>tfw Pinkie Pie will never throw you one of her famous parties

>>29153198
I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party in my balls

I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party with my balls

>>29153198
>Pinkie knows everyone's birthday in town.
>Even some that are out of town.
>Even yours.
>Your birthday rolls around, and nothing.
>Must be a surprise party.
>Find Pinkie walking around town, but she seems to be avoiding you.
>Yep, gonna be a surprise party.
>Act like nothing is going on, go about your day.
>Go back home, didn't get any food because you know how Pinkie plans parties and there will be plenty of nosh.
>Open the door slowly, waiting for the light to click on and a room full of ponies greeting you with cheers.
>Stand at the doorway a little longer, finally click on a light.
>Just your empty room, as always.
>>You walk into your kitchen,no food in the fridge.
>Just go to bed hungry.

I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party on my balls

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>>29153198
No one ever threw me a party.

>>29153198
I want Pinkie Pie to throw my balls on a party

>>29153214
like cock vore?

>>29153198
I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party in my balls

>>29153198
kill all mobilefags

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>>29153255
It's a night-time party. I mean, that would definitely be a surprise.

>>29153367
My balls want to have a party on your chin.

>>29153198
How does she even fund her parties?

>>29154394
With her 'other' parties.

>>29153488
>Wake up the next morning.
>Not even a letter in the mail box.
>Decide to go get something to eat.
>Sugar Cube Corner smells pretty good,might get a scone and coffee.
>Pinkie greets you in the same cheery way as usual, your usual breakfast sitting on the counter.
>You pay, and go to your usual table to eat.
>She seems to act like nothing happened.
>You start to realize that perhaps nothing did happen.
>You stare at your coffee for a while.

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>>29154426
It's ok, Lieutenant Shiny sides. She just forgot what day it was. I've done that before, we all have. We're only human. We're only human...

>>29154712
He's never going to be okay, Peter!

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>>29154426

>>29154891
What did I do pink angry horse?

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>>29154910
Plz continue

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>>29154925
Why do you enjoy Anon's suffering?

>>29154426
>Finishing your pastry and drink you decide to walk around town for awhile, ponies smile and occasionally wave at you are you respond in kind.
>You know you had a to-do list for today and almost bump into it.
>How you almost managed to walk into a giant tree castle, you have no idea.
>You have by now learned your way around the place and find yourself in the library, you have made it a habit of borrowing books from Twilight, who happens to be in there.
>When isn't she you half mutter and her ears perk.
>"Oh, good morning Anon" She says with her usual perky voice.
>'Meh' you reply as you scan a few rows of books.
>"Something wrong?"
>'Boring birthday yesterday.' is all you reply with as you snag a book with a spine that looks neat.
>"Weird, Pinkie usually has some of the best parties, and wait, why didn't she invite me?"
>'There was no party.' you say simply as you walk out the doorway, you think you heard something thump in the room you were just in.
>What else was on that to-do list...

>>29155014
>What else was on that to-do list...
suicide

>>29154408
Oh, you mean the orgies? Yeah, that makes sense actually...

I want Pinkie Pie to throw a party in my -ass-

>>29155014
>>29155058
>Suicide.

>Wait, no that was how you ended up here in the magic land of horses in the first place.
>You chuckle a little as you remember how you did it.
>Chipotle, two bottles of laxative and you shambling into that fancy restaurant with the revolver.
>The poor fuckers are probably still clea- oh right, you needed to get some groceries.
>Thankfully these ponies have a farmers market like, every goddamn day and you make enough doing side jobs you can get some grub here and again.
>After some bartering, some whining and grumbles you manage to make off with some root veggies and a few apples, Applejacks little sister was selling apples today, which you found odd, you saw Applejack at the booth before you made your rounds.
>Must have been on break.

>>29154408
Hot

>>29153198
I must confess that one of the main things I'd be looking forward if I went to Equestria is all the free sweets and goodies Pinkie Pie is constantly making.

Is this green like Melancholy Anon?

>>29153214
>>29153242
I want Pinkie Pie to throw up because she deepthroated my cock to my balls.

>>29155244
Every time ponies throw a party there are 10 cakes the size of a ponies head.

>>29155291
And none for Anon.

Where did the writefag go again?!

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Bump

Sorry folks, got busy, should I drag Anon through more mud again before it gets too late?

>>29156209
Yes

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>>29156209
Yes and make hit where it hurts the most

>>29156251
Well alright you evil man.
Give me a minute...
I have to see if I wrote myself into a corner.

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>inb4

>>29155148
>Now that you have dinner set up for the day you decide to head home.
>You chat with a few ponies on your way there, share a few laughs.
>Ponyville isn't a bad place to live at.
>Heading to your cottage you notice something familiar.
>You did get mail, at the cost of your mailbox.
>Which currently has a grey Pegasus dragging her head on the ground in circles trying to free herself.
>After two minutes of struggling you manage to dislodge her and she smiles and hands you a letter before flying off.
>The envelope smells like cake.
>The letter says "Sorry for forgetting your birthday Anon! My friends and I had to go on a very important friendship mission, i'm sure you understand!"
>"I wish I could make it up more to you, but I gave you a gift certificate in this letter for free breakfasts at Sugar Cube Corner for a week!
>~Pinkie.
>You look at the card, you shake the envelope.
>There is no card.
>And you have to fix your mailbox again.

Sorry folks, It's getting a little late, and I will only get worse in my writing if I keep going.
If you want more, it will get filled with terrible errors, more than posted before.

But if I feel the urge in a tired idiotic urge I might.

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>>29156437
Anon pls it can't end like this

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>>29153255
>>29154426
>>29155014
>>29155148
>>29156415
it is my birthday

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>>29156483
>mfw this is getting responses like this.
Well fuck it's only almost 10pm...
You are making my brain think.
Also it might not end, I usually was the kind of feelsmith that let some one else take over when I KO'd.
Hell, I remember doing this with like five other writers before, this is sort of new to me.

>>29156523
I'll write more but I need a minute to mentally set up a scenario.

>>29156415
>After wiggling your mailbox back into place you enter your home proper.
>The light is starting to fade into night so you click the lights on instinct,
>Plop the new book you borrowed on the table in your living room and head to the kitchen with your dinner.
>Nothing much to make with what you got, but the apples can be eaten raw right now, and the other stuff can be for tomorrow.
>A gentle knock arrives at your door.
>Great, it's late, what else could go wrong?

Alright, sorry, I am going to have to sleep.
I enjoy that you all enjoyed the greens or hated them.

Im a newfag beat my ass

>>29153198
>tfw anyone will never throw you a party

>>29156754
made me sad inside.

>>29156843
That was the point.
Pinkie wont even give Anon a birthday party.

>>29156714
>>29156754
And now we play the waiting game
>tfw have nothing better to do and kind hope I die so I can go to magical horse land so a pink autist can deliberately avoid me on my birthday

>>29153198
This is deeply upsetting.

>>29153198
Thought that said 'famous panties' at first. Almost actually got sad.

>>29156284
DESIGNATED SHITTING WALL

>>29156869
I'm back and fuck you drunk me, stop writing me into a corner...
I need a few youtube videos to get my hate up so, yeah.

>>29156714
>Begrudgingly you step to the door and open it.
>Thankfully it's not a Mormon, but instead Spike is standing at your doorstep, shifting his feet.
>He would wring his claws but the scrolls in them seem to impede this.
>"I only opened he first one because Celestia never lets me know who it is meant to go to..."
>The tiny dragon hands you both scrolls, one with a seal obviously broken, the sheet flapping in the breeze.
>"I figured the second one was for you too because, well, they both came at once and, to be honest, Celestia can be like that..."
>You thank the dragon and offer him inside, but he kindly declines, the light has faded and he is pretty sure he has chores back home.
>Closing the door you look at the first scroll.
>It looks as you would expect, very official, parchment made of the finest cloth.
>With a title on it saying simply.
>"EVICTION."
>She even wrote it down the side of the scroll.
>Your blood ran cold.
>Of all the things that happened over these past few days...
>You pick at the seal on the second scroll, perhaps this one will explain further as to why this was being done?
>On it, you simply see.
>Just kidding, happy belated birthday Anon. :p

Bump.
I need more depression.

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>>29159431
Here you go, cuck.

>>29157764
That's nearly as bad.

>10

>>29158859
Damnit I wanted it to go in a bad way.
I still enjoying this

>>29153198
She can party with my dick

>>29160776
Again