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>>29032498
>"And over here we have the quills and sofa shop, I'll give you three guesses as to what these guys sell hehe."
"Oh hehe, you're so funny Spike!"
>"R-really?"
"For sure. I was worried when I moved to ponyville I wouldn't find another dragon and I'd be all alone."
>"Oh you don't need to worry about that Anon, all the ponies here are really nice!"
>Spike points out some of the ponies, one of them Roseluck notices and waves at you.
>You wave back.
"I see."
>"A-and you have me, I mean, I'll still be here. Er, that is, when I'm not helping Twilight, or helping Rarity, or helping some other.. Er, I mean, I'll find time to come hang out with you!"
"Gosh Spike, you sound so busy, you must be a really important dragon for everyone to rely on you so much."
>"O-oh geez, I'm not that important. Well, I mean there was that time I saved the crystal empire, but you know, not that important."
>You arrive at your little home on the block.
>"And it looks like that vacant little house on the end there will be perfect for you to move in! Welp, I aught to get going now, I'll just be seeing you around Anon."
>He turns to walk away.
"Wait, Spike!"
>He darts back in a cartoonish fashion standing at attention before you.
>"Yes milady?"
"I was, just wondering, that is if you're not busy?"
>"Hmm, well I think I had to go pick up some fabrics for Rarity but-"
>He stares at you for a moment.
>"I dunno, I guess it depends."
"It's just going to be really lonely here my first night.. And well.. You're practically the only one I know here."
>He swallows nervously.
"Would you mind spending the night?"
>"S-spending the night? Like a sleepover you mean? Oh gosh I dunno."
"Please?"
>You widen your eyes and bat your eyelashes at him.
>"Oh, alright. I'm sure Rarity and Twilight will understand, after all you're the first other dragon that's come and wanted to stay in ponyville! It wouldn't be right if you were all alone. I mean I understand what it's like being the only dragon thats for sure."

>>29032501
>You and Spike are sitting around the fireplace in your place on some cushions eating nachos.
>"S-so you're really not seeing anyone else then?"
"No, not at the moment."
>"W-what made you wanna move out here? Out to Ponyville that is?"
"Oh. Well, you know, it just.. Seemed like a nice place to live is all."
>"So just on a whim huh?"
"Yeah."
>"That's nice. Well, I'm sure you'll like it here."
"Do you?"
>"Of course! Oh, well, I mean, it's nothing like Canterlot, its more of a rural less exciting town. But the ponies are nicer, and not NEARLY as stuck up."
"I meant, with ponies."
>"Oh, well.. I'm sure you know, Dragon culture, it's not the most.. Er, suited for someone like me. It's rough, and all about dominating the competition through force. I could see why a smaller cuter dragon like yourself wouldn't want anything to do with THOSE dragons."
>He blushes suddenly realizing what he said.
>"Er, by cuter I mean-"
"You think I'm cute?"
>"O-of course.. You're a um.."
>He's blushing pretty hard.
>"V-very cute dragon."
"Aww, thats funny, I could say the same about you."
>He looks around for a moment, and then scoots himself closer to you.
>"Y-you really think so?"
"Absolutely. Super handsome."
>You run your claws along his arms.
>He smiles nervously.

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>>29032503
>How have you gotten yourself so into this?
>Adolesant dragon hormones of yours are making this game get a little too real.
>You were just supposed to help him out..
>But now..
>Spikes eyes locked with yours.
>He leans in close awkwardly puckering his lips.
>And then his lips meet with yours.
>You and Spike makeout in front of the fire for a moment.
>Spike wipes the saliva from his lips.
>"That was my first time, ever kissing someone, like for real that is."
"O-oh, me too."
>He gives you an amourous look.
>He wraps his arms around you as you both gaze into the fire.
>"I'm glad you came to ponyville."
>Suddenly the door flings open.
>"Spiiiike oh there you are, where are my fabrics, you were supposed to have them delivered to my place an hour ago!"
>You both turn around seeing Rarity.
>She gasps.

>>29011371
>no hooves

>>29011371
Is there a nude version of this pic?
I assume so, but im not going through an album of thousands of pictures to find it.

>>29011446
There most certainly is.

http://imgur.com/lG94NAp

>You blink
>Once
>Twice
>Three times
>What the fuck!
>Seriously?!
>It was that simple
>Apparently Applejack hit the nail on the head
>You owed her one
>Maybe two if you counted the kiss
>But now wasn't the time to be thinking about that
>Focus
"O-oh, okay great. Well, um, first I..."
>"Wait." Trixie says holding up a finger then turning to where Dash is sitting "Dash do you mind leaving, this is kind of personal." She says with a slight edge in her voice
>Oh yeah
>This is why you did all your planning
"Actually..." You say letting out a sigh "Dash needs to stay for this"
>"Excuse me?" Trixie says looking obviously a bit mad
>Okay, now this was the kind of thing you'd expected
>And you'd reached what was easily one of the messier parts
"Listen guys, there's a lot I have to say and apologize for so I'm gonna be entirely honest with you." You begin to explain "And so that's why Dash is here, because before everything that happened we..."
>"Oh my gosh!" Trixie seethed "You mean you two..."
"No, no we didn't" You interrupt before Trixie can get ahead of herself "I mean we kissed and we dry humped but that was it."
>You weren't gonna mention the thigh fucking
>Sure you were being totally honest here, but it was basically dry humping anyway and you were pretty sure only Trixie knew what it was by name anyway
>And you weren't going to explain to Pinkie what it was while you were trying to save your friendship
"And the thing is she may have also kind of confessed to me earlier too. So that's why she is here"
>"I can't believe you" Trixie growls hitting you in the chest
"Ow hey" You say catching Trixie's hands before she could hit you anymore "Listen, I may have done some stupid shit last night, but when Dash came onto me last night as far as I knew you and Pinkie were just my best friends and I was single." You say a bit sternly
>Trixie takes a second to calm down before huffing a bit "Fine..." She says as you let her go
>Well that went about how you expected

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WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!

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>>29184255
Praise the Moon

>>29184255
We should just never have another thread again, it's laughable how incapable you are of following a simple, one day a week routine.

Shove some burning legos up your urethra, dude.

>>29184304
This isn't a sun-day thread, this is a Tuesday thread, and as you can see it's right on schedule.

Probably one movie or a few specials. There's already a trademark waiting.

>>29181475
Did it do well? I didn't think there was any reports out yet on this holiday season. I know I liked the fan series stuff, though it was near impossible to find the nightmare moon one.

>>29181475
Nah, they don't have a reason to do a series, they got the two parters and the upcoming movie for the adventure stuff.

tfw nakedsharks it the only anthro artist I like but he always draws vore

>>29180790
Blame the pony for being so damn ugly.

because pony head is just a circle with mouth, line for a nose, and giant elliptic eyes
any retard can do this

>>29178313
>I don't know how the month of February works

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>>29178313
Hasn't Hasbro shown sneek peek trailers of the movie to russia or something? When the fuck are they going to do that for everyone else?

>>29178313
I won't be here during February. Please someone from the future fill me in now on the movie and season 7

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>You can’t help but shake your head
>Through her alcoholism she partook in your traditions. Now it is up to those traditions to fix her hangover
“Clearly you need of traditional griffon hangover cure”
>”That exists? Why didn’t you say so?”
>Finally inching out of the blanket, she sits up
>”Lay it on me!”
>Well, she asked for it
>She’s quickly slapped across the mule, squeaking in surprise
>Another hit smacks her face back the other way
>”GURI! STO-“
>She eats another light slap
>”I’m awake! I’M AWAKE!”
>Your torrent of blows ceases
>”Geez, what’s the big rush anyway?”
“It’s time to start the day, we got criminals to bring to justice!”
>Your partner sighs, propping her head up with a hoof
>Exhaling deeply, her nose twitches a couple times, odd look creeping across her face
>”Ugh! What’s that smell?”
>She peers to you before sniffing again, her expression seeming to confirm suspicions
>”Why do you smell like that? The hell did you roll around in?”

>>29135596
Victory! And sex.

>You puff up, looking proud
“Victory! And sex!”
>Her pupils shrink to pinpricks upon your proclamation
>”You didn’t…”
“I did.”
>Your smug look is all the proof she needs apparently
>”Guri it was your first date! What you doing?”
“What? It’s not my fault I’m irresistible!”
>”You just do that! And if you messed up all our money’s going to be going to child support!”
>She groans
>"Why can't you be more classy like me? You'll never get any respect with a reputation for being a slut"

>>29086503
I want to kill Fosgitt

>>29086503
>rape to death

>>29086503
I'd show her season 6 and the pony's heart would break, unable to support such abomination, killing her immediately.

>>28896125
>It'd be funny if blood shot out their noses
>Like something out of an anime
"Maybe you have a point." You say before wincing in pain "OW!"
>The doctor removes the bandages letting your wounds breath
>"Just as I expected, you reopened them." The doctor says "Didn't I tell you not to engage in strenuous activity?"
"I kinda had a Queen that is also my marefriend that needed help."
>"No excuses, you're quite lucky we have these bandages." The doctor says as she cleans around the wound "Even when you were facing off against all those ponies, these bandages kept on healing you."
>You look down at the nickle sized hole
>Marie really fucked you with that crystal
>Thankfully the wound slightly above your knee isn't as bad
>After the doctor finishes up with your wounds, she steps back and disposes of the her cleaning supplies
>"Now to grab those water resistant bandages." The doctor says "Don't move."
>The doctor quickly leaves and just as quickly returns with the fresh set of bandages
>When she wraps the new ones around your shoulder and leg, you stand back up
>"How does that feel?" She asks
>You give her a thumbs up
>"Good. Now I can see to the other patients we have here." The doctor says "Keep watch over Queen Umbra and Celestia, Anon."
"I will, doc. Thanks for everything." You say "I'm just going to take that shower real quick."
>A strange noise echos outside
>Walking over to the window, you see the barrier form around the air

Off to get Pokemon real quick

Hope you guys are as well

>>28896927
My gf wants to get it for my birthday

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3 minutes to go!

>>29174763
You're not fucking dead. It's a miracle

>>29174777
Of course not, silly. I could never leave this place.

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>>29172307
So apparently now that nobody says shit about Raricucks, they infest the board with their threads.
Fuck you.

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>>29172307
Last fap of 2016 this. pic related.

First fap of 2017 my cousins.

>>29172307
Fuck off you stupid mobilefag.

>>29171829
Yes.
>>/foe/

>>29171110
That anons are as generous as other bronies. Very generous that is.

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>>29171110

>>29171110
Nyx is best filly.