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Merry Christmas!

>>29124333
Merry tripsmas

>>29124333
Merry Christmas nigga

So THAT'S why there was all that bullshit last thread. Nigga.

Fuck is this

>>29123337
Pony.town

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>>29123244
No. I know I'll get sucked into it and never want to stop playing it.

>>29115515
*sinks into fat and dies*

>>29115515
this is the most fuckable horse in the history of horsekind

even the diehard horsehaters would give everything to have her hoofs on their face

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check out the hoofpussy lads

>>29115415
Why does penny get to be a mare but I can't

>>29115431
Are you sure you're not just a mare who's doing inception-level TF fantasies?

>>29115449
Oh gosh, well then I'm into weird shit. How do I wake up from this nightmare and be myself again?

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>>29112893
first for willying the filly

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I want to run my fingers through Anonfilly's chestfluff.

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I want t- hhnnnngggg

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>>29106064
Back to the old grind.

>>29102212
Right, so we had some kind of obligation with....Barber, Rats, and Sleepy. Sleepy and Rats were with us for a smash and grab, the guards were alerted some how. We hide the box of jewelery away for another day.....
I think we should mention that we hide the box to be retrieved later. We have some kind of responsibility, sort of. Can't sell the Jewels, Barber might find out.
So what if some of you want to keep it later? Rats already mentioned seeing Ruby with the box. What's your excuse?

>>29102212
So what does the room look like?
Can we ask Barber is she has any more heists? This one sacked. We were this close to getting caught I tell you. I bet they had a magic alarm, or they were on to us.

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>>29102212

Ruby greets all three of them with a hello.

"Good to see you safe and sound, dear." Barber says from her couch. Barber was a slightly older mare with a stern expression and tone of voice that never quite left her, even when she was in a good mood.

"Yeah, who'd make the food and clean if I wasn't here?" Ruby comments with a wry grin.

"Hey, where'd that box go you were hauling out of that veritable mansion?" Rat says, circling around the filly. Rat was a tall, lanky stallion that would probably be pretty decent looking were it not for his large buck teeth. It made him hard to take seriously, but Ruby knew not to make him angry. He was by far the sneakiest of his roommates, and Ruby knew from some stories that he wasn't above hurting those that crossed him. Unlike her other roommates, Ruby couldn't recall Rat ever holding down a job.

Ruby, who knew she wouldn't be able to fence the good without Barber or Rat hearing about it, says that she was worried about walking around with the box and so stashed it away so she could get it later.

"Good thinking." Sleepy says, wandering up, "That is of course, unless someone else finds it first."

Sleepy was a squatter, portly stallion with a mustache. Ruby knew that he would on occasion work on the docks, though she didn't know what he did, and the work usually had a very sporadic schedule. He was quite good with lockpicks and at pickpocketing.

"Atta girl, Atta girl! We'll go grab it tomorrow." Rat says, laughing and giving Ruby a noogie, which she struggles out of before heading over to the kitchen.

As Ruby grabbed some nearby bread she pondered how she didn't know the real names of her roommates. Rat and Sleepy's nicknames were pretty obvious from their appearances. Barber took a while for her to figure out however. The filly thought it was from all the blades she would carry around, which was half true. It seems, among other things she would do for the sailors on the docks, she cut hair.

What does Ruby do?

>>29099479
Why do you like her?

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>>29099508
>Good looking (especially the girl)
>Genuine good character
>Only EQG to be seen working a job
>Only female and EQG to be seen driving a car

>>29099524
That pic made hard is that normal.

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>>29098803

Last time, you and Brownie had a spirited discussion about your hobbies. You told Brownie about how you made toys, and Brownie told you (and told you, and told you, and TOLD YOU) about Pockepon, a popular comic and toy line that you thought only foals enjoyed.

Oh, how wrong you were. Brownie talked you into playing a Pockepon game of her own design with her. You struggled at first to understand the rules, but soon you caught on, devastating her lineup with your Groutlaw and securing a clutch victory with your secret trump card: Mega Gyaradraft. With her strongest Pockepon bested, Brownie admits defeat and now has to do whatever Holiday Special says, as per the bet the two mares made at the start of their game. What will Holiday ask for?

Day 6
3:08 PM
HP: 100%
MP: 100%
Bits: 41
Inventory: 1 apple core, 1 town hall key, 1 Twilight's record, 1 divining stick, 1 looking glass
Status: Triumphant! ...For now


There are 8 hours, 41 minutes, and 12 seconds left until judgment.

This is where your quest concludes.

>>29098852
Would she be upset if we asked to cuddle and make out?

>>29098852
Ask her to be our friend forever.
Then our problem is solved.

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>>29070470
OBESE SHIM

>Be Anon hanging out with your bro Dr. Hooves, Sorcerer Supreme.
>The good doctor just asked for the biggest favor of your life.
>"Hey...I know this is a bit much, and a little out of left field. But can you fuck my ugly sister? I'll give you a ticket for every time you fuck her to go to this place in this alternate reality I found. If you do and use the ticket you can get a power by following the instructions at the place."
"Okaaaaay. Whats the catch?"
>"THERE IS NO CATCH AT ALL MAN, except you can only get four tickets before my sister becomes a rampaging monster, and gets progressively uglier each time you sleep with her, BUT ITS FINE! ITS FINE!"
"Your sister found one of your books and now needs to have her curse broken doesn't she? Hell I bet those tickets don't do anything."
>"No, no man...well okay yes she did, but that's beside the point. The tickets are totally legit, I guarantee you wont regret it. You will only be able to get one power per ticket though."
"Hmmm. Bang your ugly sister, or super powers..."
>"HEY!"
"Shut up, you know its true. Now stop interrupting, I'm trying to think. Ugly sister...super powers...ugly sister...super powers. Okay, I will fuck her four times for some super power. They better be worth it."
>"Thanks man, you don't know what this means for me, you will be really helping her out, on the plus side, they even put up signs on what you can get there. Last time it was completely random, but some people complained and got the rules changed. Anyways, do you want to fuck her here, or maybe at a hotel?"
"Uggh. Just drop us off at a hotel, I want to get this over with."
>One weekend, a lot of bear runs, and several paper bags later.
>"Hey Anon! How was it buddy? Did you go through with..." Looking over Anon's shoulder at the terrifying thing that can barely be described as a woman behind him.
>"Nevermind I see that you held your end of the bargain. How the hell did you do it anyways?"
"If you lived with my uncle Incog, you'd understand."

>>29070591
>"What really? I thought he quit banging cthulids. No matter, you helped save my sisters soul by making her too hideous to be taken."
"You're both welcome, but my payment?"
>"Yes, yes, here you are. Your going to have to use them one at a time, but it wont take more than a couple minuets to go through with the four of them."
>Receiving the tickets to power, Anon starts to walk off before remembering some very important piece of information, turning around to interrupt Dr. Hooves and his sisters conversation.
"Uh...Doc. How do I use these things?"
>"Don't worry sis, the transformation is only temporary...wait just a moment, uh what was that Anon?"
"How do I use the tickets you gave me?"
>"Oh that's right, I forgot that. Its simple, just go out to a crossroads later tonight and then rip the tickets in half. One at a time of course. Then just follow the shops instructions and have fun picking out your new powers."
"Oh that's it, guess I'll go and do it tonight...wait what do you mean shop?"
>"Oh don't worry, people using the gift card tickets wont have any problems with the shopkeep, and don't ask how I got them. Now run along now, I need to get my sister home safely."
"Alright then am off, see you next week for game night with Shocker and Rhino?"
>"I should be able to make it yes."
"Sweet, goodnight you two, of and sorry for calling you ugly Ms.Mane I. Ack. Good luck with the curse!"
>Leaving the two of them to their devises Anon heads for his apartment in Manehatten to wait with his roommates, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody, and wait for nightfall.
>Be Octavia listening to Anon's gross recounting of his weekend.
>"So then we got in the doggy position with the bag on her head"
"Okay that's enough, I do not need to hear anymore of this. Why the hell did you do it anyways?"
>"Oh that? I got these magic tickets to get super powers from another world, there mine though, I earned it."

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>>29066392
OBESE GLIM

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comically large horsebutts

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>>29066392
I want to stuff the tiny fat pon until she becomes as big as a big pon.

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>>29057243
You sure do work fast Ace.
Here are some more links of interest:

Link to AusAnon current story: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon

Link to StarAnon's third story: http://pastebin.com/WP4W1KNm

Link to full playlist of JojoxEQG intro themes: Jojo no Kimyō na Bōken: Ekusutora Gāruzu: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR3JpmG2zJhcU4UtpAqS6H6YxCD5QwtCR

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>>29057243
Star!Anon here bringing back the
「STAND」 Generator!

http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Follow the instructions and post your results!

As ordered by our fellow Sonic Youth, replace the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your stand looks and works!

Put a link with the song or album you are referencing, that's what cool guys do.

You can also use this link to make a graph about your stand stats!
http://www.onlinecharttool.com/

Have fun and Stand Proud!

>>29057304

I just realized I forgot to fix the opening scrawl. It's supposed to be "DIO fucks everything up in order to ascend to the fields of Elysium" edition.

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Sorry, I had to.

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>>29048014
Eh, no harm done. It'll be A-Ok!

She'll decorate it with christmas stuff. Also I'd put gay porn under the tree.

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ayyyyyyyyyy

>Tfw you search for the new thread, see a pic of orchid and assume thats it but its just some other thread using it as their OP image.

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What would you do with a tiny [your favorite pone here]?

>>29043816
Bump,would post but I'm on mobile.

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>>29043816
>rarifags trying to get others to heal their insecurities
Kys whoraelovers

>>29044134
>Dashfag trying to start shit

This is why people hate you.