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Twifags are ____
Applefags are ____
Rarifags are ____
Pinkiefags are ____
Flutterfags are ____
Dashfags are ____
Go on, say something nice
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>>28981171
>Twifags are cancer
>Applefags are cancer
>Rarifags are cancer
>Pinkiefags are cancer
>Flutterfags are cancer
>Dashfags are cancer
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>>28981180
Apple fags aren't that bad
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>>28981171
>Twifags are cucks
Applefags are cucks
Rarifags are cucks
Pinkiefags are cucks
Flutterfags are cucks
Dashfags are cucks
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Has anyone here ever actually been called out/looked at strangely for buying MLP stuff in public? By either a cashier or other customers? I've never experienced it, most cashiers don't seem to give a fuck.
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>>28981028
Never ever. I'm even in the secret santa right now and brought a big bubble mailer envelope completely covered in stickers and hearts all over it to the counter to get it mailed out and the worker was genuinely happy about it and just said "That's so cute!" even though the recipient's name is male. Nobody cares.
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It depends on the time of day. Before lunch I'm judging the shit out of you, after lunch I don't care.
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>>28981057
I know people like you.
Hate some of em, love some of em
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Be honest, do you still watch the show?
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>>28979109
yeh
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>>28979109
Yup
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>>28979109
The show bums me out, after season 6. I haven't watched it recently.
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I want to make Pinkie cry
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you bastard
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>>28978492
It wouldn't be hard.
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>>28978492
I hate that bitch too OP. My fantasy is to crush her mentally and emotionally. i want to tell her my birthday is coming soon, that will hype her up to the point where she can barely take it. She will be so excited that my birthday will be soon and she'll have so much fun with all her little friends partying and bullshit. She'll work so hard to make everyone happy and when the time comes, I'll not show up. I'll not tell anyone about my birthday anyway so no one else will come either. I want her to sit all alone and depressed surrounded by her hard work that she put in and have no one around to appreciate it.
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Couldn't remember my waifus name yesterday due to memory loss from a severe brain injury I received as a kid. It is only getting worse as I get older and doctors can't really help me. In June I drove over two hours on my way home from a friends house because during the drive, I forgot where I was and where the fuck I was going. He only lives 15 mins from me. I had to stop in a Home Depot parking lot and calm down.
I forget friends names and faces and I'm forgetting my own waifu. Can we please have a Rainbow Dash thread so that I may have cute pics of her on my phone if I forget her name again ?
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Set a wallpaper.
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>>28977331
Sure
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The 71st episode of Death Battle is confirmed to be Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie
So. Yeah. Predictions?
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>>28974251
>predictions
That the only pussy you've ever touched is your own.
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Lot's of butthurt if Pinkie wins. Which, given RD VS Starscream, she will.
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>>28974251
Maybe I'm biased, but I don't see any realistic way Pinkie is going to win. Deadpool kills people for a living and is immortal. Pinkie bakes cakes to cheer up her friends.
Deadpool vs Twilight would be slightly more balanced.
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>It's been 2 years since you have been transported to Equestria
>It's nothing close to what you expected.
>You have been alienated, embarrassed, ridiculed, and even beaten.
>Rough times are behind you, and even rougher ahead of you
>Friendship is Magic
>It's a cute thought
>But that's all it is
>A thought
>An idea
>But even if it was a reality
>Who would want to be friends with a hairless ape like you
>The shelters don't even take you any more
>It "ruins" their reputation to be harboring you
>Lately, you have been sleeping under bridges, in the lowest living conditions possible
>You stink
>You're hungry
>You're exhausted
>You don't have a soul to talk to
>Everything has been an endless struggle since the day you got to this nightmare
>The worst part is the crippling loneliness
>No pony would even give you a chance to speak
>Your mind has been broken
>Your heart aches without friendly contact
>You are going to die alone, in this cold, unforgiving "paradise"
What do /mlp/?
Can you fix it?
How do you turn your life around?
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>>28974249
I don't know if the case you described to me would happen.
By nature I'm anti-social, so I dont' know if loneliness would be an issue for me.
I'm not Les Stroud “Survivorman”, but I am comfortable outdoors, and building a semi permanent shelter in the woods sounds like a vacation to me.
But if I was in the scenario you described stinky, hungry and exhausted and found my self in Equestria, short term I would live as a hobo, digging through ponies' trashcans every night for food, and building supplies.
If I could find a way into the local dump I would setup camp there. Lots of junk to scavenge, compost to use for a garden, and even a fence to keep the Hydras and Timberwolves out.
Long term I would set up a personal garden and shack just outside of town. Not because I want to be close to the ponies. More just in case I have a stream of more bad luck and need to start looting their trash again.
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Easy.
>Find a way to use magic
>Become wizard
>Use mind control spell
>Everyone likes me
>Live good life in 'Questria with my waifu.
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>>28974249
>get wagon
>become gipsy
>lie, steal, scam
>abduct little fillys and sell them to other species
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Looks like at least some comics will turn out canon after all. New writer too. Any chance this could be good?
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Plot summary for the first issue:
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #51
James Asmus (w) • Tony Fleecs (a & mc) • Heather Breckel © • Agnes Garbowska (sc) • Nicoletta Baldari (ric)
Twilight is startled to find that the most important history books in Equestria are going missing. Will she and her friends be able to uncover the identity of the mysterious new villain responsible?
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>>28973437
A tie in with season 7 doesn't necessarily mean canon. If the comic references something that happens in season 7 then it's just as canon as any of the other comics, not at all. If season 7 references the comics then they'll be canon. Though that'd be one fucked up canon that contradicts itself.
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>>28973437
Inb4 IDW accidentally spoil the season finale
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So, what kind of job would you like to have in Equestria? And what ever it is, Princess Twilight will do everything she can to make it happen. (She can't flat out give you the job, since that would be an abuse of power, but a princess is pretty much the highest reference you can get!)In b4 prostitute or professional snuggler.
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>>28972519
Twilight's hoof slave
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>>28972519
Librarian.
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>>28972519
>best job
>blowjob best job
>blowjob is my answer
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Where does she poop?
Seriously, does she have a bucket in there, or does she have to go find a public restroom every time?
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>>28971550
DESIGNATED
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>>28971555
SHITTING
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>>28971550
In the woods you spoiled brat
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>That first sip of the day....
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>>28970735
Alcohol taste like shit. It's also a potential for negative habits and negative lifestyle including an addiction and organ problems.
Drink all you want. Just don't encourage other people to doing the same.
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>>28970821
Alcohol has health benefits if consumed in moderate amounts
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>>28970821
(You)
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Your are the only one who show up to Pinkies party.
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>>28969092
That's because the party don't start til I walk in
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>>28969092
Because she is the only one to invite you. Now write the smut already ya scrub.
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>>28969092
>Well known party planner
>Has shitload of friends
>For some reason Im the only one that manages to show up.
This shit fishy as fuck, I better unsheathe my japanese steel.
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Why do ponies hug each other so much?
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>>28962911
Going too long without hugs make ponies feel sad. Some ponies intentionally starve themselves from hugs for a while to make the next hug all the sweeter, however,
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No respect for personal space.
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>>28962930
I know something about thatonly it isn't with hugs
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Fallout Equestria: Outcasts #17 (CYOA)
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You decide to hang back and further study the situation.
You've gotten into the last building in the fort. After searching for a bit you find a door that's a bit different from the rest: A door that's slightly reinforced, and it had a guard in front of the door.
The guard wore Power Armor that was slightly reinforced as well. The weak spots were also reinforced as well... with tinfoil?
The guard held a single-barreled shotgun as well, it didn't look in good condition, but it still appeared that it could fire.
What do you do?
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>>28954022
Create distraction on other side of the room with magic, then sneak behind him and take a cleaver to all that tacky tinfoil
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>>28954076
You find a brick and take it in your magic. You carefully levitate it behind the guard and to the other side of the hall. You drop it when it reaches it's destination.
The guard turns to the noise of the broken brick and starts trotting over to it.
You sneak over and slice his neck with your cleaver, it's a bit harder to do with the tinfoil in the way, but the job gets done.
He falls to the ground and starts choking on his blood, staining the tinfoil red before going still.
What do you do?
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Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 170! Thirty away from the bonus stage!
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