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Is /fit/ like general "health" too? Oh well.

Have a stupid problem. It's been going on since last Decemeber.

Orgasm every time I do a #2. Wobbly legs and all. Feel like a tard, just sitting on the toilet for 5 minutes afterwords.

Help me.

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:53:40 Post No.36927754
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:53:40 Post No.36927754 [Report]

Get a prostate exam or something

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:54:55 Post No.36927775
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:54:55 Post No.36927775 [Report]

>>36927754
If "or something" involves fixing the issue at home, I'm interested. Not digging the prospect of explaining to a doc that I jizz each time I dump.

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:55:25 Post No.36927779
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:55:25 Post No.36927779 [Report]

It seems you're gay.

Don't worry, the only possible side effect one can have from contracting this "gay"ness is liking persons of the same gender.

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:50:31 Post No. 36927705 [Report] [View this topic]

>the can't get above 1800 calories without excessive sugar or feeling like hurling
How do you bulk?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:52:04 Post No.36927727
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>>36927705
step 1 grow a pair of balls
step 2 eat the fucking food
step 3 eat some more

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:52:23 Post No.36927733
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:52:23 Post No.36927733 [Report]

Nigga 1800 is a cut range

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:52:53 Post No.36927741
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>>36927705
are you a grill?

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2016-04-26 01:41:28 Post No.36927608
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:41:28 Post No. 36927608 [Report] [View this topic]

Did he really eat all of this or did he split the food for his family after the pic was taken?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:43:04 Post No.36927619
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>>36927608
its not even that much food

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:43:51 Post No.36927630
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:43:51 Post No.36927630 [Report]

>>36927619
I would be full after eating 4 of those sized pancakes

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:44:03 Post No.36927635
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:44:03 Post No.36927635 [Report]

Lamo legendary
Cheat days lol
Fitness people have those right haha

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:33:14 Post No. 36927521 [Report] [View this topic]

CREEPY GLOVES FOR MUH FEET

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:34:23 Post No.36927538
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:34:23 Post No.36927538 [Report]

Do people still wear those meme shoes even after the class-action lawsuit against Vibram?

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:35:03 Post No.36927542
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>>36927521
Those shoes are clear autism indicators. Like oddly colored hair for tumblrinas

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:36:42 Post No.36927557
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>>36927538
>tfw i seriously considered buying them way back when

makes me wonder if the decisions i'm making now are just memes too

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Military /fit/ Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:32:29 Post No. 36927512 [Report] [View this topic]

I just reenlisted into the army after a few years of civilian life. Ive lost all my gains and have become a lanky skeleton having a hard time meeting the apft standard when I used to hang around a 300. How do I come back /fit/?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:37:06 Post No.36927562
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>>36927512
I fucking doubt very much you scored a 300

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:38:10 Post No.36927578
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:38:10 Post No.36927578 [Report]

>>36927512
all though you are lanky so maybe

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:54:47 Post No.36927770
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:54:47 Post No.36927770 [Report]

Doesn't matter, but as a Northrop Grumman stockholder, I appreciate your sacrifice.

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What is /fit/ fapping 2? 2016-04-26 01:28:49 Post No.36927484
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What is /fit/ fapping 2? Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:28:49 Post No. 36927484 [Report] [View this topic]

Them legs.

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:32:26 Post No.36927511
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:32:26 Post No.36927511 [Report]

>>36927484
Not that wallpaper

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:34:03 Post No.36927529
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>>36927484
nofap only way to go desu, so much more time

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who /keto/ here? Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:20:45 Post No. 36927409 [Report] [View this topic]

I went on a ketogenic diet last year and lost a bit of weight, now i'm trying to gain muscle. I noticed that my gas issues were pretty much non-existent on keto but now I have to fucking fart 15 times a day. Anyone here have any success bulking on keto?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 03:01:52 Post No.36928486
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>>36927409
just take a probiotic faggot

Anonymous 2016-04-26 03:05:32 Post No.36928526
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 03:05:32 Post No.36928526 [Report]

>>36927409
>keto

>>>/reddit/

never come back, you are detrimental to this board's quality

Anonymous 2016-04-26 03:05:34 Post No.36928527
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>>36927409
>I noticed that my gas issues were pretty much non-existent on keto
Currently giving it a try and this is such a positive. Holding in farts in class is the worst.

Did you count calories while on the diet btw? How did your diet look in general. I'm eating lots of guac, fatty meats, eggs and greens (lettuce/spinach).

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:08:16 Post No. 36927276 [Report] [View this topic]

When trying to lose weight, do you find it easier to eat less or exercise more?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:22:16 Post No.36927426
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>>36927276
Personally, I find it way easier to just eat less, and since diet is king that usually works for me.

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:26:24 Post No.36927465
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>>36927276
run more

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:27:56 Post No.36927478
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:27:56 Post No.36927478 [Report]

Combo of both. Just sitting around twidling my thumbs makes me want to binge. My hunger is tied to boredom and depression. When I work out it gives me the motivation to not undo the hardwork I.pit in that day

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:04:33 Post No. 36927233 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this natty?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:05:18 Post No.36927246
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>>36927233
>those arms
>natty

ask me how i know youre new

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I'm afraid not.

Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:05:43 Post No.36927251
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:05:43 Post No.36927251 [Report]

Absorbs radiation as a way to become bigger, so no not natty

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 00:58:27 Post No. 36927150 [Report] [View this topic]

Marry, fuck, kill.
/fit/ style

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:00:05 Post No.36927169
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:00:05 Post No.36927169 [Report]

Marry Deadlift
Fuck Squat
Kill Bench

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 01:00:20 Post No.36927170 [Report]

>>36927150
Marry DL
Fuck Squat
Kill Bench

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>>36927150
marry squat
fuck bench
kill deadlift

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 00:54:05 Post No. 36927086 [Report] [View this topic]

pic is not me

How do you go about fixing dry skin on beard and dandruff?

I've tried head and shoulder for years, it still didn't fix it.

Is it curable or is it really something genetic some people have and others don't?

I live in the North-Eastern part of Canada (usual weather in winter is -35 ~ -10 degrees (-22F to 14F))

I don't seem to get as much dry skin in summer (where it's usually 15 degrees to 30 degrees (59F to 86F))

I've tried everything..
Vineager, olive oil, head and shoulder, just water, hydrating myself more, nothing works.

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 00:55:23 Post No.36927113
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>>36927086
I also get dried skin in my eyebrows and nose.

Never had dried skin on my upperlip/mustache area though.

Anonymous 2016-04-26 00:55:53 Post No.36927119
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 00:55:53 Post No.36927119 [Report]

>>36927086

Literally moisturize

It's your face

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Shave closer, do more passes. Stop using aerosol based shave creams, get a nice badger brush. Use pic related after your done.

This has nothing to do with moving heavy objects up and down.

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 00:52:12 Post No. 36927054 [Report] [View this topic]

Hi /fit/

i'm fat as fuck. 112 kg here.

And i'm tired of it and I crave for your help. I've tried to exercise by walking, only walking, but every time I do I sprain my left ancle. It's weak as fuck and I can't even run.

There's something I can do inside my room to lose weight?

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