Find a flaw lads
>>29162838
They're human. Better than real 3DPD, but worse than pony.
>>29162838
Grass has a weed problem.
>>29162838
They don't have hooves
This pony has a stupid face
>>29162820
Just like Twilight.
>>29162820
Moon Dancer is what Twilight would act liike if she wasn't fucked up over with wings.
>>29162839
Twilight can make it look good
Merchandise thread.
I received my first MLPbox today and got this monstrosity. I love it but I won't be wearing it in public, it has the rainbow mane, ears, and movable wings.
And the back
>>29162220
Fuck the pic didn't post
Also posting this super awesome shirt I got for christmas. I only have a few MLP related things
Who else is gonna be watching tomorrow?
>>29162123
I don't get Discovery Family or you bet your ass I would be sitting on my couch eating chips watching ponies in my underwear all day.
...
I guess I could just go with Netflix but there's something special about watching a televised marathon.
>>29162123
what time is starting?
>>29162123
I'm with family at a small cabin with only 2 TVs for a ski vacation. I want to watch it but I would be caught easily. I can't and it makes me sad.
I'm not insecure about my pony love, believe me, but they would never understand and would judge me for it.
It was so sticky and salty and smelled kind of funny but she gulped it all down. She didn't know if it was an aftereffect of the potion or not but she felt really hot and bothered as her friends watched her do it. She had to make a note to get that recipe from Zecora or to at least find a similar substitute for it...
>>29161837
Anyone have the green where Twilight gets addicted to drinking anon's cum? I'd like to read it again.
>>29161854
http://pastebin.com/uWS2s2pY
I wonder if the writer will ever finish this
>>29161953
How many fetishes has this show pandered too, knowingly or otherwise?
After almost 3 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>29161728
Another week, another Eq.I thread.
So, how have you muchachos been?
I've been working on the technicals for a small budget cluster computer. I'm planning on building it as soon as i can get my hands on ~5 the Raspberry Pi Zero's.
Plus, i'm investigating another screen. I'm still weighting the pros and cons on this one, because if i get caught, i could be in some deep shit. Let's just say that isn't just any normal factory you see in the picture.
And if i go for this one, I'm going to need some pro advice on how to jump a barbed wire fence.Dapper, how the fuck do i jump a barbed wire fence?
>>29161742
>You'd get them too a hostel or some shit, but that didn't work out too well last time you tried.
>Plus, you assume the lardos know you will be looking for a new place to stay.
>Any normal residence is out of the question.
>You don't exactly know anybody you can bring this kind of trouble to.
>Come on, somebody who's willing to help those in need..
>Your eyes happen to fall upon a "FICTION" bumper sticker.
>Eureka!
>Catholics!
>The old Nun Monastary in town to be precise.
>You have a suspicion that the girls won't be too keen on the idea if they knew what a monastery was, but you don't exactly have a whole lot of options.
>Not to mention it is without the shadow of a doubt the very last place your pursuers would ever look.
>The only con you can think of is.. well, you can't stay there with them.
>Maybe you can play the "Did you just assume my gender?" card.
>Nah, you'll just have to come up with something later.
>"I thinki know where you'll stay"
>TS: "Really?! where?"
>R: "PlseaseSayHotelPlseaseSayHotel"
"A Monastary"
>TS: "That's perfect! Wait, a what now?"
"Basically a place for divine worship. You may think what you like about their beliefs, but they're good people, and won't turn their cheek on 6 girls in need"
>TS: "oh, like a sun temple back in Equestria?"
"Something along those lines, yeah"
>RD: "Wait, you're making it sound like.. you're not coming with us?"
"That's the thing, they only allow girls inside. I'll have to come up with something else, but at least you'll be safe for the time being"
>RD: "What?! No way, I'm going with you!"
>>29161751
"Dammit Rainbow, we don't have a whole lot of options right now. I won't be far off."
>AJ: "I-if you think it's for the best, Anon.."
>You step on the gas, and in 10 nagging-filled minutes minutes, you're at the old Monastery.
>As you park, you can see a handful of ladies walking around in the green garden, dressed in black and white. Most seems to at least be in their 60's.
>TS: "Hey, this doesn't look too bad. Just look at the amazing architecture!"
>FS: "A-and the beautiful garden!"
>R: "I do admit, it does look quite apealing"
>PP: "Ooh! There's trees to climb in!"
"Alright, first lesson in nunnery, you must keep your voices down. All the time."
>PP: "Ooooh,like on one of those boooring fancy parties in Canterlot?"
"Yeah, just like that. And for the love of god, be respectful to all their customs."
>RD: "Yeah yeah,let's just go already"
"ALL of their customs, Rainbow. This might be the very last place i can just conjure up for you to stay in. Alright?"
>RD: "Fine.."
"Alright, let's go"
>S: "Hey arn't you forgetting about someone?"
>L: "yeah!"
>Crap, those two
"Oh uuh, can you see if you can manage to fit inside that sport bag that had all the clothes?"
>L: "ooh i don't know, it'll be awfully tight.."
>She's giving Spike the bedroom eyes again.
>And Spike's sweating. again.
"Just do it already"
>After a few minutes of Pony/Dog Tetris, both fit into the bag.
>Just as you're about to exit the car, you remember another little but ever so crucial detail.
"Oh and another thing. Not one word about magic around these people."
>TS: "Uh any particular reason?"
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Witch_Burning.jpg
"Let's just say that magic has been looked down upon"
>TS: "Well, if you say so, Anon. But you're going to have to explain all of these strange unwritten rules at some point"
>you all exit the car and aproach a nun standing at the Monastery gate.
>She stops you before you set foot on the property.
>???: "Can i help you?"
Gabby thread
About GOD DAMN TIME.
Gabby is so awesome, I hope to see more of her in S7
It's ideas like these that represent the only bright spot remaining in MLP
Remember me?
>>29161659
Princess?
>>29161659
Waifu movie series?
>>29161659
That shitty animated series in You Tube?
>Admittedly shitty name subject to change
My new year's resolution is to try and bring some life back into this dying fandom through creativity. I saw some really shitty SSBB mods and...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1txC4WmSEeI&lc=z13jhfbj4r2sg5s2l23qjbljjsmnwlrly
Just look at that. Fucking look at that. And what it means for all of us. Someone young enough to think Wesker The Hedgehog in smash was a good idea... was able to mod his shitty edgy Sonic The Hedgehog OC into the game. And the guy that made this made like 20 others into his "Sonic And Pokemon MX" fullgame, a hacked copy of SSBB that also contains a bunch of pokemon characters that range from great to shit. Someone dumb enough to not know how to clean up the Jpeg artefacts in the blurry shitty custom title screen was able to MAKE that title screen appear in-game and mod almost everything in SSBB to be Sonic or Pokemon related. He even modded the menu sounds to sound like sonic heroes, for fuck's sake.
>Now look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyX7OVRQKE Super Smash Bros Infinite. over 100 SSBB characters and 80 stages in one game.
Now look at this actually-good mod that turns the shit SSBB game into something better than melee, just by fixing some easily-fixed stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHRolTLTxqs
Guys... I think we should make a Super Smash Bros: Equestria.
We start by modding Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and the rest of the mane six into the game, while teasing the possibility of other characters, even though we'll likely never get around to them. But once we've got ponies in the game, we're golden. We've surpassed every other fandom out there. Star Wars fans, new or old, never did this. Trekkies never did this in the 40+ years they existed. Sjwniverses sure as fuck will never do this. We'll bring back that brony creativity that made grown-ass men proud to love a well-written kid's cartoon. Whether the movie is good or not, WE WILL LIVE ON.
>>29161541
This is a terrible pitch.
>>29161541
We already tried that, does "Fighting is Magic" ring any bells? Hasbro Cease and Desist'd it. What's to say that won't happen again?
>>29161541
Dud we're pretty fed up with smash bros clones/mods, there's just so much better stuff to work on
> I wanna belong so I must do my best today!
> Do my best today...
Hmmm...
Smile song, although it has a brief sad part in it, and it
>>29161448
Her cuteness makes me cry
>>29162131
Oh shut up
>Trixie scene
>Russian national anthem starts playing
>>29161321
Will she ever get in anon's pants?
>>29161321
>Trixie scene
>Filthy Rich starts playing her.
Shitty thread hidden.
>watching EG
>watching S3+
>>29161186
>being a phan on the phan dawm
>>29161186
Watching past G1
>>29161186
I'm not picky. Leftovers are fine, desu~
>"But this... doesn't make sense! Why would all these anonymous degenerates devote so much time to drawing quote-unquote erotic images of ponies in various stages of sexual assault, when in reality equines are biologically incapable of being raped due to their incredibly powerful Kegel muscles? Unless there was some threat of injury otherwise the pony could just clench up and nothing short of a human finger could get inside her. I guess I just don't get the appeal of this 'rule 34' nonsense. This doesn't turn me on at all."
That's pretty much what she'd say.
>>29160946
Horsepussy to men is one of those crazy vibrators are to women
>>29160946
You're only thinking with one hole.
Never knew that about horses though.
So I guess all those videos of guys fucking horses are completely consensual.
Beastiality should be legal.
>>29160946
Remember when we thought Sci-Twi would actually be a crazy scientist instead of a shy bullied nerd?
How ponies are made?
>>29160570
They come from beans
>>29160570
Standard mammal reproduction.
>>29160570
Magic
>Princess Celestia episode never
if Celestia gets an episode Nyx does
>>29160418
nyx isnt canon
>>29160396
Good, they'd only fuck it up, and besides theres only like 4 sunfags on the board and we can't sustain a thread for shit.
The end.