Let's have one of these

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>>56251882
>pictures for ants

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>server admins

http://www.adultswim.com/#/DO%20NOT%20DEPLOY?_k=pffk6a

Take fresh from a /tv/ thread

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Here's one from the other side of the spectrum. Anyone else see this thread earlier?

>>56252018
With the right marketing, you could probably get away with that one.

these phone number shits b swanky
JS only?

>>56251921
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>>56252053
Where this is from?

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>>56252053
>>56252034
>>56252018
10/10

>>56252014
>gaucho

102 is odd, nice

>>56252100
Random anons posting cs-tier designs of web forms.

>>56252014
if the last number = 0 2 4 6 8 or something like that wouldn't be easy?

>>56251905
is opening this gonna get me thrown in prison?

>>56252120
>random anons
>code01
>code02
...

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>>56252137
Divide by 2 then check remainder

>>56252154
I saved the files and put those names on them after a thread like this, check the archives

>>56252137
What is modulo?

>>56251991
>Nvidia deleted my user folder

>>56252167
kek

>>56251822
Couldn't you just do

$encrypted_credit_card_number = base64_encode($credit_card_number);

Is it asking for something more than that?

>>56252167
You wouldn't actually use the division operator. You could simply do something like

#define IS_EVEN(n) (!((n)%2))

.

>>56252100
https://twitter.com/stelian/status/720913927639560194

Some guy posted it on twitter. Lots of people retweeted with similar/funny permutations.

>>56251822
>even touching credit card encryption yourself

No. Bad. Stop it.

>>56252274
The joke is that base64 is not even close to an encryption function, and anyone using base64 only for "securing" sensitive information should be fired. Out a cannon.

>>56252167
>>56252183
>x & 1

>>56252315
This is the best method, it's universal. Some anons don't realize this but some CPUs lack multiplication and division.

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can someone make a picture of the college graduate guy with just a picture of visual studio or even just the VS symbol next to him?

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>>56252274
Guess who went to "k0de" camp guys.
Base64 is an encoding algo, not encryption. The meme is that base64 isn't secure at all and doing that is completely useless.

>>56252460
Thanks

>>56252274
Base 64 is just a goddamn number system. It can be converted to base 10 with a simple function.

>>56252315

x ^ (x >> 1) << 1

>>56251930
Kek I saw that thread. Guy got btfo.

>>56251930
Is he trying to make a multiply function without using * operator?

>>56251921
>>56251943
>>56251963
>>56251979
>>56251994
>>56252005
>>56252018
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>>56252053
You'd think you'd get bored of this shit after seeing it many times, but it still gives me some laughs.

>>56251905
Its an obvious fake leak that hasn't been fixed for days now

>>56251991
Poor bumblebee users.

>>56252528
Next you're going to tell me ASCII isn't an encryption algorithm.

>>56252167
what is modulo, Alex
I'll take normalfags for 800

>>56252772
wtf

>>56253069
It's alright it say "ugly" in the method so it's perfectly okay

>>56251921
I found one of these on a goverment website asking for am 8 digit ID number. Fucking laughed.

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>>56252027
>interaction engineer
>engineer

>>56253102
Yup, it's in the Geneva convention.

The scary thing is someone might hire one of these retards at minimum wage and that becomes the actual security for a something.

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>>56252744
Not sure but an autist could do that.

>>56252359
Sounds really useless.

What microprocessor can't handle multiplication?

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>>56251921
I've seen some shit.

>>56255223
ARM

>>56252359
Hahahahaha

>>56252744
no, he's doing repeated addition ya dingus. but instead of adding `a' to `a' `b' times he adds it 1 time: for(i=0; i<1; i++)

>>56252460
Whats funny about this?

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>>56251822
What the fuck

>>56251921
>>56255272
If I were designing a web form for applying for a job writing html/js, I'd make it a page filled with this kind of shit.

Like a pair of radio buttons to select something, and the one with the correct answer has the hidden attribute.

>>56255409
computing things that work well and/or make life easier are looked down upon by /g/

>>56252673
smells like UB

>>56255409
People with jobs are funny. Neet 4 life.

>>56252837
I encrypted this message with rot13. Twice.

>>56251905
> tfw I read the url as "www.autism.com"

maybe I need to spend less time here.

>>56251930
what was the problem he was trying to solve?

>>56255334
ARM has had integer multiply since ARMv1.

>>56251983
I've actually seen code like this. It was for an opengl project. The dude declared 100s of variables for each single tree that he was displaying. All were processes on the CPU. Each cycle, he read the models directly from the disk.
It ran like shit, 1 fps.
I hope to never work with people like this.

>>56252682
What's wrong with this snippet?
That he uses .set and .= ?

>>56255619
The array he is passing to the function is a copy object. He didn't swap shit.
If I remember Java enough, you can't access the elements like that. You have to use the get method.

Actually it's just the second part. The object references are passed by value in Java, which means the object is being modified.
He could've just used Collections.swap to do this in a single line.

>>56255645
That's c# dummy.

>>56251905
>million dollar extreme presents world peace 104
>sam hyde
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>56255619
I guess it shows the correct code that a dude that "aced" the exam cannot implement.

>>56255824
but if they were passed by value they wouldn't get modified you fucking normie

they're aliased, i.e. passed by reference

>>56256151
Read again:
Object <<<references>>> are passed by value. That's the same as if you passed a pointer to a function. The pointer itself is passed by value, but the memory can still be changed. Learn your pointers, faggot.

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>>56252027
>engineer

>>56252744
>>56255522
Yeah, you can do a tail-recursive or iterative solution.

>>56255409
VS is crap, both in design and price

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>>56252772
>

 // good luck

>>56257789
>paying for VS

>>56257780
>tail-recursive
Not unless you come up with a counter-intuitive solution.

>>56257789
Well, you certainly are allowed to have your opinion.

>>56252014
Looks like a piece of code extracted from "Kode with Karlie"

>>56252772
kek/10

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>>56252018
>>56252058

Fucking hipsters.

>>56255522
>>56252744
schoolie question. Multiply without *

Ignoring accuracy c = a / (1/y) was also posted and kinda neat

>>56252772
i'm going to go ahead and presume this code was automatically generated by someone trying to make a joke.

>>56255409
I am not a developer and I don't have a CS degree. I can work my way around coding simple applications in Visual Studio, but tell me to code something in a text editor and I won't know what to do to save my life. If a degree only asserted that you how to use graphical IDE, it is probably not worth much.

>>56258264
I don't get it. Why would writing something in a text editor be harder than in VS?

>>56251905
When did the spacebar get legal in URLs

>>56258300
I think web browsers just obfuscate %20 now.

>>56258300
URL encoding has been around for quite a while. The question is more about whether it should be a + or %20 representing space.

>>56258296
Have you ever used Visual Studio? It's fantastic. So fantastic that it's a perfect crutch. Visual Studio allows you to draw all your forms in a graphical editor. Then, you can double click on one of the controls and it creates a method for its default action. For example, you double click on a button, you got a method for what happens when the user clicks a button. So, without even touching a text editor, you already have the project structure, an extensive set of general-usage libraries for windows, a window with all its objects declared to be in the right place, and the methods for when the user interacts with objects in the window. The only part that's left up to the user is the algorithms. I know that's the part that requires the creativity and talent, but the point remains that if you don't know how to do all the shit that Visual Studio does for you, then you can't code to save your life without it, so it's a crutch.

>>56258384
Fuck off.

>>56258537
What is your objection?

>>56258566
Tldr
I just assumed you were spewing shit

>>56258611
>i dont know what everyone is talking about
>but i think you're retarded

>>56258611
No. This is a complete answer to your question. Please take a minute to read it because I actually took time to type something relevant and coherent here. The first sentence may sound aggressive but it doesn't mean to.

>>56258647
Exaclty!

>>56258654
You're new to 4chan, aren't you?
You see, you have to add meaningful words like "faggot" and "retard" to your sentence for people to understand you.
It's a whole new world here, waiting for you to discover it.

>>56258779
No I'm not new here. I just don't let this place change my ways. Oh well.

>>56258846
>I just don't let this place change my ways.
i remember when i was a newfag
now i just CANT STOP SUCKING COCKS

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You.

>>56258647
welcome to 4chan dot jif

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>>56259154
>.jif
>JIF

>>56258384
>What is QT Creator
>What is Glade

>>56251983

I'm guilty of variable spam, but this is ridiculous.

>>56257789
Visual Studio Community Edition is free as in free beer.

>>56259264
Neither of those things is a text editor.

>>56259264
I never said there weren't other IDEs. But colleges seem to teach Visual Studio a lot.

Like, seriously, I have no idea what in my post triggered your post. Did you just want to have an argument?

>>56251979
>>56251994
Best

>>56252027
>engineer
And here I am sweating blood in order to get my master's in time

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>>56252027
The fuck is an interaction engineer?`

>>56260182
This

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>>56255082
Why does Sailor Moon have a 3d printed save icon in her hand?

>>56255619
Object, can't be accessed like an array. Super basic knowledge of objects failure.

>>56259954
In time for what? You have a job don't you? You're not doing something stupid like going into debt to pay off your master's are you?

>>56260248
You are wrong. C# allows you to do that.
It's more like syntactic sugar for the get method, which they didn't add.
>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3110254/how-to-retrieve-object-from-arraylist-in-c-sharp

>>56260296
I don't live in >muh land of the free, slave of the debts, mang.
Here we live at home until we're done with the studies and then move on to our careers.
It's pretty comfy IYAM, albeit we get paid less

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>>56252027
>mfw calling yourself an engineer without the proper diploma is illegal in my country

>>56260182
Do we really want to know the answer to that question?

>>56260391
Yes

>>56260445
Wtf is this even?

>>56260499
Block.

>>56260445
kek

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>>56260445

>>56251894
>obligatory post
I love you.

>>56260242

You would think the icon would be a usb drive by now.

>>56260551
Or a cloud.

>>56260182

Probably human resources personnel.

Engineer is the new "agent" or "technician"

Someone post 'new averaging method'

>>56260614
Or that battleship abomination.

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>>56260614

>>56252460
new banner for /g/ ?

>>56255619
Check what he's using for set. The set function takes an index and an element, so he's setting the xth index to the number y (not the value AT y). If y is supposed to be an index, this fucked screwed up. If y was not an index, he STILL fucked up, as he just swapped the xth index with an index he didn't actually want to swap it with.

Say you want to swap the 2nd and 3rd index. This code would:

>Set the index 2 to the value 3
>Set the index 3 to the value stored at 2

See where this goes wrong?

>>56260512
kek

>>56260975
Also he treats the array list like a primitive data type - he needs to use the get function to access any of this data he's trying to get to

>>56255223
6502
Z80

>>56251930
It was me, LMAO can't believe people here can get baited so easily I even get it from a pasta in another site.

>>56260999
You're thinking in Java. That's C#.
Never think in Java. The pajeet is showing.

>>56260182
Front end dev?

>>56251921
>no "-"
Beatiful

>>56261132
C# is just Micro$oft Java.

>>56260445
>not using std::cout

>>56251822
What the fuck am I reading? No wonder this area is so saturated.

>>56251983
why on earth would you just not keep a list of treasures that the player acquired?

christ

>>56251983
>>56261954
didn't toby fox say he only made undertale to learn how arrays worked? that's prioritization right there.

>>56261990
that's from undertale?
holy fuck

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>>56262010
no, but undertale has its fair share of oddities

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>>56261744

>>56262042
Uh what?

That doesn't imply there's 864 case statements. He could just be checking for the int 864.

>>56261954
Welcome to games programming, circa 1980.

>>56252018
maximum comfy

>>56262090
well the fact that toby didn't correct them makes me think that there are in fact that many...

>>56252274
No it's asking for that. It's just that what it's asking for is wrong.

>>56252898
>modulus
>remainder
>redundant

>>56252018
10/10
do you have the code or is just an image?
better than recapcha actually

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>>56262042
I'm dying

Someone post that picture where she fucks around in terminal with the "cd" command pls

>>56262375
>too lazy to type “kode with karlie” into the /g/ archive of your choice
lazy people will be the death of us all

>>56262705
>The code on the left is bad! It is hacker code that is used to steal nude photos!

That is Tumblr levels of retard.

>>56252014
If x % 2 == 0
isEven
Else
isOdd

>>56262705
We should get more girls to write code for nuclear stations.

>>56262705

Should I feel ashamed at not understanding the left?

>>56251921
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>56251991
That was Arch Linux, wasn't it?

>>56263165
Nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>>56262908
!x%2

>>56263418
That's actually pretty neat

>>56263402
>case "$DISTRO"

>>56263421
>!x

What does that mean?

>>56263527
!x is short for (x == 0)

>>56263554
>>56263527
>>56263421
! takes precedence over %
so it should be:
!(x%2)

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>>56263527
i want nodevs to LEEEAAAAAAVEE

>>56263611
Im cobol developer not mumbo jumbo ninja coder.

Never seen that expression in my life.

>>56258846
Fag.

>>56260182
UX designer.

>>56261657
With less vomit.
Still a lot of vomit.
But less.

>>56263165
No. It remains a marvel in algorithmic lucidity. The man who wrote it is beyond comprehension.

>>56263165
No, unlike the right its actually pretty fucking complex despite having so few lines.

>>56262705
I don't know if this is true... but studying programming for 2 years...by myself... trying to improve my knowledge step by step... and then... I see "This return 5 because i'm so random yey"... makes me sad and anger at the same time...

>>56264016
It's just a joke. Lighten up.

>>56262257
Their answer implied the use of the DIVISION OPERATOR, which would not give you the remainder.

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>>56264750
>interpreting a typed string as an integer
>converting that integer back into a string

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>>56252027
>work at mcdonalds
>call yourself a burger engineer

SOON

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>>56264931

>Work at Subway
>Get promoted from Sandwich Artist to Sandwich Engineer