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>Be me, 7/10 in college (ten years ago now) decide to skip the dorm and answer a “looking for roommate” ad for a house near campus.
>Roommate is an 8/10 fairly fit chick named Carrie. She’s ok with me renting the room >(score) she mentions that she’s vegan I say I’m not, she says “Oh I’ll win you over”
>fat chance, My main source of protein is chicken.

no you wont

>>42553801
>things start off ok, she asks that I don’t cook bacon or smelly meats,
>I actually start cooking more vegetarian so that we can share meals falafel, lentils, beans, no tofu.
>One day I make Pea hummus, She runs to the bathroom gagging, I’m not sure what she thought it was, but apparently she can’t stand peas.
> I think that’s odd coming from a vegan, but I’m a carnivore and I can’t stand liver.

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>>42547897
Bumping.

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>decided to be a real man two months ago
>stop eating shit and do daily exercises
>buy a car
>tfw unable to pay for a gym until next month

>>42548662
Just challenge yourself with pushups and pullups for the coming month

Cut until abs, then bulk.

when you hit 10-12% bodyfat

your bodyweight is irrelevant, you probably were much fatter than you cared to admit when you started cutting and will end up being much lighter at the end of your cut than you thought

>>42531896
Buy Calipers. Watch videos on how to measure yourself. Learn to do it correctly. Go to 12 or 10% preferably, as >>42533534
said. Lean bulk till 15%. Repeat.
This is a long process. Patience is key.

>>42586953

>going to university
>2017

How does it feel paying up the wazoo and embracing massive amounts of student debt to have less earning potential than someone who goes right into a skilled trade?

>>42586953
The girls on your campus must be fucking ugly

>>42586953
I want to fuck him

>>42583191
never

never

>>42583195
fpbp. If you're too stupid to be an entrepreneur or self taught a skill, go to college.

More like pathetic traps, arms, shoulders, next, chest, and probably body.

DO SOMETHING

Traps aren't attractive on girls, so I wouldn't bother.

>>42582699
>that clavicle

Sorry my man.

>>42582452
Boxing or mma

As a means of cutting down on bf%, cycling is GOAT. It is an endurance sports that doesn't place strain on your joints.

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Darts.

>>42582149
>He is 67
Fuck I thought that he's in his 40s

Don't be a suhbhuman non-white

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he looks like a ghoul

>be tallest biggest kid in school
>short skinny kidlets pick fights with me, provoke me, then cry to the teacher when I react and beat them up
story of my childhood
this is why I honest to god think manlets should be genocided
these jealous, bitter, angry, useless, small-skulled (and therefore stupid) subhumans should have their defective genes deleted from the human dna pool forever

>>42581786
Because most people are intimidated by you but when they get some alcohol in them they will challenge you

I have a buddy who is 6'11 and about 25 stone, a big mean looking black dude yet every time we'd go anywhere there was alcohol everyone tries to start fights with him. It's bizarre

>>42581823

How often are women on his dick.

>>42581417
Old man

>>42581417
titfat morphs into latfat mode

>>42581417
fat

>>42581294
Lift, eat, sleep, repeat. Just like anyone else.

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unfortunately you will never be aesthetic with that frame sorry bro

>>42581303
Is it really that easy for an auschwitz survivor type of body? I weigh 121 pounds (55 kg)

Regular exhausting cardio gave the best results

>>42580770
If you lift eat accordingly to your metabolism and sleep enough, you look good. Girls will want to have sleep with you.

Dick size really is irrelevant, unless you have a micropenis. It might be a bit embarrassing if you're a grower not shower, but that's about it.

I recommend no porn, since it lowers your libido and gives you weaker erections. No Fap is a meme tho.

Jelking works, but only if you do it daily.

Also, trim your dick folks. Shouldn't be a jungle down there. Shave it off if u feel like it.

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>>42580770
>red sux

>>42580650
OHP for bragging.
BNP for cannonball delts.

>>42580653
BNP ror SNAP CITY

Ohp fucks up your shoulder joints, please avoid doing it, focus on dumbbell orientated exercises only

Most countries where body positivity is promoted, it favors women. I would expect that a similar proportion of men will still go to the gym or try to be fit.

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>>42579704
People are just trying to look for meaning in this drab world because of their lack of religion and connection to the universe (God) so they seek it in frivolous things such as identity politics, lifting 7 days a week, joining certain fandoms (GoT, Harry Potter, Steven Universe, etc.) because this makes them feel powerful or strong; however, because of their nihilistic, materialistic world view, this limits them from ever finding that true meaning and fulfillment. But, be not worried! Science will save us, right? Wrong. Half of the lovers of "science" have never read a scientific paper in their lives. Ask your average environmentalist-hippiefag who their favorite climate researcher is. If they answer Bill Nye, congrats, you found yet another 103 IQ person in this world who fell victim to ideology and the cult of personality of their immediate social group.

You're right, nothing lasts forever. But, we can find ourselves through self-reflection, becoming closer to God through your flavor of Protestantism, and reconnecting with who we are as men in the world. That being said, there's nothing wrong with roiding, lifting often, obsessing over fitness, etc. My point is that people lack meaning in their lives since society because materialist, irreligious, and obsessive over the "truth" of science despite having asymmetric information about how the universe operates.
>inb4 anti-science
I'm not. I'm just making a point about how scientifically illiterate the average retard is despite putting all his faith in it despite never having read a single research paper in his life which does nothing more than reinforce his nihilism, materialism, and lack of meaning in this world. All these things force people into finding meaning and acceptance in things and people that do not matter. The only thing that matters is your relationship to God, putting your faith in Him, and living life as a good Christian. This is what fills the void. Memes, culture, fads, etc. all fade.

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>>42579782
>good christian
>protestant

Enjoy your psychosis in 10 years.

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>>42579100
It's a pretty good feel f a m, honestly the best way to smoke.
>tfw Dorian blazes before training

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>Estrogengrass