Holy fuck /fit/
I'm on an ethical conundrum right now.
I was hired by this one girl startup. She wants to sell diet plans for women. I would be editing her posts, mantaining her website, and going graphic design for her.
I thought it would be cool.
Holy fuck was I wrong.
>"...those that diet chronically, or waste time saying that they are fat and need to lose 20lbs never get around to anything. You only need a hug."
Several mentions per post sugesting not counting calories, abiding by detox diets... it's fucking tumblr.
She pays well tho.
Her website is catered to the market demographic that will never follow real diet advice.
Just work for her and maybe after she trusts you, you can slip in a post about lifting with her approval.
>>36841273
To be thinking only of pay, that is dishonor for a man.
>>36841294
>>36841292
>mfw already sneaking in proper adivce within her posts.
>mfw I deleted entire paragraphs where she explicitly said that dieting never works in the long term.
>see new guy in gym (probably in his mid 30s)
>quarter squats 60kg
>goes to legpress, legpresses 100kg
>Doesnt even break a fucking sweat
>ask him if he wants to join my squat superset with me and my brehs
>"nah, that shit is tough and heavy"
>I tell him why you even going if you not putting work in?
>I dont work out for the same purpose as you
What the fuck is he even doing in the gym if he's not willing to put work in? Fucking despise people like this. No need to say he's never gonna make it.
>inb4 muh purpose
Does the purpose of lifting dictate how much work you put in? Why go half assed about it just because you just dont want to be a fatass?
Holy fuck
>>36841241
not superset, pyramid set. Sorry.
>>36841241
>>36841241
him = potentially lazy but still making an effort
people like you = Arrogant, autistic and give lifting a bad name
So /fit/
My doctor wants me to be teetotal, no alcohol whatsoever, for 6 consecutive weeks. Something regarding my thyroid.
While this is no problem at all, I'd like to get suggestions and insight on what to drink while clubbing? Naturally has to be low on calories, besides the obvious sugar-free sodas
Enlighten me, bros
bag of ketamine
>>36841044
Surely you can hold off from clubbing for 6 weeks.
You have a good excuse if someone complains.
>My doctor said I can't drink
>>36841095
Hardly an excuse when it's true.
However, I do not need alcohol for partying. It'd still be good to go out with my friends. Refreshments are pretty mandatory and water gets old pretty fast. Also, a drink in my hand works as a camouflage for all those dipshits that need to validate their drinking and behaviour next to someone who doesn't drink. Don't wanna hear that bs all night.
It's happened again /fit/ my gf who has been living with me for two years. Isn't sure if she loves me anymore. Fucking great. I fell for it again. Fucking gains goblins. I told myself after last time that I wasn't going to get involved in this shit again and this fit chick actively sought me out. Fucking women I swear. Only good for fucking and procreating.
Oh and to keep it fit related. What's the best way to reach muscle hypertrophy for your biceps?
Maybe your the problem.
Do you have manchild like tendencies? IE: you have no future plans and just yolo everyday? The women in your life leave you because they can't just sit in a relationship that stays the same forever, there needs to be progress in a relationship for it to be successful. Marriage and kids needs to be on the table after the first 12 months of any adult relationship. You don't have all the time in the world.
t. Kissless virgin whose never had a gf
>>36841010
>marriage and children
>first twelve months
Stop giving advice.
What you expect? Relationships comes and goes.
That'll make 3 bones, plus treat!
>>36840893
fuck off nigger dog this change is mine
Top kek
>>36840893
Oh man I'm so sorry doggo, i think the hacker 4chan must have done a prank order! I cant pay for it, but you can yiff me you want n__n
When trying to shred, is it better to lift with light weight/high rep or just minimize lifting and just do cardio and body weight workouts?
Lift the same you do as when bulking.
Just reduce number of sets by ~30%.
Do plenty of cardio too.
The "high-rep lightweight for weight loss" idea is wrong.
You are aiming to lose fat, not scale weight.
And of course, diet is by far more important than all the above points when it comes to losing fat.
>>36840865
disregard this retard OP.
go light weight/high rep/high volume.
both to achieve hypertrophy and more calories burned per workout.
low volume and low reps & high weight is only good for strength gains.
do cardio at least 3 days a week.
>>36840881
I usually do a half hour on the stair master and then a 20 minute run. Should I increase? Or is this good?
Who /lift to hide their autism/ here?
It works right?
If I'm jacked no one cares that I'm awkwardly quiet around others and maybe they will even see my behaviors as alpha as in he doesn't even give a fuck r-right?
>>36840831
I'm pretty sure that's the reason that all of /fit/ lifts for.
yee buddy
Somebody please explain me how this works I'm so confused
It doesn't
>>36840793
Why does it say 'f' denotes until failure when there are no 'f's in the fucking graphic ?
Other than that what are you confused about OP? It seems pretty simple.
>>36840926
>Why does it say 'f' denotes until failure when there are no 'f's in the fucking graphic ?
are you an idiot?
Muay Thai Thread
>How long have you been training?
>What's your gym called
>What made you start training?
>8 months
>Pra Chao Suua
>Best martial art imo
pic related im right
>>36840745
I don't see many thai guys in your pic op....
>>36840745
Bill Murray is a Thai boxer hey?
>>36840745
>How long have you been training?
since i was 20, almost 6 years now, though the second half less seriously
>What's your gym called
Shogun gym
>What made you start training?
saw a friend of mine in his amateur fight. he wrecked an internal security guy. i've been wanting to do martial arts since i was a kid because of shitty vidya. i signed up the next day without thinking back. i also learned that reality kicks much harder than vidyas ever will.
Slept naked as per fit reccomendations yesterday
No proof but I feel like i got better sleep
8/10 will try again
Felt bretty good getting airflow to my balls
But I woke up to a bunch of (dust bunnies?) I'm assuming collected lint or whatever from my asscrack, I took a shower before bed
Or maybe hair combined with said dust hair from my legs ass and pubes
How to prevent this?
>>36840627
Maybe try washing your sheets you fucking savage
>>36840633
10/10 would laugh again
>>36840633
Just washed them before I did this
Who /gymnotebook/ here ? What notebook are you using ?
Just got myself a nice lined paper moleskine
OP is always a fag. But some OPs are more fags than others.
>>36842286
I just love the paper of moleskines' notesbook, don't be mean
Also that seem like a nice topic for discuss, i see some SS/SL doer at my gym have their notesbook with them all the time.
>>36842286
well put anon
>>36840404
I wish i recorded my shit at the gym but i can never stick with it. iv been lifting for 3ish years now and only recorded my stuff at the beginning
Anyone use an elevation training mask?
Thoughts?
Thinking of getting one.
>>36840172
Depriving yourself of breathable air is not the same as breathing low-oxygen air.
Tell me about that dyel faggot, why does he wear the mask?
>>36840172
Breathing through a straw gives you exact same results (none) and costs less than a cent.
>irish pale skin
>heavy purple eyebags
>acne
>lifting won't fix ANY OF THIS.
>actually am amazed at how clear my skin is despite being a greasy NEETfuck
>>36840128
Same to be honest. Never really dealt with bad acne, just some razor burn that goes away a few days after I shave.
Not to mention the fact that the Irish are sub-human desu friend. You just can't win.
Zyzz was a weirdo /b/ tier cunt
There's a video of Zyzz in his room on his computer watching an Islamic militant Chechens slowly cutting the head off a Russian soldier with an axe, and zyzz is just giggle and laughing about it.
Disgusting display, says a lot about someone who laughs and giggles at shit like that.
>>36840092
Have you got the shot from when Sharky killed him for not paying to use Sharky's lady boys?
>the more i go on /fit/ the less i wanna lift
why is this /fit/?
because you are addicted to the internet. you're using /fit/ to distract yourself.
and now close your browser and be productive. i'll do the same bro
>>36839987
its 3 am why are my biceps so small
>>36840008
you're not doing enough close grip masturbation