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>>36965174
if i wanted milk or water i'd ask what your one rep maxes were

>>36965174
water if cutting

milk if not

>>36965181

Only right answer.

Practice being mindful of your surroundings so you can comment on them. Women are pretty observant, so if you can see something, comment on it (hopefully in a humorous way) and she'll usually laugh along.

Don't get too abstract, as they don't like that, I've learned. Even the smart ones found it boring to just discuss ideas all the times. Switching shit up will prevent the feeling of boredom for girls.

Also, watch shit like Craig Ferguson, who is a pretty good example of being light and entertaining.

Ehh, I'll think of other shit in a bit. Checking out some new music right now.

>>36965129
Be yourself ; ^ ))

Remember she's a brain-dead walking vagina and there's no reason to give a shit.

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>>36965077

>>36965077
>inb4 degeneracy
I like boxers, or if I'm running that day then compression shorts (under armor shit)

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>>36965078

>>36965076

What do you mean, OP?

They taste good faggot. Enjoy your boiled steak and milk

>>36965076
>nutritionally worthless
>cheese
>pure protein and fat
ummm

>nutritionally worthless
>potatoes and whole wheat bread
>perfect simple carbs
ummm

Where are you getting your information from, Cosmo?

none.

exertion doesn't mean calories burned.

1 pullup burns literally about 1 calorie or so (don't believe me?) go look up the science.

>>36965009
>100 calories per session

Maybe if you're jogging with a buttplug in while also jerking it

>>36965009

If you're not gonna post a vid of yourself masturbating, you can fuck right off, cunt.

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>>36964948
Considering getting some myself so I'll bump this shit.

I do it barefoot

i duno $200 seems awful expensive for some shitty shoe made by a 6 year old girl in Asia.

Have you tried swimming?

Bent over row, pull up, press, lateral raise

>>36964900

I should have pointed out that i do not swim and really don't intend to, sorry for that.

why do we find women with smaller jaws more attractive?

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>>36964879
We don't.

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>>36964879
We don't. They look like children.

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>>36964630
Maybe if you're a nigger.

For us white gentlemen, the best part of the female physique is the breats.

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>>36964630
Uuuhhhhhnnnfffffff
I want to slobber my face all over her bare ass.

Does your brother know that you posted this pic of him only to bait gay sauna enthusiasts on a byzantine mural forum?

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Even for a 15yo he looks little. Is he like 4´11? Gotta compensate early right?

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>little brother

Youre fucking short

>>36964564
I actually prefer to take showers with the water at my exact body temperature. I measure my body temp to the 100th decimal and then set my shower to match it exactly. It's taken a lot of time as well as money to perfect this art but in mind it's fully worth it. There is literally no other feeling like Turing on a shower and watching the water hit your skin yet you feel as though you are still dry. Every time I shower I feel as though my naked body is being caressed by the very essence that is life itself: as though one hundred virgins were bathing me in their light.

>>36964564
It's hot as fuck where I live. All the time. I've been taking cold showers since childhood bro.

>>36964675

look into autism. you may have it.

>>36964330
I think this is a great argument against annoying fatties.
You are fat because you are genetically inferior.

Also why are Pajeets ugly but femjeets hot?

>>36965155

Women from any race who make a living off of being hot are usually hot. Femjeets in real life tend to be hairy.

>he takes it with sugar
lul fag

>coffee at all
>Still being affected by coffee
>caffeine tolerance that low

okay ngl i'm jelly

>>36963977
what's wrong with black coffee? sugar and milk/creamer ruin the taste.

you're an idiot if you don't lose weight at less than 1500 cals. Learn to track your calories you dumb fuk. How can you be this retarded?

>>36963795
probably just water weight. Make sure you weigh yourself in the morning before anything.

>>36963821
I have been tracking them m8.

>>36963831
I do weigh myself in the morning after i shit/piss and before i eat or drink anything

>>36963579
are you retarded?

how old are you?

>>36963644
19

>>36963579
>sounds like he's on an unmanaged HCG therapy
>wonders why he's getting estro rebounds
>fat as fuck
Your T is being converted to estro because you're 30%+ body fat and you're aromatizing it 24/7. Lose fucking fat.