Daily Reminder:Equestria Girls is better than Friendship is Magic.
>>29163243
prove it.
Daily reminder to shift+click
Daily reminder: OP sucks cocks, FIM is better than EQG, and mods should delete this thread.
Proof: my self-reference >>29163265
Fuck you, I liked it.
>>29161828
Well that's just your opinion anon.
My opinion on the other hand is that your opinion is wrong.
>>29161828
>candy crazed zombie pones
I thought it was a interesting idea that was horribly exucuted. Seriously this episode left me saddened like no other.
>>29161828
I'd forgotten about this episode and assumed this screenshot was from some PSA about huffing spraypaint.
Reminder that anyone who thinks Season 6 is terrible, not just not as good but terrible, is actually proveably wrong and can't make a single coherent argument without relying on buzzwords and misremembering the rest of the show!you literally can't prove me wrong
>>29158883
Reminder gookmoot could've gotten rid of mobilefags but chose to do away with (you)'s instead.
This is bait.
I mean, I agree.
But it's still bait.
>>29158901
It's both bait and true. What does that make it?
....evolved bait?
Expect a little sketch like the one I attached. pic related, it's my art. (I draw canon pones, and ocs if you give me a ref.)
>>29155155
draw a drony.
>>29155155
Princess Celestia sneaking up on an unsuspecting twilight with a massive drilldo
>>29155165
>▶
..Drony? Explain.
Who is your waifu?: http://www.strawpoll.me/11984583
With the end of the year only a few days away lets do a poll to find out the most popular waifu's of 2016. Since Strawpoll only allows 30 options, I went with what I felt would be the 29 most popular choices, plus an "other" option if your waifu isn't listed. Let's do this!
>>29153368
>No Nyx choice
>>29153393
good
Sunset Shimmer leading so far
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Previous thread: >>29049535
Were the fuck is everyone?
God damn it where is everyone.
they aren't real
>>29158891
Not with that attitude.
>>29158891
I choose to believe humans do exist.
>>29158945
Humans don't exist, you silly filly.
>tfw Pinkie Pie will never throw you one of her famous parties
>>29153198
I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party in my balls
I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party with my balls
>>29153198
>Pinkie knows everyone's birthday in town.
>Even some that are out of town.
>Even yours.
>Your birthday rolls around, and nothing.
>Must be a surprise party.
>Find Pinkie walking around town, but she seems to be avoiding you.
>Yep, gonna be a surprise party.
>Act like nothing is going on, go about your day.
>Go back home, didn't get any food because you know how Pinkie plans parties and there will be plenty of nosh.
>Open the door slowly, waiting for the light to click on and a room full of ponies greeting you with cheers.
>Stand at the doorway a little longer, finally click on a light.
>Just your empty room, as always.
>>You walk into your kitchen,no food in the fridge.
>Just go to bed hungry.
Flutterby > FluttershyThis book is also what fueled my fetish
>>29152395
Flutterbee > Flutterby
>>29152395
I don't know where this is from but that ass is nice.
>>29152937
>I don't know where this is from
Serendipity books series. This one is called 'Flutterby'. They're a series of small books with (in my opinion) fantastic illustrations that center around teaching morals. This one is about accepting and loving being who you are or some sappy shit. These books were some of my favorites in elementary school.
>tfw dad found ponies in my netflix 'currently watching'
>says he wants to talk about it
I'm going to have to talk to him about it next time I leave my room
what the fuck do?
>>29150936
> "Some friends online told me to watch it"
>>29150936
You cannot be this fucking retarded... but then again I am on /mlp/.
Why the fuck were you watching them if parents had access to it. "Currently Watching" was a selling point for Netflix, you retarded cuck.
>>29150936
What's there to talk about? You just say "Yeah, I watch that show. So? If you don't like it you can always find another place to stay."
Is /mlp/ looking forward to the new movie coming out soon and if so why?
>>29147405
Yes. Unlike a lot of the fags here who got lost on the way to /mlphate/, I still love the show and I want to see it continue. I can't wait to see how the movie goes.
>>29147405
Judgement Day draws ever closer...
>>29147417
>>29147418
Two kinds of people
Also they're just cute ponies, shut up and enjoy them
So apparently the Polish book releases are getting weirder. This is from a book that's called "The Treasure of Donkeyville" about RD searching for a treasure. What's odd is that this one is not by a Polish author or the typical publisher. It's a translated book written by an American, but there's no record of her doing it outside of the Polish translation existing.
Even weirder, here's a Polish translation of a book about Pinkie throwing Zecora a birthday party. Notice the author.
>>29146690
What the actual fuck? Could those be episodes from season 7 and it's just that someone fucked up? This is fucking weird.
>>29146690
>Throwing a party for King Zebra.
Why Ponka?
Six months passed since Celestial Siblings defeated Discord and turned him into stone.
Six months of peace had passed and now war once again rages on Equestrian soil.
Princess Luna had bestowed upon herself the name 'Nightmare Moon' and raised her arms against Princess Celestia.
As sun and moon both hang in the sky, Lady of the Night is gathering forces for the march towards the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Catch up here: https://www.anonpone.com/dhour/
Current objectives:
-Buy a gift for Last Word
-Gather enough bits to pay your gambling debts (68/300)
-Investigate theft of airship plans
-Visit general Perurbation two days later and get a new task
Inventory:
Night Guard armor.
Glaive.
1 'anti-hungover' potion.
68 bits.
Notebook.
Keys from the confiscated house.
Previous thread:
>>29072784
>>29139049
>>29138973
>>29139347
"And how much time will this spell take?"
"The spell itself does not require any specific preparations. But you can never know how much time will you spend in the dreams of a pony getting the information you need. Usually ten minutes or so are enough."
"Well, then to the church we go." - you shrugged - "Though I don't think that that Sharp guy will be so unwilling to cooperate when we return."
"Never underestimate willpower of a zealot." - Arcane replied - "You will be surprised how much one can endure when he believes in the righteousness of his deeds."
"I hope you have returned with good news?" - greeted you Long Night when you entered the church.
"Unfortunately you are wrong, reverend. We require assistance in the interrogation of one of the heretics. I assume that there should be a pony in the ranks of Nightbringers who is up to the task."
"Your assumption is correct." - he smiled - "I will ask chaplain Pure Belief to assist you. I think you and lieutenant Dawn will return here at the same time, so you will be able to tell him everything you have learnt."
Long Night trotted inside the internal premise of the church and returned after a couple of minutes, followed by earth pony mare, wearing armor of the Nightbringers, though instead of the helmet she wore a skull mask.
"My name is Pure Belief." - she greeted you with a nod of her head - "Is there anything I should know about this heretic?"
Your actions?
>>29144729
He called us starspawn during the interogation so he may have some familiarity with star magic will that be a problem.
While you are in there see if he performed any acts of sabotage on the engines he was working on before his capture.
>>29144723
Something about her makes me think of Nyx
>"Anonymous!"
>It's Skeleton. He came out of your TV screen one time while you were playing Skyrim.
>You freaked for a couple of days, but now that you're used to him, and now that he has settled himself, he's essentially a scabby tumor sucking the joy from your life.
>Nobody else can see or hear him except for you.
>"Today, my mind wandered back to yesterday," he continues, "And how you had been moping about your inability to travel to "Equestria." his voice is rattle-y.
>"I explored! And I have found a portal—don't tell anyone else— and we shall venture through together!"
>"Does this idea sound good? Tell me it sounds good I've got my axe, so I shall defend you tirelessly should danger peek its ugly head!"
>"It /might/ even be the exact place you're looking for!"
>>29143004
FORSOOTH
>>29143004
I would totes travel through Equestria with skelly bro.
Is he tangible though? Or if he isn't will he become tangible/audible/visible to everyone else when we get there?
>>29143004
>"It /might/ even be the exact place you're looking for!"
Fuck it. It can't be any worse than here. Onward, skelly bro.
Anyone agree?
>>29141844
>rain, not snow
>frozen pizza
>Pinkie, not Glim Glam
2.5/10
>Reddit weather
>tumblr safe space bed
>pinkie
>meme food
No
>>29141882
>>29141844
You're gonna do this across every board, aren't you?