/mlp/ humor thread?
zoomed words xDDd
>>29167879
wat
>>29168302
that's what nu-/mlp/ considers "humor"
HAPPY NEW YEAR FAGS
>>29167649
it's still 2016 in the relevant parts of the world
>>29167659
B-but Anon, it has been 2017 inStrayafor a while
>>29167659
And yet OP's picture isn't relevant anywhere anymore.
I'm not calling you "unfaithful"or a "scumbag", Anons, but with which pony would you most be willing to cheat on your waifu?I choose the donk.
>>29167413
I can just cheat on my waifu's pussy with my waifu's ponut.
>>29167413
I dont like this scenario, I dont really want to actively look for someone to cheat my waifu with just because, that´s women´s thing.It´s not cheating if its another versión of her, right?
>>29167413
Heresy
Twilight comes to you for help with a special algorithmic friendship problem that Pinkie Pie has. She realises that it can be solved with a polynomial time reduction, and she needs your help to not let Pinkie down.
Wat do?
>>29167305
Fuck her in the ponut
>>29167349
That doesn't solve the friendship problem
>>29167350
It makes her forget completely about it, problem solved
I want Rarity to stick her horn up my butt
>>29167165
Good, dumb raricuck.
>>29167165
I want Rarity to sit on my face
>>29167165
i need something bigger
Guys, I have a serious problem.Ponies no longer make me happy.
try drugs
Kill yourself then
>>29167075
Nah man, I'm too cool for that whackadoo bullshit.
>>29167076
What do you recommend?
Do any of you dare show the world that you like mlp? I got into the show right after season three after attending Anthrocon in Pittsburgh. I'm not as fanatical as I used to be but I still have these stickers on my car. Never had anyone find out that they're mlp stickers, at least nobody at work has said anything and I work at a factory. Anyways, do any of you have stuff the public sees with pony stuff on it?
I used to have a dashie sticker on my car until someone at a gas station laughed at it.
>>29167055
>Anthrocon
Isn't that a furry convention?
Anyways I think most people here would agree that showing your power level in public is a bad idea
>Anthrocon
>Revealing power level
What went wrong?
>"I'll never tell"
>>29166570
Josh Haber and Starlight.
>>29166570
Show ended in S3 for me.
>"Remember that fling we had a while ago Anon? Well, I've got some news for you: You didn't pull out fast enough."
What do?
>>29166341
Time to get the coat hanger
Okay fine i'll take your green bait
>be anon
>fuck trixie
>trixie is pregnant
>NEW OBJECTIVE: Take responsibility
>ez
>obligatory sex scene
upvoat for more
>>29166341
Get a magic ultrasound and see what it even looks like
How can fluttercucks even compete?
>>29165962
We can't, that's why my new waifu is Rarity
How can moralfags even compete?
>>29165962
By shift clicking this thread ;)
Does /mlp/ legitimately hate her more than nyx? Surely this is a joke
>>29165940
I seriously fucking hate her.
>>29165940
>gyehehehehehe im doing it agens lol xddddddddd
>>29165940
shift click
5 years ago i started watching mlp, 5 years ago i started to think that i was going crazy for looking at a girls show, 5 years ago i saw for first time what is probally going to be my waifu for ever and since that day Scootaloo has beenmy waifu, even despite the fact i stopped watching the series since the end of season 3, i even bought a plushie of her that cost me 100$ ($2300 pesos on my country, quite expensive) and i still got it with me, it has been with me in my worst moments i've take cared of it, even when i feel so fucking autistic by doing it but it makes me feel good.
I've always hated the fandom for being so shit, but i allways come in the final day of the year to remind you all that im here, even when dont give a fuck about me, but anyway, i just want to thank everyone who has been doing stuff of Scootaloo (not incluiding r34, i don't watch that shit im not into zoo) it really makes me feel good seeing art about her it helps me to feel that im not lonely.
Thank you all, see you next Year.
Pic is my plushie.
>>29165846
kys
>>29165846
>2300 pesos
The wall will take care of your problems
>>29165846
>pesos
You have to go back!
The fact that I love her proves that I have a soul. SEE? SEE? I HAVE A SOUL, MOTHERFUCKER! I'M NOT HEARTLESS, I'M NOT SOULLESS, I HAVE A FUCKING SOUL!
Fucker.
Sure, just prove that loving grants you a soul.
>>29165555
Shut up you fucking shitposting cocksucker
>>29165555
fucking terrorist
What do?
>>29165458
>rape
>>29165458
Fight
Rather she die than become what she is in s5/6
The last chapter I saw was amending fences one and a half year ago.
I really enjoyed some chapters of season 5 overall season 4 was good season 1 and 2 were the best.
I still enjoy it
Can't say that for everyone though, some people just like bitching way too much
>>29165399
I know, how good/bad was the rest of season 5?
how good/bad was season 5?
did pinkie pie got a new voice actor?
>>29165391
>>29165417
>spoonfeed me
No.