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>>29170527
The world needs more dead Nazis.

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Nah.

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>>29170527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb-eInuRmRQ

Rainbow Dash Speedy Girl (Electric Feel Cover)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJL67oTv_A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4tyvJJzSDk

>>29170012
BlackGryph0n - Crusaders (Are We There Yet)
BlackGryph0n - Here We Are

>tfw you will never be in 2012 /mlp/ again

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>watching the show

>>29169970
Time to kill yourself.

>>29169796
how can you be late to a ride that lasts forever?

>>29169796
Listen Doc. Pones are love pones are life and the ride never ends

>>29169820
This is a very valid point.

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I just realised that you don't need to add a colon in a title. Go me.

>>29169362
>You settle yourself as comfortably as your aching flank allows you to.
>That is, not very much.
>Still though, if this brew will make you feel a bit better...
>Maybe not forget this morning, but just release some of that tension from your chest.
>And make those Celestia forsaken shivers go away.
>It was a warm, nice weather outside, and yet you felt cold.
>Well, worth a shot you guess.
>You watch as Fluttershy pours two cups of this special tea.
>Wait a minute.
>Two cups?
"Are you going to drink it too?"
>"Well, yes. Why?"
"I thought this was some kind of... medicine."
>"This is a medicine. Just in a form of tea. It makes a pony calm down and relax, helps in stressful situations."
>You nod, realising the implications of that.
>"Oh, did you mean if I am drinking it as a medicine?"
"Yeah, you got the cookies, nice teapot and everything. It's like a tea party."
>The butter pony smiles before looking at the treats she just brought.
>"I wanted to make it seem more natural. After all, the whole point is for you to relax."
"I guess?"
>You state with uncertainty.
>"And don't worry about me. I drink it quite a lot, so I am used to it."
>You catch her pink eyes over the table, and they seem to only reflect the smile just below them.
>Maybe you're overthinking this.
>"Perhaps you didn't notice, but I am a bit of a scaredy pony, so getting nervous is not that rare for me."
>You snort and reach out for your cup.
"You don't say?"

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I also realised that I should probably namefag for this. And not post it at 4 am.

>>29169378
>Clasping the teapot between your hooves you carefully raise it to your mouth and smell the vapour.
>It's hard to describe, but it somehow feels very invasive, even if it is not intense per say.
>Does this make sense? Maybe.
>It is as if a warm numbness tried to break it's way into your nostrils.
>You really can't relate it to any other smells you've got to know so far.
>But there are some other hints that are more familiar to you, like mint.
>You look over your cup to check what Fluttershy is doing.
>She is softly blowing air onto the hot surface, but otherwise doesn't look worried.
>So this weird smell must be just natural to this kind of brew.
>You don't think that she would try to harm you, but you were kind of worried that she might have mixed it wrong or something.
>But once again, she looks completely fine.
>Your hesitation does not go unnoticed however, as you're met with a questioning gaze.
>"Is something wrong Rainbow Dash?"
>You scramble to find a good response.
"Yes, I mean no. I mean, maybe, it's this weird smell that I can't even describe."
>You say as you eye the tea suspiciously.
>"I know, I was worried about it at first too. But it smells like that every time, so it's normal. If a little bit weird."
>Alright then.
>You are Rainbow Dash, and you are not scared of any tea.
>Lets handle this like a mare.
>With a new found courage you take a deep sip of the weird liquid.
>When it touched your tongue you felt it had a somewhat bitter taste.
>It wasn't enough bitterness to make you spit the drink away, but it did make you scrunch your nose and swallow it a bit too quickly.
>You feel a warm sensation flowing down your throat into your body, spreading the sensation outwards.
>It was as if your digestive system was now radiating heat out.
>Which it technically was, come to think of it.

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>>29169389
>You roll your tongue out your mouth in a weak attempt to get rid of the bitter aftermath.
>"Oh my, I guess I should've told you about the taste."
>Your friend says with her hoof raised to her smiling mouth.
>You must look silly right now, tongue hanging out and scrunched nose.
"Yeth, phobably."
>Fluttershy giggles before pushing the plate with cookies toward you.
>"I think these might help a bit. I'm not sure how much you need to drink, so the taste will stay for a bit. Better to take it slow you know."
>Oh screw that.
>You would have to play cat and mouse with this stupid tea just because you didn't know how your body would react?
>No thank you, your body will endure as always.
>Better to take this head on and be done with this taste.
"But one cup should be about right, yes?"
>"Uhm, probably. That's how much I drank when I first got it, but-"
>Uninterested in any butts, you proceed to down the whole thing in one go.
>Celestia's hoofs, that taste stings.
>You close your eyes really hard, waiting for the worst part to pass.
>"Oh my... I'm not sure if that was the smartest thing to do Dash. You don't know how you will take it."
"Pfft, you sound like Twilight. What are you, an egghead?"
>You open your eyes and shake your head to get rid of the lights floating in your sight.
>Perhaps you shut them too tight.
>Fluttershy flaps her wings with an angry expression written on her.
>Whoa, that's new.
>"No I am not. Twilight knows nothing about how you should make a good herbal medicine, even if she thinks otherwise."
>They must have had some kind of argument over it.
>Hopefully not about any nasty side effects.

>>29169266
I got the mane7 EQG minis for christmas feels good man.

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>>29169266
The minis saved them. Hasbro did really well with those.
Both the fanbase and the intended audience love them.

>>29169266
>how much MLP bombed

in all likelihood they had another profitable quarter and an overall profitable year.

Poor.

Its not Season 3 bad, but glimmer is a horrible edition to the show yet and the two parters are basically revolving around this poochy.

I want to fucking die.

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>>29169241
Amazing, Season 6 we pretty high tier, GlimGlam's episodes were exceptional.

>>29169142
you too senpai

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>>29169142
good night and happy new year sweet pea :3c

Happy new year anon.

>>29168974
> rape

>>29168974
For what?
I didn't go to that shit nigga

Today in "things that didn't actually happen"

>>29168700
>26% underageb&

>>29168700
There was a chart with these stats somewhere, but I can't remember where I saved it

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>>29171617
I only have this old chart from five years ago. Maybe for comparisons or whatever.

>>29168646
I want to cum inside...

>>29168656
that which is forbidden

>>29168687
kill me fampai

>having a no hooves waifu

good job getting yourself permanently barred from Equestria. I'll be pitying you after I have arrived.

>>29168508
I don't spurt to my waifu because I am waiting until marriage.

>>29168508
Gonna see how long I can go without giving in to the horse pussy first

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The Writefag's Guild presents: Three short stories + whatever other greens any writefriends want to post.

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>>29168417
>>29168459
>"But, your Highnesses-"
"Captain, this decision is no longer up for debate."
>Celestia opens the door with her magic.
>Frigid air floods in, making you shiver.
>"I can't-"
>You won't find out what he can't, as your sister lifts him up into the air and out the door.
"A pleasant holiday to you and your kin, captain!"
>A final grumble from the pegasus is cut off by the slamming door.
>Hopefully, he'll go home to his family.
>"Let's go upstairs!"
>Celestia's cheer is quite unlike her day-to-day demeanour but fits the occasion.
>It's been over a thousand year since you've had a Hearth's Warming Eve to yourself.
>No subjects to entertain this time, no sisters absent.
>Everyone is holed up in their warm and cosy homes.
>No pageants, no plays.
>All ponies are with their loved ones, and the snow covers the land like a thick blanket.
>And even though your captain of the guard was reluctant to forsake you, you're now able to spend some quiet quality time with 'Tia.
>A night of gift-giving, cake, and merrymaking.
>The two of you make your way back through the throne room, to the little chamber you've decorated for the holiday.
>A tiny tree, hardly taller than your sister, stands in the middle.
>Enchanted glass stars hang from the supple branches, moon and sun sit atop.
>Six presents make up this year's bounty, a platter of cookies and cake are the feast, along with a barrel of chocolate milk.
>The board is set, time to move the pieces.
"Shall we get started, sister dear?"
>As Celestia grabs hold of the sun and pulls it down into the snow, your horn makes the moon rise from its slumber.
>Now all is set for an uninterrupted Hearth's Warming Eve, full of joy and love.

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>>29168473
"For you, 'Tia."
>You float the pink box to your sister.
>Gently she unties the bow and takes off the lid.
>Grinning, she takes the purple plush into her hooves.
>"A Twilight Sparkle doll.. how cute."
"To ease you into your dreams on lonely nights," you say with a smirk.
>You know your sister quite misses having a close pupil, she might actually use this new companion.
>"Well then, while we're on the subject of dreams, here is my first gift."
>A disc-shaped package about the size of a plate floats your way.
>You unwrap the gift, revealing a blue dreamcatcher.
>"To keep out those pesky nightmares."
>Celestia apparently thinks the gift oh so clever and witty.
"Yes, very nice, sister dear, if only I'd had this when I was struggling with the Tantabus."
>Curses, that came out harshly.
>She didn't mean it that way, it was just a silly present.
"I'm sorry, it is a fine gift, thank you."
>"I'm glad you like it. Cupcake?"
"Blueberry, please."
>Between bites of blue delight, you think about the gift you gave.
>Might your sister have taken that the wrong way as you did hers?
>Not likely, she seemed happy about it.
>Yet...
"Celestia?"
>"Hmm?"
"Do you.. miss Twilight?"
>The next bit of cake remains floating in front of her.
>"What do you mean? Twilight still..."
"You're not as close as you were before."
>"No, I suppose not.., but I've got you back, haven't I?"
>But you're not as close as you once were.
>You can't bring yourself to point it out.
"Do you.."
>Ever feel lonely?
>Behind the facade?
>Are you slowly wasting away bearing the responsibility for a kingdom?
>Your cutie mark is the Sun, not the state, after all.
>And you undeniably deal with the lion's share of Equestria's problems.
>Even if you're not always in the rainbow finale.
"...want to move on to the next gifts?"
>Before she answers, the cake completes its journey.
>"Yesh, you're *gulp* going to love this one!"

Happy new 2017, Rainbow Dash!

I want to stick my dick in a taco and feed it to fluttershy

>>29168562
There's easier ways to make that MtF transition, anon.

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>>29168007

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>>29168036
pls post ;-;

This kills the joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6xSRw5fhko