Sober clubbing

bag of ketamine

>>36841044
Surely you can hold off from clubbing for 6 weeks.
You have a good excuse if someone complains.
>My doctor said I can't drink

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>>36841095

Hardly an excuse when it's true.

However, I do not need alcohol for partying. It'd still be good to go out with my friends. Refreshments are pretty mandatory and water gets old pretty fast. Also, a drink in my hand works as a camouflage for all those dipshits that need to validate their drinking and behaviour next to someone who doesn't drink. Don't wanna hear that bs all night.

>>36841044
Had to stop drinking and take drugs when i found out i was manic depressed. I just drink coke or water.

>>36841207

> Also, a drink in my hand works as a camouflage for all those dipshits that need to validate their drinking and behaviour

You sure its not the other way around anon, that you need a drink in your hand to camouflage/ validate your sobriety and behaviour?

>>36841077
Honestly this

>>36841207
Can you give me an example of this?

>>36841249
Btfo

Sugar free energy drinks
Coffee/iced coffee
Tea/green tea
mint tea
Ice cubes
PWO

>>36841249
>>36841269
Not OP but if you don't have a drink everyone will keep trying to get you one, or they'll keep talking about how they're on their 8th

>>36841044
Did you JUST up your liver from roiding or something mate?

>>36841481
kek

Take Molly and drink water the entire night, look shredded as fuck in the morning also

>>36841044
How about Perrier?
When I'm on my cut, "need" to go out and want a carbonated fix it's what I rely on.

I just hate when they put it in a glass with ice and put a straw in it, fuck off.

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>>36841495
srs though I do want to know why he can't drink.
Currently on the 2nd day of my hangover atm.

>>36841513
I like tonic water too pham.
I drink it all the time.

I usually take fruit & vegetable juice and pour it in a beer bong

It looks kinda like beer, so you won't get "why aren't you drinking?" Every 10 seconds

>>36841044
Clubbing's pretty boring anyway. Go to home parties instead, you'll often plenty of things to choose there and if not you can just bring anything with you.

Going out without drinking is underrated

Unless you're turboshy you'll still have fun, and hitting on girls is much easier when you're the most sober guy at the party

>>36841044
tonic water and lime bruh every bar has it doesnt taste like ass and its non assuming

>>36841535
>>36841531
Normies everywhere
>>36841539
People assume it's a G & T. Win bruv.

>>36841531
>clubbing
>boring
youve obviously never been to a good club lad

>>36841522
Tonic water that shit with quinine in it?
I don't know how you do it.
Taste like paint remover.

Also has sugar in it.
Good against malaria though.

Why don't you just drink water?

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>>36841568
I used to drink slimline tonic water i.e. no sugar.
I had some sparkling water yesterday thinking of swapping to that. I'm on day 2 of a hangover so I can't be bothered to get any right now tho.

Club soda with lime brohimbe

>>36841498

This. Clubbing is the best form of fasted cardio.

I usually just ask for ice water with lime or lemon juice or something.

>>36841095
>have an excuse

maybe he... wants to hang out with his friends?

>Having so little personality you need alcohol to have fun

>>36842056
Literally me.

>>36841044
Bro just go on pingas or molly frfr probs have a better night anyways without drinking empty calories plus molly shred is a real thing

>>36841044
coke and sodas n shit
energy dranks like red bull
possibly bring your own BCAA too, that shit tastes great

>>36841044
spend "club time" doing something actually productive?
>>36841977
no, it really isnt. this is what happens when bad memes like >cardio kills gains gets out of hand.
speaking of which why dont you go do some real cardio and help your body instead op? whats so alluring about trying to be a dirty whore anyways?

>>36842609
>sodas and energy drinks

yeah bruh lemme just kill muh gains with all that sugar and artificial flavoring

>>36841249
#rekt

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>>36842611
this salty dude lol

>>36841523
You can bring that into clubs where you live?

Around here, there's absolutely no way you get in with your own alcohol unless you own the place or some shit like that

>>36841498
It kills your appetite though and I can feel my gains slipping away when I can't eat anything the next day. A good idea if you're trying to lose weight though.

>>36841645
Moar of this MILF

Phenibut HCL

>>36841044

If I were you Id pop MDMA and drink water+alcohol free beer. The latter is pretty low cal, like 25kcal per 100.

>>36841207
OP you're with a bad crowd if people attack you for not drinking. If you want/need to be sober your friends should be able to accept that.

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>>36841518

Adviced to take blood tests just for checking. One of the levels (?) was slightly up so we're gonna wait six weeks and see if it returns to normal. Probably will, just a minor check. Being without alcohol's a good move anyway.

>>36841535
>>36841554
>>36841979

Agreed.

>>36844033

>attack

You wut m8

My friends don't mind me not drinking. One of these beautiful days you will go outside and realize there are other people outside. You know, people you don't know?

And yes, going outside your basement usually involves meeting new people. Sometimes these new people are friends of your friends. Get where I'm going?

It skips a lot of headache to just make actual conversation instead of topics like
"Why you don't drink"
"Cmon I'll buy you a beer"
"I really don't drink that much"

>>36841531
>implying there are an abundance of house parties one is invited to on a weekly basis

>>36841044
Ignore him. Whether alcohol harms you or not is entirely determined by genetics. Johnny Depp has been an alcoholic his entire life, yet he looks like a God at 50. Why? Genetics. Alpha genetics. That's literally it. Don't cut something you enjoy from your life just because some "doctor" tells you to. These are the same people who prescribe speed to kids because they mess about at school.

>>36841523
>vegetable juice
>beer bong

Top Fucking Kek you stupid underage try hard