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>It was March, 2017
>CY+2 (current year)
>Hillary's win over the Don ended horribly
>Yes, there were riots
>But when the military stopped aiding with the government, the UN stepped in
>It was brutal war for nearly two months before nuclear war became inevitable
>Traditionalists stepped down, marxism had won
>Everyone tried their best to blend in after the war, but it was hard to be so progresive, especially while being a fucking white male
>You slipped up at your job one day at the bureau
>You said something tiny that triggered a large black woman
>You'd managed to tlk your way out of a rape charge but then your hipster beard and tattoo sleeves fell off, revealing you were actually a clean-shaven businessman with no tattooes
>Which is how you, Anonymous, ended up in Social Reeducation Prison 172
>Your job was to correct the record on internet comment sections
>But today was different, Empress-for-life Hillary peace be upon her was giving a speech
>Attendance was mandatory, even for you
>You would attend digitally and watch it on tv
>The stage was set, the rainbow american flag flapped calmly in artificial wind behind decrepit Hillary
>It vaguely reminded you of when Trump was running, but gayer and devoid of hope
>"My fellow Americans," her gravelly voice croaked out
>"Equality. Social Justice. Pee oh See. Hashtags." she then turned and waddled off stage while the crowds roared with thunderous applause
>You clapped too, but cried on the inside
>Suddenly the sky darkened as a massive disc-shaped form blotted out the sun
>The bottom portion of it dropped out of it and lowered through the sky above the stage
>A hole opened in that disk and a being stepped out onto the stage
>It was quadrupedal, like a deer but stylized and majestic
>It had large eyes that gazed over the horrifed crowd
>It was a pale ivory color
>It leans over the microphone Hillary was just standing at
>"What the fuck guys? What the actual fuck did you do now?" it's voice was feminine, and very pissed

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>>28820692
>She glares, her wings stick out from either side of the podium, "We just got renewed for season 277 and you go and pull THIS shit?!"
>An armed guard fires a shot at the alien
>The bullet stops mid-air before dropping to the ground
>"This is supposed to be a slice-of-life series about you primitive little monkies, what the fuck are you doing with not one, but two world wars, with a third on the way?"
>You sit quietly and chuckle, this was interesting
>The alien puts a hoof to her head and breathes deeply
>"You idiots are going to get this show canned. And I can't afford to keep this going without the producers."
>She groans angrily takes a few more soothing breathes
>"This shit is going to get canned before season 276 is finished."
>A few more similar creatures step down, they're all different colors, but in pale shades
>"Ma'am, perhaps you should explain what's happening to the humans, I'm getting reports of panic from around the planet."
>The white one sighs, "Fine, I guess we should. Since it looks like we'll have to sell off the assets to even break even on this."
>A light blue one whispers something into the white one's ear
>"So. Humans of... Earth? Is that how it's pronounced? Earth. Your species has been part of a very popular telebroadcast series for the better part of 50,000 years. It was about you, learning, evolving, making things. But in the early 1900's your technology started getting too advanced and we weren't able to slow it down in time and you all started killing eachother and now you're doing this shit, which is completely unshowable so instead of broadcasting season 276, we're going to sell the show's assets while there's still a market for it."
>In utter silence, the world watched on
>"That means all life, the sun, the planets, and the area this solar system occupies will be sold to the highest bidder in an exciting live auction open to anypony and everypony!"
>Panic sets in
>You quietly kek, revelling in the chaos

>>28820603
I imagined this as a ponified kid-friendly 9/11 where the plane pone flies into the tower and you see the explosion, then the camera cuts to the pony on the ground with cartoon char marks and coughing up smoke

>>28811064
Applejack is just a shit pony, OP.

I'd rather have like 20 Twilight threads instead

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>>28811064
Christmas Appul!

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>>28811064
nu appul=old appul

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>>28810513
for reference

>>28810535
>Wanting to masturbate to filthy, obese, dead-at-35 ponies
I'll take my regular pony with a nice round ass instead, thank you.

>>28810535
we're 30 posts to post limit and hit the image limit a while back if it isn't already dead it'd be dead in a few hours

star, if you please...

>>28803885
Why does she look Chung Li?

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>>28803885
>>28803900
I'm on it boss!

Star!Anon here bringing back the
「STAND」 Generator!

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Follow the instructions and post your results!

As ordered by our fellow Sonic Youth, replace the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your stand looks and works!

Put a link with the song or album you are referencing, that's what cool guys do.

You can also use this link to make a graph about your stand stats!
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/

Have fun and Stand Proud!

>>28798255
>rape

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>>28798258
Great way to start things off.

harmony looks like shit sorry

>>28953083
STOP WITH THE DREAMS! You can try it!

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>>28953102
The tragic irony, no thumbs

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She hawt. Dumpimg few good pics I have.

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I will ship CherriMac until I die

>>28952211
Because I'm in love with one of them and get emotional satisfaction and happiness from dedicating my passion to her. I'm being totally honest. If ponies don't do it for you, I don't get why you'd want to force it, anyway. If you're just in it for the novelty value of being clop, it wouldn't last long, anyway.

>>28952211
It's just something else to nut to when regular porn gets old
Nice digits btw

>>28952211
nothing else gets me hard anymore
but its kinda my own fault for fapping to them so much

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>>28952147
Will you marry me

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Um... No darling I am busy working to Marry Ponies.

>>28952147
What's the sound of one hoof clopping, Ms Rarity?

>>28951287
well, i'm not

I'm okay with neither

>>28951287
I'm okay with both. I also like all the mane 6, Celestia, Luna, Spike, Sunset Shimmer, and literally every other character on this show.

Fite me.

>>28950740
>so what's the deal? is the main series worth my time?
Yes. It's fun, likeable, and though it has its bad episodes, it's a fantastic series.

>is this board all porn or what?
No. Check >>>/trash/ for porn.

>>28950740
>watch all the Equestria Girls movies with her
>bretty gud, Sunset Shimmer is toppest of tiers waifu
gr8 b8 m8
kys

>>28950740
You can watch it and it won't make you want to kill yourself.

You may even end up liking. For your sake, I hope you don't. Save yourself while you can.

>>28950399
So, if they have to piss do they just piss all over themselves?

>>28950399
Crashing this hive.
With no good designs.

>>28950399
See how long it takes to come.

Watch the show yourself, these threads are cancer.

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>>28949960
Season 5 is good, better than 4
Season 6 is not, there are some really good eps in season 6 but it's mostly bad stuff while season 5 is mostly good stuff

>>28949975
So should I not watch season 6 or just power through it?

>>28949561
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>>28949561
>a good character that's easy to relate to
>having a romantic relationship with a shitty mary sue
And Twilight's not the Sue.

>>28949561
/ntt/ can sometimes hold some good stuff. Lately, it's a little stagnate, though.

shift+click

>>28949550
alt+del+F6

>>28949550
kill+yourself