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>tfw dad found ponies in my netflix 'currently watching'

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>tfw dad found ponies in my netflix 'currently watching'
>says he wants to talk about it
I'm going to have to talk to him about it next time I leave my room
what the fuck do?
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>>29150936
> "Some friends online told me to watch it"
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>>29150936
You cannot be this fucking retarded... but then again I am on /mlp/.

Why the fuck were you watching them if parents had access to it. "Currently Watching" was a selling point for Netflix, you retarded cuck.
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>>29150936
What's there to talk about? You just say "Yeah, I watch that show. So? If you don't like it you can always find another place to stay."
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>>29150936
>watching where someone else can find history
>he didn't use tor to watch the vids on youtube then delete history

you fucked up

Here's your saver though
>yeah, i was watching Dan Vs and it just started playing the first suggestion after the autowatch thing
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Who cares? You're a grown man aren't you? Regardless of the fact that you live at home, I'm sure MLP isn't the only cartoon you watch

Besides if you're that worried why don't you just watch it on Discovery Family, it airs like 10 episodes a day or some shit and if you wanted to watch it later in the day every episode is on Dailymotion
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>>29150936
how old are you? 18?

you are adult enough to watch whatever you want and your dad is not entitled to say anything (unless you are a shitty pruductiveless neet).

if you are <18, underage b&, sorry
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>>29150947
you can't kick your parents out of their house anon
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>>29150957
Dan vs isn't on netflix
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>>29150975
>OP fucked up, pt. 2
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>>29150936
Man the fuck up nigga.

When I still lived with my parents i fought my dad pretty regularly.

You have not excuse.
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>>29150945
>this
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>>29150936
Man up and say your interested in it, don't lie it won't help
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>>29150936
Just say you like cartoons, then show him anime and he'll fuck off.
Normies don't like talking about cartoons, they have more important shit to do.
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>being in my 30s
>having my job
>living by myself
>not having a wife or children to care
>being public with my ponyfagness and nobody cares

feels good man
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>>29151023
If they didn't care you'd have a girlfriend
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>>29151033
who is entitled to say at an adult man "you must have a IRL gf"?
Nobody is legally obligated to have gf/wife/children at a certain age, is a choice.
even if they, family and friends, "care" about that, is none of their business.
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>>29150945
This
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>>29150936
Don't leave your room.
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>>29150936
Just say it was a drunken Internet dare. I've watched weird stuff while drunk. You can make it one of those drinking games where you drink when something happens. Then just act the part of being ashamed your a weirdo that drinks alone than one that watches ponies.

Have you people not learned to lie?
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>my friends are making inside jokes about it and I want to relate to them

>it was reccomended to me
>autoplay
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>>29150945
No not that, fuck that's like the weakest excuse ever.
>Uhh I'm holding it for a friend
>I swear my friends told me it was cool
>SAID NO ADULT MAN EVER ABOUT A CARTOON PONY SHOW
Fucking retards, no one is gonna buy that.
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>>29151056
THIS
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Also if need be trash the show (as long as he can't verify how much you watched - I don't use netflix so idk).

The aim is to give an impression that you wanted to "try it out" (see the other suggestions here - dare, drunk, friend recommended) and have come to the conslusion that it's bad.
(Again, if he can see that you watched all episodes or something like that this won't work.)
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>>29150936
Move out of your parents' house you lazy NEET fuck.
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>>29151049

I hope you're proud of contributing to the fall of western civilisation
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I'm 27 years old, live at home, have pony shit out in the open in my bedroom, who gives a fuck?

My parents have made a couple small comments here and there but nothing bad, more like confused, I dismissed them, and that was the end of it
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>>29151074
>I hope you're proud of contributing to the fall of western civilisation

If the "western civilisation" thinks in this way, yes.
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>>29151074
Ponies are 10x sexier than any 3DPD could ever be, get lost storm weenie.
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>>29151074
I would be.
Western Europe is a fucking joke and they were always doomed to fail.

Not that he is anyways.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to be in relationship.
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>>29151079
>>29151082
if you don't procreate, the birth rate goes down
if the birth rate goes down, the population likewise goes down until there isn't enough people alive to do the jobs required to maintain the hedonistic living style people are now accustomed to, to the point where people are so self centered they see no need to even procreate
it's a spiral of destruction that you're enabling
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>>29151091
And?
Fuck the world, it's full of niggers and shitskins who are out for our heads and no one else seems to care so why should I?

My younger years have taught me that if the white race dies out it will be due to it's own naivety, so if we go we go I don't really care anymore.

Btw, how many kids you got?
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>>29150936
>watching the show
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>>29151103
12
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>>29151091
>[citation needed]
If this is real, it won't happen in 30 or 40 years or even more. It is not that i don't care of the future of this world, but it's not right from this society to ask me to assume a responsibility as huge as having children or being married if i'm not interested into that or i don't feel to fit for that purpose.
i don't want to say in the future: "I don't blame bad parenting, parents nowadays were obligated by this society to procreate."
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>>29150936
Just bee yourself underaged faggot
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>>29151124
yes, fly away or sting if necessary
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>>29151091
The birth rate needs to go down, I hate to take the side of the LOOMINAUGHTY but they're right about one thing, there are too many of us

They still aren't justified in killing us, but it's true, the worlds biggest problem is that there are too many humans making too many kids who never needed to be born
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>>29151119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub-replacement_fertility
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>>29151135
>using wikipedia as a reference
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>>29151144
Try any of the 50 fucking references at the bottom of that page if you're really that autistic
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When did MLP became porn?
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>>29150936
>He doesn't watch it on dailymotion/vimeo/startpage video search/anything but directly on Youtube
>On private browsing.
>With Noscript
>And Ghostery
>And Adbllock
>And Better Privacy
>And ublock origin
>Or any other script and cookie blockers.
>Whilst regularly reminding yourself to learn about a VPN for complete security but being too lazy to remember.
>All on a computer that you never ever let anyone even see the screen of.
You deserved to get caught.
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>>29151152
What a lazy faggot.
it's not my job to find correct and accessible references for YOUR statements.
You have to provide people of that without citing secondary sources, or shut up.
By the way i searched in the bottom page and nothing of what i've found is a valid reply to my post except for the [citation needed] part.
Ok, if we don't reproduce we fall. So?
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>>29151169
It's not MY fault that you're a victim of the "wikipedia can never be trusted" meme
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>>29151175
Says the victiom of the "everything is a meme" meme.
it's not a matter of trusting or not wikipedia. You cannot reference a secondary source, you force other people to search in the bottom and evaluate those sources, a job that YOU have to do if you want to state something.
"I quote someone, who quoted someone else, who quoted someone else", other people have to find the original source for your smelly ass. It's plainly lazy.
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>>29150936
Sounds like you're 18 or younger.

If your dad wants to talk about it he's probably worried you're gay.

You can try and lie using the suggestions in this thread, but you might be better off just telling him the truth: You watch a cartoon about ponies.

Just tell him it's something funny to watch from time to time, like Spongebob, and look him in the eyes while assuring him that you're not gay. If you are, lie about that. Neither of you are ready for THAT talk.

If your dad is a super uptight kind of guy, this is probably going to be a bit difficult for the both of you, but it may be a step you need to take. He may be upset at first, but hopefully, with some time he'll cool off.

Just don't take ponies any further than watching, at least until you move out.
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>>29151091
Low birthrates are not the problem.
Poor border security is.
We should make a system (if it's possible) to suit to a wave like population growng and decaing.
More people =more resources needed after all.
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>>29151103
So much this
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>>29150936
>"Oh, I kinda binged watch last night, didn't know autoplay was on."
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>>29150947
>you can always find another place to say
You cheeky little shit
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>>29150936
I've always been kind of grateful for my dad's technological illiteracy, he doesn't even have netflix. He just watched cable. Specifically, Sportcenter on ESPN.
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>>29151196
This individual has just about the correct idea. Only thing I'd do differently is not lie about being gay, either.

Being 31 years old, I've already gone through all this shit with my parents. Now, of course, people are different and OPs parents might be nothing like mine. But I highly doubt it's going to be anything but, at worst, an uncomfortable road bump that you'll both just fly over and forget about in short order.

My dad asked me about my addicted to Sailor Moon when I was a kid. It didn't get much further than him thinking it was weird.

Now, the BIG pain in the ass is that my wife buys me all this fucking pony merch that I don't fucking want. I tell her so, and without fail, I find a coloring and activity book or some shit in my book shelf where I store historical documents. Or a pony grab bag at my computer. Or a box of assorted pony miniatures under the Christmas tree.

THAT shit drives me up the goddamn wall.
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>>29150936
I got cancer from this thread
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>>29150936
You should have denied it and shifted the blame to hin
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>>29151426
netflix has different user profiles for the one account
dad looked at my profile because he was curious
I'm going to have to go out for the toilet soon. None of these suggestions would work on him
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>>29150936
Tell him you watch it for the plot and masturbate to the sweet pony pussy anon. You're a man with urges. I'm on the edge of neet and still live with the family, so to make life easier I've let them all know about my degeneracy. It allows me to have some fun wallpapers but also draw confidently without watching the door all the time. I still get a little on edge whenever people lay their eyes on the stuff and I instinctively want to hide it, but it gets better for each passing day. The freedom of not having to keep that secret alone is incredibly awarding. Friends shake their heads and tease, but have ended up opening up about their own urges in return. Tonight me and my friends will be masturbating with the entire family. Because friendship is magic!
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>>29150936
He watches it too
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>>29151434
You know what your best shot is?

Don't listen to these autists telling you to tell some godawful lie. Listen to someone with life experience. Cop to it, and never mention it again. You can't deny the evidence; every lie you tell will only flare up the situation more. The less of a scene you make about it, the more likely your dad is to forget when something else comes up that beckons him for attention.
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>>29150936
Listen to me.

So what?
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>>29151065
> They said it was some really dumb kids' show, like so bad it's funny type of deal.
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>>29150936
Did he say he specifically wants to talk about the show or that he just simply wants a talk with you? Also, maybe he wants to just talk up pones with you and he's into it.

If you're still panicking, stop. There's nothing to freak out about.
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>>29150936
Tell him you lost a bet.
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>>29151541
This is ironic, right?
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>>29150936
Just tell the truth man, tell him you are a flaming homosexual otherkin that sucks horse cock.
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>>29150936
>"Dad, I am a faggot."
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>I watched the simpsons when I was a little girl, you still watch it, so what's the problem here?
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>>29150936
He didn't beat you that's a start.
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>>29151091
holy shit, you dense fuck
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>>29150936
This what you do, OP. Tell your Dad that you want to be honest with him. Sit down on your bed and instruct him to have a seat next to you. Pat the bed twice to indicate where you want him. If he does, great, if he doesn't, sigh and say something to the extent of "I should have expected that from you."

You have two courses of action here:

1. Blame him. Tell him that his overbearing and emotionless nature has made it impossible to feel comfortable in your house. Tell him your Mom is unhappy and frequently considers cheating on him. Tell him he doesn't make as much as the neighbor, too. Tell him that the only way you can find it bearable to be around him is to inject some happiness into your life by seeking out his opposite: colorful happy ponies. Reveal that it was your elaborate plan to incept his fragile mind with ponies by allowing him to "find" the show in your Netflix queue. At this point he will be a jiggling mess of repressed feminine emotions. Tell him you hate him, but that he can be redeemed. Buy some bonbons and nail polish and invite him to watch the show with you. Inform him it is both his punishment and his only hope to salvage his family. Only after this successful procedure should you introduce him to dragon dildos.

2. Tell him you were really high and that you chose the show that seemed to have the most vibrant colors at the time.
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>>29150959
*unproductive.
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>>29151091
Personally, I think less people in the world is good. Though I don't necessarily WANT it, I'm expecting the next world war or super plague to wipe out a good fraction of us within my life time.
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>>29150936
Let him help you, after all you have serious mental issues.
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>>29150936

>I wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
It's not that hard, dude.
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>mfw all these unwitting anons replied to a shitpasta and OP is not coming back

In the unlikely case OP is actually underage and a dumb shit, he should probably tell his dad "its time for me to come out of the stable."
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Tell your dad, " it should be obvious I cannot get a woman, you should have taken me to a whore house to make me a man. now I just jerk off all day to cartoon ponies and the endless fandom horse pussy online. " he will understand.
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>>29150936
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>>29150936
>netflix
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>>29152133
>pic
the green one
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I watch cartoons with my dad sometimes. We watched adventure time and over the garden wall and it was pretty fucking rad. Sometimes he josh me for liking mlp, make terrible dad jokes or horse puns but that's about it.
My mom also watched every single spoungebob episode.
Fucking /co/ family man
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>>29150936
>2915-936+38
>still hiding your power level
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>>29150936
>Son, I am confuse
y?
>Because of My Little Pony in watchings history, but also of Busty Cops next it
da?
>Is gay or not, son?
Is slav
>nyet
That was day dad becomings of bomb

Everything was bomb

Even heart ;_;
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>>29150936

This >>29151570 is what i did when the guys at work questioned me about the decals on my car.

Control your emotions, Act confident, tell the truth, and if you don't make a big deal out of it others won't
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>>29150936
>there are still people who treat watching my little pony as some sort of "coming out" event
jesus christ, just dont make a big deal out of it.
>hey son, what is this shit?
just a show i like.
>youre not a faggot are you?
no.
end of convo.
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anything you do will be better than the way I told my brother,
I was drunk, on the beach, crying and screaming that Rainbow Dash is best pony.
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>>29150936
You must take one of two courses:
1) Turn in your man card
2) Turn away from ponies forever
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>>29152497
but im swift as a coursing river
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>>29152561
>Buy playboy or porn mag
>Hide under bed
>once it gets found, problem solved
There you go, fag
If you don't want a magazine, then print some normie porn.
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Do manly things.
Buy some guns.
Drink alcohol and cry at night.
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>>29152561
>he isn't mysterious as the dark side of the moon
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>>29152575
>2016
>Buying porn
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>>29152649
Then get called homo by your dad forever.
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>>29152659
Nigga who the fuck cares anyways?
He can deal with his son watching a children's cartoon show or he can catch OP's hands.
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>>29152587
>Dad walks in on OP watching ponies and cleaning a gun.
>No longer thinks son is a weirdo.
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>>29150936
Just say you like the show. If asked why say you find it entertaining. Anything beyond that is just him trying to brow beat you into disliking something you like.

Any "are you gay" or any bullshit questions along those lines should be answered with a firm 'no" and a insistence the discussion end if it's only going to be about how he thinks watching a cartoon is wrong.

There's your solution
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>>29151168
So much shit just to do that.
I download every episode from YayPonies, put them in a folder on my desktop calles "MLP", and don't give a flying fuck since none of my family members are even remotely interested in invading my privacy or that of my computer.
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>>29150936
If your Dad the abusive kind?
If not, then just say, "Yeah, I watch it. I watch porn too."
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>>29150936

MOMS GONNA FREAK
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>>29152674
That if his father isn't an extremist
If he is then OP is gonna get kicked to the street.
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>>29152825
Would he have a legal case in this scenatio?
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>>29152825
Great, now I am imagining some homeless dude on the streets surrounded by pony merch.
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>>29150936
Ask him what's his favorite pony,
If it's not the same as yours, punch him.
"YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG SON, BITCH!"
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>>29152825
Wait how old is he anyways?
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>>29152875
Well it is 4chan, you can lie about everything
but supposedly we have had threads of fags claiming to be kicked, both even having jobs so they could get a room just fine, went to friends or simply ended homeless because NEETs, and lots where the OP never says or just says a dubious 18. But who the hell knows.
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>>29151541
kek
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>>29150936
Both my parents know I watch pone

But since I also live alone, with a stable job, and my job includes working out like a motherfucker, they're willing to accept it. Pretty based honestly
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>>29152702
same, I'm downloading them now, but I don't have much space left in my hdd
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>>29150936
>"Son"
"...d-dad?"
>"I'm going to ask this just once, so listen and listen well. Ok?"
"Y-yessir"
>"Who is best pony?"
"...what?"
>"You have 10 seconds to reply, then I'm going to kick your ass"
"..."
>"Son, I was killing vietcongs with one hand while raping their daughters with the other one when you were nothing more than a dust speck in my testicles, you better answer. 5 seconds now"
"...I..."
>"3"
"I-It's Rainbow Dash, sir!"
>"..."
"...dad?"
>"Son, you'd better run."
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>>29152938
I chuckled
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>>29151715
Not him, but I told my mother I masturbate to ponies. She also found my bestiality once, so she deduced it anyways.
And no I am not disowned.
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>>29152979
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>>29151168
>Not downloading and storing rips from Dailymotion the day they come out

What kind of lowlife doesn't store their pone somewhere locally?
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>>29153026
>rips from daily motion
You can download better ones from yayponies though.
They take a bit longer to be uploaded, however.
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>>29151168
>ghostery
>not a botnet
You dun goofed bro
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>>29151091
eh, fuck it I'm allredy given $1000 to charity why the fuck should I care about children who might just be even worse hedonistic shits and not just be a good guy and adopt
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>>29153139
I can't in to spelling
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>>29150936
Same thing happened with me.
He asked me why I was watching it and I just said I was bored. He said nothing after that and has said nothing since.
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>>29152453
Pretty much what happened with me.
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>>29152028
This. Do what Franz Kafka never could and write a long letter to your father explaining how his overbearing authority has shaped your timid personality and inferiority complex, and how you live in fear of acceptance and yada yada yada. You don't even need to be fully honest about your feelings, make some bullshit that you would find in a pre-teen poem and once he reads that he will become putty in your hands and accept you no matter what. Parents can't defeat the Freudian analysis of your family dynamic, it destroys them every time.
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>>29152860
You can be kicked any time out of the house if you are 18+, retard.
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>>29151085
At 30? Yes there is. Get out there and start a family you lazy retard.
>Hurr I'm an adult nobody can tell me what to do!
Oh well fuck me then, right? I guess manly responsibility means nothing because you're a grown "man" who doesn't recognize his own obligations.
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>>29154163
No you literally can't retard. Even landlords literally can't if you have no other place to go. They have to give notice, for parents it's like 90 days and they have to prove that you're occupancy is causing undue stress or some shit. That's my states rule anyways. I work in social services.

Of course not manning up and finding a place to live asap is a shitty thing to do, but their arent always options.
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>>29154244
I should add that I work with the developmentally disabled and mentally ill, unless you have a legitimate reason that you can't find employment and a living situation, then it's time to start figuring that out.
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>>29154244
>>29154261
Hahahaha well I was kicked without notice in here, but I am not murrikan.
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>>29151074
>wanting to bring a child into this shithole of a world
No thanks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pNtfdk2osk
>dad walks in
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>>29154325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6knpBAqFp9A
>earbuds unplug
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>>29151091
Wow, someone who understands the trend's affect on our future. I'm happy that there are others who are aware of this.

Without consistent childen born by competent individuals, the Idiocracy shall soon end us.
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>>29154406
>muh 'the movie idiocracy is so true' post
Social change =/= social decay grandpa.
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>>29151371
Man, your wife sounds awesome.
>tfw no gf that takes an active interest on your hobbies/shows
it hurts
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>>29150945

Yeah, where from?

>4chan
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>>29151091
>if you don't procreate, the birth rate goes down

Fucking statement of the century right there.
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>>29152453
This. Even I was able to grasp this at age 15, and I was an autistic little shit. Own up, OP, it's not a big deal. Your dad knows and probably just wants to scare you a bit to fuck with you.
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>>29150936
The truth will set you free.
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>>29151091
>you dumbass, you are ruining society as a whole because you have different ideals from me
>go fucking procreate so your terrible genes and ideals can pass on and ruin society for the next generation
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>>29151091
You should protest the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
http://vhemt.org
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What happened to OP? Did he died?
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>>29154949
currently getting his anus penetrated by his dad's hard rod
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>>29151091
I'm glad someone said it. Go make babies for fucks sake! Having and raising a child is the most noble and selfless thing a human being can do! Our sex and porn-saturated culture has so divorced copulation from having children that people don't seem to be aware that sex actually has a life-giving purpose outside of hedonistic pleasure.
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>>29150936
I remember when this happened to me my dad told me that it was the most disappointed he'd ever been of me in his life. I quit watching the show after that but I stuck around for the fandom...
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>>29151074
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>>29150936
>I repeatedly leave MLP up on the Netflix at my old family home just to see what people say
>I don't even watch MLP on Netflix
I'm like the opposite of OP
I guess that makes me not a gigantic faggot
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>>29155012
>Having and raising a child is the most noble and selfless thing a human being can do!
"Selfless" is not a good selling point. It's equivalent to saying "do it because it's bad for you."
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>>29155079
Do it because your parents did it for you
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My dad found out when I accidentally left my phone unlocked on the couch and received a text from a friend about ponies. He went to pass my phone to me (I was in the other room) and he glanced at what the text was about. He doesn't care, because its a cartoon and he's not shallow enough to judge somebody for watching a cartoon. He even bought me an mlp poster as a joke for Christmas
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>>29150936
>>still living with your parents
>>worried about what your parents think
Stay young, underage.
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>>29151091
so? human race needs to depopulate some, we got way too many people as it is.
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>>29151091
>Implying you want horsefuckers to reproduce

>>29155225
Well, as far as I understand it...
It's the developing countries that are making the most babies. I don't believe the "have less kids for the greater good" argument holds for the already-developed countries as countries such as Germany and Japan are experiencing a declining population which feeds into the argument for more immigrants, who have more kids per woman, yada yada... and other countries have an ageing population.
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>>29151417
number one
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>>29150936
>not having your own "watching profile" on the account
when they say, "we need to talk" it means that they still think of you as a child
just tell them that since they treat you like a child, you're gonna watch children's shows
>"but it's a show for little girls!"
all the more reason for them to start treating you like an adult
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>>29151541
This.

My dad makes jokes all the time about fucking a pony and staying away from the family dog, but it's worth it to get a ton of free pony shit each birthday and christmas.

Then again my family is not a nuclear, orthodox christian, white-american family. So I'm probably in an awesome minority of people that have super chill laid back parents.
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>>29151091
the world is over populated as it is, fucknut
NOT procreating is HELPING the planet
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I'd just say Faust made it and she and her husband made half my childhood. Also artistic reasons.
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>>29155518
meanwhile shitskins multiply at a rising rate in their third world shitholes, more than cancelling out anything you did (or rather didn't do) for the planet and further pushing the white race into obscurity

**NOTICE: For any future employers of mine looking into my post history, let it be know that this post is entirely ironic and I am not in anyway racist. God bless multiculturalism**
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>>29155518
Its overpopulated in India, China and Africa. Not in the west you chucklefuck.
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>>29151091
Having fun on that slippery slope of yours?
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>>29151091
Where do you think you are?
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>>29152260
If red and blue are crossed it might be them. There's no hard fast rule on these things, and the folks that make them constantly go against it. That's why the people who defuse bomb die constantly.
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>>29151074
>>29155012
>>29151091
>>29155118
>>29155633
That wall must hit pretty fucking hard.
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>>29150936
So, what happened? It's been 19 hours, and unless he's barricaded his door and been pissing in bottles, this was OP was fake.

It's been an amusing thread though, so it's fine I guess. Just would've liked a conclusion.
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>>29155985
Any time I walked out of my room I just avoided eye contact with him, then later I went to bed. He's at work currently.

I might just keep avoiding him. Not sure if he's told mum.
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>netflix
>lives with dad

Underaged b&
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>>29150936

fee fi fo fum I smell the cum of a underage b&
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>>29156288
Wow
Awful
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You should be thankful that your parents are still alive, OP. I was listening to Bratja for hours a while ago and I'd give anything to bring them back. Be thankful for what you still have.
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>>29155259
>I dont think the countries that use the most resources need to have less children because a bunch of shit skins living in dirt exist on the other side of the world.
for all you racist fucks talking about poo in loo you seem to have forgotten that these people litterally live in shit while you own a car eat a ton of meat (or drink coffee and almond milk) and otherwise use a jack ton of shit for your own hedonistic pleasure. the world needs to hit under 1 billion, right now we're morbidly obese.
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>>29150936
I suggest you never leave your room again.
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>>29155259
You have a point anon. It's not OUR problem it's china's problem, it's india's problem, it's africa's problem. But it's not our.

And we are not responsible of theirs. So no, if some populations needs to be less many, it's not in the west.
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>>29155653
I'm talking about the human race as a whole, cum guzzler
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>>29150936
>Usually do my own laundry
>Have horrendously obnoxious bright purple MLP tank top
>One day it ends up with bulk of family laundry
>Find it folded nicely by my mom on my bed
>She's only worried that it's another white supremacy reference like my pepe tank top
>Tell her it is
>Heil Hitler
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>>29158630
Give this man a cookie
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>>29150936
Easy, never leave your room ever again.
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>>29158630
lmao
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Any new developments?
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>>29154449
Why does she look like Doug?
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>>29154449
>that nose
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