>28951827
RarityGoldberg
>>28951820
Make her the happiest little housewife.
remember to check your fillies daily for fleas
ponyboner
https://derpibooru.org/1304461
>>28951864
tell me about your mother
>>28951857
ANON, NO!
ANTHROPONK IS FORBIDDEN!
>>28951873
no mods we die like men
>>28951869
well, for starter's she's not a giant magical horseprincess
>>28951864
its
SHIT
Damage the pony
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>28951857
>cute anthro stuff like this is against the rules
>but eqg shit isn't
I would literally erase the no anthro rule, even if it meant shit anthro or whatever would be posted, just to get rid of eqg from here
>>28951916
amen to that
>>28951916
Or just kill off EQG.
We'd lose a fetish general or two at worst.
>>28951916
>>28951918
>at worst
are you implying that losing one of those garbage threads is a loss
>>28951916
I have still yet to watch a single eqg movie.
>>28951942
>Waking up at 10AM.
>Missing out on the beautiful morning.
>>28951955
Yeah yeah shut up
just 5 more minutes
>>28951955
>morning
Fuck morning.
>>28951916
It's funny how the EqG chicks are official MLP anthro's.
>>28951916
Kek
Stay assblasted f a m
>>28951916
Yeah, no. First of all /mlp/ is for ALL pony content. Whether you like it or not EqG is part of the MLP franchise so it's not going anywhere as long as this board stands.
Second it's retarded to trade an official part of the franchise for something that isn't part of the franchise and it's pretty much regulated to fan art shit. Not only that but it's banned material site wide except for /trash/.
Third those threads and pictures make up a minor amount of the activity of this board, you can easily ignore it.
You have the tools to ignore something you don't like. Stop being lazy and use them instead of bitching
>>28952003
*seven minute long fart noise*
>>28952003
>eqg
>pony
opinion discarded to be honest
your doug shit will never be mlp
>Got a new phone because mine was shitting the bed.
>Transferring apps, guy says it will take like three minutes.
>App says 20 minutes.
>mfw I have way too much horse music.
>>28952016
Too bad for yoo that Doug shit is part of the same franchise as the carebear shit.
I mean you can deny it all you want but reality goes against that viewpoint
>>28952003
>franchise snobbery on the pony containment board
plsno
think about it, you're being incredibly silly and hypocritical
>>28952021
dumb reddit frog poster
Ignore non-horses.
Acquire equines.
Very small equines.
pony is losing objective apples
To the janitor that was deleting ERP shitposting last night, thanks.
To the posters who couldn't figure out why they were deleted, ERP belongs in its containment threads on >>>/mlp/ or better yet off the board.
>>28952044
I love the small equines.
>>28952044
Could they really be consider equines?
DuskBlitz best genderswap ship.
>>28952076
Twidash is shit in all incarnations
r63 Twilight/Moondancer is obviously the best
>>28952078
You're shit in all incarnations.
Go sniff a messed diaper you fucking stooge.
>>28952076
How far do you have to deviate from canon to justify Twilight x Rainbow Dash? Have you even watched the show?
>>28952088
Are you implying shipping any of the mane 6 together "makes sense?"
I'd never claim it did. I just enjoy shipping pairs together in very particular way in regards to what I see as potentially cute. Like Dash and Twi snuggling together and reading Daring Do. I do kind of like the Jock/Nerd dynamic in a romance too.
Is it canon? No. Are any of them canon? No. Doesn't mean it aint fun to imagine and play around with.
Twinkie is the best ship, with the best name and all the cutestcanon
>>28952084
Go read some TAW trash you fucking faggot
>>28952094
That's not what I'm implying. You're an idiot.
>>28952096
>implying
Most Canon Ships =My Ships
Least Canon Ships =Your Ships
These are objective, canon facts and if you don't like them go play around in a busy street.
Dumb shipposters
>>28952103
>Someone posts a four word comment about a gay romance
>Instantly everybody in the vicinity gets extremely upset and starts performing mental gymnastics over whats canon and whats not in a completely non canon discussion to support their own shit tooth and nail.
You're all scum. All ships are equally leaky.
Here's a good ship for you all. Be warned though, it's really radical and out there.
Shining Armor x Cadance
>>28952103
Ships make me happy.
I know they are not real but imagining them is always fun and cute.Unless it's a ship I don't like. Then I couldn't care less
>>28952117
WTF ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING NON CANON KYS
>>28952117
>All ships are equally leaky
Yeah OK
>willingly cucking yourself
wew lads
>>28952128
Do you have brain damage
>>28952117
>>28952128
Here's the only canon ship.All Ponies x Me
>>28952126
My nigga
Praise the sun, my niggas
>>28952134
Whatever gave you that idea? Was it the meme words?
>>28952149
But which one?
There are so many
why is there no laptop that has a "mouse"wheel next to the touchpad? you could easily sink it into the casing deep enough that it's no problem at it would be so much more convenient than the multi touch gestures which only work ~70% of the time and even then aren't as good as a wheel
>>28952149
Sol Invictus soon, fellow heathen.
Blessings of Apollo be with you.
>>28952158
the one that can both fly and use magic
>>28952148
Even if they're obviously not gay, they still have the strongest friendship out of the main 6,
>>28952149
I praise it every morning
>>28952162
I like that one too
>>28952163
I'm not really sure if I ship it or not, but I do enjoy their interactions the most and they're the best horses so I have a lot of them saved.AJ is my favorite and my best friend's is Rarity so there's some lewd subtext here
>>28952149
Even if you think of another pony while praising the sun, it's all still going to Celestia, Princess of the Sun.
>>28952171
If you think of a non-pony though, it just goes nowhere.
>>28952159
>actually using the multifuck pseudogesture fuckery
So what medication are you on to prevent fits that would otherwise land you in a nuthouse?
>>28952184
>So what medication are you on
pones.
>>28952186
Interesting. Do you take them orally?
>>28952184
2-finger scrolling works fine if you don't have
I - a shit laptop with a shit touchpad
II - Alzheimers
P.S. Apple isn't the only one who makes solid touchpads.
>>28952064
The smallest ones are the best
>>28952192
no, the doc injects them straight into my heart
>>28952201
cue the Pulp Fiction scene
>>28952196
I've never used an Apple laptop but Clevo laptops have the best touchpads I have ever used. Never had problem with the multi finger gestures either.
Also they have separate mouse buttons too, not that shit where you have to click the bottom of the touchpad itself.
>>28952025
Wouldn't that be better directed at the person he's replying to?
Friendship>Love
>>28952352
nah
>>28952357
>Love
>just pushes Crysalis and the changelings away
>friendship
>completely cripples Chrysalis future plans, reforms all the other changelingsand makes them uglyand saves the day
>>28952352
Eat shit
>>28952378
>most trash princess
>represent """love"""
>>28952386
>trash princess
I didn't post Celestia.
>that one Candyassfag who always rags on Celestia
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN
all of the princesses are good princesses
>>28952397
I'm sorry you can't handle someone not liking Celestia.
>>28952399
This post is right. All two princesses are good.
>>28952422
denial isn't healthy, anon
*all* the princesses
>>28952455
I really only like the two
But seriously how do we fix her?
>>28952466
She's already in a good place.
Why do you think she needs fixing?
>>28952455
>tying the magical equivalent of a nuclear bomb to your chest
>>28952466
some decent episode with Shining Armor, give her some actual personality, some backstory
damn we need two-parter for this shits
>>28952475
>give her some actual personality
She has one
>backstory
She has one
>Today is Pie in the Face Day
>>28952466
I dunno about that but I just saw her and Skyla in a commercial
>>28952476
like what?
>>28952475
You forgot to mention giving her a redesign. Her garish pink scheme is awful. Get rid of the gradient wings, remove a color from her mane and change her body model slightly.
>>28952484
The usual generic things you can say about a pony: She's kind, caring, loving, etc. She also loves foals and we know this because of her history as a baby sitter. She likes to adventure and finds the royal duties she has to put up with in the crystal empire boring. She's also pretty laid back compared to Luna (if you only pay attention to show Luna) and Celestia. We know both those things from the episode with Discord. It's not much, sure, but it's there.
Her backstory is something we know from her first apperance and this is ignoring the book that tells us how she became an alicorn.
She was Twilight's foal sitter and spent the most time with Twilight when she wasn't with Celestia. Again, not much, but it's there.
All of this is pretty good for a character that only really has one episode dedicated to fleshing her out and one that we see maybe two or three times a season
>>28951280
A filly?
Good morning My Little Ponies!
>>28952530
Shut the fuck up Cheerilee
>>28952520
Stupid sexy fillies
>>28952543
smug pony?
>>28952556
Cute pony.
>>28952562
nice
NICE
I will fight to protect the ponies.
>sunday is ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zElqj8xFsv0
You think this is how ponies in the FiM universe have ultrasounds done too?
>>28952659
>sex with bats
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
any quick requests?
I'm doing comms rn but I want some cooldown sketches in between
>>28952481
Plenka's favorite day.
>>28952687
Twilight Sparkle with buttplugs for legs
>>28952687
Fillies in ghost costumes ariving at Zecora's hut for Nightmare Night
>>28952687
Gilda and Greta doing bird things
>>28951827
i have a double double barreled surname with a total of 16 letters she would lose the rather longish lulamoon but its still 8 extra letters and a hyphen on top of the great and powerfull
she would never be able to fill in forms i already have trouble fitting my name on forms and i only have 5 leters in my first name
>>28951827
>implying I wouldn't pick her name
She's royalty, Anon.
>>28951827
That's fucking stupid
>>28952687
Draw one of your OCs with a Jotaro-tier hat
>>28952740
blyat
>>28952740
>you get to go to equestria
>but you end up in griffin country
>and they all speak in vodka runes
>>28951697
no pony humans are not for sexual or marriage
>>28951718
spoilt milk
>>28952284
>not that shit where you have to click the bottom of the touchpad itself.
wait are there auctualy laptops that do that because thats retarded
>>28952762
I am not entirely sure what he means but my laptop has both buttons under the botom of the touchpad (so you have to press down the touchpad itself) and physical buttons above it which are completely seperate from the touchpad.it also has a clitmouse so I just always have the touchpad turned off and use the physical buttons and clit
>>28952756
Polish uses latin so it's not that bad.
did you remember to prepare for your friendship exam?
>>28952687
Fluttershy in a cute hat
All I wanted is to hug all the ponies.
That and marry, fuck and breed my waifu.
>>28952687
fluttershy the jacks master
>>28952687
Fluttershy not existing
Reading through >>28952625 is kind of entertaining.
How often do we get Anons completely new to the show and willing to discuss it anymore?
>>28952860
make love to*
What does the letter say?
>>28952928
I want to fuck and breed Applejack.
I can't fucking believe Prequel hasn't updated in a year and a half
>>28952935
"Harry's not here this week, do you want to be my temporary bear?"
>>28952941
It hasn't? I've always been meaning to get back into prequel, but that news kind of doesn't make me want to bother.
Honestly, though, I'm surprised it went on as long as it did.
>>28952936
That's my wife and you can't have.
>>28952964
it was auctualy only a little more then 1 year
and it updated 2 days ago
>>28952975
I liked the idea in the S5 finale and Twilight's princess book that the map updates in real time.
I'm curious if that will ever come up as a plot element in the show.
>>28952982
>and it updated 2 days ago
1)A text saying "I'm sorry i haven't updated yet"
is not a fucking update
2) the latest update is dated july 2015 (the october 2015 update is four pre-used and mirrored images with four pre-used text responses
One year and a fucking half.
>>28952989
Well, they did bring the map back, and it's not broken right now.
the pony you love
>>28953020
What about her?
>>28953020
Yes?
>>28952927
I really doubt anyone starting watching this show would visit /mlp/ of all places.
>>28953115
If they frequent 4chan then it would make sense.
goodbye horses
>>28953115
It's most likely someone from a different board. If that's the case then they wouldn't visit any other place other than /mlp/.
>>28953115
when i started watching SU i went back to /co/ just to shitpost about it as i was watching it in the SU general
>>28953020
What about her?
>>28953020
What about him?
>>28953164
Applebloom called dibs though
>>28953192
I don't own any merchandise. Stop projecting.
>>28953192
Because they're better than you. They have an actual nose instead of a blank nothing. Is it a birth defect? How do you even breathe?
>>28953211
Don't bully Sweetie Belle.
run
>>28953133
Gotta hate it when your butt mark falls off
LAST THREAD ON THE BOARD
SEE YOU GENTLEMEN ON THE OTHER SIDE
>>28953270
No, just do it.