>walk in on this
what do
>>29134011
If you then rape Trixie, does it count as a double rape (Trixie + Twilight)?
>>29134011
Furiously masturbate
>>29134011
Is this like how Cell would absorb people?
Anon finds him or herself subjected by Discord's shenanigans. Now he or she must accept this new life in Equestria as a colt, filly, griphon, draconequus or whatever the fuck Discord wants
Over one year of chaos, we have a vast diversity of good greens! Stop by, read something, pick your favorite green and post your feedback, or continue suffering under the crushing emptiness thatvisbyour daily life!
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, if you want to try your art, come here and draw something, you drawfags are always welcome (bunny is cute and we always miss you, hue drawfag)
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Elo (PhD Anon/The smugest prince that has ever lived): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Bunny (AnonFilly & Drawfag/Shits Rabbit Pellets Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
Ben Dover (Actual Dad Discord/AdventurousAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover
Hoers (MIA/We will always miss you bby): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/the green that actually has lewd in it): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh
Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/"Special mind" Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1
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>>29129706
Last thread >>29069040
Finally! A new thread, merry christmas to all of you!
>>29129706
Third for Merry Christmas
Green pls <3 luv u erf
"Anon, did I ever tell you about the time I was the starting WR on the hoofball team in high school? Woulda gone pro if I didn't hurt my knee."
>>29122143
>Ya, sorry about that.
Would you read a thread about Night Light being a bitter middle-aged stallion who won't stop talking about his glory days?
>>29122143
"Nightlight, did I ever tell you about the time I was the starting offense on the soccer team in the nationals? Would've won the World Cup if I didn't hurt my back."
Old Thread
>>28904659
Original prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"230,000 words later:
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Act I: http://pastebin.com/f0SDaDcx
Act II: http://pastebin.com/nwmz5VLj
Act III: http://pastebin.com/Pt6gamRU
Act IV: http://pastebin.com/v0PM4m8b
Act V: http://pastebin.com/7acdy1Cn
Act VI: http://pastebin.com/rQQFmsR7
Act VII: http://pastebin.com/iiR3pTUL
Act VIII: http://pastebin.com/waQZwTEV
Act IX: http://pastebin.com/mfyytvay\
Act X (current): http://pastebin.com/WEGAUBkw
Heart of War spinoffs by LukeDaDuke:
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>>29101621
>You stand in a hallway aboard the Prydwen.
>”Oi.”
>You turn to see Corporal Call rushing towards you.
“What took you so long?”
>He reaches into a large pouch on his chest and pulls out a black sphere with a fuse coming from it.
>”Didn’t want to leave home without a couple.”
“Why did you wait so long to get equipped?”
>”I didn’t, it just took me ages to find my lighter.”
“Well let’s not waste any more time.”
>You’re each wearing similar armor.
>Metal plate, but light and somewhat sparsely covering your bodies so that you can still have full maneuverability while flying.
>You’ve got your sword and a dagger, while Call has the same.
>Plus grenades, a few knives attached around his body, and a short bow attached on his back.
>”Lead the way, Sir.”
>You nod to a crewman who starts to open a hatch.
>On the metal door, there is a bar that when turned retracts a locking bar on the bottom and top of the hatch.
>Once the crewman gets it free, he pulls it in towards himself, revealing the ocean on the horizon through the small door way.
>Taking a small run up, you jump through the hatch, going into a nosedive for a count of five before opening up your wings.
>You came out the stern of the ship, so you fly in a curve up and to your right.
>When you get above the airship, you start flying past its port side.
>A glance over the ship shows that Call did similarly, but went to the starboard side.
>Passing the metal hulk that you share the skies with, you see men in the three mortar pits on the top of the ship.
>They look to be prepping their equipment for battle.
>When you reach the bow of the ship, both you and call swoop inwards to meet up with each other.
>You take the lead, and he staggers his flight to take up a place begin you to the right.
>It shouldn’t be that long of a flight, so you won’t be switching positions to alternate who can slipstream.
>>29118613
>…
>Getting some semblance of where you are, you sit up and start to rub your eyes with your hooves.
>You feel so weak.
>Like you would barely even be able to stand up.
>”Get in there and check on her.”
>You hear Lancer say.
>”And be ready for anything. It could be a trap.”
>You hear a cell wall slide open and close again.
>When it closes, you hear a magical hum as the dampening shield reasserts itself.
>”Sir?”
>You hear an unfamiliar voice say.
>”What is it soldier?”
>Lancer responds.
>”I can’t see.”
>You hear some hoofsteps then the unknown voice again:
>”I didn’t look away from the light quick enough, did I?”
>”Give it a minute or two, soldier.”
>You look up from your hooves and see Starlight’s horn shining pretty close to your face, her eyes look like they’re analyzing your head.
>Outside the cell, Lancer is waving a hoof in front of one of the face of one of the guards.
“Did i-“
>Starlight cuts you off as she turns to Lancer:
>”General, I don’t know how, but she’s clean.”
>”How?”
>”Well I just said that I don’t know how.”
>”Come take a look at this guy, see if there’s anything you can do to help his eyes.”
>”I’m not that kind of a doctor.”
Lancer sternly glares at Starlight.
>”But I could check.”
>Lancer opens the cell once again, and swaps positions with Starlight.
>He reaches down and helps you to stand.
>Your footing feels unsteady, but you don’t fall down.
>At least you don’t fall down yet.
“What… what happened?”
>”Your horn light up and you started to levitate in the cell, and then despite the dampening field, you let out a massive magical wave. It was blindingly bright. And you completely destroyed the pillow and blanket that was in there with you.”
“Is he going to be alright?”
>You ask while looking at the guard whom now has Starlight’s horn glowing in his face.
>Starlight then turns to you:
>>29118617
>”I think that his sight should return slowly over a week or two.”
>”Your highness, it’s good that you awoke when you did.”
>You feel an incredible urge to-
“Hold that thought.”
>You quickly trot out of the cell and the room it’s contained in.
>And rush into the nearest bathroom.
>…
“Sorry about that.”
>You say to Lancer who waited outside of the bathroom.
>”Well it has been quite some time; none of the other Princesses have relieved themselves either since being locked up. Same with eating.”
>At the mention of that word, your stomach growls.
>Extremely loudly.
>And your mouth feels incredibly dry.
>”Princess, you need-“
“Water. I need water.”
>…
>In the kitchen, you stand in front of a larder, devouring anything that can be eaten raw.
>You pause to take a long swig of water from a jug.
>Which is empty by the time you finish the gulp.
>Then you set down the half-eaten loaf of bread as you see a server taking a pair of platters of cupcakes out of the kitchen.
>You took one.
>A platter that is.
>And begin digging in.
>You had no idea you could eat this fast.
>A minute later (and halfway through the cupcakes), Lancer speaks again:
>”Your highness, we really don’t have the time.”
“Hold that thought.”
>You look around the kitchen.
>After going through shelves, you eventually find it.
>A bar of chocolate.
>You begin to unwrap it.
“Alright, what?”
>”Well, you’ve been out of the public’s eye for quite some time. And given that you’re in power due to what is ultimately a military coup, some think that you’ve been deposed entirely and that the army has taken full control.”
“And?”
>You say as you down the last of the bar of chocolate.
>”There’s a mob outside the palace right now.”
>You throw the wrapper away.
“Why didn’t you say something!”
>Lancer looks just about ready to snap.
>The thousand yard stare tells you that.
“I’m joking, I need to get to a balcony. How’s my hair?”
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
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So, here's one of the adventures I'm always having I've had in Equestria.
Derpy and I were going shopping on this big Black Friday-esque blowout day (called Goodponies' Plenty) in the Canterlot shopping plaza. To me it was kind of dull because there was nothing there that was made for humans, but Derpy was stopping at nearly every store to get at look at what they were selling. Despite that, she had me running around almost everywhere we went, and it nearly had me winded.
Suddenly, Derpy stopped to look at one of the stalls, and I nearly crashed into her. I raised my arms to prevent the collision, and to my surprise, my hands met something soft. I looked down and my breath hitched. My hands were planted firmly on her rump, and she was not reacting to it... at all. I glanced at her face, which was absorbed in whatever was on display in the store beside us. The normally sheepish filly was completely oblivious to how her cute little flank was practically being felt up.
My face went red as naughty thoughts began to bubble in my mind. There were a few ponies sampling the wares at some of the other stalls, but none of them had us in attention... I looked back down at Derpy's flank, my heart racing, and gave it a gentle squeeze. It was so soft! I couldn't beleive how good it felt. I just wanted to stay there and squish the filly's ass for the rest of the day.
Derpy, however, had finally finished browsing the stall's stock, and almost jumped as hard as I did when she turned her head around at me.
"What's wrong, _________?"
"N-Nothing... Oh, does that say 'BOGO Seander hoofpolish'"?
"WHERE?!"
And so our shopping trip resumed, Derpy breaking off into a near-gallop to reach the sale that didn't exist. It was soon forgotten about, however, as we made our way to a bazzar-like pavillion, where Derpy and I both ooh-ed and aah-ed at the exotic decor and fanciful items. The feeling of Derpy's flank was kept fresh in my mind though. I was still high off of the excitement of being able to feel somepony up like that, and there was a drop of deviancy added to the mix when I though about how she was unaware of the incident. Somehow, that made it all the better...
We continued travelling from kiosk to kiosk, my mind in a place entirely different from shopping, and it wasn't long after that Derpy had found something that piqued her interest so suddenly that she stoped in her tracks. The earlier incident ran through my mind again, and I felt butterflies in my tummy as I thought of being able to do it again. This time, there was going to be another level of naughtiness though... I was doing it on purpose this time. The thought of how perverted it was spurred me on.
I pretended to bump into Derpy (which did nothing to faze her), and immediately my hands slipped over her flank. By Celestia, it was so smooth, doubly so because of her silky coat of fur. My stomach felt like it was going on a loop-de-loop as my heart started racing again. This was so naughty...
I slowly rubbed the filly's flank cheeks as she looked over the goods at this particular stall. I marvelled at their plumpness every time I squeezed, and fawned over their softness when I caressed them. I realized, right then, that I had an unconcealable boner. But the possibility that Derpy could turn around and see my arousal only made it harder.
As if some unseen force was reading my mind, Derpy turned away, having apparently lost interest. Panicking, I did the only thing I could think to do-- pretend to tie my shoe. Unfortunately, Derpy wanted to watch.
"Wha'cha doin'?"
"I'm uhh, tieing my shoe." Pause. "So I don't trip."
"Oh!" I could here the honesty of her interest in her voice. I guess we never really talked about how humans have to tie their shoes, and everything related to the whole process (because all of that would be questioned by Derpy). It was really inconvienient for it to come up now though.
"Do you always have to do that?"
I couldn't really even focus on my answer, my head was too full of the feeling of her ass. "Uhh, yeah, sometimes."
"Well, could you hurry up, we're wasting time!"
I realized that over the entire conversation, I had just been fumbling around with my laces, accomplishing nothing with them. Luckily, Derpy wouldn't know the difference. I got up and laughed, perhaps a bit too forcefully.
"Alright, let's go!"
My boner hadn't calmed down yet, but on we went, and I was definitely not thinking about shopping now. That deviant fire still burned in me, boiling my insides, and every glance at Derpy's flank only stoked the flames. I really needed release...
We kept on moving, and I grimaced at the thought that I was just going to have to deal with my arousal for the rest of the day. We passed by another stall... and another... and another... talked to one of Derpy's friends (I mostly kept quiet), until finally, Derpy had found another one of those stores that captured her so completely. I quickly looked around. Only a storekeep who was too busy taking inventory.
This time, already hot and bothered, I bumped into her, hard. Hard enough that anypony would check to see if I had fallen over or something, but Derpy, to my pleasure and amazement, just readjusted her footing. Hoofing.
Hastily, I slinked up behind Derpy, and with my heart beating at a million miles per hour, I squished her flank cheeks together and pressed my groin against her ass.
My whole face felt hot. What I was doing was so... wrong, but that's what made it so right. The softness of her flank felt so good against my raging boner, it was like finally dousing the flames with water. I looked around again; my setting remained unchanged. I turned back to look at derpy, and then I slowly moved my hips forward, pressing my dick against her flank harder.
FFFFFuck...
My first thursts were slower than a sedated snail (a term Applejack liked to use), but as I felt the heat in my loins grow, my gyrations got a little faster. The warmth... It was something I didn't appreciate as much as I did now that I was grinding against her ass. Derpy's flank was so warm, I had to hold myself back from humping it faster. Every aspect of her flank was so good... its softness, complimented by its firmness, how deliciously round both of her cheeks were, how warm it was, it was pushing me over the edge. I held in my panting as I squished her cheeks between my fingers. Derpy's flank was amazing!
I couldn't help it. Finally, I let out a long breath and buried my covered dick deep between Derpy's flank cheeks as it spurted against the inside of my underwear. Every time I shot my cum, I thrusted against her again, grinding on her ass ever so slightly.
As soon as my mind was clear again, I hopped away from Derpy as quickly as I could. That was dangerous. We were in public! That's what made it so good though...
Derpy turned around and looked at me expectantly.
"Do you think red is a better color on me? Red or Purple?"
I didn't even know what kind of store we were in.
I can't stand the autistic feggotry from bronies anymore. Don't get me wrong /mlp/ i like you feggots, but the people you see in the girl toy section of the store creep me the fuck out. It makes me look bad when i wear a mlp shirt. Are there any ''normal'' bronies out there or i'm i forced to seek another fandom?
>>29157350
>"Look at that weird guy, standing there. What a weirdo."
>>29157350
Sorry, man. Your life is already tainted. Even if you move to another fandom, you'll still be that guy that once liked the same cartoon that those creepy guys who leave their houses instead of spending their lives on a basement. Maybe you think you can get over it, but you can't, the cringe will be with you forever. I think you should kill yourself.
>>29157413
OP here, my powerlevel is to low to stay in the basement. I actually have a life outside ponies and i'm a casual.
How long has it been since you last rewatched any episodes? Is it worth it going back to some?
It's been years. I stopped watching because I was so mad over the S3 finale, gave the first few episodes of S4 a chance, and gave up.
>inb4 FAN OF FANDUM REEEEE
I literally don't care
There are a bunch of episodes from seasons 1 and 2 I haven't watched since they originally aired.
I've watched every episode but haven't rewatched a single one.
>he unironically waifus a noncanon human
Shimmerfags are the most pathetic waifufags on the board
>>29154766
What the fuck are you doing with your life OP?
>>29154766
There's no problem with her not being canon because at least she's a pon- oh god
>>29154783
wasting it away
How does everyone here watch pone?
I sometimes watch it on TV, but I perfer to watch it online as Canada(where I live) is always a week behind.
>>29154396
/thread
I use iTunes Raw AU for the early seasons
>>29154371
>2010 was 7 years ago
Okay, so you hate Equestria Girls.
But you agree this would be a positive direction for the franchise, right? Let's hope the movie is along these lines.
>>29154320
Along the lines of a war? What are you talking about?
And I don't hate EG
>>29154330
Just something serious with high stakes and light on the fluffy stuff.
MLP is appealing because it's not like this.
Would you date Applejack if she was racist?
>>29153134
>If
>>29153134
She is racist.
And yes I would.
>>29153134
Yes
Is anybody else going to Pacific PonyCon next weekend? I don't wanna be the only nor/mlp/erson there.
>>29150655
>Is anybody going to Pacific PonyCon next weekend?
At least they have a ball pit for you
>>29151856
Since when?
>>29150655
I fucking wish I could go to any conventions at all.I heard you get mad nerd poon just for not being a complete autist.
also if you have any more, that would be nice.
>>29150161
>What would you call this?
cute ponies with ugly humans
>>29150161
Shift clickable dykeshit.
touching horsebutt
I want to bury my face in celestia's black hole sun.
you can do that after i'm done with it you cuck
>>29149255
But won't you come?
>>29149255
HAHAH EBIC!11Fucking stupid faggot