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>>42574571
Probably got a larger stomach

He's half asian

Practices by deep throating his own leg

>>42574517
I lift in silkies. Go to the grocery after the gym and let the ladies get worked up over my thighs. In fact, I'm wearing a pair right now

>>42574517

Only time is ok to lift in silkies is overseas or 29 palms, otherwise fuck off.

>>42574541
Just wondering the acceptable limit to length

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:)

I'm going to do something nice for someone tomorrow.

>>42574519
Its great to see someone make it.

>>42574467
nice one pal

>>42574368
nothing it's probably not the best for you but I've done it 10+ times and notice no short term problems. Let's hope I make it to 30

>>42574368
bro I do shit like mdma, meth, speed and other garbage all the time. Pretty much for the last seven years or so.
Mdma wont fuck your head up, its just a stimulant that makes you a bit dizzy you nigger, so if you drink after snorting (or drinking) some of it you will presumably be way more obliterated in terms of hangover and during the night youll be dizzy and floaty as fuck. But otherwise there are no issues connected to mental health.
Not if you aint a pussy, ofc.

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>>42574313

You basically need to just read the sticky and go to the gym bro.

Don't make a big deal out of it and just do it.

Bee urself

>>42574313
Well did you read the sticky?

If you didn't that was your first mistake. Plus you've offered no inclination of doing strictly cardio or weight lifting or both, so I couldn't even help you narrow down.

Basically fuck you for being lazy.

I'm new 4chan as it is so i had no clue what a "sticky" is. I will figure it out. ty tho

>>42574199
Mmmm Asuka

>>42574199
i'm laughing a lot about the "stupid" at the end. girls are great, we really are a bunch of stupid fags following around their filthy pussies lol

>>42574257
Asuka always calls Shinji a baka, it needed to be included.

Act like an ass and uninterested.

Realise that it doesn't matter what the fuck you say it's just a fucking game.

Go and lie on your profile, go and add 3 inches to your height to reach that 5'11, go and edit your photos.

It's a fucking shitshow, go and fuck some bitches mang

>>42574166
Put up 4 pictures
3 serious ones and 1 joking
Pictures with dogs are the best kind of picture, other animals not so much.

Description has to be short and simple. Mine was just "coffee?" and it worked like a charm.

If you get a match, don't care about looking cool or whatever, just start with a joke or something to get a conversation going.

Don't worry about looking like a retard, you're not talking in person, she won't notice you sperg out.

Also, make sure your pictures are somewhat decent. Add an instagram filter if you're not photogenetic, it actually helps.

>>42574151

Slavka`s padval is pretty hardcore if you wanna become ambal

I go to Fitlife Mindaugas- it's alright it's the closest to me.
Pretty expensive for Lithuanian standards though I pay 50€ per month.
50€ is a lot. Pretty much every other country I've been to it was cheaper.

ODDAJCIE WILNO KURWAAAAAAAA

Embrace it

>>42574077
You were always a raging homosexual.

If you liked girls (female) all your life and now you're suddenly attracted to boys then you might be bi

>>42573754

>Saturday at 9am
>Gym opens at 8am, closes at 10pm the night before
>Walk in
>Fifteen or so people in the gym, so pretty normal for a Saturday
>The standard geriatric affair and cardio-bunnies on the treadmill
>Three DYELs in the machines
>Go to weight section
>Three guys, all playing conflicting, extremely loud music without their headphones and talking to each other
>taking up the squat racks doing other lifts
>Whatever
>Ignore them and go about lifting
>After about 20 minutes I look over
>In 20 minutes they have managed to take apart the racked weights and scatter them to the four winds, removed all the plates from the racks and left them everywhere
>And are currently OHPing with a naked bar.
>They walk off to the locker room
>Whatever
>Finish my exercise and go to shower
>Motherfuckers are still standing in there after an hour, still listining to three different tracks at full volume without headphones, inside the shower room, but not showering
>Entire place is waterlogged, a near stream of water is flowing out of the locker room
>Just leave without showering

This is where the story of the weekend gym begins.

>a few weeks later I return on Saturday mid-afternoon
>The gym is a fucking mess
>Girl at the counter doesn't even look up from her phone when I can my card
>Theres free weights on treadmills, a bar clipped to the latest pulldown machine, ropes just haphazardly tied to the pec fly machine
>Plates are stacked in weird geometric patterns on the floor, like some natty 8 year old autistic kids broke into the weight room
>Theres a deflated basketball just sitting on the water fountain
>Theres a condom on one of the benches, a towel tied to the Smith machine that's weirdly yellow on one part
>The mirrors are covered in spit and snot and a single bloody fingerprint
>Two unevenly weighted bars sit unevenly on the racks
>Theres and exercise ball wedged into the dip machine
>Wtf.jpg
>Clean up a little bit, half out of feeling bad for the clean crew and half because I need to workout too
>Finish and head to the locker room
>Those same guys from last week are in there, in towels, stream of water leading out of the room, still listining to different music with their phones
>Go to bathroom to piss
>Used condom in toilet with piss all over the seat
>Urinals stopped up with paper towels
>Sinks all running
>Someone took the soap spigot. I was just here yesterday
>A toilets are pissed all over, there's shit on the seat of one
>Sauna door is wide open, sauna is 80°f
>Just go home, defeated, again.

learn 2 greentext

>>42573721
he really fucked up with that video, didnt he.

this is the first time in all these years that i actually felt that jason is a bad person.

>>42573721
This was seriously the funniest video I've ever seen in my life. How can someone act like that in public and not be under 24 hour care

link?

>>42573541
No but it will probably make you /gay/

>>42573541
when people browse boards, they begin to adjust themselves to the board culture

coming to /fit/ every day will slowly begin to make you want to lose weight and work out
it has for me at least

FWIW, browsing pol made me a tranny lover

yes, if you claim natty then you're a troll.

look at:
- body before/after timeout
- lifts before/after timeout
- the roid acne after timeout
et c

>>42573413
Damn... a man with elite genetics who has been training for 7+ years who is taking anabolic steroids and happens to be vegan looks like THAT ? boi..

Steroids are vegan safe

>>42573371
Eat like a normal being?

>>42573390
Yes but what if I want to smash the fash??

>>42573570
Dont

Bumparoo

all these people asking if they should cut or bulk, without posting height/weight and body.

but if you're asking if you should bulk or cut when you would like to gain weight and you're 13% bf, then you don't sound very clever

>I've been on a little bit of fast from laying in bed all day so I could do with some cutting

"I have lost weight, so I could do with losing some weight". what?

>>42573497
Valid point

>6'1"
>175lbs
>yellow sips