Friends Forever #34 is still storytimed here!
>>28928884
How often does Celestia get to see her former student? They do appear to keep regular correspondence still, and there's a fair few formal matters that bring them into proximity, but are more casual visits manageable? They seemed close to it when Twilight invited her over to see Starlight's progress, but... events happened (hopefully it wasn't a total wash). Celestia does stay rather busy, but it'd be nice if current circumstances allowed her some more downtime relief.
>>28948407
Previous thread.
>filly
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
when does the pony fun start
>>28953312
Soon™
Bring me the fruit fillies.
>>28953312
There's more S4 stream in...four hours, I think?
Why filly when you can mare?
>>28953340
how many ponies does it take to hold a net
>>28953342
Because I want to filly.
>>28953342
Fillies are easier to carry.
>>28953282
She needs the thrill of the hunt
Why mare when you can colt?
>>28953285
At the very least they meet whenever they have to perform their royal duties
>>28953342
I read this in a gravelly voice.
I, The Mighty Bulrog, have the power to have all the fillies.
You don't stand a chance, mlpg.
Who is Pursey Pink?
>>28953438
A pony.
>>28953438
probably a slut
>>28953452
Does she want toexplore Equestria?
>>28953342
What's with the weird pose
do you sportball, mlpg?
>>28953438
Twiggle's replacement apparently
>>28953498
yeah but just college sports ball
>>28953498
not really, no
>>28953468
Rarity can't do shit with just hooves.
neigh
>>28953601
>>28953613
>>28953601
Whinny?
>>28953620
>>28953637
>>28953644
>>28953643
>>28953648
and then suddenly, butt.
>>28953659
>>28953659
>>28953673
>>28953687
>>28953692
>>28953659
>>28953692
>>28953703
That sequence will never not be funny
>>28953342
>>28953468
>starbucks
Worst possible pone. Confirmed yet again.
>>28953733
Welcome to Rarity's shitlist.
>>28953709
It is a butt worthy of display
>>28953741
What happens to people on that list?
>>28953774
this is Fluttershy
please do not punch her in the face
>>28953822
I'm gonnahug herinstead
>>28953832
and then punch her in the face afterward?
>>28953822
Pone is crafting.
Are you going to craft with pone?
>>28953832
>>28953841
What is pone crafting?
>>28953842
I want to hug a filly while she is propped up on her hind legs
>>28953865
armor, picks and weapons to mine more and craft even more armor, picks and weapons.
>>28953865
Pone
Netflix and filly?
Pone crafted a Pone (legendary)
Pone crafted a filly (daughter)
Pone crafted panties (horse)
You can't craft a filly.
Mare crafted a colt (filly)
I'll craft a pone with a pone.
>>28953909
this filly really wins filly on the month award
just look at that cute mane
Filly can't help but say "totes" all the time. It's totes cool about it.
Pony crafted a day (night)
>>28953925
put a muzzle on her
>>28953926
Pony crafted a faggot.
>>28953931
>>28953766
It basically a "no date" list
>>28953947
And that's supposed to be bad?
>>28953946
come on, you'll like it
>>28953868
They're really cute when they do that.
>>28953705
Why was he sliding along before the butt touch?
>>28953822
What about tongue punching her fart box?
I love little fillies. Is there something wrong with me?
>>28953993
No.
>>28953993
It depends on how you love them, and what you would do to a filly
>>28953841
pony is already crafting thatching for his roof
far too much thatching
>>28953952
>>28953993
You sound like a decent person to me.
>>28954044
So fuzzy.
>>28954032
It's OK Rarity. You can suck my dick.
Are you gonna neigh all day, little filly.
Or are you gonna whinny.
Why was no one freaking out at the sudden appearance of two horned ponies capable of flight back in the S5 finale?
>>28954099
Twilight has two horns?
>>28954099
Most ponies aren't very observant
See: all the other times Twilight's been ignored in some way.
Cute OCs?
STORYBOARD PROJECT IS STARTING TO KICK OFF
>info
http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/post/153700273546
>poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11739624
http://www.strawpoll.me/11739624
I'll be closing the poll wednesday night
it looks like princess ep has a solid lead, but I just want to make sure everyone is heard
Why do ponies bother with clothes?
>>28954142
BEACH ISN'T WINNING?
THIS IS A TRAVESTY
>>28954157
makes em more sexy
>>28954157
They like the way they look and feel.
>>28954157
sicc layers
>>28954090
GET A JOB you lazy bum horse
>>28954174
dont talk to my brother-in-law like that
>>28954090
>pulling off the covers when someone is naked underneath
how rude
>>28954142
>royal sisters is winning
>>28954157
because it makes it better when they take them off
>MLPAnon is not ded
nice
http://mlpanonart.tumblr.com/post/153739466484/havent-draw-ponies-for-a-while-i-am-getting-less
>>28954214
i dont remember this guy coming here but his shit is great
>>28954232
he did, he took a lot of requests here
but he left MLPG a while before he went art-beb
>>28954142
I still say you're a monster for splitting the Royal Sisters and Beach episodes.
Why can't we have both?
>>28954157
they don't usually
>>28954250
>>28954160
>beach episode
more like bleach episode
princess or bust
>>28954262
but there's 3 ponies in that picture who usually wear clothes
>>28954263I voted for the sisters, but I still say that the two concepts can be combined.
MUR
>>28954265
and there are 33 that don't
Fillies can be deep sometimes.
>>28954287
I want to cuddle her right in her deep
hiatus stream in an hour
>>28954345
woo!
>>28954345
ponies eating giant amounts of food always makes me laugh
>>28954412
>>28954345
movie pones
they dont call me the fillypuncher for nothin
>>28954419
>you will never feed her burgers
I just ordered a bucket of filly treats.
I can't wait to hang outside of the school and feed the fillies.
>>28954480
>ammonia powder
UHH
>>28954480
>ammonia powder
>>28954419
poor coco
>>28954489
>>28954494
>not wanting to eat the Piss Balls
I will turn Celestia into a filly.
>>28954507
don't
>>28954536
Too late. She's an adorable filly now.
Coco!
>>28954571
where did it go?
>>28954489
>>28954494
Believe it or not there are people who actually eat this.
>>28954587
You mean Miss Pommel
There is only one true Coco now
How would ponies react to human skin?
Everything must be fillyfied.
>>28954596
I reject your headcanon.
>>28954606
This is incorrect
>>28954596
Rarity Takes Manehatten still exists so Coco is still canon
>>28954616
Blame hasbro not me anon
they are the ones obsessed with changing character names over incredibly stupid reasons
>>28954617
This
Colts and stallions should be spared from fillification
>>28954627
as long as the original episode still exists her name will remain daapi
>>28954627
Still can't believe they bowed to the will of some transvestite freak.
Hiatus stream at http://stram.horse/?s=mlpg-hiatus in 5 minutes.
Today:
Filly Vanilli
Twilight Time
Ain't Easy Being Breezies
Somepony to Watch Over Me
>>28954660
There is that and stupid legal things that nobody would ever have acted on anyway
Coco Pommel and Suri both got name changed, Suri is "ButtonBelle" now. I guess the writers need to do better name vetting or something.
That leaves Doc Hooves as the oddball who is the exact opposite. He started with a mundane normal pony name then they changed him to one that directly references another IP, with said IP's blessing
strange times in horse land
I'm gonna call it a day.
Goodnight mlpg
>>28954664
HELLA
>>28954720
Princess Celestia declares that any one who can scratch her ears just right shall have the choice of any one of her subjects as a bride.
Why are Sunfags so annoying?
>>28954788
Give them a break, they're dead inside
>>28954826
Do you think the inevitable letdown of the Celestia episode will kill them?
>>28954826
It's funny to remind them how all the princesses had at least an episode except Celestia
>>28954843
I hope it makes them realize why it took Celestia so long to get an episode.
Is there any way a Celestia episode wouldn't be considered a huge letdown?
The only way I can see it happening is if it's a stealth episode that we don't see coming. Because as soon as it gets announced it's going to get hyped to high heaven.
Pony can dance.
>>28954867
what kind of loser would read manga
>>28954867
Manga MLP > EQG MLP
>>28954863
What can you even do with a Celestia episode because every time an episode for her gets suggested here it always sounds really boring.
I don't want a day in the life of Celestia episode
I don't want a beach episode
I don't want any of the episodes MLPG always seems to want for her.
>>28954874
but can pony dance well
>>28954892
>>28954874
Pony had a link-time error
>>28954900
Of course pony can.
I think it's time for another wedding episode.
>>28954927
An episode of the ponies marrying their human husbands.
>>28954899
>I don't want a beach episode
Get the fuck out of here you sick fucked up weirdo.
>>28954934
I hope I get invited to Fluttershy's wedding.
>>28954947
I wanted a beach episode back in S2 but as the show went on and thanks to the amazing episodes we got I feel like a beach episode would just be incredibly boring this late into the show.
Give me a plot you can do with a beach episode because no little girl is going to want to watch 22 minutes of ponies enjoying a day at the beach.
>>28954962
>no little girl is going to want to watch 22 minutes of ponies enjoying a day at the beach
What
Why
>>28954962
sand castle contest.
>>28954975
Because it would be boring.
>>28954976
Never write for the show.
>>28954976
What sort of moral could you build around a sand castle contest?
>>28954962
I don't think the girls demand conflict-driven plots as much as bronies do. But maybe I'm just out of touch with little girls.
I know that I'd really appreciate some cute ponies just having a nice time and being kind every once in a while, anyway. I hate that something has to always be unpleasant, or people will complain that nothing happened.
>>28954980
Teamwork.
The six all enter together. Each of them wants to go in a different direction (really big, stylish, plan ahead, contentious). They get in a fight and break into smaller teams. No one gets anything done. They realize they need to work together to win.
>>28954988
It doesn't have to be unpleasant, but you definitely need something more than "the ponies enjoy a relaxing day at the beach"
>>28954988
>ponies have nice slice of life adventures every day
>they just aren't made into episodes
>>28954991
Wouldn't the CMC fit better for a sand castle contest?
Why would Twilight, Rarity, AJ or Fluttershy even enter?
Pony couldn't start because Horse.dll was not found.
Part of the issue is, even if the Celestia episode is fucking excellent, it wont be as good as the Sunfriends are hoping because they'll have wanted something unreachable after waiting so long.
>>28955007
Then it's a CMC episode
Be honest. How much of your desire for a beach episode is driven by wanting to see new outfits?
>>28955017
I don't want a beach episode at all
>>28955017
I have 0 desire for a beach episode
I'd rather them just set something in ponyville again
Ponyville is the best
>>28955020
Second
>>28955017
I just want a new Rarity episode if I want new outfits.
Hey, filly
Wanna buy some boops
>>28954927
I think it's time for a divorce episode.
>>28955017
I just want to see cute ponies having fun on the beach.
>>28955064
Would Shining Armor move in with Twalot and become a new main character?
>>28955081
Shining Armor dies in a fight with Chrysalis.
He trips and hits his head on a rock.
>>28955093What did she do with the body?
>>28955100
SheUses it as a puppet
>>28955015
I'm gonna take just about everything.
>>28955188
Goodnight blue Twilight.
>>28955188
Horse the horse
>>28955212
This is a filly. She needs to sleep nine hours a day to grow up healthy.
>>28955223
No, that's ridiculous
Filly needs to stay up really late and get burnt out studying for her classes.
It is the only way to bring honor to family!
>>28955253
That only applies to oriental fillies.
Ornamental filly
>>28955290
I want to put some fillies in my Christmas tree. I hope they don't mind.
>>28955300
>>28955306
top zazzle
I love the G&PT
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>28955306
>kinda want to order some
>>28955318
I'm gonna call you a faggot.
Who in the fuck would name their daughter Spoiled Milk? That's fucking sick. Parents like that should've lose parental rights for moral abuse.
>>28955492
calm down, man.There's no sense crying over it
>>28955492
the first time i heard her name, i thought i heard spoiled milf
>>28955492
eye shadow is very sexy
>>28955503
I'm pretty sure that must be a tag on Derpibooru.
>>28955499
Shove it up your ass you fruitbowl.
>>28955511
will making friends be easier once I'm a filly?
>>28955544
yes, assuming you're properly equipped
>>28955544
Being a filly won't fix your personality. You still need to try.
>>28955561
how do I have a more filly personality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdzpObKMbE
Fillies and colts are a menace to society.
All of them should be made into responsible mares and stallions
>>28955621
[I'll make a mare out of you begins playing]
>>28955574
Not bad
Filly asks if you wanna build a snowman.
>>28955574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp53ZRUUJD8
oh hey it's gloomy
LAST YEAR I GOT COAL FOR CHRISTMAS
>>28955641
The Large Horse
>>28955641
Yes that is a horse
a nice horse
>>28955621
anon, why do you want to make colts into mares?
>>28955641
Pretty eyes~
>>28955641
this is clearly a changeling
gloomy is roughly the size of a barge right now
The fillies are singing Christmas carols at random again.
>>28955658
anon has problems
>>28955662NO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>28955641
GURUMI-CHAN
>>28955641
what a lovely place
what a lovely face
>>28955658
I never said that.
Stop projecting your fetishes on my plans to improve ponies
>>28955662
yes, and?
>>28955678
>what a lovely face
aweeg
>>28955685
I hope she didn't save my old seat by sitting in it, cause then it's destroyed
>>28955685
Can I hibernate in Gloomy's mane until the season starts?
>>28955641
This is one of your better pictures, goat.
That's a really nice profile.
Someone on the discord throw me an invite link please
Which series would you like to see MLP crossover with?
>>28955695
I mean, I'd personally disagree with that sentiment, but I appreciate the compliment anyways!
>>28955703
But Dan is dead
>>28955696http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>28955708
Colt sang this song at the Christmas pageant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0XDSPZR1AI
>>28955718
>Every show I love dies before it gets popular
>MLP has outlived dozens of shows I've loved in the past six years
Please don't leave me pony.
>>28955696Kidding, here you go
https://discord.gg/k4SBY
>>28955723
>we outlived HSG
Man......
>>28955728
Pony outlived Homestuck itself
>>28955723MLP will outlive you.
>>28955728
And it will outlive AT, possibly.
>>28955739
Isn't the next season the last for AT and RS?
Teats
Fillytreats.
MILFteats
What amazes me is that it still managed to be good after so many seasons.
But how long will it manage to do that? Eventually it will either end or it will go the way of the Simpsons.
>>28955723
the fandom is at stage 4 terminal cancer, metrics give us a maximum of one year before every piece of pony site eats shit and dies
Only then can we finally exit the ride
>>28955782
>sincerely believing the ride will ever end
Anon...
>>28955782
If 'fandoms' like Invader Zim's have refused to die to this very day, I doubt the ride will ever end.
It might become too boring if the series ends, though.
>>28955815
>becoming the Zim fandom
A fate worse than death
>>28955723
>>28955818
How does one face oblivion?
In the end, everything will be fillies.
>>28955818
>]
the thing is....you ARE next. Maybe we'll be able to outrun TAWOGumball or RegShow, but Slyphstorm, tombstone, H8_Seed and all them boys are gone. Only guys left are VivaToonlink and That fruity fuck duocartoonist.
>>28955827
With a smile.
>>28955852
Lovely
>>28955818
>implying Marker won't be lost to the oblivion just like the General that she represents while Gloomy's power will now grow eternal, just like the hiatus.
They were opposites from the begging, in the end only one could remain, and the odds were never in Marker's favor
>new SB doodlesThose are some big stallions
>>28955857
It is going to end The Last Question style.
LET THERE BE BOOP
>>28955574
Man
Black Gryphon is such a terrible pseudonym to try to use for this sort of thing
You'd think you'd try to come up with something a little less "Furfag OC" for semi professional stuff like this
>>28955906
Normal people don't worry about that kind of stuff.
>>28955903
What you're saying is that we are actually inside a Gloomy from a world where the show already ended?
>>28955918
It all started when Anon asked Gloomy if Hiatus can be reversed.
>>28955852
I love watching a cute mare take a hot booping
>>28956005
are those 2 fillies in love?
>>28956011
Maybe.
Sweetie Belle will never squeak again.
>>28955306
I NEED THAT CHRISTMAS RARITYYYYYYYYYYYYY
filly makes me feel weird
>>28955707
Snout is way too boxy in this one.
But can fillies truly be in love with other fillies?
>>28956058
escape the filly
>>28956072
probably, but screw it I'm happy with it anyways
>>28956058Fatherly thoughts.
>>28956088
but you can't escape the filly she always comes back!
>>28956109
those feels
Apples.
>>28956080
what is apple doing with her hoof?
>>28956123Scooters.
>>28956132Sweetin Royalty
>>28956132Sweetie.
that's all I've got in me, I think. Drawing Gloomy is nice.Good night all, it's been a pleasure.
>>28956142
have a gloomy night
>>28956142
Gloomy is a very pretty mare.
>>28956142
That's a great expression
>>28956149I already am
>>28956164
no
I'm going to nibble your mane instead
Pony knows how yo have a good time.
>>28953288
>>28956195
I am sure pony does
Would you rather be a stallion or mare?
>>28956301
colt or little mare
>>28956301
>stallion
>mare
Neither. I want to be a filly.
>>28956301
I wanna get rutted hard.
>>28956301
stallion all day every day
>>28956301
a buff unicorn stallion with rippling muscles and big everywhere it counts, or a cute little pegasus filly with a tailbow
>>28956088
>slam filly into the ground
>she just lays there smiling
>>28956331
>implying she wouldn't bounce away
>>28956301
Unicorn stallion with a respectable horsepenis and sizable nuts
>>28956323
That doesn't answer my question
>>28956125
Filly stuff.
>>28956394
Why is Marker such a slut? Is it because she's pink?
>>28956423
Pink and white ponies are the sluttiest.
>>28956429
>>28956423
Marker is only a slut to boops
>>28956394
I WANT MY MAREHOOD FILLED OK
>>28956301
I would like to never be a pony.
>>28956498
what the fuck
>>28956498
get a load of this not pony guy
will there be season 7 teasers?
>>28956519
yes
remember to keep a tight leash in your filly
>>28956498
But why?
>>28956519
Where's the fucking movie teaser is what I want to know.
>>28956528
Please do not store leashes inside your filly.
>>28956528
Please keep a type leash on any kind of pony
as long as they ask first of course
Dress the stallionsIn everything except collars
Filly accidentally sold your BDSM gear on eBay.
>>28956534
Because I would rather rail one.
>>28956555
cozy sleepy stallions in pajamas
Filly found your tack collection.
What up, dorkadoos?
>>28956555
Why must you be so evil, anonymous?
we have now entered
the Filly Dimension
>>28956595
not a whole lot
saw some big sketchy dicks earlier, which was nice
>>28956548
But fillies are really nifty storage units.
Pony wants to know if you can pick up her specialbuttlotion.
>>28956613
Thanks, man.
>>28956649
Wow!
Trash!
>Princess fillies
http://bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves
that artist looks pretty familiar, anyone recognize who it is
>>28956696
Where did the pink hair Celestia fanon come from, anyway?
>>28956698
Tattoo rabbit guy who I'm surprised isn't hogging 60% of the screen.
>>28956698
GIS tells me it's 0r0ch1.
https://e621.net/post/show/721336
>>28956710
The storybook in the first episode.
Love pony forever.
>>28956738
That's a tree.
>>28956738
I will love that pony forever.
>>28956748
No, that's my pony wife Applejack
is there any stories where anon live in the canterlot castle and he have to sneak in and out so nopony knows that he lives there to avoid getting unwanted attention from hypocrites, fakers, liars and other members of the scum of Canterlot?
pic unrelated because i cant save equine related pics in this pc
>>28956759
what the fuck
>>28956753
I'm still not convinced. What evidence do you have to back up this claim?
>>28956792
Here she is playing a trumpet, something a tree could not do. Therefore, my wife is not a tree.
>>28956738
>tfw pony leaves you
>>28956804
but if a trumpet was in a tree, with no one around, would it make a sound?
>>28956819
no because trumpets don't play themselves
therefore applehorse does not exist
Who the fuck is Applejack
>>28956828
She's sort of a jack of apples
>>28956817
Pony wouldn't leave you.
Unless you were bad to pony, you wouldn't be bad to pony, would you?
>tfw pony wouldnt even like you
>tfw you'd be seen as a monster
>>28956804
That right there is a drawing. I'm going to need actual, photographic evidence.
>>28956844
It's an actual photograph of drawing evidence.
>>28956831
or unless someone better comes by
>>28956828
Orange!
>>28956854
Better because you've been treating pony poorly.
>>28956864
how are you still so naive tex
Do you think Twiggles will go back to being a main character in S7?
>>28956954
Nah
>>28956954
Twalot hasn't been the main character since S2 when they all got split episode focus duty...
Which pony deserves more episodes?
>>28957000
all of them
>>28957000
Scoot and Sweet
Not AB she's had enough
>>28957000
filly
>>28956954
Yes, I do. Glimmer's not as hopelessly naive anymore, so I don't think she'll have as much focus.
Do you think the CMC will get to exist in at least 1 out of 5 episodes this time? I sure hope so.
>>28957000
Younger Apple
>>28957009
Should Scootaloo have a flying episode? Or never fly?
>>28957000
All the episodes should be about Rarity.
>>28957024
I think so.
She deserves to be happy. If everypony else gets to achieve their dreams why should Scootaloo not even be able to achieve flight?
I wanna see Dash n Scoot fly side by side in an episode together. But I've no idea how Scoot should accomplish learning to fly.
>>28957000
Pink Party.
Describe the perfect filly daughter.
>>28957038
She don't deserves anymore happiness.
She already has friends and the best sister in the world. You can't have everything.
Stallion is a master of the asphalt fight
>>28957057
Scootaloo's sister isn't Rarity.
Friends through eternity
Loyalty
Honesty
>>28957057
wow son you are awful
look how much sadder this little filly is now compared to the last .gif
>>28957000
Celestia.
>>28957085
Who?
>>28957082
Pfff.. fine. She can also fly.
But she can't have Rumble.
>>28957093
NO DICE
Scoots got her cutie mark but can't fly
Rumble can fly but has no cutie mark.
Im sure they can work something out to help eachother
Be it resolved that in Season 7 the CMC should have teenage models.
>>28957109
Like I already said, you can't have everything.
in Season 7, Silver Spoon should have an alicorn princess model
There should be an episode in Season 7 where all the colts and fillies get to be magically gender swapped.
>>28957117
that'd be neat if they did that.
>>28957117
>being able to talk about the show's best three characters without it devolving into generic talk about fillies in general, as if that's all there is to them
That'd be nice.
>>28957124
I knowwww....
>>28957135
1.There are not even close to the best three characters
2.You can already do that.
>>28957135
How does it devolve into generic filly talk?
>>28957158
I thought it was scootatalk
>>28957164
Scootatalk?
>>28957164
Can humans teach pone to fly?
scootabutt.org
Fillies and fillies and fillies and fillies.
And rainbow-y fillies and sunshine-y fillies.
>>28957187
And clouds full of fillies that float in the sky
heaving
horse
nuts
>>28957215
I like all those words.
>>28957229
but what about when they're all together
are you a fan of cute stallions with big balls in motion
>>28957238
>>28957178
That's adorable.
>>28957158
When all the talk is based on the fact that they're fillies.
>which one do you want to be your daughter?
>is it okay to fuck them? Dude I'm gonna rape them!
I hardly even consider their age when I watch the show and think about them.
>>28957268
The idea that you can't talk about what you want to talk about because someone is posting about something else is stupid.
increase the pony
>>28955631
>>28957286
Did I word it that way? It's not what I meant. I still say what I want to, and sometimes even get one reply from it, but it doesn't help that hardly anybody wants to talk about them in the first place.
>>28957268
If you want to talk about the CMC as characters you can start by not waiting for others to talk about them the way you want and begin the conversation yourself.
Obviously you will find a lot of discussion of that kind, since they're the most important fillies in the show and a lot of people have formed a sentimental bond on them over time.
>>28957253
So, which do you preferWonderboltsorRoyal Guards?
>>28957302
People want to talk about them. I never have any problems talking about the show when I want to. I don't know why you're completely ignoring that Scootaloo discussion that was going on.
>>28957316
>completely ignoring that Scootaloo discussion
Got me. I picked a bad time and place to bring this up and look silly now. The reason is that I'm thinking about /mlp/ instead of MLPG and Apple Bloom instead of the CMC.
>>28957311Guards
Tell me about Apple Bloom. Why does she wear the bow?
>>28957362
Do you think she'll keep the bow when she gets older?
>>28957362
pretty cute for a farm filly
>>28957362
Because she's analogous to Blossom from the PPG
>>28957379
She'll move it toher tail
>>28957355
Good choice.
They're definitely bred for size and stability. Not even a pair of weighty coconuts will slow them down.
But what's your favorite flavor? Traditional Canterlot Vanilla?
Luna's night crew?
Or do you prefer the frozen north for the easy "crystal balls" jokes?
>>28957394
I prefer when there's a smaller bow or ribbons on a braided part of her mane. I hope aged-up crusaders get style changes like that instead of everything just getting bigger.
>>28957362
If I took it off, would she cry?
>>28957178
It depends if you consider throwing them the same as teaching them
>>28957498
She's a big filly. Big fillies don't cry.
She would fight for her bow rights.
>>28957560
>monday
>comfy
fuck you
>>28957379
I would cuddle that teen apple so hard.
>>28957597
So would I. All over again.
>>28957635
That apple is naked
Do you think ponies would mind if I stared at their featureless crotches?
I can't sleep without hugging a filly.
>>28957710
Hug a plush, squishy pillow. It's almost as good.It isn't.
>>28957698
That one would get really embarrassed.
The magician one might not mind though.
>>28957698
>its featureless to humans because of our lack of magic
>other ponies or griffons or dragons can see everything down there just fine
>you think you're staring at nothing, but to everyone around you you're openly ogling her marelips
>>28957723
hello, fillies
spike heard you talking about the featureless crotch enchantment and got you a pair of special sunglassesthey make it look like everypony has a gigantic stallionhood
>>28957720
>this leads to an awkward line of questioning
>"How do you, well, you know. Go to the bathroom?"
>mare is affronted, and angrily shoots back by saying that she goes the same way everyone does
>Anon, visibly confused, points out that there's nothing there
>jabs the soft, featureless mound to make a point
>is utterly surprised when his finger slides into the mare, unhindered by the illusory flesh that his mind put there
>his confusion is shortlived as the mare's hoof catches him in the sternum, launching him a good twenty feet into a box of fruit
Both Anon and ponykind learned an important lesson that day.
>>28957746
>is utterly surprised when his finger slides into the mare, unhindered by the illusory fleshunf
>>28957740
But what's he gonna do in front of the mirror all day now?
>>28957752
work up the nerve to askSweetie Bellefor a favor
>>28957727
They want to try petting you.
>>28957750
You know, I figured that would be the part someone unfed at. But I didn't know how else to illustrate the point properly.
>>28957746
>>his confusion is shortlived as the mare's hoof catches him in the sternum, launching him a good twenty feet into a box of fruit
no
>>28957762
Its a weird kind of unf though.
>>28957761
I consent, and will allow them to do so
>>28957765
Well, let's be honest, Anon. What would your reaction be if someone jammed a finger up your butt in the middle of the street? I don't imagine it would be a positive one.
>>28957766
It's the best I can do, sadly.
>>28957776
>launching him a good twenty feet into a box of fruit
'no'
>>28957692
That's just how I like my apples.
Guys my pony is getting really excited what do I do?
>>28957798
If you pet them at the spot right where their tail starts on the rump they calm down really quickly.
>>28957798
Rub her belly, that'll calm her down and relax her.
>>28957784
Well, okay, I may have stretched that a bit beyond belief, but come on. He would be in the wrong position to get the properly angled kick for best distance, and I didn't quite feel like going into how his chest would explode open from a shattered sternum.
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Is Derpy a god?
>>28957822
Nope, just japanese
>>28957840
Then die.
>>28957840
>>28957886
You cant just ask a pony why shes japanese
>>28957902
Why the fuck not?
>>28957806
I think I may have rubbed the wrong spot. She's still just as excited but now she's leaking from her rear end.
>>28957865
Don't make me cross the streams girl
>going through old bookmarks
>dozens upon dozens of links to old pastebins and fimfic stories
>decide to go through them to see which ones might have recently updated
>dead
>dead
>dead
>dead
>dead
>every single story is incomplete, author has been missing for years or left a blog post saying how they're no longer interested in anything pony
Well.
That was really fucking depressing, I'm sad now.
Don't read the spoiler, and instead think about how there's a universe where you and your waifu are living a comfy life as ruthless dictators.>When you've got a cold and can't breathe out your nose and your throat is slowly filling with phlegm and you want to sleep
>>28958048
>how they're no longer interested in anything pony
>still loving the pony 5 years later
>have zero talent in anything so can't contribute fun stuff
This is true suffering.
>>28958081
>>28958081
That is a very tubby wubby pony.
>>28958097
you know, if you're going to be here for another five years, you could apply yourself and get halfway decent at something
>>28958081
A dictatorship of traditional values?
>>28958111
you're the fascist, it can be any sort of dictatorship you want
>>28958100
It only makes the pony more cuddly.
>>28958114
A dictatorship where you remain faithful to one waifu for laifu.
Or else.
>>28958106
I've tried. It didn't go anywhere.
>>28958111
Of course. If they have impure premarital sex, they're sentenced to sex until exhaustion.
The stallions don't seem to mind it as much as the mares.
>>28958126
five years is a long time to try again
>>28958097
I know that feel bro. I wanted to make a simple pony game for nigh on 3 years now, but still haven't made any progress.
>>28958130
Ew, no. They're just sent over the wall.
>>28958048
>tfw flak is dead
>his last update was 'ded for about a month'
>>28958145I did that Ponecraft thing recently, but there's still a lot of work left to do
>>28958048
I think the worst part is following a link to a story and getting a 'does not exist' error.
>>28958177
That's the furthest anyone has ever gotten I believve
>>28958150
What's on the other side of it?
>>28958177
Which one was this? There's been a couple minecraft + pony/ /mlp/ escapades over the last year and a half.
>>28958266
Ponecraft is the one where you choose a race and get access to different parts of mods based on your race
>>28958270
Only on the Sub!
>>28958277
I need to brush off my web skills and make a page on the site FP set up for it. Maybe use that as a news page for updates and progress.
>>28958293
You could just start a tumblr for it.
>>28958298
Yeah, but I want to use the domain that matches the server IP and the mod package names
http://ponecraft.mlpg.co/
>>28958308
Hello Ponno
>>28955736
I can live with that
>>28956301
>everyone says stallion or filly
what happened to the MLPG that wanted to be the slutty mare?
>>28958364
>>28958364
The same thing that happened to the MLPG that used to be good.
>>28958364
They realized that they could experience the joy of being a filly and eventually become a mare too.
>>28958422
Onii~chan
>>28958422
that's not the weeb horse
You have a stable of 12 ponies. You need to pick 3 at random with equal odds of selection.
6 unicorns
4 pegasi
2 earth
What's the probability that you select exactly 1 unicorn?
>>28958460
6/12*6/11*5/10
>>28958460
low
>>28958460
>3 out of 12
>you either pick 1 or 0
>chance to pick exactly one 1That's the hypergeometric distribution shit, isn't it? I don't know the formula anymore but I found a calculator for it and it claims that the answer should be 40.9%
Do your math homework by yourself, Sweetie Belle
>>28958518
>eating spider webs
I am dry heaving
>>28958536
But it's a magical cotton candy spider
>>28958537
It still came out of a spider.
Disgusting creatures.
>>28958540
Well you came out of your mom and you don't see me casting aspersions
>>28958544
That's because my mom is a very lovely person.
Do not fuck your mom
She sure can be glad she ascended to alicorn status and had her liver fixed in the process
>>28958580
>>28958580
I don't want to fuck MY mom, that's sick.
I want to fuck other people's moms.
>>28958628
Fucking casual
>thread has been almost full hours ago
>at the current speed, we will still die because all the Burgers are asleep
>>28958707
Sleep is for poor people.
>>28958707
What should we do
>>28958713
I actually have no idea. I just wanted to complain that I have nothing distracting me from actually doing work at work.
>>28958713
I love those lesbians' butts.
>>28958721
They make a cute couple
>>28958724
Yeah, but a couple of what?
>>28958724
Hot damn
>>28958726
A couple of girlfriends
>>28958726
cocksleeves
>>28958724
>best friend gets genderswapped
>fuck each others' brains out
I should not unf this hard
>>28958724
Twilight was so upset when Glimmer didn't pick her
>>28958739
That waa quite rude t b h
>>28958739
It still makes me laugh.
>>28958739
Twigs is her teacher, Trixie is her friend.
I mean shit, Glimmy literally saved magician horse from committing suicide.
>>28958746
imagine being the princess of friendship and then getting BTFO because your pupil who you considered to be a friend picks some loudmouth over you
>>28958753
I still can't believe that got approved. Suicide via letting a mythical monster eat you is one of the most hardcore things I can think of and here it is on a little girl's show. Yeah, it's a bit cleaned up because the manticore didn't chew but that's still some fucked up shit.
>>28958763
It's pretty fucking metal when you think about it, yeah
>>28958763
You think they are going to keep pushing the envelope and we might see a tiny bit of blood at some point?
>>28958768
At this point it honestly wouldn't surprise me, not after a cult town just this short of kool-aid and an onscreen suicide attempt.
>>28958763
Would children make that connection though?
You can put a lot of technically more adult topics into cartoon shows without a problem simply because children (normally) aren't capable of understanding them.
>>28958820
Someone quickly make it before Sweetie Belle gets the chance
>>28958835
I request Sweetie Belle edition
make the new thread already, Christ
>>28958864
why don't YOU make it?
>>28958871
why don't you?
>>28958877
>>28958877
>>28958877
You guys are fucking lazy
>>28958873
Okay
>>28958879
>>28958879
>>28958879
Is there a good pony dating sim?
>>28958878
>>28958884
I knew this was gonna happen...
>>28958884
>>28958878
ONE FUCKING JOB
>>28958878
>>28958884
>no new horse for half an hour
>two new horses within 30 seconds
MOTHER
FUCK
>>28958898
THAT IS WHY I NEVER DO NEW HORSES ;_;