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nipples are genetic I think, you could always get plastic surgery

Depends, could you post a picture for a reference? You can spoiler it if you're shy and tell all the guys not to watch

We're going to need a current pic so we can give an accurate assessment hun.

Kali Muscle

>>36582597
body dysmorphia

>>36582597

Big McLargeHuge

is that a thing that happened to you or

>>36582328
A girl would feel up on a dudes crotch if she suspected he had a big dick (and thats all she cared about)

There wouldnt be much surprise when he takes off his pants

>>36582328
they wouldn't (teenagers would, maybe, after sex with teenager friends)
they are horny, so no one would care at all

>hilarious

I must have missed that part.

>>36582301
Are you fucking slow, at least post the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx_jse3PCU0

>>36582085
Soak foot in vodka

>>36582147
Ain't donig shit anon, help. Beach season is coming up and my two big toes look like someone pissed on them

>>36582157
Muriatic

>>36581406
Fucking americunts

I'm from there

you wanna fucking go or something

>>36581431

Can't blame me for never having learned it

>>36581396
> PART 2

Lets start with the first fags.

> Scalp exercises
As you may know, your scalp consists of muscles. These muscles are called ocipitalis (back of the head) and frontalis ( your crown ).

Basically, over the years these scalp muscle get very thin and tight, taking away the required "envinronemnt" to grow your hair back.
Imagine your hair follicles as a tree. Imagine that tree being planet just 1 m deep into the ground. That tree is probably going to fall of pretty soon heh? It will probably be pretty unstable heh? Thats what happenens when you have a TIGHT and THIN scalp. Working out your scalp muscle basically "plants" your hair follicles in a much more "deeper" and stable envinronemnt.
It is also providing your hair follicles with a lot of nutrients, because of the increased blood flow.

Some people also say a very thick scalp can block DHT from reaching your hair follicles, but dont quote me on that.

I could link you to a website that is owned by Tom Hagerty. This guy explains the entire exercise in a very detailed way. As he spend a lot of effort creating that website and still answering questions in his forum after 10 years he thought : " hey, why not make a bit money off of it, i think i deserved it ". And he is true with that.

He offers a DVD for 25 bucks that shows you the exercise. You do NOT need that dvd, he explains EVERYTHING on his website.

But despite this fact, i still get shit on for linking his website. So im not going to do that, people will just call me a scammer.

Again motherfuckers, he explains the entire method on his website, you dont need his fucking dvd. If he was a greedy mofo, he would only offer the dvd and no articles that explain his method. Its very useful, but people go ape shit and start calling me a scammer.

>>36581413
> PART 3

> Emu Oil

Emu oil consists off the whole Vitamin E family.
Emu oil is one of the few oils that is able to penetrate all 7 layers of your skin.
Emu oil is known to boost collagen in your skin, which is crucial for healthy hair.

Emu Oil needs to be applied to your balding area, preferably your entire scalp ( So not the hair itself, but the SKIN ). Which can be difficult if you have long hair.
Do not fucking eat Emu Oil.

As with the scalp exercise, some poeple say Emu Oil blocks DHT from reaching your hair follicles, but again. Dont quote me on that.

>Coconut Oil

Coconut oil is just fucking awsome in every way.

It penetrates all 7 layers of your skin.

It is also rich in Vitamin E.

I eat 1 tea spoon of it everyday and i apply it to my scalp just like Emu Oil. Just take a few drops, and rub both Oils onto your skin. I do that every night before sleep.

I also apply it to the rest of my skin because its so awsome.

Generally coconut oil is just awsome for everything, not just hairloss.

> Pumpkin seeds

Please dont ask me why, thats too much fucking science here. Just buy 1 pack of pumpkin seeds or whatever and eat a handful of it everyday.

>>36581427
> PART 4


> No shampoo anymore

Believe it or not, but a lot of people would have LESS hair falling out if they stopped using shampoo. Everytime you shampoo, your hair follicles shrinken ( you weaken them basically). You flush out all the nutrients in your scalp and destroy the natural protective layer of fat on your skin.

Dont use any shampoo. Including "hairloss treatment" shampoos and shampoos claiming they are " all natty brah, no chemicals".

> Then what the fuck am i supposed to wash my hair with? FAGGOT!

This is what i do. Try it out in different ways and see if you like it. If you dont, then accept your bald head.

I fill a plastic bottle with like 0.5l of luke warm water. I put 1 tea spoon of coconut oil in it and 1 tea spoon of emu oil and maybe a halph tea spoon of baking soda.

Close the plastik bottle and shake it a lot of times, until the water is all white-ish.

When you go shower now, make your hair wet first. Now open the bottle and let the fluid run through your scalp slowly and use your hands to "brush" your hair at the same time. This way the oils are applied to your scalp more effectively.

When the bottle is empty, just wash your hair with plain water again and wash your hair with your hands, rub it a bit. (Not too much though, your hair is vulnerable when its wet).

Yes your hair will be oily after you are done. To get rid of the oils on your hair ( not your scalp though, the oils need to stay on your scalp) you just wash your hair with simple water twice a day, and then a towel to rub off the oils a bit.

Trust me, do this for 2 weeks and your hair will feel and look awsome. It did for me atleast.


> No Hair gel.

Same with shampoo. You also put a lot of stress on your hair everytime you are applying hair gel.

> Brushing

Basically, you should stop brushing your hair when its wet, and brush less intensively in general. You are putting a lot of stress to your hair when you are fucking with it too much.

i'd rather be an inch shorter than have cancer

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/vegetarian-gene-linked-to-heart-disease-and-cancer-risk-scientists-find-a6959291.html

>>36581351

Again. This is bait. It's not because they avoid meat, it's because they pay closer attention to proper nutrition. Which you have to if you don't want to roll around in estrogen as a vegetarian.

It's meaningless research.

>>36581386

I'm against a vegan diet not a vegetarian diet btw. The former is impossible without meticulous planning AND supplements. Vegetarian, meh.

I like meat. Medium rare. Red. But fish is allowed so.. If not, eggs and dairy still are.

And I do very much enjoy vanilla blueberry brotein shakes. 3 a day would be awesome and sets me at 100/50/25 in macros.

I take them twice a day when bulking. 1L of crushed blueberry with vanilla whey goodness.

>>36581238
try rats instead, theres reasons why they experiment on them before human trials

>>36581344
I did think about this. Rats would be easier to shave etc too... But you need at least 3 rats for them to not get depressed apparently. Would require a massive cage and lots of extra care :(

I know this is bait bit I have been thinking about getting a dog and training him to be a trail dog since I'm a mountain biker. The little guy would unfortunately still be skelly because cardiofag but I think it will be fun to have him tag along for my rides

no you will not achieve anything

just join a gym

lol no


if your not willing to invest $2k or so into a decent home gym, power rack or half rack, adjustable bench, oly bar, oly plates, you should just join a gym.

>>36581210
>>36581221

I have a 9 month old kid I can't just leave him and go to the gym all the time

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>>36581006
you know what to do anon

>>36581006
Shut the fuck up, fat shit

>>36581006

Success is the best revenge anon.

Go work hard, go get /fit/, go get a job you're satisfied with, read books, feel good about yourself. Start a family with a /fit/ wife, be happy, be determined, make sure your family makes the rest of your family look pathetic.

Do it anon!

Roid

>>36580955
Extreme pain, dedication, patience and self-hate

>hate yourself
>hate the world
>be the last true member of a dead species
>enter the no gf chamber
>hate yourself

>>36580887
>10 to 12 beer a day
I like beer too, but yeah, let's just take a wild guess here whether or not that's good for you, dummy.

>>36580901
Yeah I know but the weird thing is I know people who drink way more than that daily and have done so for like 10 years and they seem fine, they can get up in the morning and go to work etc and not seem tired

>>36580887
M8 your test levels are probably that of a 7 year olds

>>36580556
Steroids will help

Take videos and post them on YouTube please!

which one is that? I'm in houston too I could probably google it

>>36580409
Wat

Wut are you saying? Ive never heard that advice before and if i had, i would have never been retarded enough to do it.

>be autistic
>create a shitty bait thread

You chose one

>>36580409
Shit post is shitty