they aren't real
>>29158891
Not with that attitude.
>>29158891
I choose to believe humans do exist.
>>29158945
Humans don't exist, you silly filly.
KILL
ME
>>29158953
>You will never go to Earth
>A human will never cuddle you
It hurts, /mlh/.
>>29158976
You can always buy one of those plastic hand-scratcher things.
>>29158976
What do you think their hands feel like?
ponies are very real OP
>>29159013
Happiness and pure bliss.
>>29159018
>>29159018
But are humans real senpai
>>29159018
itt: we pretend we are humans on a /mlp/ board
>>29158891You will never be able to do this.
>>29159086>blatant spoonfeeding
>ruining the illusion
>being this much of a faggot
>>29159101
>image.
Why did the writers have to give him a family, he's practically useless in the show now.
>>29159122
>Black humans having a family
Funny joke
>>29159122
They really panicked when they figured that out and gave his son a bunch of flaws I guess we were supposed to relate to.
>>29159013
Can't imagine, but I bet they feel amazing
>>29159134
Go to bed Lyra, no one cares about your endless commissions.
pls stay that's my fetish too
>>29159132
>Relateable.
He's practically a stereotype to all the background humans on the show.
>>29158891
You have to try
>>29159086
>>29158891
They can be
>>29159404
S_X
Was the pony typing sex? Is it asking someone to fuck her?
>>29158891
This should cheer you up.
>>29159438
Why would you post that
>>29159438
Why.
>>29159438
GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
>>29159430
its a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwntCAz7bo
>>29159594
oops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOwQqOJhzaA
>>29159438
>>29159602
looks fun
>>29159602
Why did they pick S and X specifically? A bit of coincidence, no?
>>29159645
Not him, but probably because of their shapes are distinct from one another
>>29159645
S for sweet?or is the mare looking for the E
>>29158891
Could you like maybe not?
>>29158891
oh god, that's the perfect body size for me
>>29159959
This. Would hug and fug that pone all day. Literally the exact perfect body size.
>>29158891
Who's that artist? Probably some of the best pony art I've ever seen.
>>29160014
aphphphphp
>>29160014
Some Russian artist that I've never heard of until today named "Aphphphphp". The quality of their other stuff doesn't even come close though, which may be disappointing, but it also means they're improving fast.
>>29159438
That truly hurts.
But in a poetic way.
Perhaps our waifus are so perfect only because they don't exist.
Existence is a mess, it would corrupt the fragile souls we've put into our imaginary ponies.
Maybe it is not thier fault because they don't exist, maybe it's our fault, because our world is not suited for them.
Maybe best think we can for them is to make our world a better place and life lives that our waifus would be proud of.
Yes they do.in our hearts
>>29159975
Mah nigga
>>29158891
Not yet. Maybe in the future they are all will be real.
>>29159975
perfect hug size
>>29159975
>>29160695
perfect hug size (alternate)
>>29159975
>>29160695
>>29160701
perfect fug size
>>29160060
Underrated post.
>>29160712
what about this?
>>29159959
Too small.
I'd want my human just a little bigger
>>29158891
your stupid.
that's real.
>>29163671
Did you mean to type 'your'?
>Some mare post human dick over the /mlh/
>b-buck
>>29163671
*you're
>FTFY
>>29163671
>>29163807