Is this accurate?
>>29137039
No.
>>29137039
>>29137039
ugh that's cringy as fuck
Peanut in equestria.what do?
A shitty stand-up comedy act.
>>29136874
How about "Roy:The namefag in Equestria"?
Is a story about a man who sucked so many dicks he was banished to another dimension by Celestia.
>>29136874
Gets sent in the Christmas secret Santa
How accurate is this mlp?
>>29136822
>EQG
They're equally shit
>>29136822
Inaccurate. Sunset is second best horse. Trixie is fifth.
>>29136822
Not even a little accurate.
There's no doubt about that.
"It should not be here" said the mare o' gray plot.
"It should not be here when Christmas is not.”
>>29136681
That smilereminds me of when people smiled at me
>>29136681
i prefer this hat
Muffins, you don't like them.
So you say.
Try them!
Try them!
AND YOU MAY!
Reminder that all the mares belong to Spike, so forget about any of your waifus. You ain't got no chance, so get out there, and go looking for a real girl.
>>29136582
>real girl.
>>29136582
>cuckposting
Well well, looks like my shift click is getting back into business!
>>29136588
>muh waifu
Tough shit, bud. Going to have to go out into the real world and look for a girl.
>Try to walk home
>Get raped by Vinyl
It hurts. I try to tell her no, but she does it anyway. There's no way for me to fight back. If I do, she just rides me harder and smacks me around.
>>29136461
>rape
Start doing cock pushups so it hurts less.
>>29136813
Her ass is so tight, it's no use
Caption this
>>29136218
The ass was fat
>>29136218
>>29136218
I have seen the eyes of God
More information and a trailer when?
>>29135878
NEVER
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>>29135878
Already canceled, they gonna to use the budge of the movie for the EQG tv show
>>29135878
Anon, the movie is coming out in 2017. It won't be out for a long ti--
Oh my god
>"Now listen here, Darling, your dainty little *ahem* 'crotch-teats' as they are often labeled are adorable and such for an animal, but you must simply understand that human males are naturally attracted to big, heaving, nourishing breasts. It's simply nature for them to be stimulated - in more ways than one - by our most prominent feminine features! Why, I imagine only the most depraved, mentally ill, neanderthal betas of our species would willingly choose foreplay with those... those saggy, erm... hmm. A-anyway, the point is, Darling, is that my breasts are perky, firm and robust enough to give an absolutely heavenly titty-fuck to my male suitors. Can you claim the same?"
She does have a point. Tiddies > crotchtits.
>>29135774
>"Do not listen to dirty cyka, tiny horse, the chest of the Rarity is only toilet paper and no breast."
>>29135774
>talking to himself
>>29135774
But hooves > nohooves.
>Season 7
>there are girls who were part of the 6-12 demographics when the show started who are now legal to fuck
>>29135703
>there are girls who were part of the 4-6 demographic when the show started who are hitting puberty now and masturbating to their favorite stallion
>>29135799
>>29135703
these thoughts
ive been here too long
also
>muh dick?
>you will never drink hot coco together on Christmas morning as you exchange gifts
>you will never make her favorite breakfeast for her
>you will never have a snowball fight in the garden and build snow ponies
Why even live
>>29135313
>you will never have hot christmas eve sex with her
>>29135369
NO BULLY
>In 10 seconds you will appear in equestria as a pony
>All you get to bring with you is what's in your pockets right now
>If your hand is currently touching yourfaceyou will be a unicorn
>If your hand is currently touching yourcrotchyou will be a pegasus
>If your hand is not touching either of those you will be a mudpony
>You have 48 hours to convince your waifu to kiss you or else you will be brought back to Earth.>EQGfags are transported to CHS instead of equestria
What do you do?
>>29135118
>EQGfags are transported to CHS instead of equestria
I think I'd rather have EQGfags teleported to hell, but whatever.
>>29135118
my hand is vaguely touching my crotch so I'm best race.
I have no waifu.
Tell me who to kiss and I will do it. I will get arrested but I will plead and ask them to do whatever spell is needed to prove my reasoning.
Do what you must I have already won.jpg
>putting shit in pockets in home
Do you think she clops?
if she clopped to post-faust pones does that make her a cuck
>>29134971
Why do you think she made ponies so sexy?
Why wouldn't she?
Like what >>29134996 said, why else would she have made such fuck-worthy characters?
You got with your waifu
But can you stand to be around her family and friends?
Does she hang out with someone you absolutely hate?
>>29134581
>Applejack
>Apple Family best family
>Her friends range from meh to great
>>29134581
Joke's on you
Luna has no friends
>>29134581
>waifu is Pinkie
>3 adorable sisters
>world's cutest mom
>parents expressed to be actually pretty chill in Hearthsbreakers
>adjacent family to the Apples
>hang out with anyone I want to because Pinkie puts in a good word for me
Pretty sweet deal.
itt: ponies that need a good dicking
>>29134553
Nyx
>>29134553
>lesbian
>need dicking
Same with Tracer from Overwatch, i guess
>>29134553
Absolutely and positively 100% all of them.