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>invited a girl over for netflix and chill
>dont have tv in my room, only got my macbook
>dont have a netflix account
>never taken the netflix and chill approach
am I supposed to just put something on and then lead a cuddle to a kiss and then smash her?
Opinions people
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Probably a good idea to have Netflix before you ask her to come over for Netflix.
Also:
>MacBook
>her
This is fit, don't gotta front fag
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>>35341340
pic related
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>>35341340
Nah m8. She knows exactly what you meant. Wait at the door in your birthday suit with a whip in one hand and a dragon dildo in the other.
Muh thyroids
FPS Fat hate general 2015-12-22 20:54:20 Post No.35341139
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No FPS thread get in hers
I have a story to share, I didn't know shit like this happens in real life:
>at gym just now
>shoulder day just finished glorious ohp
>move over to the dumbbell area for dumbbell shoulder press
>grab dem 22's to start (UK fag)
>only available bench is next to a gammongalaxy
>she's doing leg raises with 20 degree ROM, her belly won't allow any further.
>whatever, sit down and start my set
>milky way stares at me like I'm invading her personal space
>wtf this bench is unbalanced and wobbles
>meanwhile she huffs and puffs and rolls away pissed off for some reason
>she goes to pullup bar
>goodluckwiththat.jpg
>I see another bench free up, it's close to her but not in her safe space
>move my dumbbells, thank fuck this one ain't wobbly, continue workout
>finish second set
>she removes her headphones soaked in sweat and walks over to me
>where can I get waterproof headphones like that?
>signals me to remove mine
>"can you stop following me I'll have to talk to mark if you don't"
>mark is gym manager
>"I wasn't following you. My previous bench was unbalanced"
>"just stop perving, period."
>autodonut roll out
Where do these fuckers get the idea that ANYONE on the fucking planet would be attracted to them?
Fucking HAES
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If someone signals you to remove your headphones, don't.
Boom, don't have to engage in social situations.
Otherwise when she says "can you stop following me ...?"
You say, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD ONE"
Then she either plays it off like she was joking to begin with or she has to reaffirm what she said which will be cringey and awful. Either way her ego gets crushed which is what needs to happen.
Ugly girls don't get called ugly. They really need it though
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>>35341303
Also, idiots like her WANT you to engage them seriously. That's how they get validation.
ALWAYS TREAT THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THEY ARE CHILDREN
laugh at them etc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZXI_DEkv9M
what is /fit/'s opinion of this?
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Why does everyone shit on bro splits? Almost everyone that looks good did them on /r/progress, and even on here. There are like a handful of people I have seen get aesthetic from SS, SL etc.
I'm not doubting that SS and SL are better for strength gains, but if I've done SS for 6 months, is there any reason I shouldn't go on a bro split? They seem so fucking fun.
>inb4 muh suboptimal gains
Yeah I care more about having fun and seeing some gains, I'm getting real fucking bored with Greyskull LP.
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>>35339367
Nooooo you're supposed to do SS and permabuuulk.
Why are we trying to get the aesthetics of an australian bodybuilder by doing a routine by a texan strength coach anyway?
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>>35339384
I did SS and went from skinnyfat to... skinnyfat.
I'm switching to brosplit because I actually want to look good.
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i want the fedoras to come and defend SS
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Eugeney Manrow is widely considered the 'natty limit', as he was the biggest dude before the plague of steroid abuse corrupted our species.
However, that bitch wasn't even in a caloric surplus:
>he accomplished all of this without any special diet considerations, except not eating to satiation.
http://wolfandiron.com/eugen-sandow-part-4-sandows-exercise-routine/
How big would he have gotten if he ate enough? What's the real natty limit?
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This is.
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>>35339962
This desu desu senpai
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>>35340215
This t,b,h, f,a,m,l,a,m s,m,h, right now
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Why do people roid?
Serious question. You can reach a very impressive body completely natty. Granted, not as quick and easy as with roids, but how on earth does that make up for the massive side effects that are to be expected from roid usage.
People bitch about muh sodium or muh carcinogenic ingredients but inject roids?
Fitness should be related to health and an overall "healthy" lifestyle which excludes injecting drugs into your body.
Im genuinely curious why anyone would think that is a good idea. Only reasons I can think of is people don't know about side effects (aka retards) or have dysmorphia.
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>>35337194
mb you simply over estimate the side effects lol
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1) you get the same results with less work
2) sides are minimal if you're not a dumbass
thats basically it
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Its the difference between people who enjoy fitness and those who just want to get big
>tfw never had a real male role model to look up to and learn from
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me either anon
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The only male "role model" I had was my older brother who was the school bully, bullied me at home, made me hate myself, have no confidence, think I was weak. I became my grade's bully as an outlet. I thought beating weaker kids asserted me as the strong, cool kid. I craved not being the weak disgusting peace of shit that my brother had taught me I was, so I kept bullying.
Looking back I realize how important a father figure is, and how single mothers and divorce are much worse than a traditional family model.
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Is this is the excuse you make for being gay?
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High test thread
You know the drill
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>>35336588
>that nose
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>>35336613
based anon
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post images you saved from /fit/
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>>35335157
Cheating frauds general
Previously
>>35327599
>post ebin blasts edition
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>>35334486
In for qts
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>>35334486
Okay, so I guess I'll ask this here but does anyone have experience with SARM's at all, for those who don;t already know they are essentially similar to steroids but don't have the negative side effects and very specifically target skeletal muscle and bone growth.
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Almost at the end of qt pics I have
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does anybody have the picture of the dude whos aesthetic af but doesnt have abs and also has really nice hair and hes like in a forest and covered in dirt n stuff?? requesting
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>>35330201
Does chest day not exist?
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Requesting the picture of the guy with the manbun shaving in the mirror
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>>35330201
Absolutely shit m8. I'll post some real goals
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Other thread is gonna be dying soon. Here is some new rage material straight out of the oven
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1so2ks7
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>>35330163
So....how exactly do you measure willpower? Is there a specific test for that? Because I'd love to know my results and yours, fatty.
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New from TiTP:
>So I recently went to a doctor for the main purpose of having my thyroids examined because issues with those run in the family
>By the end of the visit this Doctor, with my mother who works in the same office backing her, had prescribed me a diabetic medicine, despite me not being diabetic
>I was convinced to take it with promises that it was not for weight loss and was meant to reduce my risk of diabetes as that also runs in my family
HOW DARE SHE
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>>35330163
For number 2, a lot of fat people don't eat more food they just eat higher calorie food. I eat as much as fat people but half the calories.
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>There are girls on fit right now that are over 60kg with no thighgap or juicy boobs
Top kek
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>mfw 69kg
just fuck my shit up
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>>35330064
My tits are 34DD and are as high and perky as they were when I was 18 (28 now) I'm also over 60kg but I have thigh gap.
Thank god for lifting /fit/. I throw 60lbs boxes around at work like its nothing (and in heels) its great. Thanks boys.
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>>35331206
Pics of your tits or didn't happen, whore.
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New Years Resolutions 2015-12-21 18:13:09 Post No.35328678
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Post em.
>to be 150lbs by the spring
>to have a job by the summer
>to be bulking by the autumn
>to have a gf by the winter
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same as every year
>lose my virginity
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>>35328678
1/2/3/4 lifts (already hit two of them), and 10% bf. Currently cutting already for summer. First year that I should actually look decent. Then once fall rolls around ima slow bulk and should hit all my lifting goals
first year I feel like I may just make it.
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I met my goals this year which was to reack 5 plate squat and 3 plate bench. I had to bulk 20 pounds but i got it.
This year will be all about the money and then i start grad school late spetember.
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Do You Date/Hook Up With More Attractive Girls Now? 2015-12-21 16:32:28 Post No.35327739
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Do You Date/Hook Up With More Attractive Girls Now?
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>implying we're not all perma-virgins
Do you have sex with and hook up with sexier girls now compared to when you didn't lift? Pic unrelated, but related to what I wanna fuck -- nomsayin'?
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Ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
I used to pick one of the side characters or someone in the background but now I've moved up to supporting chars/friends of the protagonist
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Yup.
>get more confident
>can talk to women and just have fun
>perfected my dance game to the point that it's a guaranteed make out every time
>growing less reliant on alcohol to have this confidence
Feels right
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>>35327754
lmao that's sad as fuck brah. You're not serious?
Is rippletits right? Do we live in a society that hates us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae-7KboBeac
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The thing is hyper-progressives think that in order for weak people to become strong the strong people must become weak, and that lowering the bar to the ground is better than learning to jump over it.
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>>35326080
yes
yes
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>>35326080
The political left is based solely on turning legions of wimps into a reliable voter farm.
How do I into pajama boy mode?