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>>42576112

No, women like any other human tend to not respect you when you fail at doing things whether they're open about it or not. That being said, she may or may not still be willing to take some dick so you may as well take a shot. Not trying 100% will not get your dick wet. Trying has a 50% chance of getting your dick wet.

>>42576157
i've already fucked her a couple times

i'd just rather keep fucking her than have to rummage through tinder trying to find another fit qt

>>42576112
Just make a joke of the fact there is no way you will be able to keep up.

She wants to hang out. Dont be a faggot about it, shes already interested.

>>42576061
>pouches
>not leaves

Lol

>>42576061
Enjoy your teeth pitting and your gums rotting away, if they don't get cut out first. Not to mention having to spit, which is nasty. Don't care who you are.

>>42576061
>2017
>Maintaining a nicotine habit
wew

Cut while working out, get to 15% bodyfat

>>42575727
I should have said that, I've tried two methods to measure body fat %, and I got 17 and 19%. Let's say I'm at 18%.

If I have to go to 15%, I'll have to lose 2 kg. It should be doable.

>>42575767
You're not 18%

has got to suck living with that kind of mindset

>>42575545
You're right
Give it up and take up another hobby

>>42575545
BLAST EM

Lat Pulldowns. Lat Pullovers. Rows. Other lat stuff. Whatever. Go for maximum overload.

>i can incline bench (at 20 degrees) 155 4x8.
>low lifts and wonders why his chest isn't big

come back when you're at 225 x 5 then complain

>>42575361
ive been stuck at 155 4x8 for like 2 months now. i've tried grinding through it and a few different ways of breaking through the plateaus (dropping weight and adding reps/sets, upping weight, etc.) and none of it works. im eating 2600 cal/day and 100+ grams of protein a day.

>>42575211
What's goin on wit ur nipples my man?

This is another public service announcement, you can believe it or you can doubt it.

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Oxygen oxidizes the cells in your body, slowly killing you over your lifetime. Why don't you do as a favor and stop breathing too?

>>42575126
>those Pajeet sounding sources

Pajeets just don't want us eating their dead grandmas.

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Pajeet, my son..

>>42575035
open bobs and show vagine

>>42575035
Michael jackson looking ass

it's confirmed, cardio kills

>>42575018
That's some first kiss, anon.

hot. did you take pics, OP?
you should have done a cum tribute before you called 911

Chickpeas are good

>>42574960
I thought it was 0.5g protein/kg of body weight?

>>42574960
Black tea

>Not eating 0 times a day
I hope you enjoy your life of diabeetus

>>42574552
Maybe. I was a fat fuck (I still am but I'm doing something about it.) I only ate once a day most of the time but they were fucking huge meals. When the doc checked my bloodtest lotta things were high except my blood sugar.

>>42574620

>eating in general

good goy

>>42574472
stop eating

I hope that's in kg (But I doubt it based on the ratio between your lifts) or you haven't been lifting that long.

You need to cut. Badly. Since you are still new you might be able to lose weight and put on muscle. Eat lots of protein, but eat fewer calories total.

>>42574472
Lose more weight, then build up from there

>>42574362
You gotta go and initiate some convos with strangers, male or female. Then you'll understand how harmless it is and take the chance next time, or at least increase your chances of taking the chance next time.

>>42574437
>>42574437
Great advice, you realize that's basically what OP is asking, how to approach a conversation with a complete stranger.

Find something that's worth an amusing comment in the context, like the place, the people around or her outfit, for example. If you can't think of anything just use a simple, catchy opener.

>I like to say (in french): "I think we have never met".
Sometimes it makes them smile. And then you improvise.

The more you do it, the more you will be able to use your imagination and be confident.

>>42574277
godzilla has no dick. u willin to sacrifice your tool for the gains brah?

>>42574277
Nuclear power isn't natty so no

>>42574372
Godzilla feeds on the earth´s core radiation, literally natty nuclear power

Careful, it can fuck your teeth up senpai

>>42574275
And your esophagus, I know. I don't drink it straight, I mix it with at least 16oz of something else, usually soda water with a splash of juice. Makes it taste like a shittier kombucha.

i was trying to use this for allergies, but i hate the taste.