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Well, we're going to have to convert the pre-meal you into heat and measure how many calories we get, and then convert the post-meal you into heat and measure how many calories we get. The delta of that would be how many calories you ingested.

So next time you ask this retarded question, remember to self-immolate before you put the shit in your mouth.

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>>36976906

10/10

500? Can't really tell how big it actually is.

what a miserable cunt

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>>36976864

What happened to this nasty cunt in the end?

I thought that steroids made one gay?

All the guys I know that started taking steroids are big time homosexuals now.

>>36976784
you were always gay. lifting only made you strong enough to accept your true self.

>>36976784
Lifting made me fall in love with myself. Get aroused when I touch my chest. What do?

>>36976751
can confirm.
I was a cyclist and my legs were bigger then, than when I squat and deadlift

>>36976751
HURRR MAYBE BECAUSE THEY FUCKING RIDE BIKES ALL DAY

IDIOT

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>>36976751
Because they have a 3rd leg

>>36976544
Read "The Complete Guide to Navy Seal Fitness" by Stuart Smith

>>36976544
Its about functional strength aka compound lifts. Plus great endurance so lots of running and swimming.

Stay in school, bud. Don't throw your life away.

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>>36976517

>not doing cardio
There's literally no reason not to do cardio

>>36976554
idk about you but I have plenty of reasons to do something else instead and no reason to do it

>>36976368
You dun goofed

>>36976387
I think it's fine, but how are you gonna do squats OP?

>>36976368
How do you squat? Steinborn lift?

intelligence, strenght comes close though

>implying there's one type of intelligence
>implying strength and intelligence are not mutually exclusive to each other

>>36976340
intelligence

you can always gain strength but you cant gain intelligence

Bumping because I'd like to know too

>>36976326
Sounds retarded just go to the gym

>>36976326
Very very inaccurate for most things. I only use mine to feed data to my phone with Sleep as Android.

>>36976315
you aren't going to be a mercenary.

You wouldn't post here if you were one

>>36976315
WHY'D YOU DO THAT TO CUTE BABY GUTS YOU FUCKER

gregorian chants, erhu pieces, opera, nanana by MCR, and the scores to man of steel and batman v superman

>>36976418
what about u, OP?
[spoiler] since it seems to be just us right now [/spoiler]

>>36976167
Hitler speeches

>>36976121
I am feeling mixed levels of bait here

>>36976121
I know this is b8, but I actually agree.

I feel gslp is a little more balanced between upper and lower body.

Squatting until your thighs chafe together (even when lean) is no fun.

>>36976139
No bait. Are a katana-wielder? Then pls go

>>36976020
Why did you get Cookie Dough B&J's, it's like their worst flavour

>>36976020
homemade protein bar
beef and cheese
3 crackers
cottage cheese
low fat natural yoghurt

>>36976020
vega protein, milk
50 pretzels
broccoli eyyy
half an hour ago i had smoke's triple pork poutine

>>36975968
it make u streng

>>36975968
Boners

Makes you strong, makes you want sex more, if you have enough when you're a child, you get a manly jawline and deep voice that turns women into super soakers.

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>>36975947
Seriously though, I'm beginning to think tumblr is right and that being fat is genetics, I literally can't get my bmi below 25

>>36976233
at least you dont have to deal with roaches

>>36975947
>1 month
Try keeping it up for 6+ months. And if it just doesn't work, lower the amount of food you eat.

You don't need a doctor to tell you your bmi.