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>>36917469

Don't.

There's fuck-all money in it. Unless you're getting on the podium at the Olympia expect to need a major separate source of income.

Start a martial art along with lifting, you'll have two things that make you happy then. Forget about women though, you won't have any time left for them.

>>36917469
become a bodybuilder personality instead of a professional bodybuilder, like steve cook, hodge twins or something like that. more money in that lifestyle/job path than competing...

theres enough competitors out there

>>36917454
manlet/10

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Read the sticky.
Lurked for months.
Grinded in the gym for over a year.
Fell for the SS meme.
Finish workout one day. Look in mirror, make sure no one is around, pull pants down and snap selfie.
I'm gonna show my friends on fit I made it.
I'll post at 3am. I don't want to crash the server with replies.
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It got bumped. Awesome! People mirin'??
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"manlet/10"

>>36917490
damnnnnn that's depressing

>>36917302
>And good guys like cock
Ftfy

>>36917302
>bad girls like good guys
in your dreams, Anon

>>36917302
No one likes bad girls, they just like to fuck the until their level of crazy is established... or you start catching feels and then she promptly cheats on u with chad. Stay the fuck away from sloots.

>>>/google/

Honestly sounds like youre way over complicating things

Just workout and eat a lot of protein and good food

>>36917249
Yeah I did that already!!! God!!!!

When will lanklets learn?

>air force basic training
>naked showers
>I'm one of the skinniest guys in there
>also had the biggest soft dick

felt good man, out of 50 people there were like 3 others that could compete with me

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>>36917217
there are alot of girls who dont care about dick size that much but be sure that they compare yours with their exes

>hrw someone asks her about the size of your dick

>>36917183

Late puberty
Grats Anon, your balls finally dropped

you taking whey?

because if so then prob that

>>36917183

>he fell for the milk meme

Nah. It's just that people who gain fat easier tend to gain muscle easier.

>>36916964
damn pepe you've put on weight

>>36917030
That's not nice to say to a lady

guys pls

what the fuck

>>36916960
nah

We're talking years (or never) natty, because damn that vascularity.
Or cycle on and off for a couple of months

>how much time to achieve his body?

infinity if natty

>>36916968
Not really.

Whole milk

>>36916849
5 scoops of mutant mass in a gallon of whole milk daily

Egg nog

why would it be

>>36916813
Yeah your body doesnt process anything while you sleep you wont get any gains by doing this. Waste.

>>36916819
Fuck if I know that's why I'm asking

>>36916812
You are fat.

We only want 5'5 88lbs gf

>>36916812
You are skinnyfat. Read the sticky, do SS

>>36916812
Not even that heavy for someone 5'9", put some effort in flabby.

http://youtu.be/E0svKE5Vwyg

Drinks: water with lemon and stevia, tea with coconut oil

basic food: high quality sausage, beef, lamb, chicken wings, bacon, high fat cheeses. eggs, broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts

for condiments use butter, full cream, cheese spreads, coconut oil

also check out ruled.me for some fancier recipes and keto desserts that will keep you sane

good luck, stick with it and you're gonna feel amazing. I started 3 months ago and on top of feeling high energy all day long i've dropped bf% and carb/protein bloat and have never looked more solid.

>>36916768

Look up those keto pancake recipes. Fucking delicious. I sometimes make them even off keto (cream cheese and cinnamon/stevia based).

That said, I'm not sure how I feel about artificial sweeteners in general. It will certainly keep you in keto, but I always found that over the long term, faking sweet flavors eventually led to craving something sweet and not artificial. Idk. Personally I think it better to just eliminate sweetness altogether, and then if you're really craving, "cheat" with an artificial sweetener.

Other than that, heavy whipping cream is your friend. And the first week or two might be rough (I shat like a garden hose), but keep with it. It's worth it.

gay men also have statistically larger penises than straight men

it's thought gay men are exposed to unusually high levels of testosterone in utero

so basically yes, gay men are the real high-test alpha males

>>36916609

Gays are the highest test because they have the highest standards of sexual partner. Most gays won't settle for less than 8/10. Most of the beta nu-males will settle for 3/10 fat women because they know they lack the test to draw more women.

Hence why straight men on /fit/ go MUH DICK over average looking fat slags and gay men will only drool over truly aesthetic lifters.

wouldn't it be bisexual rapists who have the highest test?

i literally never talk about the gym and the most i would do is take off my long sleeves

Not a single one of them is wearing anything attractive.

I literally only talk about the gym when people ask what I've been doing to lose weight.

I've just been hitting the gym 4-5 times a week.