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So, what's the reasoning behind designing my microwave to beep obnoxiously every time you push a button or open the door? I know when I've pushed a button because the display changes. I know when I've opened the door. It doesn't even really need to beep when the timer is up because the microwave is loud as fuck and you can tell when it stops, but at least that's potentially useful if you're in another room or distracted or something.
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Silent mode is literally the only thing to look for when buying a microwave
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Microwave designers are fucking retarded. Pressing the buttons feels like shit.
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>>56252311
I always open them up and cut the speaker wire.
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Have I missed any?
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>>56252230
the latter two are faggots but Falcon's a pretty cool guy
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yes
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>mfw a creation of mine lives on millions of phones owned by flaming faggots
my internet box i hot what should i do
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dip in water
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>;)
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does that break it?
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Android Nougat on unlocked phones. 2016-08-25 02:49:41 Post No.56252128
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Android Nougat on unlocked phones.
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Samsung has always been slow on the draw with updates. Do you think the unlocked versions will see the update as quick as its Nexus counterparts?
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No, it'll be just as slow as usual.
You could wait for a third party to start making it. That version of Android will probably be in stable before Samsung comes out with theirs.
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Unlocked U.S. variant Samsung phones will NEVER get updated.
That's been confirmed by SamsungMobile USA
https://mobile.twitter.com/SamsungSupport/status/760109385712492546
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>barely catch my train
>all the seats are taken except the one next to some fat neckbeard
>i'm really tired so fuck it
>he throws the creepiest smile at me as I sit down
>a few moments later he pulls out his macbook air
>it's full of stickers like pic related but with the mask from mr. robot instead of guy fawkes
>he pulls out some shitty earbuds and starts listening to anime music
>it was so loud you could probably hear it five seats away
>he starts writing php
>all of his database queries are mysql_query() calls with concatenated $_POST arguments
>every 30 seconds he glances at me for some reason
I took a long shower after I came home, some of you people are disgusting.
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>>56252101
>things that never happened
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xddd cool story bro, also
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>>56246393
good post, caught me off guard
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Why was it all down hill from here?
Do games like this exist anymore?
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fuck off grandpa
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>>>/v/
I shouldn't even have to say this
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MMORPG on dialup was fun
where can i pirate CBT nuggets now days?
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ccna shit is everyone
ccnp/ccie stuff is little harder to find
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>>56252072
where can i find the ccna stuff? thats what im studying for
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>>56252036
bump
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A friend told me you can help me?
He said that I can play League of LEgends that is not lag in my computer if I placecd a better ram in it. I bought a new ram and It wont fit! I bought the 8 gigabytes one cuz he said that it will share with the grahix card. So I went back to the owner and asked if I can get a better ram that can fit with my computer that will do the tick sound when push it in the computer. But he dont want to. But my friend has a ram that fits perfectly with my computer so I traded it with him. Its a bit slow but its okay! :D
My friend told me that I should also buy a new graphix card so that the ram would work properly, hes soo genius! He said that If i wont buy new ram the south bridge would bottle neck the computer so the fps would be bad! Specially when scenarios at clashing on the game where everyones ult goes out like namis stupid fucking ult soo big its soo laggy :(. So I bought 2 nVidia 430GT becuz they'er the only cheapest I can find with my budget of $100 dollars for two cards! I was even more excited when my great friend said that I should SLI it like the big graphics card with metal on the sides like a motorcycle it looks soo fucking cool and I want it too like like that too! So I bring my computer to his house so he can work on it! ^^
So when it was wednesday already, last day was teusday, he told me that he must remove the casing of the graphix card so that he will soldering the SLI wires. He is an awsome friend guys! :D. But, he said there is something wrong, but not he cant fixed. O.o He sad that my power Core 2 DUo is too fast for the hard drive and must buy an SSD to quicken the loading. Ofcourse! I hate when i was always last when loadng the game specialy when the game ends. But I will have very fast computer after his help so I wont problem anymore! <3
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I go to another store because I hate the owner the first one that did not let me return my ram and gave him the fuckyou finger when I pass by his store. He was mad, I was happy, he deserves it! den I go to the store that has soo much cool boards with metal like motorcyle pipes and then ask for the price of SSD. ITS VERY EXPENSIVE! i dont have money anymore so I told my mom that I need money for a project and she gave me a little but it was enoguh cuz ill add alowance. Now I dont have money anymore :(
I bought the SSd and let my friend assemble it... at friday, he said that there is somethng wrong with the mother board. He is sure that it is the mother board cuz he knows computer more than I do. When I ask whats the problem he said that he cant raid zero the hard disk and the SSD. But I dont have money anymore. I dont want to ask papa for money specially now that mom said about the science project that I buy the sSD. THen he said that he might fix the mother board since he SLI the graphix card and confident that he will fix my computer with his dad help
He has no internet and I have internet so he ask me if I can ask you guys at link http://www.4chan.org/g and tell you about my story. ANd ask you about raid zeor on hard disk and SSD. I will give hm print of what u guys said and he will fix it.
please help me guys with raid zero hard disk, its now 1 week and my ELO is bad and I have to get out of ELO HelL from Silver 4 D:
Please please please help me... i dont want to cry but I miss my computer and want to do projects and play league )):
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Fresh pasta?
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what pasta?
I made this on note pad cuz this site doesnt go back with all the typings i have from previous :(
Now its 4 hours and i keep on making new one every time DD:
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/wdg/ - Web Development General 2016-08-25 02:36:28 Post No.56251978
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> Discord
https://discord.gg/wdg
OR
https://discord.gg/0qLTzz5potDFXfdT
(they're the same)
>IRC Channel
#/g/wdg @ irc.rizon.net
Web client: https://www.rizon.net/chat
>Learning material
https://www.codecademy.com/
https://www.bento.io/
https://programming-motherfucker.com/
https://github.com/vhf/free-programming-books/blob/master/free-programming-books.md
https://www.theodinproject.com/
https://www.freecodecamp.com/
http://www.w3schools.com/
https://developer.mozilla.org/
http://www.codewars.com/
>Crockford on Javascript
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7664379246A246CB
>Frontend development
https://github.com/dypsilon/frontend-dev-bookmarks
>Backend development
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_web_application_frameworks
backendDevelopmentBookmarks.md
>Useful tools
https://pastebin.com/q5nB1Npt/
https://libraries.io/ - Discover new open source libraries, modules and frameworks and keep track of ones you depend upon.
https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web - Guides for HTML, CSS, JS, Web APIs & more.
http://www.programmableweb.com/ - List of public APIs
>NEET guide to web dev employment
https://pastebin.com/4YeJAUbT/
>How to get started
> [YouTube] 2016/2017 MUST-KNOW WEB DEVELOPMENT TECH - Watch this if you want to be a web developer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzRwzY7G-k [Embed] [Embed]
> [YouTube] Javascript is Easy - "JavaScript is Easy" - If you can't into programming, you probably won't find a simpler introduction to JavaScript than this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf_cb_Nw5zY [Embed] [Embed]
>cheap vps hosting in most western locations
https://lowendbox.com
https://www.digitalocean.com/
https://www.linode.com/
https://www.heroku.com/
https://www.leaseweb.com
https://www.openshift.com
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First for FAP
https://www.nuget.org/packages/FAP.React/
Again, it's been a while.static WebClient client;
static void Main(string[] args)
{
client = new WebClient();
var server = new Server(null, "127.0.0.1", 3637);
var reactivePage = new ReactivePage("frontpage", "FrontPage", JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<object>(client.DownloadString("http://mywebsite.com/api/frontpage")));
reactivePage.get = (a, b) => client.DownloadString("http://mywebsite.com/api/frontpage");
reactivePage.IsSPA = false;
reactivePage.IncludeScript("main.jsx");
server.AddPage(reactivePage);
Thread.Sleep(-1);
}
Currently using it to parse this gem of JSX:var FrontPage = React.createClass({
render() {
return (
<div>{this.props[0].Posts[Object.keys(this.props[0].Posts)[0]].Contents}
</div>
);
}
});
Which gets me the unparsed first post of my front page when I go to 127.0.0.1:3637/frontpage
Why? Because SEO.
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What's a good analogy for a custom website vs Wix to pitch to a client?
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>>56252085
scalability
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>CBS won't let autoplay news video work because I have an ad blocker enabled
Is this meant to discourage me from ad blocking? Because it's having the opposite effect.
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>>56251826
ublock origin with reek, retard
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>>56251826
>You will endure our ads if you wish to consume our content
Screw your ads and your content.
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>>56251864
It's more like
>you need to endure our ads if you want our obtrusive autoplay video from starting while you're reading the news article.
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Let's have one of these
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>>56251882
>pictures for ants
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>server admins
http://www.adultswim.com/#/DO%20NOT%20DEPLOY?_k=pffk6a
Take fresh from a /tv/ thread
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Code as data edition
(reminder that lisp > hasklel)
Previous thread: >>56246290
What are you working on /g/?
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too early, I will be making another
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>>56251755
>>56251775
Let the butthurt flow through you
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>>56251748
>>56251748
>(reminder that lisp > hasklel)
If you like broken type systems that you pretend don't exist, that is.
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How can supposedly serious hi-tech companies still not be able to write proper english?
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the same way ur mom cant give a proper blowjob after so many years of doing it
get rekt faget
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>>56251734
The chink is mad
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>>56251724
Check out this nice readme.txt
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But seriously though, emacs or vim and why?
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Nano and GNU Screen because simple, it ain't worth investing so much time in
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VS Code
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Vim because emacs is shit
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>tfw you finally give in to Windows 10
I am become surveillance, destroyer of privacy.
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I just blocked all the surveillance.
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>>56251580
same. stopped using windows ages ago.
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>>56251580
>I just blocked all the surveillance.
that you know of