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"U UHSED MADGEEK, TWALAH"
You little cocksucking redneck bitch, she wanted to help you so you and your incestous cousin fuckers could finish the snow cleaning much faster.
And don't give me this shit eating angry face before you start ranting about "MAH TADITUUN, ONLY ERF PONEHS, NO MADGEEK", because you use pegasi to clear skies from winter clouds, you two faced cum guzzling hypocrite.
You made your friend cry and run away from you, you goddamn cunt, you should really consider spitroasting two cactuses
And you, Spike, you worthless backstabbing piece of dog shit, get the fuck out my face or I'll kick you into another dimension, you cringeworthy example of pure walking autism.
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>>28950416
I'll bet Applejack was a member of the Knights of the Golden Circle.
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>>28950416
magic is OP and hurts everyone else's egos
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>>28950416
*unsheathes katana*
*dashes forward*
*slices OP into a thousand little pieces*
back the fuck off!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV7jjdxAWqA
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>>28950394
Definitely my proudest fap.
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>>28950394
>tfw Glimmer
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>>28950394
Oddly satisfying
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Does anyone have a archive of the Everfree radio sound bits that played between songs? (you know the ones that went like "this is X and you're listening to everfree radio")
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>>28949334
I do,I'm not gonna share it tho
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>>28949649
Why you ask? When was the last time you did something for me
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>>28949649
But... why?
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Space CYOA: Hunter’s Mercenary Adventures Thread 9 2016-11-26 12:54:38 Post No.28945998
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Space Bug (ID: !0ZZRIKYVic)
2016-11-26 12:54:38
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Space CYOA: Hunter’s Mercenary Adventures. Family fun edition
Story so far: http://pastebin.com/LXLayvbb
Or: https://www.anonpone.com/hunter/
FAQ and newcomer information: http://pastebin.com/2zWbP4vw
Character, Crew, and Finances information: http://pastebin.com/1dwAAjWE
Original story (Space Vex): https://www.anonpone.com/vex/
CYOA that started it all (by SpaceHorse): https://www.anonpone.com/space/
Space CYOA timeline: http://pastebin.com/YzEqweQx
Equipment information: http://pastebin.com/rGBniSRh
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We were just talking to our crew last time
“Yeah...tough as nails, among other things~”
>Midnight looks at you and grins, giving you a big hug after.
>You smile at ask as you get hugged, Midnight nuzzling you.
“I could do the same to you if you want to try it Ash, I should have enough energy to do it.”
>Ash smiles and nods.
>“Hell yeah, always wondered what I’d look like. Whenever you feel up to it.”
>She grabs a meal package and sits down, you looking to your crew.
“Anyways, I should probably visit my parents as well so I'm fine with dropping you guys off if you wanna have fun, and so you can see your parents Breeze.”
>Breeze smiles, giving a nod.
>“Yes please, thanks Hunter.”
>”Sure! Just come back in time to have some fun too!” Midnight says.
“I’ll try.”
>”By the way, want us to watch Astray? Just in case you want to go it alone. We all could go with you, I just want to be bac here at some point today, but…”
>Breeze just shrugs, smiling as she continues eating.
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>>28946002
That's ok, Astray can come with me. He's technically my son so I will introduce him to the rest of the family.
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>>28946002
“That’s okay, he can come with me. He's technically my son so I will introduce him to the rest of the family.”
>“Okay.” Breeze says with a nod.
>The mare Hybrid’s smile gets bigger as she squirms in her seat, looking more and more excited.
>”You going to be okay Breezy?” Midnight asks, giggling.
>”Yes, I’m just so excited for everything! I hope they have more dirt cakes with year.
>”Then let’s make a date out of it, you can show me all the things this station has. Wanna join us Ash?”
>”Might just go on my own, get a few drinks.”
>“Awww, come on, we can have a girls day!”
>You all continue eating as you all chat, Astray and Twitch eventually walking into the kitchen.
>Astray looks slightly more awake then normal, being less fussy as he sits down and eats.
>Midnight get’s up, gently pushing Breeze to get out of her chair.
>”Come on, let’s get dressed for some fun.”
>"Alright"
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So do the ponies speak a language that sounds incredibly similar to English, or is the show translated into English?
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It's completely totally and utterly inconsistent.
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>>28944842
they speak gaynese LOL
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Rarely (only in S1), it's just plain English.
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Royal Guard Thread #2: Proper Number Edition 2016-11-25 16:53:37 Post No.28941067
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Royal Guard Thread #2: Proper Number Edition
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Welcome to the Royal Guard General!
Where royal guards of all races, genders, AND sexual orientations are allowed!
Want to chat about stallion guards doing whatever? Then go ahead!
Do you prefer mare guards doing whatever instead? Then you can chat about that here as well!
This is the place where you can discuss royal guards of all kinds; be they gay, lesbian, or as straight as the spear they hold!
Hope you enjoy it!
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This is the general we need. Please post more guards.
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FimFiction thread - Now with 74% more parodies 2016-11-12 21:08:49 Post No.28862178
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FimFiction thread - Now with 74% more parodies
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ITT: reading, writing, surprisingly enough, pony cuddling and belly rubbing, fetishes, stale purity memes, stories update after three years, Lightning doesn't strike twice but Bleeding sure does, cleaver welding monsters don't make your fic edgy, parody works that seem more appealing than the originals, abandoned stories and long-gone users, Fallout: Equestria is/isn't a ripoff of Fallout 3, the intricacies of magic and human interaction, the sun and the moon as magic batteries, smug pony faces, stale pastas, recommending stories, Mythril Moth takes the moral high ground, languages, President Trump in Equestria, ponifying pronouns,
Tired of fics with bland descriptions? Don't want to touch the story about the troubled teen with a horrible life? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0 [Embed]
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone will take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Old thread: >>28806560
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Futamac get
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>>28862224
Off by two.
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>>28861497
In the interest of considering summaries / story descriptions (I honestly hate writing them but you're [b]Completely[/b] right) how would you like to comment on my summary here:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/171887/the-uses-of-an-interstitial-pipbuck-a-fallout-equestria-short
it's only 2500 words, I guess, so not hard to compare intro to story in this case. Unlike War of Another World's Conquest, which in addition to having an alicorn self-insert for the sole reason of watching a bunch of gods set off nuclear bombs in each other's bums, is 35K words so a little harder to catch up on.
Also I haven't gone back and really cleaned it up so if you do read my older stuff ...
Back on topic! Summaries!
"Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." -Inigo Montoya
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/135894/fallen-angels
So, this story. Whgat's tour opinion, /mlp/?
Personally, I think it's great. Sure, Christian themes make it reek of unfortunate implications, but otherwise it's a rather enjoyable and thought-provoking read.
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Is there a full backup site for derpibooru akin to desuarchive? Derpi used to be good but now jew mods have been bending to the whims of every trigged sjw and nuking top rated posts from the site within hours of being posted. Recent examples include #1303527 and #1303506, among plenty of others.
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>>28954154
e621 doesn't seem to censor anything
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>>28954154
https://www.reddit.com/r/sunsetshimmer/
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>it's a thing
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It's my birthday, /mlp/! May we get an Applejack thread going to celebrate?
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>>28937360
Nah, kill yourself, mobilefag.
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Try to guess why applejack hates birthdays. ProtipHer parents are dead
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EAT SHIT AND DIE, NO HOOVES FAGS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rjmsThcOGTQ
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>IMG_####.jpg
>EQG
really makes you think
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>>28953265
>Plebs have shitty taste
How surprising
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>>28953265
Kys fucking faggot
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MLP General 2016-11-26 22:04:47 Post No.28948407
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Friends Forever #34 is storytimed here!
>>28928884
Does Rainbow Dash make schedules for herself? She might have to follow them when the Wonderbolts need her, but she never seems overly concerned most of the time, even when there's weather to move around. Maybe it's just because she's usually ready to go?Will she ever be early for cider, though?
>>28944517
Previous thread.
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Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
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>>28948407
T H A N K S
I S A A C
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MLP General 2016-11-25 09:48:08 Post No.28939843
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Friends Forever #34 is storytimed here!
>>28928884
Whether ponies were partaking in a smorgasbord of delectable dishes yesterday or not, the start of the weekend is still a pretty good reason to take things easy for a day. Then again, it's also a time for excitement, right? Harvest season in general gets Ponyville's populace preparing for parties. It's that much closer to the end of the year, too!
>>28935130
Previous thread.
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Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
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Happy Thanksgiving /Mlp/
Wile We All Stuff Our Faces, Lets Get Our Favorite Candy Colored Horses To Fight To The Death!
This Is The Line Up For The Night, Nyx Is Not Allowed.
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>>28936809
But we're supposed to volunteer tributes
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Let The Games Begin!
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>>28936809
>those pairings
are you the grandmaster of the shipfags
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We still talk about ponies, I swear.
Friends Forever #34 is storytimed here!
>>28928884 (Cross-thread)
Old horse
>>28930169
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Cute OCs.
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Gleaming Shield's butt
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Background Pony Thread 2016-11-24 14:13:05 Post No.28935125
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Post underappreciated background and secondary characters.
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2016-11-24 14:32:20
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>>28935125
That is like, all of them
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Dose OP's Mom count as a unappreciated secondary character.
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>>28935185
I appreciate her every night, so no. Also Cherry Berry is best background horse.